Month: June 2007

  • Sour Note for The Sopranos.

    My lovely, extraordinarily long-suffering, high school English teacher wife wrapped another school year last Friday and we’ve been feeding the finches up north for the last few days. Still are, in fact. Internet connections are funky in rural Wisconsin, which is one excuse for so little blogging.

    We did run around Superior and Duluth Sunday afternoon trying to find a bar or coffee shop to watch The Sopranos finale. (News flash, TVs in Superior bars are for watching NASCAR, not fat Italians.)

    So we contented ourselves with smoked pork chops from Superior Meats (what a jewel of a joint) and counting fire flies back at the ranch.

    Imagine my surprise when I checked in Monday for Sopranos reviews. Baby, that’s gotta hurt! The faithful are not pleased. Judging by the clips of the final scene and on-line reaction, I think David Chase is having it not just both ways, but every way. He seems to be establishing a new hyper-paranoid state of mind for Tony, which won’t help his mania and depression, (as Tony describes it), but he is also declining the opportunity to flood and shutter the gold mine. Movies. HBO special. Spin-offs. Anything can still go.

    Alan Sepinwall of the Newark Star-Ledger has been every fan’s best conduit to Chase and Sopranos lore. Here’s an interview he did with Chase after Sunday’s black-out finale.

  • On-Line Overtakes TV News in Five Years?

    This is just a poll — another snapshot of today’s conventional wisdom — but it rings true to me. It reaffirms a point I have made before and believe media-watchers everywhere should keep in mind as they watch big city newspapers founder. Namely, that in very short order, local TV news is going to be worse off than newspapers are right now. And that is bad. Remember these numbers from last month?

    Why? Without regurgitating a lot of familiar opinions, TV news slashed value out of its product years ago by reducing staff and has been making its high-profit margins off an extremely dated, formulaic editorial strategy, (mayhem, tragedy, cop and ambulance chasing, a dash of celebrity and superficial “personality”), very little of which means anything to news consumers looking for vital information.

    If it weren’t for local TV’s parasitic attachment to newspaper reporting — (the papers report, TV news follows with cameras) — they’d be even less relevant, little more than slick-looking weather graphics and occasionally substantive, well-photographed feature pieces.

    The way the Star Tribune and Pioneer Press are going, there’s no reason to believe they will invest and re-invent themselves as the local on-line news product that marries breadth, depth, substantive personality and video. Each may have to go through another change of ownership, or two, with further “right-sizing”, to quote Par Ridder, until their market value has been driven down within the range of responsible local investors. What remains of either, other than their name, is fodder for rank speculation. But I’m thinking, skin and bones.

    The point I take from this survey is that the moribund qualities of TV news have become painfully evident. Meanwhile, public demand for a one-stop shopping center for local news, an entity more satisfying and engaging than either newspapers or TV are today, is presenting someone with an opportunity.

    How ripe an opportunity profit-wise is a question for another poll.

  • Books Provide the Perfect Accompaniment

    BOOKS AND FOOD
    Raking Through Books – Writing About Food

    rtb_0805.gifIf you pay close attention to The Rake online, you’ll have already noticed the addition of at least one new voice in the vintage and victuals arena. Ann Bauer’s new wine blog, Beyond the Cask, is just one small piece of a much larger project at The Rake. Beginning with the July issues, you’ll see a new and improved food, wine, and dining section both in print and online. Eaters’ Digest brings together Rake writers Stephanie March and Oliver Nicholson with two well-known names in local food writing — Ann Bauer and Jeremy Iggers. Tonight you have a rare opportunity to get to know them both as they team up to talk food, restaurants, writing, and media mega-changes. Get the first glimpse of this dynamic duo in action, along with a taste of their books (20% off at the University of Minnesota Bookstore).

    5:30-7 p.m., Kieran’s Irish Pub, 330 2nd Ave. S., Minneapolis; free ($2 parking with Kieran’s voucher at Downtown Auto Park, 4th and Marquette).

    BOOKS AND AUTHORS
    A Journey Beyond Normal

    theshortbus.jpgLess food and decadence; more realism? Follow Jonathan Mooney’s journey on the short bus. Don’t be confused; this is no magic bus, my friends. Mooney took the notion of the short bus rider — a derogatory term used for kids in special eduction — and turned it into a vehicle of triumph over conformity and discrimination. Once called “unteachable” and labeled “dyslexic and profoundly learning disabled with attention and behavior problems,” Mooney was himself a short bus rider. Many years later, he set out on a four-month journey over 35,000 miles in search of others who have come up with insightful ways to overcome the obstacles that separate them from the so-called normal world. In The Short Bus: A Journey Beyond Normal, Mooney describes the people he meets along the way — an eight-year-old deaf and blind girl who likes to curse out her teachers in sign language, the proud owner of the Museum of Wonder, and other people with learning disabilities who share a refreshing irreverence toward social constructs of normalcy. In true anti-hobgobblin fashion, The Short Bus offers an On the Road-style celebration of difference. Despite his disabilities, Mooney lashed back at his alienation by graduating from Brown University with an honors degree in English. A recipient of the Truman Fellowship for graduate study in the field of learning disabilites and special education, he is also the co-author of Learning Outside the Lines.

    7:30 p.m., Magers And Quinn Booksellers, 3038 Hennepin Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-822-4611.

    BOOKS by Brad Zellar
    Mere Anarchy

    allen7.jpgIt’s been twenty-five years since a new collection of Woody Allen’s short humor appeared in print. You’re welcome to argue this point until you’re blue in the face, but he hasn’t made a truly great — or at least consistently funny — film in almost as long. It’s easy, then, to forget how truly fresh and funny Allen once was. The material in his early collections (and in his best films) was marked by his trademark neuroses as well as by an ability to blend high and low culture with often inspired and hilarious results. Allen’s work occasionally pops up in The New Yorker (where many of the pieces in Mere Anarchy originally appeared), and while there’s a palpable strain in some of the more uneven selections, the man is still capable of being very funny, very smart, and hyper-literate, often within the same paragraph.

    Due in bookstores today, $21.95.

    FILM
    Infestation and Slaughter — two local wonders

    slaught.jpgI don’t know what it is about seeing a movie outdoors that just makes it that much better. The darkness is more real perhaps? You tell me. Experience the darkness of the Edison High School amphitheater — a little music as the sun drops, followed by a movie at dusk. Tonight’s show begins with powerpop-rockers the Infestations and finishes off with a film adaptation of the Kurt Vonnegut favorite, Slaughterhouse Five. Discover the world of Vonnegut’s novel through Pilgrim’s eyes as he becomes unstuck in time and experiences his life in a seemingly random order. Apparently, some of the scenes were even shot here in Minnesota. (Thanks to Max for relieving me of some ignorance.)

    8 p.m., Edison High School amphitheater, 22nd Ave. N.E. and Quincy St. — opposite the soccer field, Minneapolis; 612-668-1300; free.

    Quit Your Bitching, 48-Hours Is A Lot of Time

    3486950708.jpegThe Minneapolis/St. Paul 48 Hour Film Project wrapped up this past weekend, and it’s time for the screenings to begin. See what our local filmmakers can do with 48 hours, a selected genre, and a random prop and line of dialogue. Films will be screened at the Riverview Theater over the next three days, and the Audience Award Favorites (voted on by the viewers) will screen at IFP’s Cinema Lounge next Wednesday. Max, over at MNSpeak was kind enough to offer links to previous years’ selections, both nationally and locally.

    7 & 9:15 p.m., Riverview Theater, 3800 42nd Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-729-7369; $2 ($3 tomorrow and Thursday).

    ART AND LECTURE
    A City Sleeps

    Picture 1.jpgEnjoy a night of photography and lecture at Gallery 13. The Minnesota Center for Photography will be presenting an artist-led slide lecture and talk with Chris Faust and Joan Rothfuss. Faust will present selections from his new book, Nocturnes, a collection of more than 70 tritone photographs representing our world in the nighttime hours. The slide show will be followed by a conversation with writer, art historian, and former Walker Art Center curator, Joan Rothfuss, a question and answer session, and a book signing. Stick around after the presentation for a reception and exhibit closing.

    7 p.m., Gallery 13, 302 13th Ave. N.E., Minneapolis; 651-592-5503; $5 (free for MCP and MIA Photography Council members).

  • Sticky Fingers and sticky buns

    Doug and Jessica Anderson (formerly of Bakery on Grand, currently proprietors of A Rebours in St. Paul) plan to open Nick and Eddie on Loring Park later this summer. A combination breakfast spot, singles hangout, and rock ‘n roll bar, Doug promises this place will have the “right” music — including plenty of old Rolling Stones — as well as great food, a full bar, and picnic deals for people who’d rather eat in the park. “I want every freak and every queen, plus the young families to use this place,” he says. “We’re going to be very democratic.”

  • Spanish Soul

    First there was Alma: Spanish for “soul.” Now, Chef Alex Roberts is opening Brasa (which means “hot coal”) at 600 E. Hennepin on the site formerly occupied by Betty’s Bikes and Buns. At Brasa, Roberts will serve soul food from Latin America, Peru, and the Caribbean — sweet potatoes, rice, beans, pork shoulder, and rotisserie chicken — only the majority of the ingredients will be Midwestern, organic and locally sourced. “I’m devoted to fine dining and that’s my training,” Roberts says. “But I also really love good wholesome everyday food.” Expect the 45-seat Brasa to open the last week of June, with a full takeout menu and prices in the $12-20 range.

  • River Feast

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    I am all a-board for this one.

    I have a certain attraction to the idea of floating down the river while snacking on fine foods. I think it goes to the dream of a lazy summer evening, one in which I am continually served bourbon and branch cocktails by someone I refer to as “Sugar”. If there are chaise lounges and pretty dresses involved, so much the better.

    The Taste of the St. Croix Cruise might just fit the bill. As a kick-off for the week-long Taste, on June 21 you can board the Grand Duchess and cruise the St. Croix while noshing on treats provided by the valley’s tastiest restaurants: Bayport Cookery, Lake Elmo Inn, Confluence, and San Pedro Cafe to name a few. Plus, 10% of ticket sales go to benefit the Perspectives Kids Cafe which is a phenomenal program that feeds hungry kids.

    Reservations required, so pick your dress, get a date, practice your drawl (thahnks, shuggah) and get on the list soon…

  • She's a He

    THEATER AND PERFORMANCE
    Gender Queercore

    b-room_duo2.jpgThis evening, Homocore Minneapolis presents Gender Queercore with Actor Slash Model, from Chicago. This transgendered indie-grass music and performance duo, comprised of Simon Strikeback and Madsen Minax, conveys mega-queer, trans-centric, and kink-aware music through simple melodies and witty lyrics. Their show tonight features tough tough skin, zibra zibra, and thunder thighs. Interesting enough?

    8 p.m., Bedlam Theatre, 1501 S. 6th St., Minneapolis; 612-341-1038; $5.

    STYLE
    Sneak Peek

    Picture 1.jpgNordstrom is hosting the Chanel Spring Trunk Show today and tomorrow. Get a sneak peek at the top designer pieces that will clothe the most fashion-conscious and help set trends for lower-priced lines. Just stop by to have a look, talk to Chanel representatives, or place special orders.

    10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Nordstrom, Mall of America, Bloomington; 612-883-2121.

    MUSIC
    One Is No Longer Enough

    Picture 2.jpgGet out and celebrate the release of not one, but two CDs this evening. Weaver at the Loom and Klaus are joining up for a double CD release party at the Varsity, with The Drive Back and City of Sound. See here for a review of the new Weaver at the Loom CD.

    6 p.m., Varsity Theater, 1308 4th St. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-604-0222; $8.

    Take a little break in your day for a great outdoor show in front of Northrop Auditorium. Join Michael Hauser and Friends at noon for an hour of flamenco. Enjoy some Spanish music with free ice cream cups while supplies last.

    FILM
    Heroes of Athleticism

    Picture 3.jpg“We are all familiar with the traditional epic sports films depicting great heroes of athleticism. Dodgeball is no exception. The only difference is that the sport is a childhood favorite and that our heroes are Vince Vaughn’s crew of unlikely champions. Ben Stiller plays the ruler of a fitness empire who has his mind set on taking over Vaughn’s rundown neighborhood gym. The only way to save the neighborhood home of the awkwardly athletic is to take first place in the national dodgeball tournament. With cameos from David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, and Chuck Norris, how could you go wrong?”

    9:30 p.m., Coffman Memorial Union, Theater, 300 Washington Ave. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-624-INFO; free.

    ON THE NET
    Really? Paris Again?

    paris-hilton-in-tears.jpgAsk most people around here what’s going on in Venezuela right now, and they have little to say; but ask them about Paris Hilton, and they’ll pour out the latest gossip gleefully. I’ll refrain from making any judgements just now. Suffice it to say that this woman’s life generates an astounding response. As soon as anything new happens — and it seems there is always something juicy in the works — bloggers are blogging it, reporters are reporting it, singers are singing it, mimics are mimicking it, and we the people are swallowing it all up. Here are some amusing video responses to her recent jail debacles:

    Paris Hilton Goes Back to Jail!
    Paris Hilton in Jail
    Paris Hilton: Walking the Streets Again
    Paris Hilton (Go Away) Music Video

    You think Paris is inane?
    President Bush Hears Voices

    After that lovely reference, you need a couple cool things to watch. These are just cool — no other reason.
    Beat Souffle
    The Zimmers My Generation

    Tired of all this technology bullshit? Get Back to the Basics.

  • Take Flight

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    My last experience with the Riverview Theater was when my mother took my sister and me to see a movie called The Other Side of the Mountain. It was the true story of a skier who plunged off a cliff while training for the Olympics and was paralyzed from the chest down. She rode around in a motorized wheelchair, learned to paint, and fell in love with a downhill medalist named Mad Dog, played by Beau Bridges.

    So it’s a cool, windy June evening nearly 30 years later and I’m sitting in the Riverview Wine Bar, staring at the theater marquee and remembering the scene where she sobs and tells him she’s never had sex. He pulls out a handkerchief, wipes her nose for her, and says something like, “Don’t worry about it. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be,” then strides off and promptly dies in an airplane accident (isn’t that how all 70’s love stories end?).

    My mother and sister were weepy for days. I was unnerved. Imagine my relief, years later, when I discovered Beau was only being kind. . . .

    I have plenty of time to muse about this, because I’m waiting for Johnny Hodges — the manager, a spiky-haired musician in skin-tight striped pants who could be Billy Idol’s little brother — to create a flight for me. It’s a wonderful thing, this service: you go into the Riverview wine bar, tell Johnny what you like, and he’ll dream up a tasting for you. Four two-ounce pours that match your yearnings. Nine and a half bucks. What a deal.

    I’m a woman who loves a big red, on the dry-ish side with tons of fruit and a very long finish — particularly on an unseasonably chilly night in June. So after working the room and making recommendations all around, Johnny pulls out a card and makes some cryptic notes. Then he pours my four miniature glasses.

    The first one is a big miss. Johnny describes Villa Carafa Sannio Aglianico D.O.C. 2001 (Italy — 13% alcohol) as “like a Chianti that has all the things I love and none of the ones I hate. . . .plummy and raisiny with a nice, tart finish.” I, however, find this wine bitter, shrewish, and empty, with no finish but for a lingering tongue-curling taste. And at $40 a bottle and $10.25 a glass, it’s on the pricey side — especially as I drink only a couple sips, leaving a good ounce and a half to be poured down the sink.

    But Johnny’s second selection, Chateau Couronneau Bordeaux Superieur 2004 (France — 13.5% alcohol), is a great antidote. Smooth and round and big, tart around the edges of the tongue with a body of oak and wild strawberry, this wine is drinkable and versatile. It’s great alone, but I can easily imagine having it with cheese, artichokes, or the crisp, fragrant Margarita pizza that’s being enjoyed by the people at the next table. A full bottle of the Chateau Couronneau will set you back $34, but a glass is only $8.75.

    The third, Sobon Estate Fiddletown Zinfandel 2005 (California — 15.1% alcohol), is “hot”: the vapors coming off it as boozy as rum. This wine is big, too — full of flavor that marches through the mouth, blackberry, cherry, a little butter, licorice, pepper, and meat. I will rarely say this, but the Fiddletown is so weighty, it’s not for drinking solo. This Zin requires food to balance it out, some chewy bread soaked in olive oil or an antipasto platter with plenty of peppers and smoked meats. It’s $39 a bottle and $10 per glass, but given the alcohol content, you can’t drink much.

    Finally, there is the Mas de Gourgonnier 2004 (Provence — 12.5% alcohol), a lush red that takes my breath away. “So earthy, you could stick a pitchfork in it,” Johnny tells me. And he’s right. This wine is warm and soft and jammy, with a hint of mushroom and peat. Drinking it makes me think of fresh rain in the morning; the rhythm of horse hooves at a canter; black soil and yellow sun and blue sky. Plus, it’s a bargain! The Mas de Gourgonnier sells for just $28 a bottle and $7.25 a glass. I could drink this one all evening and, in fact, I do, sipping slowly, gazing at the marquee across the street, thinking of movies, mountains, and the well-intentioned lies men may tell.

  • Small Ball. Very Small Ball.

    This here is the latest phenom to make the Twins look sick, a guy who hadn’t even made it into the fifth inning –the fifth stinking inning— in any of his previous starts.

    What the hell?

    Seriously, what the hell?

    Where do you want to lay the blame? At this point I can say only this: it ain’t the bullpen’s fault.

  • Because, Finally, It Was Real Dark Out There And Astronomy Makes Me Nervous

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    Because you ask things like what the hell? and why?

    Because I guess you want to know.

    Because I joined up with the Amish after my dad decided it would make a man of me and it was either that or go to work at my grandfather’s automobile dealership and I knew damn well that I couldn’t sell cars if my soul depended on it, and I didn’t want to believe that it did.

    Because I got kicked out of the Amish after just eight months, ostensibly for dropping one too many F-bombs and being royally pissed about the no television rule.

    Because I have to admit that my beard was pretty shitty and they were some serious customers and I was in way over my head right from the start and didn’t have the slightest idea they were going to make me read the Bible all the time and work like a mule –the whack costumes, yes, I knew about those, but you don’t know how ridiculous and uncomfortable that shit is until you actually have to wear it– and let’s just say I wasn’t the happiest camper and so wasn’t inclined to be terribly cooperative.

    Because when they realized how essentially worthless I was when it came to stumbling around behind horses in fields and trying to build stuff without any power tools, etc. they made me go out to sell quilts and honey by the side of the road with the women, all of whom, I’m pretty sure, were forbidden to speak to me.

    Because they didn’t speak to me at any rate.

    Because at that point, snubbed by a bunch of girls in widow-granny dresses and bonnets, I said, Fuck this noise, apparently a bit too forcefully, or apparently once too often.

    Because getting kicked out of the Amish was the best thing that ever happened to me, although I still hold out hope that something even better than that will eventually happen to me.

    Because I’m starting to read philosophy.

    And because, really, what choice do I have?

    That’s why.