Mr. and Mrs. Smith

This movie appears primed to be summer’s guiltiest pleasure: A sleek, sexy shoot-’em-up starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are, as you read this, undoubtedly having lots of naked fun in some exotic, far-flung location. But you’ll have to read more about that in some other publication. Back to the movie, in which the Butt and the Lips play a married couple, each of whom secretly works as a hired assassin. The secret gets out when they are both hired to kill their respective spouses. Who could be behind such a dastardly plot? Jennifer Aniston, of course.