Chuck Huck

I heard that Mike Huckabee is pals with Chuck Norris and that the "Huck and Chuck" show plays well in Iowa. Apparently the former preacher also takes alot of fitness breaks because he doesn’t want to slip and fall on the black prairie ice.

And this guy is pals with Chuck?

That sucks.

I would like to suggest a few vehicles to spirit his formerly large rear end outside to spew a few more aphorisms to the faithful.

(Photo: Mike taking some time off on a treadmill. Notice the oh-mi-gawd paunch he has developed by indulging his passion for ding-dongs. I pray their human counterparts don’t vote often.)

I’ve already blogged about the 2008 Suzuki XL-7. It might be a good choice for a surging, underfunded campaign.

He could also save some money with a stylish new 2008 Saturn Vue Green Line (the hottest new mid-sized SUV on the market).

I am also told my buddy Andy GG (of Pontiac Aztek fame) is unloading his beloved Lunar Rover on E-Bay.

With its over-the-top interior it’s man enough for Chuck.

I can’t speak for Huck.

P.S. And remember that "there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures CN allows to live". This from chucknorrisisgod.com.

Seasons Greetings.