Okay, So Now It's Come To This

Maybe it’s finally time that we all relaxed, kicked back, and found this sorry, sweet-and-sour spectacle of a season as amusing as it really is. Because it truly can’t get any funnier than what we saw tonight.

It’s not likely, in fact, that we’ll ever see anything quite like it again: a walk-off victory that featured nothing more than two bunts and two throwing errors. That’s not small ball, friends; that is what you call Little League heroics.

And I suppose I’d be remiss if I didn’t also add: another unrewarded gem from a starting pitcher and another night of futility at the plate, with a blown save thrown in for good measure.

Let’s be honest with each other: that game shouldn’t count.

I have wasted my life.


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