Author: Chris Birt

  • Better Than An Italian Supermodel

    So how was JesusChristmas for you all here in the United States? I have been away over the holidays but I have not been wasting time. Au contraire. You see I have been busily working in France test driving cars that most people can only dream about. Cars even hotter than France’s new President’s bride…

  • Chuck Huck

    I heard that Mike Huckabee is pals with Chuck Norris and that the "Huck and Chuck" show plays well in Iowa. Apparently the former preacher also takes alot of fitness breaks because he doesn’t want to slip and fall on the black prairie ice. And this guy is pals with Chuck? That sucks. I would…

  • Babes Without Beards

    Schick got themselves into infernally hot water for this one. Apparently Turbo Terry has been sourcing her likeness out to more than one razor company and automotive resource. The good news for The Road Rake is that Turbo Terry (indeed the honey on the lower right) is no longer capable of suing me for creating…

  • Man Enough for Moon Patrol

    I submit my good friend Andy Goldman Gray’s thoughts on his beloved Aztek, supposedly penned while he was flying on Nyquil. He is VP Marketing at United Way, so contribute some of your thoughts (even money) in a professional capacity. When has something so maligned caused such a devoted following as the fateful Pontiac Aztek?…

  • Can a Horse Convert to Scientology?

    Photo: He doesn’t have the stomach for it, nor do I. The recent article about Scientology reminds me of an ordeal my business endured last year (and it has a car angle). I have created advertising for the National Western in Denver for the past three years. It is the world’s largest stock show (800,000…

  • The Samurai Transvestite

    I have a secret. There is a vehicle that I have wanted to blog about for months. To be honest, if I came right out and told you the name of this vehicle you would laugh. It has no cred. So I’ve kept it quiet. Till today. My recent foray into cross-dressing drag sites has…