Starting next week, I will begin to test drive various cars from Sears Automotive. I understand I can flog any car for as long as I wish and report back on it to you, our readers.
As you are all like me, I am sure you read English, Japanese, Finnish, Russian, American car magazines every month (I wrote once about how the underside of our conjugal bed at home is littered with about 200 plus magazines–some guys hide Playboys, I have a different habit.)
Well, as I was saying, because I am certain you read as many car magazines as I do, you know that there is a pretty common zeitgeist going round that says you can drive anything you want, as fast as you want, as long as kids are not in the car.
Kids and really fast cars do not mix. Right?
Pulease.
With this in mind, I intend to go gonzo with my boys, Frank and Joe, and invite them to test drive the finest and the fastest that Sears has to offer–then report our findings back to you. In doing so, I may just save all of you from that dreaded Minivan. The Road Rake will provide the ontology you need to avoid your fate.
(Ontology: loosely translated as the study of meaning and/or the imbuing of a concept with meaning. I think.)
P.S. I intend to drive the finest and fastest. This does not neccessarily mean we will drive fast. So get off my butt here.
Leave a Reply Cancel reply