Author: Brad Zellar

  • Odd Man Out

    A brief squall of horns opens “Focus on Sanity,” the song that kicked off Ornette Coleman’s seminal Atlantic Records phase. Part fanfare, part detonation, that sound made it plenty clear that the Texas saxophonist was plunging into almost entirely uncharted territory. Twenty-nine years old when he recorded the song in a Hollywood studio in May of 1959, Coleman was something of a late starter as jazz musicians go. Like so many others of his generation, he had cut his teeth in rhythm and blues bands, before recording two relatively conventional-sounding records for the California label that defined the sound of West Coast jazz, Lester Koenig’s Contemporary Records. That cool West Coast sound—exemplified by the work of Chet Baker and Stan Getz, among others—wasn’t exactly Coleman’s niche, as he demonstrated when he showed up to record his debut for Atlantic. That session featured the first version of Coleman’s classic quartet (Coleman on alto sax, Don Cherry on cornet, Charlie Haden on bass, and Billy Higgins on drums) and was to result in the then-shattering album, The Shape of Jazz to Come.

    Such seemingly hubristic titles were a hallmark of Coleman’s Atlantic stint—others would include Change of the Century and This is Our Music—but the music more than lived up to the hyperbole, even if it was greeted with considerable skepticism and even outright derision at the time. Made up as it was of equal parts disruption and eruption, and presided over by a quiet, self-assured oddball given to often inscrutable utterances, it was perhaps unsurprising that Coleman’s revolution met with resistance from the various branches of jazz’s old guard—modern giants and revolutionaries in their own right. “I don’t know what he’s playing,” Dizzy Gillespie famously observed, “but it’s not jazz.” Miles Davis seemed, if anything, even more perplexed. “Just listen to what he writes and how he plays,” he told writer Joe Goldberg at the time. “If you’re talking psychologically, the man is all screwed up inside.”

    Coleman’s adventurous discography now spans forty-seven years, and he has become a stellar example of that wondrous American phenomenon: the heretic transformed by time into an icon. He is also one of the last survivors from what was arguably jazz’s most revolutionary and fecund period.

    It seems somehow fitting that the newly expanded Walker Art Center will kick off its reopening this month with a three-day celebration of Coleman’s life and music, a tribute that will include a performance from the seemingly ageless and increasingly reclusive titan, accompanied by his latest quartet (April 21–23, Walker Art Center and Ted Mann Concert Hall; 612-375-7600). The oddly named “The Festival Dancing in Your Head”—what was wrong, I wonder, with “The Dancing in Your Head Festival”?—is pegged to Coleman’s seventy-fifth birthday, and in that sense the institutions are contemporaries (the Walker was originally launched in 1927, at the tail end of the great modernist revolutions in art and literature, and in the midst of jazz’s first flourish), and also comrades in arms.

    The evolution of most art forms from the end of the nineteenth century through much of the twentieth was remarkably accelerated and punctuated by revolutions both major and minor; the period between Monet’s Rouen Cathedral series and Picasso’s Guernica, for instance, was barely forty years, and a mere thirty-seven years elapsed between Huckleberry Finn and Ulysses. Yet even by that standard it seems remarkable today to consider that only thirty years separate Louis Armstrong and His Hot Five’s West End Blues and Coleman’s 1958 debut Something Else! Perhaps even more remarkable is the fact that it took Coleman just two years to make the leap from that now almost accessible-sounding debut to the barbarians-at-the-gates assault of Free Jazz, the album that provided the basic template for a whole new generation of outsiders who would, in short order, completely transform the modern jazz landscape.

    Given the intervening decades and the truly forbidding torrent that would later be produced by various outsiders plunging much further down the trail blazed by Coleman, it’s sort of hard now to hear what all the fuss was about. Listening to Coleman’s earliest records today, what stands out is his gift for writing memorable, even lovely melodies, and the extraordinary communication between the members of his original quartet. Coleman is first and foremost an emotional player, and his alto has a keening pitch, alternating between expressive blasts and clusters and impressionistic lines, often in almost telepathic lockstep with Don Cherry’s cornet or pocket trumpet. The rhythm section of Charlie Haden and Billy Higgins (Ed Blackwell would later replace Higgins behind the drum kit for a number of the Atlantic sessions) always seems to be both driving and navigating, exploring every cranny of each tune’s structure and simultaneously goading and responding in conversation with the horns.

    Coleman’s compositions can veer from the placid to the frantic, but there’s generally a solid framework in place, a method to what his detractors hear as madness. Although Coleman famously coined the word “harmolodics” to describe that method, it’s a word—and, even more broadly, a general philosophy—that may never be satisfactorily defined by anyone, including the man himself.

    Loosely (and, perhaps, wholly inaccurately), harmolodics represents Coleman’s attempt to free jazz from the yoke of conventional chord changes and concepts of harmony. In braiding the harmony and melody of a particular tune, Coleman allows for an intricately patterned approach to improvisational interplay, or, as his longtime collaborator Cherry once noted, an entirely new improvisational vocabulary. The result is music that is continually coiling and unfurling like strands of DNA, with Coleman and Cherry circling the same melody in different keys.

    Coleman has applied that same approach to his diverse catalog of work, from those early forays into free jazz to his shambling and shamanic (call it shambolic) electric excursions with his Prime Time band. Like Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane, and a number of other icons of the period, Coleman took a self-imposed hiatus in the early sixties, only to reemerge with a new, even broader commitment to his fiercely individual vision. He took up trumpet and violin, recorded with his ten-year-old son Denardo on drums, wrote and recorded a symphony (“Skies of America”), and traveled to Morocco to jam and record with the Master Musicians of Jajouka, truly kindred spirits. They pushed Coleman in an entirely new direction and exerted an obvious influence on Prime Time’s herky-jerky funk workouts and distinct brand of jangling trance ragas.

    He has also collaborated and performed with Pat Metheny, Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead, received a MacArthur “genius grant,” contributed to the score for David Cronenberg’s adaptation of Naked Lunch, and, in recent years, appeared on recordings with such disparate characters as Joe Henry, Lou Reed, and even Eddy Grant.

    Yet no matter what sort of configuration he’s playing with or what he’s up to, Coleman always sounds like nobody else in jazz. His various bands have never been anything short of first-rate chemistry labs, churning out synthetic and organic variants of his own complex and still highly original formulas.

    Coleman’s discography includes very few collaborations outside his own circle of acolytes and protégées, and he has seldom been as thunderous or caterwauling as some of those who came after him: Albert Ayler’s simple and indelible folk melodies owe an obvious debt to Coleman, and John Coltrane took Coleman’s Free Jazz to the very edge of the abyss with 1965’s Ascension, in his volcanic late period. Nevertheless, Coleman’s influence is as vast as it is singular. Though he has inspired countless others, he’s spawned no
    real imitators and contributed few tunes to the jazz canon—1959’s “Lonely Woman,” certainly, but nothing else comes immediately to mind. Yet you could, I think, make a solid case that Coleman’s main contributions effectively represented the end of the line in terms of jazz’s evolution. Certainly plenty of others would take his basic ideas further into dissonance and deconstruction, and still others would reject them altogether, but no one, really, has managed to do anything much (or anything much good) that is not recognizably a strain of his revolution, or a reaction to it.

    I fully realize that that perhaps ridiculous assertion is likely to lead to exactly the sorts of arguments that Ornette Coleman has been starting for almost fifty years—which is all, of course, just as it should be.

  • Gerrymandering for the Home Team

    Charlie Callahan and Brian Spanier, creative directors at a Minneapolis agency called Periscope, spent the winter preparing an advertising and marketing juggernaut designed to pitch Twins baseball to the sticks.

    After several seasons of success on the field and futility at the turnstiles, this year the team scrapped its vaguely self-deprecating “Get to Know ’Em” approach and turned to the pros at Periscope in an attempt to rally its far-flung fan base. The result is a campaign called “Twins Territory.” It ranges from aggressive, hectoring exhortations and calls to arms, to print ads that feature juxtapositions of Twins players with bits of regional iconography (Joe Mauer, crouching in his catcher’s gear, roasts a hot dog over a campfire, for instance, or Torii Hunter leaps from a dock to snare a fly ball). In one television spot a woman scrubs a bathroom floor with a Yankees jersey, and the legendary voice of Bill Woodson intones, “This is your state. This is your team. And this is Twins Territory.”

    “The whole idea is really pretty simple,” Callahan said. “It’s about recognizing that this tradition is out there and building on it. This team has now been here for more than forty years, and Twins baseball has literally become part of the fabric of the state. Great franchises are about the relationship between the fans and the team, so our approach has been to encourage maybe a little bit more of an us-versus-them football mentality in our fans.” “The ultimate goal, of course, is to put fannies in the stands,” Spanier added. “In the end that’s what we’ll be judged on.”

    The inability of the Twins to consistently post the sort of attendance figures commensurate with their success hasn’t always been the aggravation it has become during the team’s recent run of three-straight Central Division titles. This is, after all, a team that in 1988 became the first franchise in Major League history to draw three million fans. Those staggering numbers, a league record at the time, came on the heels of Minnesota’s first ever World Series championship, yet in the intervening years the team has managed to draw two million fans in just four subsequent seasons.

    Last year marked the tenth consecutive season in which the Twins fell short of the two million mark, despite making another trip to the post season. For a little perspective, in 2004 Minnesota drew 1,879,222 fans, which placed the team’s attendance eleventh out of the fourteen American League teams. Needless to say, those numbers continue to bedevil the folks in the front office. Plenty of reasons get tossed around for the team’s inability to draw fans. There’s the monstrosity of the Metrodome, for starters, and the long-running new stadium imbroglio that has by now assumed tragicomic status. Others will point to the general ill will engendered by the forbidding and penurious specter of the team’s owner, Carl Pohlad. Those are certainly intangibles unique to this team and market. Most of the other gripes—from the length of games, competition for fans’ discretionary income, and the general disorder of the league’s economics—are obstacles the Twins share with the other teams that consistently outdraw them.

    Anybody who grew up in outstate Minnesota, where Twins radio and television broadcasts have always provided an omnipresent backdrop to the languor of midsummer, likely understands that relying on attendance figures to gauge the ultimate interest in a team is a flawed proposition. This is a team with deep roots in the region. It is also, it is sometimes useful to remember, an organization with a pretty impressive resume, small market be damned—three American League titles, two World Series championships, a trio of homegrown Hall of Famers, and a history that stretches back to the Washington Senators and the earliest days of the American League.

    Yet if Twins fans have never quite achieved the legendary (and legionary) status of the faithful in such places as Boston, Chicago, New York, and St. Louis, we nonetheless encompass a broad swath of geography, from border to border in the north and south, sprawling out into the Dakotas to the west and lapping the borders over into Wisconsin and down into Iowa. True, Twins Territory once stretched as far as Miles City, Montana, and Houghton, Michigan, but the politics of cable TV and the debasement of WCCO’s once-omnipotent signal have slowly closed the borders. Nowadays, even box scores in local papers are hard to find beyond the reach of Fox regional sports net.

    Still, there is plenty of Twins Territory, and a lot of geography for the folks at Periscope to cover. The team’s television and radio ratings have been strong in recent seasons, which has been encouraging if bittersweet news to the people in the front office. Periscope’s job is to convince those people who habitually follow the team at home that the real action—and the real camaraderie—is in the blue seats at the Dome.

    “We all know that this is a society of convenience,” Nancy O’Brien, the Twins’ director of advertising, said. “It’s infinitely easier to go home, park the car, and curl up on the couch to watch the game. But I don’t know if anybody really reminisces about games they watched on TV. Real memories are created at the ballpark.” —Brad Zellar

  • From The Request Line: Hayjo Revisted

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    Bloom of fireworks above a black field, the idle of insects throbbing from the damp ditches. Distant petroleum carnival of light, dark steeples, and a watertower announcing the presence of a town. Is that the rattle of a snare drum from somewhere out in the fields? Tell me again what lives in that place beyond this darkness. The bonfire will signify what again? When it all goes up in flames what is it we’ll be burning?

    I like this song, it reminds me of something. I can’t put my finger on it, but it involved, I’m sure, a night just like this. We were in a car, going somewhere else, or perhaps just somewhere.

    Somewhere else came later, I suppose. Back then there was only this. Remember? When there was only this? It was never enough. Perhaps that was the problem. You can’t put your finger on it. I love that about you, how you can never seem to put your finger on it, and how badly you would like to put your finger on it. Things, in general, the way they don’t seem quite real to you, within reach. Graspable. The way you’re always saying Hold out hope, as if it could mean the many things it could mean. Not just a clinging to, not just something desperate, but an offering. Something extended. Something shared.

    I love these quiet roads, just outside what is our life, that feeling of being lost in a still unfamiliar place, of being plunked down on another planet, looking out with dim longing and dimming wonder at the distant glow of the puzzle that will never be home. Can’t say. That’s another one of yours that I love, as if you mean it, as if there’s some mysterious proscription, as if you honestly cannot say, cannot utter whatever words might explain, whatever words might possibly make a difference.

    Because –and this I choose to think and believe– those words are still forming in you, still turning over and lining up in your head, still drilling and taking shape and preparing for the long march up into the light, when they will become, magically, truth, the truth we’re going to need to turn finally and forever away from that dark, still-mysterious planet barely rising across the black, empty fields.

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  • More Spring Training Nonsense

    If you go beyond the Twins’ so-so 8-11 record in Florida and scrutinize what they’ve actually done in those games, you might be tempted to forecast a rather alarming repeat of what made the team so maddening for much of the 2004 season.

    Look at the runs scored and runs allowed numbers for the AL Central teams this spring:

    Detroit: 125 RS/97 RA

    Chicago
    : 122 RS/112 RA

    Cleveland: 132 RS/107 RA

    Minnesota
    : 77 RS/76 RA

    Kansas City: 99 RS/105 RA

    I doubt that it means a damn thing, but you see an awful lot of high scoring games in spring training, and seventy-seven runs seems pretty shocking. I guess if you want to take the glass-is-half-empty approach, you could be alarmed that the Twins have scored at least 25% fewer runs than every other team in the division. And the glass-is-half-full folks can always take comfort in those pitching numbers. All around, though, the math looks pretty damn familiar.

    Finally, here’s a little spring training trivia: Gary Gaetti set the club record with ten spring homeruns in 1983. So far this year the entire team has hit ten homers in nineteen games.

    As I say, I’m sure it’s nothing. I’m sure it doesn’t mean a damn thing. I wouldn’t even give it another thought. I’m sorry, in fact, I even brought it up.

  • Happy As A Flapper To No Longer Call That Miserable Planet Home

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    I’m not talking about that old world, mister. I’m trying to forget I ever lived there. All those bastards had ants in their pants, and you’d think it wouldn’t be possible to cram that many drunken jackasses in a Volvo, but you’d be sadly mistaken. I saw it all with my own eyes.

    Oh, Lord, now you’ve got me started. Katie bar the door.

    There used to be this punchy little Irishman who worked as a doorman in my building, and I couldn’t even tell you all the beatings that hateful devil gave me over the years. He was what I’d guess you’d call a stickler, and I had –or so he avowed– issues with compliance. You name it.

    What it really boiled down to, what it always boiled down to, was that the fellow didn’t like the cut of my jib. He said as much, on more than one occasion. He’d accuse me of ‘randy couplings,’ and the absurdity of that unjust allegation can still make my blood boil. I was –and remain– a gentleman through and through.

    Whatever it was I tried to carry into the building, whether briefcase or grocery sack, the Irishman would insist on ‘having a little peek in my trunk.’ There were scenes, I can assure you, that went beyond mere humiliation into the territory of violence and perversion. Just the thought of the little storage closet he had there in the lobby makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

    Believe me, I saved my pennies, and when they began to take reservations for the rocket ship off that godforsaken planet I was among the first to put down a deposit. I’m happy as a clam these days until some miserable, homesick joker starts prattling on about the good old days and then –just like that– I’m right back in that storage closet with the Irishman.

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  • Line-Up Speculation

    Surprises and disasters large and small could still be looming in the final week of spring training, but right now it looks like the Twins opening day line-up will look like this:

    Shannon Stewart
    Jason Bartlett
    Joe Mauer
    Justin Morneau
    Torii Hunter
    Lew Ford
    Jacque Jones
    Michael Cuddyer
    Luis Rivas

    With Ford, Jones, and Cuddyer in the sixth, seventh, and eighth spots that suddenly looks (at least potentially) like a pretty powerful lineup; certainly the most promising batting order Ron Gardenhire has been able to throw out there in the last couple years. I don’t even mind Ford batting sixth, particularly following Morneau and Hunter. It’s almost perfect, in fact; he’ll have the chance to keep rallies alive, move guys around the bases, or work with a clean slate. The only wild cards, really, are Cuddyer and Bartlett, but I would think that the second slot should be a nice way for the kid to break into the major leagues, and Cuddyer shouldn’t feel a whole lot of pressure batting eigthth. I think they’ll both be fine.

    Then, of course, there’s Rivas, but isn’t it nice to know that if Luis once again sucks eggs the Twins have options? In that eventuality even one of the utility guys (Punto, for instance) would be an upgrade, and there’s always the option of pushing Cuddyer back over to second and installing Terry Tiffee –who’s gotten a good, long look in Florida, and has been decent– or one of the other spare parts at third.

  • Link Rodeo

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    Gogol’s last words: ‘A ladder, quick, a ladder!’

    Elias Canetti, The Agony of Flies

    I’ve never been able to sleep like a normal person, and I literally could count the number of dreams I remember in my lifetime on one hand. This last week, however, I’ve been trying a new medication, and experiencing the sort of sleep I like to call crocodile-skimming –I feel like I’m almost completely submerged, but there’s a small part of my mind that just keeps bobbing right at the surface between consciousness and unconsciousness. I do, though, have little bursts where I actually go all the way under, and these episodes have been marked by vivid dreams, most of which I can’t remember. Last night — I’m certain influenced by something I read in the above-mentioned Canetti book– I had a dream in which I was hiding from a god who did not create humans, but rather captured them. This morning I went through the portion of the book I had read last night but could find nothing that would have obviously triggered such a dream; so maybe, in fact, it really is just a case of my unconscious mind finally –after forty years– getting a chance to strut its stuff.

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    Also, here’s an assortment of links that have been backing up on me. Consider it a sort of online gallery crawl
    :

    Chris Payne: Photographer

    Chicago Street Photography

    Tokyo Eyes

    Drive-In Theaters

    Bernd and Hilla Becher
    More Becher
    Becher: Watertowers
    More Watertowers

    Jeff Brouws: Photography

    Roadside Peek


    Coney Island Polaroids

    Squidfingers: Polaroids

    Polaroids

    Andrei Tarkovsky’s Polaroids

    Mini Golf

    Roadside Architecture

    Soviet Children’s Picture Books

    The Internet Pinball Database

    Tom Waits’ All-Time Top Twenty (Thanks to TMFTML)

  • Building A Monument Out Of The Confusion

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    I never stop talking, even when I’m just muddling around the house by myself (which is, to be perfectly honest for a change, most of the time). I’m always spitting out words and pushing them around, hoping to carve a new language out of all the silence and empty space, or at least build something sprawling and pointless, my own Paradise Gardens, my own Watts Tower. By pounding words out of the hours I hope to give something back to the clock, even as it just keeps taking.

    Thing is, of course, I don’t truly have much to say. I can’t even say “for the most part,” can’t even qualify the absence of genuine content from my ceaseless babble. Things just keep coming to me unbidden; they rise in me or drift across the planetarium of my skull. I can certainly wish for more topical revelations –or for revelations of any sort whatsoever– but I’m pretty much stuck with memories, many of which may not be actual memories at all.

    For instance: right this moment, or the moment that compelled me to pause and sit down at this machine, I was recalling a boy who used to bring a giant bone to school, a bone that he would drag rattling along the row of combination locks as he shuffled down the hallway. I would see this same boy away from school, often smoking in the alley next to the Ben Franklin store, and for a period of time he had a pet bird, a bird black as a blowfly’s scalp.

    That bird had the mouth of a strip-bar comedian –this was a bird that worked nothing but blue. The bird’s name was Philip, and his signature phrase was “You bet your sweet ass.” The kid hardly ever said a word, but Philip would barely let him get a word in edgewise, and he couldn’t find a good thing to say about anybody. You don’t know what it’s like to be cussed up and down and insulted until you’ve been cussed up and down and insulted by a bird.

    I later heard through the grapevine that Philip eventually found religion, and went around saying “God bless you” and “Bless your pea-picking heart” and reciting the Beatitudes. It should perhaps be noted, however, that I learned of this development from a sanctimonious friend of my mother’s, and this person was not generally regarded around town as a reliable source of information. This woman nonetheless reportedly encountered the cleaned-up, born-again version of Philip at the Public Library downtown.

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  • Do Spring Training Results Matter?

    That’s a damn good question, really. Most Major League players would tell you that they think spring training is much too long –does it really take nearly six weeks and thirty games to get a team ready for the season?

    I seriously doubt it, but as long as they’re playing the games you’d like to think the results mean something, in terms of both individual and team performance, and at least anecdotally I can say that I think what happens in Florida and Arizona is a decent barometer for the season ahead.

    The issue this year is perhaps clouded from a Minnesota standpoint by the fact that there are very few roster spots open on the team, and so Ron Gardenhire and his coaches are giving extended looks to a bunch of guys who are competing for those final jobs. There has also been the problem of injuries –concerns with Mauer’s knee, Morneau’s gingerly comeback from his brutal winter, and Nick Punto’s slow return, not to mention the various aggravations with the pitching staff.

    Consider, though, the Twins’ spring training records in their two championship years –1987 and 1991– and in each of the last three seasons. They were 14-10 in ’87, and 21-10 in ’91. Last spring they were 20-11, the best mark in the AL, and they also had winning records in ’03 (19-13) and ’02 (18-14-1). So far this spring the Twins are 7-11 through Saturday, and have been scuffling to score runs. Their homerun production has been virtually non-existent, and the only offensive players who’ve really been tearing it up have been Matthew LeCroy, Jason Bartlett, Juan Castro, Todd Dunwoody, and Jason Tyner (the latter two are non-roster invitees). Luis Rivas has been terrible (.148 BA), which may be an indication that four hitting coaches (Rod Carew, Paul Molitor, Tony Oliva, and Scott Ullger) are not necessarily better than one.

    Things have been a little more encouraging on the pitching side, even though Kyle Lohse and Brad Radke have struggled a bit, and J.C. Romero and J.D Durbin have imploded (they combined for eight strikeouts and sixteen walks before Durbin was sent to the minor league camp). The good news is that Joe Mays has been remarkably sharp (1.29 ERA in four games), Johan Santana, Joe Nathan, and Juan Rincon have pretty much picked up where they left off (well, in Rincon’s case, not necessarily where he literally left off), and Scott Baker has shown that he may in fact be the real real deal (0.00 ERA in eight innings pitched, with four hits, seven strikouts, and no walks).

  • I've Got No Use For A Rational Man

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    There may be nothing in the world so amusing as a purely rational man.

    The rational man is a fellow who has not yet been able to convince himself that he’s seen a ghost. The poor bastard has repressed his memories of alien abductions and fits of religious mania. He thinks this world is round. He believes in explanations.

    I wish them all a miracle, something intensely personal and inexplicable that will drive them from their comfortable refuge and send them literally out of their minds.

    And I would ask them: How do you deny the devil if you won’t even take the time to hear him out now and then? How do you manage to live without aspirations of sainthood?

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