American as a Squishee

Taken in a real live Kwik-E-Mart in Denver!

Is there anything more American than a Squishee?

My daughter just got back from Spain where she and her host family went to the Grandmother’s house and watched The Simpsons (in Spanish, natch) and then rushed home to watch the same episode again.

Whether or not they hate us, they love Homer.

Now we can take a bite out of the quintessential donut of Americana. With the Simpson’s movie looming, the 7-Eleven chain of convenience stores has agreed to remake themselves as a collection of Kwik-E-Marts.

Yes, you can buy a real, honest-to-goodness Squishee!
Yes, you can start your morning with a heaping bowl of Krusty-O’s!
Yes, you can guzzle a sixer of Buzz Cola and burp like Bart!
Why not indulge in a sprinkeliscious pink donut, just like the one Homer eats every day?

Sadly, there are no Kwik-E-Marts in our local area but if you are looking for a reason for a holiday road trip (and donuts are an appropriate reason) Chicago could be calling.