Year: 2007

  • Books Are the Best Music of All

    BOOKS & AUTHORS

    Nonfiction, Neoliberal Globalization, and Social Change

    border03.jpgDavid Bacon spent 20 years as a factory worker and union organizer before becoming a photo journalist in the mid-80s. Since then, he has published numerous essays and photo essays documenting farm labor, immigration, and the impact of the global economy on workers. Bacon represents American working-class journalism at its finest, exposing stories seldom picked up by mainstream media. Tonight Bacon will be discussing a border that few North Americans know anything about — a working-class fight for survival on the unequal playing ground of NAFTA, where labor rights are often dishonored and where activists often end up blacklisted, jailed, or even desparecido (disappeared). Children of NAFTA: Labor Wars on the U.S./Mexico Border investigates the impact of the North American Free Trade Agreement on those who labor in the agricultural fields and maquiladora factories on the border. And since union organizers are in fact the heroes in Bacon’s story, he will be joined this evening by Javier Morillo-Alicea, president of SEIU Local 26. (You’re likely to have heard of him as the organizer behind the recent janitors’ strike.)

    7 p.m., Metropolitan State University/, Dayton’s Bluff Branch Library, Ecolab Room, 645 E. 7th St., St. Paul; 651-793-1699; free.

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    PLM_1_-100x150.jpg“Child of the ’80s that she is, when local writer and independent public-radio producer Heather McElhatton decided to write a book, she chose to resurrect the literary model made famous by Bantom Books’ classic Choose Your Own Adventure series. The result, Pretty Little Mistakes, is a novel with 150 endings to choose from, where adults can refuse marriage proposals, experiment with substances, and indulge their bi-curiosity.” Join The Friends of the Minneapolis Public Library this evening to celebrate the book launch of McElhatton’s new novel. The program will include an introduction by Kevin Kling, a reading by McElhatton, guitar accompaniment by Robert Bell, and a reception of complimentary desserts, a cash bar, and book signing.

    7 p.m., Minneapolis Central Library, 300 Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis; 612-630-6174; free.

    Ink Runs from the Corners of My Mouth

    Hasse copy.jpgThe Carol Connolly Reading Series continues tonight with performances by poets Margaret Hasse and Richard Solly. Author of Stars Above, Stars Below, New Rivers Press and In A Sheep’s Eye, Darling, Margaret Hasse will be performing poems from her latest collection, Milk and Tides. Now a St. Paulite, Hasse works as a consultant to arts and community organizations. With three books to his credit, Richard Solly will read from his newest, From Where the Rivers Come, a gripping collection about loving and rising from the depths of illness and mere consciousness. Whew! That’s a mind-full.

    7:30 p.m. (5 p.m. for dinner with reservations), University Club of St. Paul, 420 Summit Ave., St Paul; 651-222-1751; free (dinner not included).

    Read “Boundaries” by Margaret Hasse.
    Read “White Point, Nova Scotia” by Richard Solly.

    MUSIC

    It’s no secret that Branford Marsalis is playing tonight at the Dakota. In fact, the show is sold out. But great as Marsalis is, he’s not the only music in town. Irish singer/songwriter Damien Rice is playing a 7:30 p.m. show at Northrop Auditorium, and The Killers are playing at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium at 8 p.m. These are all good acts to catch, but again… no real secret there.

    Classical String Instruments in Decidedly Nonclassical Projects

    930227284_m.jpgThe hot musical secret of the night is the Ponytails & Ivory show at the 331 Club. Liz Draper, of Black Blondie fame, and Jonathan Kaiser, of Blackthorns fame, come together for an evening of double bass and cello duets. Ponytails & Ivory — a reference to the horsehair and ivory used to make the bow of a stringed instrument — gives the two string musicians a forum in which to play 100% improvised music. They never discuss any plans before they start playing; and no two performances are alike. Thus they are able to smoothly incorporate any influences that seem right on the spur of the moment — simple lyrical melodies, percussive rhythms, or even atmospheric sound experiments. Tonight’s show marks their third performance as a duo.

    10 p.m., 331 Club, 331 13th Ave. NE, Minneapolis; free.

    RAKING THE NET
    Goings-on Around Town

    Thanks to a hot new local blog full of great daily secrets, I got wind of JimmyOgraphy’s new video project. See what you’ve been missing around town.

    Wondering how to spend the day at work?

    Here’s some fun for you: the perfect time waster. Isn’t it beautiful?!

    Have a secret to share? Send it to cristina@rakemag.com, and don’t be afraid to comment here, folks. This one-way interaction is getting a bit stale.

  • If I Were A Readers' Rep …

    Being a fellow of modest dreams some days all I want to be is the Readers’ Representative for a big city newspaper, like the Star Tribune. If my dream came true I’d write something like this:
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    Hi, everyone. By now you’ve probably heard of big changes at this paper you’re reading.

    It is all true. There will be a lot more lay-offs, and they follow the firing of some very pleasant ladies at our switchboard who have lived in the Twin Cities for decades and knew everyone in the building and provided a nice human touch to our customers’ first interaction with the paper. In the newsroom people will be getting switched from beats they’ve worked and studied for years and know very well to beats they don’t know much if anything about. And that’s THIS YEAR. Next year we’ll have to duke out a new contract, and I’m telling now that that’ll be bloody.

    Then there is our publisher, the one who is being sued for plotting his switch from our major competitor across the river to this paper while he was still in a position to do significant competitive damage to the paper over there. (And yes, to put a point on it, that very same fellow is currently charged with assessing the return-on-investment needs of HIS employers here and if that means depriving 150 middle class Minnesota families of a very large portion of their livelihood in order assure those investors that they will not have to find cheaper dockage for their yachts in Naples this coming season.)

    Obviously I won’t being saying anything about our publisher’s problems, ever. Nor will I comment on the propriety of someone under such a cloud inflicting the kind of financial and emotional damage he is on Minnesota working families. Why? Well, because that would be pretty incautious and imprudent of me, wouldn’t it? A lot of us in newspapers are just trying to run out the clock to the reasonable, modest retirement we had planned for ourselves before our new owners decided our retirement incomes would look better in their pockets.

    But that said … the way I look at a Readers’ Rep’s job is this: My job is to observe and analyze the performance of all levels of this newspaper without fear or favor. If the influence of newspapers depends on our reputation for being reliable truth-seekers and truth-tellers, my job is to be transparently candid as to whether my colleagues and superiors are living up to what is, let’s face it, a critical social responsibility. I mean, look around, we seem to be living in a time when every other news source except maybe Bill Moyers is playing back and at half speed to avoid taking the kind of criticism that is supposed to come with the territory.

    One criteria for being a really good newspaper is the desire and ability to go after stories that effect the largest number of citizens. That’s why it is extremely important that we always follow the money. When lots of money starts piling up in one corner of the city or another you have to be able to depend on us to snoop around and ask the kind of annoying questions that always make really rich people speed dial the publisher and complain about our impertinence and threaten to pull advertising if we don’t knock it off.

    We sure screwed up on UnitedHealth in all those years leading up to Bill McGuire’s back-dated stock option scandal didn’t we? It was pretty embarrassing to watch the Wall Street Journal dig that story out of our backyard, start a national reexamination of executive pay “techniques” and win a Pulitzer Prize for it, no less.

    But, to be honest, we can’t get into that kind of thing.

    I’d like to be able to promise you that we learned a lesson on the UnitedHealth story. But the fact is we’re playing a much different game than the half-dozen or so real newspapers left in the country — the Journal, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the LA Times and — well, maybe there aren’t a half dozen anymore. Papers like that still see the whole country and the world as part of their beat and they still assign their own people to cover it. A paper like we are today, with investors demanding pre-internet levels of profit — through attrition, not growth — all we can do is pick up what they write a day or so later. Sure, most of you who are really interested in that kind of reporting have already read it on line or in the paper edition the Journal and the Times deliver to your door at the same time as ours. But, I’m trying to be honest here, that’s just where we’re at. We can’t play with the big boys anymore. The best we can do is pretend.

    Just as we gave up on reporting from overseas years ago, and just as we have now pretty much given up on reporting on anything national … other than sporting events, which of course doesn’t make any sense since only Paris Hilton’s breast augmentation and suspended driver license gets more coverage than big sporting events … we are now pretty much getting out of the kind of “enterprise” reporting that might upset very influential local companies and people.

    It’s been years since we had enough people for that kind of thing, and after our investors take this latest round of cuts, we’re going to have even less for the kind of stories that take longer than a day or two to report, because we’re reassigning a 100 or so reporters to the suburbs.

    Some of you keep asking, “What’s with this suburbs deal? Who cares what’s going on in the Bloomington school district. Don’t they have their own Sun newspapers to cover that stuff.” Well, of course they do, and those Sun papers do a fine job. But, with Macy’s and other advertisers starting to slide dollars over to the internet, the fact is we need to poach the Sun papers’ advertisers more than ever.

    We need the mom and pop stores in Bloomington and Eagan and Woodbury and Blaine, and in order to get them we’re sending reporters out to write stuff about class sizes in Bloomington, etc. and the stars of the Bloomington Jefferson track team and the Blaine tennis program, etc. Nothing too critical, you understand, because then we’d just have a smaller version of the same problem we get into with the UnitedHealths of the world. But, still something we can call “coverage”, you know. By that I mean, “facts”. How many votes for. How many votes against. No snarky “analysis”.

    We’re also getting rid of our TV critic and our architecture critic. Because, well, we can get stories about TV shows from the Associated Press or a hundred other places, and we know they’ll be timely and positive and fun and that the people who wrote them won’t go howling to the copy desk when we cut them from 30 inches to 6 to fit around a really cute picture of Lindsay Lohan fresh out of treatment and promoting her new movie.

    We will continue “coverage” of local media. But again, the snarky tone you read on websites and blogs is nothing but a real pain in the tuckus when you have to make small talk with radio and TV people at luncheons and seminars. They don’t like us telling our readers they screwed up. Who would? Not us. So we’re going to just stick with “reporting” who got hired and the latest ratings. We don’t think you’re interested in anything more than that.

    Again, I’m just being honest with you, here. I could say something like how all our reporters are looking forward to the “challenge” of “covering” the Shakopee Planning Commission meeting and that research shows a tremendous hunger among readers to find out if Shakopee really is going to approve that 48-unit Skunk Guano development … but who’d believe something as transparently false as that?

    Oh yeah, the architecture critic? Well, again, we know you’re interested in what’s going on with big building projects you see all the time. But frankly, like a lot of this stuff, we’re betting you won’t complain about what is not in the newspaper, and after a while you’ll stop caring it’s gone. Besides, we need one more reporter to cover the Lakeville gymnastics team.

    Finally, it is true we haven’t even explained to our own reporters who exactly owns us and what they intend to do with this newspaper. We should be covering the hell out of it, since it’s another “follow the money” story with relevance to hundreds of thousands of local citizens, but we won’t. And I’m not going to demand it. It’s just too risky. I mean, people are getting laid off left and right.

    We are however hoping the Wall St. Journal or the New York Times sends some reporters out here and finds out what in the hell is going on. Once they do, we might run a heavily-edited version of their story. That is if there’s any room left in the news hole after the update on re-paving Hwy. 101 through Minnetonka.

    I repeat though, I’m just trying to be honest here.

    Your Readers’ Rep-for-a-Day.

  • From Idea to Paper to Film (or Video)

    FILM
    Get Ready to Make Your Own

    The secret is out. Anyone can make a “film” these days. Granted, many of them bore the pants right off me after only ten seconds; but then as long as the pants are off, who cares? Have you tried your hand at video yet? Be brave and see what you can do in just 48 hours. (Who knows? It might even be a lesson in humility.) This year’s 48-Hour Film Project will take place from June 8th to the 10th. Attend an information session tonight to get more info on registering, watch past films, and talk to producer Ira Livingston in person.

    6 p.m., IFP Minnesota, 2446 University Ave. W., St. Paul; 651-644-1912; free.

    Yielding to the Great Filmmaking Abilities of Minnesotans

    755393970_m.jpgWhile the 48-Hour Film Festival might produce some amusing results, a film worth watching usually takes at least six days — or sometimes eight years. See what an accomplished filmmaker can do with his time. Wholecrue Productions invites you to an evening of art, cinema, drink, and song. The evening will begin with drinks, mingling, and an exhibition of works by local artists, followed by the premiere of writer/director Gregg Hortgrewe’s Unhinged. Hortgrewe shot this short thriller as a feature last summer, in just six days, and then cut it down in length. But the evening isn’t about this short. Not really. The main event awaits until after dinner. We can’t have our bellies growling during the movie, so fill them up to the music of Coach Said Not To. Once your belly is full, settle into your chair for the world premiere of Holtgrewe’s second feature film (yielding to) a willing breath. After eight years, Holtgrewe’s truly low-budget ($3,500) film is finally bringing local actors Paul Cram, Charles Brin, and T.Mychael Rambo to the forefront with this story about a man coming to terms with the death of his girlfriend. Enjoy the film, and stick around afterward for a question and answer session with Holtgrewe and producer Michael D. Howe.

    6 p.m., Suburban World Theater, 3022 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-822-9000; $20 with dinner.

    READING AND FILM
    Yet Another Piece of the Puzzle

    photo_bios_jcl.jpgClearly, most feature films are not a result of 48-hour projects. The screenwriting alone can seem to take an eternity (and often does). So imagine how frustrating it must be to finally complete the screenplay and still have to wait years to see it in action. Get a sneak peak of an upcoming film tonight, before it goes from paper to film. Minnesota actor John Carroll Lynch (Fargo,
    Zodiac
    , and “The Drew Carey Show“) will direct a workshop reading of his next film, Remember Minnesota, a story about the 1987 University of Minnesota Crew team who came from their rusted corrugated tin hut on the Mississippi banks and, for the first time in their history, went all the way to the coveted rowing regatta championships to compete against the most powerful teams the Ivy League had to offer.

    7 p.m., The Ritz Theater, 345 13th Avenue NE, Minneapolis; 612-659-8292; $10 (free to Screenwriters’ Workshop members).

    BOOKS & AUTHORS
    Spiritual Deterioration

    Of course, you could always just leave the whole film “thang” to the visually obsessed and go for something more malleable? Two great authors are in town tonight to read from their latest novels. Irvine Welsh, author of Trainspotting will read from The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs, and Minneapolis native Arthur Phillips will discuss Angelica.

    3795120020.jpegThe Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs is the story of two men locked in a war of wills that threatens their very existence. Troubled restaurant inspector Danny Skinner sinks into alcoholism tortured by his mother’s refusal to reveal the identify of his father. Suspecting the answer may lie with celebrity chef Alan De Fretais, Skinner relocates to San Francisco, where he meets his nemesis, inspector Brian Kibby. Danny finds himself consumed by a seething hatred of his clean-living rival until, during a drunken and vitriolic interior rage, he enacts a hex. Now Danny can drink, fight and snort with abandon and Kibby’s body, not his, pays the physical toll. Welsh’s work is a defiant parable about the great obsessions of our time: food, sex, and celebrity.

    7:30 p.m., Magers & Quinn Booksellers, 3038 Hennepin Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-822-4611.

    3487524739.jpegAngelica follows a lowly London stationery clerk who senses the presence of supernatural evil in her house and turns to a spiritualist to help her. As she watches her domestic life deteriorate into disorder and perceived danger, Phillips offers four sections, each taking a different character’s point of view, that delivers a parallel and sometimes conflicting interpretation of her reality. Follow along and see how nothing is as it seems, but how everything fits together. Phillips will sign copies of his book following the discussion. (Read an excerpt from Angelica.)

    7 p.m., University of Minnesota Bookstore, Coffman Memorial Union, 300 Washington Ave. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-625-6000; free.

    Looking for some good music this evening. Go check out Tyrone Wells with Ernie Halter at 6 p.m. at the Varsity Theater ($10/$12), or go to First Avenue for The Tragically Hip show ($30).

  • Blind Man In The Bleachers: A Different Sort Of Lost Weekend

    First of all, let me say this: the new radio home of the Twins sucks.

    I spent much of the weekend driving. I left Friday night with the game underway, and before I was even properly out of the Twin Cities I had lost KSTP’s signal, and spent the next two hours –headed south along the Mississippi the entire time– going up and down the dial in search of a local affiliate in vain.

    It’s ridiculous. I remember plenty of times in the past when I could pick up the Twins for, at minimum, a hundred miles in any direction. Hell, I can recall listening to the Twins in the Badlands, and also in the Wisconsin Dells.

    I apparently didn’t miss much on Friday or Saturday, other than continued offensive ineptitude, the implosion of the bullpen in the series opener (and another frustratingly inefficient performance from Johan Santana), and Sidney Ponson’s by-the-book swan song in Saturday’s matinee.

    Mercy, mercy on that bit of news. Thank God we’ve finally seen the last of Big Sid.

    I got back in time to catch the Sunday night game, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, but the Twins played like a team that had just had surgery to remove a large cancerous tumor from the top of its spine. And I’m not going to complain, but it would have been nice if the club could have found a way to distribute some of those thirty-one base runners throughout the three-game series.

    It was a laugher, sure, but it was a laugher this team desperately needed, and was pretty entertaining as well. How often do you suppose a ball club manages to strand thirteen runners and score sixteen runs in the same game? All eleven guys Minnesota sent to the plate had hits, and the Twins chewed up Detroit’s bullpen just as the Tigers prepare to head to Boston for a series.

  • Panic on the Streets of London

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    28 Weeks Later, 2007. Directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, written by Fresnadillo, Rowan Joffe and Jesus Olmo. Starring Robert Carlyle, Mackintosh Muggleton (a J. K. Rowling creation?), Imogen Poots, Amanda Walker, Rose Byrne, Catherine McCormack, Jeremy Renner, Idris Elba, Emily Beecham, and Harold Perrineau.

    Now showing in theaters around town.

    Writing about the movies can be more edifying than, say, writing about baseball or maybe automobiles (I’ve written of the first, not the second), for every now and then film critics get to address serious moral issues. Like the Iraq war or a possibly stolen election. And not just when we take in a searing documentary that tackles such heavy subjects head-on, but in regular feature films like 28 Weeks Later, the new ‘zombie’ film, a sequel of sorts to 28 Days Later. It helps, I think, in a critic’s life to have some political gravity to chew on, such as the themes of 28 Weeks Later… after all, how much can one say about Spider-Man and Shrek?

    The problem occurs when you go into 28 Weeks Later armed with a pencil and a sense of righteous indignation against this president’s disastrous war, and you expect to be able to write both review and polemic, but what unfolds onscreen is not just a failure, but a relatively boring, poorly acted film that is fraught with gaping plot holes, irregularities and contradictions. So now, suddenly, instead of writing a pointed review of a movie and an indictment of the Bush Administration, not to mention doing our part to get the masses out to see something that will challenge them (though what this will do for society at-large eludes me), we are now faced with simply another review of a mediocre film.

    For 28 Weeks Later is a mediocre film. In many ways, however, it is very much like its predecessor, the equally praised 28 Days Later, a movie I’ve always considered over-rated, yet viscerally thrilling. Both flicks, however, begin brilliantly, though in opposite locales. Days began in an empty London, and moved into the countryside; Weeks starts in the country and, much more quickly, finds itself in the heart of London. Both were better where they began, each director oddly enough showing themselves masters of the original locale. Director Danny Boyle–the more talented of the two–had a brilliant grasp of this empty London, of the menace lurking in the tunnels, in the streets, down the alleys and in shrubbery that blankets the suburbs. Once he ended up in the mansion in the country 28 Days Later quickly grew claustrophobic. The countryside of Weeks is sunny and frightening, the Rage-infected loonies eventually racing after a terrified Robert Carlyle is one of the great openings I’ve seen since, well, since Zack Snyder’s undervalued Dawn of the Dead.

    28 Weeks Later begins in a country cottage that is utterly dark. Trying to fashion a dinner of canned chick peas and pasta, found wine, and candle light, Alice and Don (Catherine McCormack and Carlyle) are a husband and wife team whose children are out of the country and ostensibly safe. They are joined by an old couple, a woman who’s going batty, a young man and, suddenly pounding on the door, a young kid (the wonderfully named Beans El-Balawi). Alice, distraught over her children, allows this urchin into the home–he was being chased by the crazies in bright daylight (turns out the house is so fortified it’s pitch black). Of course, the home is invaded, and Don commits an act of cowardice: while Alice tries to save the child, he deserts them, racing out of the home and across the brightly-lit field to a boat in a stream. Turning, he sees Alice begging him to save her. But he doesn’t, he can’t, for the zombies are upon her.

    Cut to London, 28 weeks or so later. Under the care of the U. S. Military, the people of England are being returned, slowly, to the Isle of Dogs, a section of London. Andy (Mackintosh Muggleton, again, an awesome name) and his sister Tammy (Imogen Poots) have been brought in, reunited with their father Don, and are readying themselves to try and begin life anew. And all hell breaks loose.

    And does so in an alarmingly fast and slipshod fashion. Andy wants a photo of his mom (Alice, the one left behind by Don), and with Tammy scampers across a pipe, out of the safety zone and into a contaminated section of London. They do this with ease, despite snipers and helicopters. Oh, yes, a sniper sees them, but no one is able to apprehend our sneaks before they find… their mother, who happens to be the only human who can be infected but not go rage-crazy.

    What? The question is begged: how the living fuck did she survive? It’s not so much that’s she’s somehow immune, but my God, the woman was beset by literally dozens of raging lunatics who don’t just simply bite, they rip and tear and bite and gouge. Maybe she can get the virus and not be affected, but how does she fend off the zombies?

    Thus begins a series of ridiculous coincidences and goofy plot elements. For instance, Don gets infected (somehow, as a building caretaker, he has security clearance everywhere, including to his quarantined wife), and is the one who brings the zombie element back into London. The U.S. Army is implicated for being as cruel and inhuman and incapable of order in Iraq, and having individuals who rebel and pay the price. But it’s a wonder these guys can do anything right: once the outbreak occurs, they do all that is possible to screw up containment.

    What about these Londoners, the ones who are being led around by their noses? These are survivors of the original zombie attack, don’t you know, so why are they acting like fools, willing to be herded up into containment areas that will, of course, be invaded by the infected? It makes no sense whatsoever.

    The original 28 Days Later had a scene that haunts me to this day: one of the survivors speaks of being caught in a busy train station when the infected came in and began killing. It was insane, beyond belief, people clawing and climbing, dying, trying to get away, turning into the zombies, terrible. What makes that scene so intense is how the story was being told, and how it tapped into each viewer’s worst case scenario, as dictated by the dark corners of their imagination. We never actually witness this scene, but the telling is enough to send chills down the spine.

    Well, in 28 Weeks Later, we get that scene played out in front of us, and it’s a stunning disappointment. The director, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, has a jittery camera and no sense of where to point it–the chaos in many of his scenes builds no tension but only confuses the viewer. When the infected attack this crowded room, you can’t see anything, the sound effects are blurred by an overloud soundtrack (imagine what fun a sound effects guy would making his audience squirm at the gorging of zombies on this cattle-pen).

    Furthermore, Fresnadillo relies on the old horror trick of the evil killer who just won’t go away. Like Jason or Freddy or Mike Myers in Halloween, Don the Dad is everywhere in this movie. Once infected, he is not content, like all the other infected, to kill at random, no, he has to chase his kids all over London, to the point where I and a number of the audience were laughing outright. There are a dozen other marvelously funny parts, including a scene where everyone climbs into a car and closes the vents to save them from chemical weapons (what?), and a scene right out of Grindhouse’s Planet Terror, with a ‘copter using its blades to chop up the zombies. That’s fine for the ridiculous Planet Terror, but for 28 Weeks Later, supposedly realistic, one can’t imagine a soldier risking his life bringing his chopper blades so close to the ground, or flinging buckets of infected blood hither and yon.

    For a movie that bears the responsibility of criticizing the U.S. Military and making a serious zombie film, I was struck by the fact that the principals here are all white and good-looking. Apparently no blacks were allowed back into London, nor Pakistanis or Indians. The military doctor is the usual babe (give Boyle credit in Days for peopling his England with unattractive types), the army man a hunk, and the kids a pair of beauties.

    28 Weeks Later’s greatest failing is that it is simply a bore. There’s nothing wrong with critizing our involvement in Iraq–in fact, I welcome that. But it must be in service to the story, just as character quirks, sex scenes, etc. must. This is, after all, a summer’s entertainment, 28 Weeks Later and not Iraq in Fragments (though that film was much more compelling than this one). Fresnadillo drops the ball entirely, wasting his tense opening in a film that has little to carry you through to its predictable ending (and one that is borrowed, in mood, from the superior, though criticized for its lack of meaning, Dawn of the Dead).

    But it says volumes about our involvement in Iraq. For us liberals who argued against the war from the beginning, it’s nice to see our concern dribbling into the movies. But this is the best we can do? A simplistic and yawn-inducing horror film? Between 28 Weeks Later and the lauded Land of the Dead (yet another failure that was regaled for its criticisms of Bush and Co.) there’s a pair of bad movies elevated only by their loathing of this president. Perhaps that’s the secret to making a critically acclaimed sequel: join the zeitgeist and pad a weak script by critiquing current failed policy. This is hardly bold–by now it is de rigueur to say that we’re failing in Iraq. But if it makes critics and filmmakers feel better about themselves…

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  • Swimsuit models. The real ones.

    “Barkers.” This is an old-school term for the girls (and yes, they are girls of a kind) that pimp cars at the Auto Shows. Depending upon your neck of the woods in the automotive world these “car show girls” (I struggle with this lexicon) can be found in all stages of dress and undress.

    I was recently, for example, at an event in Florida where I had the chance to audition a number of lovely “Barkers” (look, I picked up a copy of Susan Faludi’s Backlash last night and I am writing in fear) for a client.

    Because I WAS in Florida, and because IT WAS hot and humid and because I kid you not, the keynote model for the show was currently under contract with a Bob Guccione publication (that’s Bob himself, not his son), I felt I had to audition some real talent.

    I know what you are thinking–what does this post have to do about cars? Or perhaps, “wait a minute, aren’t Auto Shows keynoted by guys named Wally instead of Wanda?”

    Well, I admit it. I did not attend a car show.

    While I won’t reveal the show I attended, I DID use old-fashioned automotive parlance to let my client know the type of talent I was looking for. I simply said I was, “looking for a “Barker” of the type found at car shows” instead of “um, I am thinking about hiring the hottest Brazilian swimwear models in South Florida.”

    And from automotive realism an adolescent fantasy was fulfilled.

  • Mom

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    There’s nothing culinary about cold, smeared toast and rubbery scrambled eggs thrust towards my sleeping head. But that kind of meal isn’t for filling the stomach, it’s for filling the heart.

    On Mother’s Day, I think less about what I deserve to get and more about what I still hope to give. There’s so much more to show, so much more to taste and discuss and cry about and laugh with…

    Will my beautiful and ungraceful daughter be adventurous enough to find and appreciate an off-the-path cafe during her first trip to Spain? Will she ever embrace fish? Will she understand the power of a woman who grabs the list and confidently orders the wine? Coming home from work, smelling like pizza, she’s beginning to love the industry she ignored for so long …

    Will my logical and mathematical son ever learn to ignore the recipe and work from his gut? Will he move beyond the simple rolls in his sushi journey? Can he learn to stop fearing every bit of mold on a piece of cheese? Paradoxically, this one will always try something unfamiliar from the menu…

    Will the awkward athlete finally understand that I am not trying to poison him with whole grains? Will he ever grasp the idea that what you eat can either build you up or tear you down? In his future life, will he rebel against me and go kookoo for Cocoa Puffs or subconciously balance his meals with a zucchini here and there? My biggest mission is to open his eyes to see that all cheese is not alike….

    What will my fat and sassy young one remember? Will he remember the days we had to ourselves, the others trapped in school, and our lunch dates? Will he remember his four-year-old Fridays as fries-day, the day we always seek out the best spuds our towns can offer? Will he remember it like I remember Coney Island Thursdays at our local A&W with my own Mom? Sitting in the car, with our huge frosty mugs of root beer on the tray perched precariously on the window of her light blue VW Bug, I would scrape most of the onions off before I excitedly bit into my hot dog. I looked forward to that day all week, that special day when I got my Mom all to myself … a day when sharing a hot dog meant so much more than just lunch.

  • Life, life, life!

    NATURE AND GARDENING
    Get Your Hands Dirty and Your Air Clean

    2983076593.jpgQuick, go plant a tree this morning! Celebrate Arbor Day and bring new life to Powderhorn Park. The Home Depot and the National Arbor Day Foundation are heading up a 1,000 trees in 10 cities campaign to increase awareness of the importance of trees in our cities and to create healthier communities in urban areas. As part of this campaign, they’ll be hosting a tree-planting event today at 10 a.m. at Powderhorn.

    Friday at 10 a.m., Powderhorn Park, 3400 15th Ave. S., Minneapolis.

    MUSIC AND NEW MEDIA

    As we get more and more visually-centric with this current gush of new media, artists are being pushed to find creative forms of collaboration. It’s not enough anymore to just have audio; it must be accompanied with visuals — video, performance, anything to keep the eyes engaged. Minneapolis is a great place to be this weekend when it comes to blurring lines and bringing together media forms in innovative ways.

    What Came First — the Song or the Image?

    Bob copy.jpgIt doesn’t get much more innovative than this. Bob Wiseman is a Canadian singer/songwriter and filmmmaker. Remember the Canadian roots rock band Blue Rodeo? No? That’s OK. I might have been one of three people in this country to buy their album. In all fairness, they were quite good — and they’re still around — but Wiseman hasn’t played with them since 1992. Since then, he has been busy making folk and rock jazz music about explicitly political themes. But the kicker came in 2000 when Wiseman began making super 8 films and videos to accompany his music. This is a seriously multimedia event, folks. Don’t miss it. Wiseman has performed with a number of well-known acts, including The Wallflowers, Wilco, and Edie Brickell. He is currently touring with Jason Trachtenburg of the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players and Magali Meagher of The Phonemes — both unique, innovative, and beautiful in their own way.

    Another multimedia act, the Slideshow Players are best described as an indie-vaudeville-conceptual-art-rock-slideshow band. The father-mother-daughter combo set vintage slide collections to music, turning anonymous lives into pop-rock musical exposés. While it’s just dad in Minneapolis with Wiseman and Meagher, the show promises to be quite interesting.

    Saturday at 9 p.m., 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Avenue S., Minneapolis; 612-332-2903; $8.

    Remember, this show is about more than just listening. But if you want to get a strictly listening sample, click the links below.
    Listen to Bob Wiseman.
    Listen to the Slideshow Players
    Listen to the Phonemes.

    Electric Eyes: New Music and Media Festival by Christy DeSmith

    200705_electric_eyes_electro.jpgBy commissioning five pieces of original music, each of which is to be accompanied by some form of electronic media, the Southern Theater is hitting upon a big trend in the contemporary composition business. As of late, composers of all stripes have sought collaborations with video and performance artists, thus adding an element of spectacle that blurs the lines between concert, play, and even film. On the docket for the first-ever a Electric Eyes festival: Acoustic playing by New York composer and violinist Todd Reynolds is filtered through a multi-channel manipulative device.

    The reverberating sounds of the improvisational Minneapolis band Electropolis get video and aerialist accompaniment. VJ Neverwas, a well-known Electropolis collaborator, combines his handpicked video clips with live, electronically mixed music. And an emerging composer named J. Anthony Allen combines his own electronic sound installations with metronomic images.

    Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., Sunday at 7 p.m., Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-1725; $15/show ($27 for 2, $35 for all).

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    Theatre Unbound and The 365 National Festival

    Parks copy.jpgSeveral years ago, Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Suzan-Lori Parks got an idea to write a play a day for a year. The resulting play cycle, 365 Days/365 Plays, is a daily meditation on an artistic life. Some plays are very short, less than a page. Others last forever. This weekend, Minneapolis is participating in The 365 International Film Festival, a grassroots premiere of the play cycle with over 700 theaters from around the country. Enjoy a progressive-dinner-style romp through the Parks’s wild world of art. Each room holds something completely new and wonderful, and a new play starts every 10 minutes. See one or two, or stay for them all.

    Saturday at 7 p.m., The College of St. Catherine, Coeur de Catherine Classrooms, 2004 Randolph Avenue, St. Paul; 612-721-1186; free. (Free parking in O’Shaughnessy event parking lot)

    Also opening tonight is The Red Nose at Bedlam Theater.

    ART
    Witness the Birth of Art

    labor_room2.jpgWhat better way to celebrate Mothers’ Day than in The Labor Room? No, silly, not a labor and delivery room; just a labor room, an artistic labor room. Twenty visual artists will come together in a common studio to transform inspiration into art in a variety of media. Think you have the muse in you? The weekend-long event is open to the public in an effort to expose and share the creative process. Stop on by to watch and learn, inspire or be inspired. Witness the creation from start to finish –oil and acrylic painting, drawing, sculpture, ceramic barrel firing, screen- printing, and photography. Plus, join the Artist Reception on Friday from 7 – 9 p.m.

    Friday and Saturday from 4-9 p.m., Sunday from 1-6 p.m., Center for Independent Artists, 4137 Bloomington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-724-8392.

    More art? Check out The Dutch Opera, painting by Jil Evans, at Form + Content Gallery.

    BOOKS & AUTHORS
    The Woman Cometh

    mayaweb.jpgLooking for a great Mothers’ Day gift for mom? Take her to see Dr. Maya Angelou this Saturday or Sunday. Whatever this woman has to say will be well worth it. Clearly a poet at the core of her being, Angelou has earned success as a playwright, a best-selling author, a professor, a historian, a civil-rights activist, an actress, a producer, and a director. This woman is without a doubt one of the great voices of contemporary literature. Go partake of her essence.

    Saturday at 3 p.m., The O’Shaughnessy, College of St. Catherine Campus, 2004 Randolph Avenue, St. Paul; 651-690-6700; $36.

    For more things to do this weekend check out our Events Listing. And don’t forget the Jewish Film Festival wraps up this weekend, and The 2007 Twin Cities Tibetan Film Festival kicks off at the Riverview Theater.

  • Why We Need Newspapers

    The most emailed story of yesterday’s New York Times was a story about how doctors, particularly psychiatrists, were receiving payment from manufacturers of various drugs used to treat various psychiatric conditions. It detailed, in particular, how children were being prescribed powerful drugs, for non-indicated uses, and how the receipt of honoraria by the doctors was oddly coincidental with their propensity to prescribe said drugs.

    It appeared on the front page of The Times, and jumped inside. It occupied about 60 column inches, not including three large photos. The same story appeared on the front page of yesterday’s Strib, too. Well, it was sort of the same story. It was plucked from the Times and edited down to about 33 column inches. (It’s probably also worth a mention that the Strib’s editing included taking out all the names of the Minnesota doctors, save one. One would think the doctors who were taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from drug companies might be the crux of the story. And it probably would be if you weren’t a Strib editor trying to make room for the much bigger story of Moorhead State banning cigarette smoking that occupied the main position on the front page. Oh yeah, there were the school kids who were collecting $58 for Darfur. That’s front page news, too.)

    Now, in itself, the NY Times story on the front page of the Strib isn’t noteworthy because, hell, a large portion of the Strib every day is cadged from other papers.

    What is worth noticing however, is that this scandalous story was about doctors in Minnesota. Yup, the NY Times has the reporters to come in here and get an important story right under the very noses of the hometown team.

    Of course, the hometown team here is looking a lot like Sid Hartman’s fabled “Little Sisters of the Poor” being tossed on the field against the New York Yankees.

    How does this happen? I prefer to look at it from the positive side. The Times is owned by a family that cares about their role in society, and the role of a great newspaper in helping keep our country great. They accept lower profits in order to accomplish their role.

    But, while papers like the Strib self destruct in their never ending quest for increasing quarterly profits, The Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal, which are all still family controlled, are going to end up looking a lot like Toyota looks now to Ford and General Motors.

    It’s the long term view. It’s the mind set that the quality of the product is paramount for the long term success of the business. It’s rare in American business, and even rarer in the American newspaper business. And when a private equity firm owner is looking for the quick flip, it’s so rare as to be nonexistent.

    p.s. Here’s another story from The Times today. It didn’t require the same sort of investigation as the above mentioned story, but it sure put an exclamation point on what drug companies are up to. Even wonder how these drug pushers get to pay a fine that amounts to a small portion of their profits, but selling a dime at Seventh and Hennepin will get you jail time?

  • Broken Record: Breathing Life Into The White Sox, And The Catch

    What?

    What?

    What the hell do you want me to say? Everybody and their crazy uncle is out there saying something, saying all manner of ridiculous somethings, and you expect me to shed some fresh light on this baseball team?

    Forget it.

    I’ll say this, I guess, even though I’m sure it’s already been said plenty of times already: Torii Hunter’s catch last night was the best catch I’ve ever seen him make. It was, in fact, the best catch I’ve ever seen anyone make. I was there, and the instant that ball was hit there wasn’t any way Hunter was going to catch it. He never even managed to get turned around, never even managed to turn his head, yet somehow he not only found the ball but caught it.

    It was a marvelous thing to see.

    The rest? Not so marvelous.

    Not so marvelous at all.