Inappropriate observations

This is perhaps not an appropriate time to talk fashion, but here goes: First off, I noticed the fall “trend report” was recently posted at Style.com. And get this: “winged migration”–as in feathers, friends–gets an honorable mention. Doubtful that this trend will make its way to Minnesota. Heh.

Also, thanks to Jezebel and Valley Wag for making fun of blue shirts, the new standard issue of male office workers everywhere. Earlier this week, I found myself in an elevator with two men–both wearing blue button-ups and khakis. Next time you’re staring into the chasm that is your closets, fellas, do us all a favor and pass by the blues and the vertically-stripped button-ups. In any case, the mockery brightened my Friday. And this Friday is a dark, dark place.