Publisher Kristin Henning: x-ray vision
Chief Operating Officer Matt Bartel: [No response yet, but here’s a guess from the editor.]
Advertising Director A.J. Kiefer: short shorts
Chief Editor Cristina Córdova: Self-righteous indignation!
A&E Editor Kate Iverson: Carrot Juice (only sometimes with vodka)
Contributing Writers
Chris Birt: [No response yet, but here’s a guess from the editor.]
Rich Goldsmith: "The power of Greyskull"
Jeremy Iggers: Musk glands.
Melinda Jacobs: Being friends with Society’s Finest and Hardest Working People…. Cops.
Chris Kelleher: Charm
Britt Robson: [No response yet, but the editor guesses it’s Jiggly Boy.]
Erin Roof: a well-honed bullshit detector
Brandon Root: My African fat-tailed gecko, Dr. Heywood Floyd
Max Ross: my razor wit
Todd J. Smith: my
thick neck
Brian Voerding: [No response yet, but the editor guesses it’s his uncanny foresight.]
Brad Zellar: invisible ink
Weatherman Jimmy "Dutch" Gaines: Bullwhip/Leather Fedora
Videogragher Tyler Jensen: a switchblade comb and some grease lightning
Edit Interns
Tom Bartel: an ejection seat (and a Beretta .25 under my left arm)
Joshua Fischer: [No response yet, but the editor guesses it’s his mature sense of humor.]
Andrew Newman: I pack a fierce Star Trek gun.
Hannah Simpson: sarcasm
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