Year: 2007

  • Par to Staff — "We," "Our," "Us."

    Strib Publisher Par Ridder confirmed the four-out-of-a-possible-five block real estate sale to the Vikings with the following memo.

    Do note all the fraternally united, brothers-in-arms “team” verbiage; “we,” “our,” “us.”

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    Our real estate deal with the Vikings

    by Par Ridder, Publisher and CEO

    June 20, 2007 –

    “It’s official. We have a signed deal with the Vikings to buy all our property around the Metrodome – except the 425 Portland building. This is obviously a very big deal for us, with considerable upside. But it will also require us to make some adjustments over the next couple of years. The money we receive from the sale will go to pay down debt and improve our overall financial health. This is a considerable benefit.

    “But the sale means we will need to move all the employees who are now in the Freeman building into the Portland building. We have hired a space-planning firm to help us figure out how to do this. We’re sure we have enough space in Portland for everyone, provided we efficiently redesign the space. This will take some time – maybe up to 12 months for some. But this is something we would have done even if the Vikings had not bought the Freeman building because it is so much more economical to operate in one building instead of two.”

    The note goes on to mention that the company parking lots, where Strib employees can park for something like $45 a month, (or $50 to $70 less than normal monthly downtown rates on the east end), will be rented from the Vikings until the end of 2008 … but Par doesn’t say anything about how much that rent might be, or what “we” (Strib working stiffs) might soon be shelling out to the Vikings.

    While I find it hard to imagine Zygi Wilf and the Vikings subsidizing the Star Tribune’s employees, “we” have to assume that Mr. Ridder and Avista took care of “us” (a.k.a. their employees) and negotiated a continuance of a nice discount/perk worth anywhere from $600-$800 in, “straight cash, homey,” as Randy Moss used to say.

    I mean those are “our” parking lots, for use by “us.” Where else would “we” find a deal like that?

    Calls have placed to the usual suspects, and “we” will update ASAP.

  • Weekend Shopping Notes

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    Call forth the shopping sherpas, ladies, because Grethen House is having a fifty-percent off spring/summer sale! Of course, the store is closed today to take care of those pesky markdowns. But, as of 10 a.m. tomorrow morning (through Saturday at 5 p.m.), the flood gates are open. Damn to all those stay-at-home shoppers who get first picks! I’ll definitely make a belated stop on Saturday afternoon, since I’m in the market for a dress to get me through all those summer weddings.

    A great second option: dependable Ivy, which just slashed prices on lots of summer dresses. I was there last weekend and got a great deal on a very classic chiffon dress by a new favorite, Designers Remix (above – except that’s not my dress!).

  • KG and Hunter: Stay or Go?

    Patrick Reusse may not be the greatest twirler of words in town, but the guy has usually possessed good, pithy instincts and an impeccable sense of timing. Today’s column, in which Reusse posits that, A) Cornerstone players Kevin Garnett and Torii Hunter should be traded from the Wolves and Twins, respectively; and B) That it ain’t gonna happen; is vintage Reusse and neatly lays out a parallel circumstance that will have a huge impact on my two favorite hometown teams.

    The short answer from my end is that Reusse is right that both Garnett and Hunter should be dealt, and wrong that at least one of them won’t be in a different uniform before October.

    Longtime readers know that I am a huge KG booster who has only recently begun to countenance, let alone endorse, losing the chance to see Garnett deliver the goods for the Wolves night after night. Not that I had many illusions: Nearly 18 months ago I wrote a cover piece for City Pages about how Garnett would never brandish a championship ring with the Wolves logo on it. But the series of events over the past 12 months have convinced me that, even lowering expectations, it is highly unlikely that the Wolves will move beyond the first round of the playoffs during the steadily declining window of KG’s prime. Put simply, the moment has passed for this superstar on this team, and barring a trade what almost certainly remains are recriminations, pity, apathy, and anger.

    What has happened in the last year? For the second season in a row, Garnett had the indignity of folding up shop early while claiming some sort of “injury” so that the team would be able to retain its first-round draft pick. Philadelphia sacrificed Allen Iverson for dimes if not pennies on the dollar and found itself playing better under freed-up star-to-be Andre Iguodala. San Antonio and to a lesser extent Phoenix and Utah demonstrated the disparity in talent, depth and cohesion between the Western Conference elite and the Wolves. Conference mediocrities who could regarded as Minnesota’s peers–Golden State, Portland, Seattle–were given a huge boost by playoff-matchup success or ping-pong ball luck in the draft. And for the first time in his career, KG took a slight step backward, losing a titch to age for which wisdom and experience couldn’t compensate, especially on defense. Even if McHale has a superb off-season with the draft and MLE and the team gels better on the court and in the locker room–none of which, obviously, are sure things–the Wolves, at best, seem to be staring at a daunting first-round playoff foe.

    Is there a chance that this squad can do everything right and get to the second round and establish momentum for 2008-09? Yup. Is there a chance they can leverage that momentum into budding stardom for Foye/McCants/this year’s draft pick while KG plays Shaq to Wade in that equation? Yes, there is. Are those odds good enough to risk the horrible recriminations-pity-apathy-anger combo platter that gets served on this franchise if it doesn’t happen? That’s the question everyone has to ask themselves. My answer is no.

    Torii is an easier call on the game of Deal or No Deal, but still more difficult than I would have imagined even three months ago. When Hunter announced he was finally feeling healthy and ready to have a monster year during spring training, I chalked it up as another chapter in the effective PR he has been staging this past 2 or 3 seasons to receive a legit contract extension and remain a Twin (remember him saying how much he wanted to play on the natural grass of an outdoor stadium in Minnesota?). But Hunter has indeed been the most surprising positive of the 2007 Twins season thus far. While I share the mystification expressed by esteemed colleague Brad Zellar as to why anyone would throw such a guess-oriented and impatient hitter like Hunter anything remotely resembling a strike unless they were way behind in the count, BZ and I have to cop to the fact that just three weeks before the All Star break Hunter has an OPS of .895 and 56 ribbies in 68 games–and hasn’t lost as much in center field as KG has being superman defending the pick-and-roll.

    It’s ironic, really: If Glen Taylor owned the Twins, there’s a chance Hunter would get his $60 million re-up even as it inflated the forthcoming deals for the likes of Justin Morneau and Johan Santana (a sage point emphasized by Reusse as to why the Twins can’t re-sign Hunter). And if Carl Pohlad owned the Wolves, the incredibly depressing endgame that likely awaits KG and the Wolves would almost certainly be short-circuited (if Pohlad was always the owner of the Wolves, KG would have had a 3-year stay in Minnesota, but that’s another story).

    Just because it is so painful–and for fans of the Wolves and Twins, painful is not a hyperbolic word, but a legitimate description of the ache–shouldn’t obscure the reality that the reasons for trading Garnett and Hunter are greater than the reasons for keeping them. I think that Kevin McHale and to a lesser extent Glen Taylor understand this, know that there is another notch or two to go to hit rock bottom and that they are likely to experience it with or without KG. Then the question becomes, what is the quickest way to emerge from it? For Terry Ryan and the Pohlad crew, the calculation is more clearcut: If the Twins manage to keep contending, Hunter will stay, because loyalty and class are the identity of this franchise. But so is intelligence, and anyone with half a brain knows that the Twins (as they are currently constituted anyway) can’t afford Hunter beyond this season if they are to have any hope of retaining Morneau and Santana beyond their current contracts. So then the question becomes, what are the parameters of “contending”? On that front, last year’s stirring comeback certainly augurs for patience and hope, and that’s a shame, because the Twins don’t have the horses to overtake both Cleveland and Detroit and almost certainly won’t get past the wild card round in the postseason. But if something could secured for Hunter relatively soon, when his 2007 value as a rent-a-player remains very high to a contender, then I think the Twins’ ace scouts could find some diamonds as Hunter compensation to go with next year’s promise, when Santana will still be under contract, all the kids–Slowey, Garza, Bonser, Baker–will be a year older, and Mauer, Cuddyer and Morneau will be another step closer to a baseball player’s chronological prime.

    Two bittersweet farewells. Both should happen.

    PS–In the midst of writing this entry, I happened to get an email from Jim Souhan asking me to be on KSTP radio tonight to talk about Garnett and the upcoming draft. At this point it appears that may occur early in the 7 o’clock hour.

  • Last Chance for Monday's BYOB at La Belle Vie

    La Belle Vie is hosting its first Bring Your Own Bottle dinner next Monday night, June 25, and it’s almost completely sold out: just one table for two is still available. Chef Tim McKee is creating a special $95 five-course menu for the event, and the restaurant will waive its usual $30 corkage fee. To grab that last spot, call the restaurant at 612-874-6440; to be notified of future BYOB dinners, send an email to lbvreserves@labellevie.us.

  • Juicy bit on American Apparel

    Lohan.jpgThe latest from AA, another marketing coup: drunk celeb caught passed out and possibly slobbering all over our hoodies!

    Yes, I will cease to fixate on AA shortly …

  • Round One in St. Paul

    With all the attention on various executive fiascos and staff reductions at the Star Tribune, the situation at the Pioneer Press has received relatively little coverage lately. My apologies there. But last night saw a brief (one-hour) and reasonably cordial opening round of contract negotiations between the Newspaper Guild and new owner, MediaNews, headed by Denver tycoon, Dean Singleton.

    In visits to St. Paul since buying the paper from McClatchy last year Singleton — when he wasn’t fielding questions about what Par Ridder did or didn’t steal as he jumped over to the Star Tribune — made no secret that he was going seriously impact if not wages, his employees’ benefit packages, starting with a freeze on pensions.

    The Guild has a post up on its website laying out the specific issues to be fought over this summer. The post it includes an eloquent opening statement from Jim Ragsdale, a former reporter, for a long time at the capitol, and now the sole inhabitant of the Pioneer Press editorial department.

    In the statement Ragsdale says this:

    “The people before you, and the people we represent, are hardy survivors of these dramatic changes. We’ve been through waves of cutbacks. Decades of experience have been lost. A large part of our corporate personality is gone. We grieved those losses … and moved on. And we have chosen to stay and fight for a newspaper we believe in. Just like (MediaNews) is fighting for the newspaper we all believe in.

    “We have already paid a price for our company’s decision to make itself smaller.

    “Many of us are doing several jobs or have been moved to previously unfamiliar turf. That’s a challenge we’ve willingly taken on. I’m the lone editorial writer in an office that had five writers a few years ago. I’m doing the work of several people. I love my job and am proud of what we have done. I alone have helped the company save hundreds of thousands of dollars per year in salary and benefits. My salary and benefits have not improved.”

    Ragsdale is right, of course. But it is hard to see where the Guild has any leverage at all with Singleton. With the very murky, deep background entanglements MediaNews and (Star Tribune owner) Avista have over the Par Ridder law suit, Avista’s short-term interest in newspaper ownership in Minnesota and the increasing likelihood of a merger of the two papers, (where Singleton could just as easily gain overall ownership as anyone else), every indication is that the Guild will have to take even further hits to its compensation package.

    Caught on the way into work this morning and asked if the Guild was prepared to stand adamant on any specific issue, or if everything was up for negotiation, (I didn’t have the heart to use the word, “concession”), Ragsdale said, “Look, all we want is a fair and valid contract. We don’t pretend these are great times. And we see in some of their demands, [like removing a dozen or so “Team Leaders” from the Guild], things they’ve wanted to do for a long time. But at this point nobody has seen their finances. So its hard to say what their situation really is.”

    The next negotiating session will probably come after the 4th of July holiday.

    Oh, in case you haven’t got the time to click through to Ragsdale’s full statement. Here’s another choice bit, as Ragsdale began by commending MediaNews for its aggressive pursuit of young Ridder.

    “We’d like to begin with the Par Ridder case,” said Ragsdale, “which was an important event for us. We thank you for standing up for the Pioneer Press after Par’s defection and thefts and lies. This legal battle could turn out to be one of our newspaper’s finest moments.”

    To say Par Ridder left few friends and fewer admirers in St. Paul would be a significant understatement.

    I’m just not betting that Singleton and MediaNews will leave town — whenever they do — with any more than Ridder.

  • Top Dish 3

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    Hellloooo, did anyone hear the name of Brian’s winning dish on Top Chef last night?

    Not a coincidence, it was clearly a nod to Chino Latino of Uptown. When I was out there in March, while Brian was secretly “on leave” for “family reasons”, I snapped the above picture of one of the coolers in his kitchen. Once upon a time, when Oceanaire and Parasole were more closely linked, Brian actually spent a few days in the Chino kitchen during his training.

    Shiny moment aside, I thought his seafood sausage was brilliant. It’s creative while remaining humble, which is the soul of BBQ. It was one of those dishes that made me wonder why we aren’t all grilling up a batch. What a perfect creation for the gang at Sea Salt.

    And did you notice his penchant for talking to the guest? I’d put money on the fact that with any challenge which relies on guest input, Brian will sway away with the votes. He’s that guy, the one women want to giggle at and guys want to fist bump.

    As for the others: I now officially like Hung, because even though he’s a cocky little sucker, he hustles and his food backs it up … What the hell is Joey Buttafuco doing there? His first dish was safe and average and his second dish was average and boring. One of my NY friends is mortified that he’s representin’ … CJ is funny. And not just because he has a fake testicle … Howie’s got one more chance, he’s already tied to the chopping block … I loved Tre’s hubris after winning one challenge, he’s king of the heap!

    And so far, Micah is the only memorable woman, and that’s because she’s a sobber?! Come on ladies, let’s kick some ass!

  • Festivals Abound

    It’s going to be a weekend of festivals, and many of them are starting tonight, to warm up the crowds and peak your interest. There’s a lot to do, so pace yourself, but be sure to get out of the house. This is no time to be sitting in front of your computer.

    FILM by Eeva-Liisa Waaraniemi
    Hollywood Just Ain’t Hip Enough

    tn320_image617.jpgThe Solstice Film Festival begins today, which is (surprise, surprise!) the longest day of the year. Pick and choose from 20 Indie Films of all genres; a couple of the more hyped-up offerings include Believers, a suspense flick from the director of The Blair Witch Project (tonight), and America… from Freedom to Fascism, an expose of the IRS that might make you consider — for the very first time — what it would be like to have a computer chip implanted in your body by the government (Saturday). For the festival’s second year, Executive Director Devin Halden said, “I really wanted to create something that would bring the arts and revitalize the arts scene for downtown St. Paul directly.” Indeed, all films will be shown at St. Paul icon The Fitz. In case you never make it to Hollywood, show up for the Celebrity Red Carpet Event at 6 p.m. and pay homage to the Indie everybody.

    6 p.m., Fitzgerald Theater, 10 E Exchange St., St. Paul; 651-290-1221; all access pass is $20.00, or pay $8 per film on opening night.

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    You Can Always Improvise

    shows.jpgThe first-ever Twin Cities Improv Festival begins this evening. FREEZE. Now give me an action phrase, something someone can do. Watch monkeys? OK. Don’t miss the best and brightest in improvisation from across the country. The festival will host workshops for all skill levels from some of the best minds in business, after-events, parties, and entertainment. Tonight’s lineup included Date Night, Fiscally Responsible, 300 Comic Books, Stevie Ray’s Improv Company, Relish, and Drum Machine. With improv, you never know what you’re going to get. You win some; you lose some. But no matter what happens, it’ll be better than watching monkeys.

    7 p.m., Brave New Workshop, 2605 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-332-6620; $10.

    Celebrate Love, Any Love, Queer Love

    queertopia_logo.jpgBegin Pride weekend with Queertopia: A Celebration of Queer Love. This cabaret-style song and dance event, brought to you by the Outward Spiral Theatre Company, will feature Foxy Tann, Morgan Thorson and Karen Sherman, Lisa Ganser (on-site video), Andrea Jenkins, Tori Fixx, Jim Domenick, Dykes-Do-Drag, Mad King Thomas, Empowered Expressions, and video by Karyn and Sharyn

    8 p.m., Intermedia Arts, 2822 Lyndale Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-871-4444; $15 (student/seniors/Intermedia Arts members $12).

    DANCE
    TU Dance or Not TU Dance, That Is the Question

    tu_dance_now.jpgYou have two great dance performances to choose from tonight. Perhaps you can catch one tonight and another this weekend. That’s all you have left for either of them. The first, TU Dance, has been lauded high and low. Tonight, you can enjoy three moving works by Toni Pierce-Sands and Uri Sands, and what better place than the Southern Theater? You’re bound to get enveloped in their energy. Go rediscover the beauty of movement — we could all use a little wake up call after a long cold winter.

    8 p.m. (Thurs-Sat), The Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-1725; $28( students/seniors/low income & Sat. matinee $17).

    The other option is the Metropolitan Ballet’s performance of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Rodeo. Talk about an odd combination! A cowboy ballet and a neo-classical ballet? Weird.

    8 p.m., State Theatre, 805 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-373-5600; $25-$75.

    ART & MUSIC
    Bigger Space, More Art!

    gg_0805.gifJoin The Rake tonight for Gallery Grooves, our monthly art, jazz, and wine event. Socialize and discuss the latest jazz with Kevin Barnes from KBEM. Enjoy free libations compliments of The Wine Company. The Grand Hand is celebrating its recent move into a bigger and better space, with more room for art by over 100 local, regional and national artists. View contemporary fine American craft in a variety of media: clay, metal, wood, fiber, glass and jewelry. Several gallery artists will be in attendance. Hors d’oeuvres provided by Kafe 421. Featured jazz selections include Don Byron, The Boomerang; Jason Moran, Artist in Residence; and Paul Renz, Beyond Blues.

    7 to 9 p.m., The Grand Hand Gallery, 619 Grand Ave., St. Paul; 651-312-1122; free.

  • Potbellies

    I remember, several years back, hearing that potbellies were in. And I heard it on an early incarnation of reality TV. I can’t remember the exact title, but I think it was on MTV and certainly featured a London flat filled with models. Anyhoo, this episode (the only one I ever caught) featured a model’s remark about the ‘potbelly trend’ being encouraging because, you know, that meant there would be fewer and fewer Anas, or so the twisted logic tends to go. Needless to say, it was all news to me. I remember that I looked down at my potbelly, felt a pang of self-hatred, and then got back to the business of eating Fritos, my preferred after-school snack. This has all been a roundabout way of arriving to my point: Do those American Apparel pics ever get a little too realistic for your tastes? I mean, potbellies are one thing. But rough butt is an entirely other.

  • All Bloomington, Part of the Time

    In a memorable quote to City Pages’ Paul Demko, Star Tribune editor Nancy Barnes tried to explain the rationale behind mobilizing troops toward the suburbs, Bloomington in particular.

    Demko wrote: “Editor Barnes concedes that ‘it’s been a difficult week,’ but says her mission remains the same: more online, more in-depth coverage like the paper’s 3M investigation, and more feet on the ground in communities outside Minneapolis. ‘Bloomington is the fifth-largest city in the state…we don’t cover Bloomington,’ Barnes says. ‘People who live outside of Minneapolis have to see coverage of their communities.’

    On the face of it it’s hard to disagree. There are something like 85,000 people in Bloomington. There’s got to be a story or two worth telling. And obviously if you’re going to stand your diminished newsroom on its head conscripting reporters from all manner of other beats to send them to the leafy ‘burbs, the assumption is that you’re going to do it right and really provide constant, thorough coverage of … Minnesota’s fifth biggest city.

    The one mistake you’re for sure not going to make is just talking the talk without walking the walk. I mean, since this is critical, we know there is going to be a battalion of reporters combing the streets and courts and offices of The Fifth Biggest City, showing those punk-ass Sun papers (and their small business advertisers) how the game is played in the big leagues.

    Right?

    Right?

    Cut to: A short phone conversation with Star Tribune reporter, Mary Jane Smetanka, best known for the last 11 years she’s spent covering higher education.

    Me: Mary Jane, Brian Lambert over at The Rake. I’ve been following the goings on over at your place.

    Smetanka: I know.

    Me: Yeah, and you know how it goes, one thing leads to another. I just want check something out.

    Smetanka: OK.

    Me: Is it true that you are the new Bloomington reporter?

    Smtanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: Is it also true that you are the new Edina reporter?

    Smetanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: Is it true that you are also the “Aging” reporter?

    Smetanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: And are you the only reporter so far assigned to Bloomington and Edina?

    Smetanka: Yes, I am.

    As with all these Strib items, I have sent Strib editors Nancy Barnes and Scott Gillespie e-mails asking for their response to the question of the moment.

    Here is my e-mail on this one:

    “Nancy, Scott:

    “Today … I’m told that one reporter has been assigned to cover Bloomington, Edina and Aging. Is that accurate? Will more reporters be added soon, as in the next couple months? If not, doesn’t strike you as ironic considering your stated mission to better cover the larger suburbs?

    “Also, will there be any change in CJ’s job description? Is the cast of columnists set? Will Coleman, Kersten and CJ continue doing what they have been doing?”

    As always, if either Barnes or Gillespie chooses to respond, I’ll attach their comments here.

    But until then we are left with the irony of one reporter — admittedly a veteran — assigned to not one, not two, but THREE beats of some significance. Smetanka is a 23-year Strib pro and will no doubt produce quality copy. But, come on, if you’re serious about people outside Minneapolis, (even a block outside Minneapolis), seeing coverage of their communities, are we really supposed to believe that one reporter can provide anything close to thorough coverage of two large first-ring suburbs with a combined population of 135,000 AND cover “Aging”, too?

    In the interests of community journalism, I hereby promise to toss Smetanka every scoop I come across while prowling the dark, dangerous and scandal-ridden streets of Edina. Why just yesterday, while sipping a latte and reading the new film schedule in the window of the Edina Theater, I saw a vandal in a late model Saab enter the city from Minneapolis at speeds in excess of the posted limit and flick a cigarette on the pavement.

    That’s gotta be worth 10″ of copy. The Edina cops may have security cam video.

    Oh … that CJ stuff? I’m not sure. I’ve left a couple calls for the Twin Cities’ gossip maven, but oddly, our girl seems to be dodging me.