Maybe? No, Not Maybe: The Best Pitcher In The Game

You don’t believe me? All right, well then maybe you’ll believe William Shakespeare:

Base men by his endowments are made great.

—Richard II

Get it? Base men.

No shit, Sherlock (or Shylock).

And then there’s this all-purpose taunt of opposing batters (useful for whenever The Great Santana takes the mound), from Love’s Labor’s Lost:

Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,

Thou canst not hit it, my good man.