I remember, several years back, hearing that potbellies were in. And I heard it on an early incarnation of reality TV. I can’t remember the exact title, but I think it was on MTV and certainly featured a London flat filled with models. Anyhoo, this episode (the only one I ever caught) featured a model’s remark about the ‘potbelly trend’ being encouraging because, you know, that meant there would be fewer and fewer Anas, or so the twisted logic tends to go. Needless to say, it was all news to me. I remember that I looked down at my potbelly, felt a pang of self-hatred, and then got back to the business of eating Fritos, my preferred after-school snack. This has all been a roundabout way of arriving to my point: Do those American Apparel pics ever get a little too realistic for your tastes? I mean, potbellies are one thing. But rough butt is an entirely other.
Author: Christy DeSmith
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Groomzillas?
A former Star Tribune scribe got mention in the NY gossip rags last week, but they didn’t bat an eye at the mere mention of John Habich. Why? Well, because Habich is betrothed to the writer/pharmaceutical heir Andrew Solomon, of course. Their wedding site, while ambiguous about the date of the actual affair, offers an enticing glimpse of how the upper-crust hitch. It includes a somewhat modest gift registry as well an amusing passage about preferred wedding attire.
My contact with Habich (a former Strib senior cultural editor, now at Newsday) was fairly minimal while he was in town. I was working at a mid-sized theater company back then. The only detail I recall is that of his NYC cell phone number. In any case, with all the bad news that’s been circulating about reporters and writers as of late, it’s good to see one that made good. Or at least is marrying well.
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Threadster Tip-offs
The ole head’s currently buried in the sands of yet another production week, as we at Rake Media Worldwide put the finishing touches on our July issue. But check this happenin’ event: Uptown’s Cliche boutique is celebrating a three-year anniversary with a fashion show tomorrow night (Thursday). But take heed, my fellow threadsters: This event’s at the Varsity Theater, not the store. I’m inclined to nickname the affair Voltage: Fashion Rewound, as some of these designers are straight from the Voltage runway: Red Shoe Clothing Co., Annie Larson, Laura Fulk, Peloria, and Kjurek Couture.
Oh, and lookit! (Or pay attention, in any case, since I do not have a link to provide … ) Blu Dot is having a warehouse sale this Saturday! Too bad they don’t make any decent filing cabinets; if they did, I’d gladly be among those lining up. Important note, shoppers: The sale’s open just 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., and the place is bound to be bananas. Brave souls, you can find the sale at 3236 NE California St., Mpls. Should you have any questions, give a ring to Bludot headquarters at 612-782-1844.
Update!
From: Medora Danz
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:55 PM
To: Christy DeSmith
Subject: Blu Dot Warehouse SaleHello Christy –
Thank you for including our warehouse sale info in Hook & Eye. We appreciate the shout out.
Blu Dot does make a few filing cabinets, all of which are certainly decent. Several of the Series 11 pedestal and lateral file cabinets will be included in the sale at significant (rock bottom) discount. Check them out on our website – perhaps they will prove tempting.
Sincere Thanks + Best Regards – Medora
So, maybe I will crowbar myself in after all.
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Weekend shopping notes
One of my favorite stores on the whole planet (or at least in the general vicinity of this geocode) is having a vintage sale this weekend. At Fashion Avenue (4936 France Ave. S., Edina), I’ve found magenta leather boolets from the ’80s, an ultra-long Cynthia Rowley dress, and countless other fashionable items. Important note: The weekend’s sale is not at FA, but at Belleson’s (3908 W. 50th St., Edina). Check the teaser that is this sale’s Craig’s List post!
That wheezing sound you now hear? That’s just me hyperventilating …
And for my hipster friends: the Red Stag NE Block Party (Saturday) promises to have a flea market flowing with all sorts of finds from local artisans (including some clothes by Eireann Lorsung, who was featured, as a poet, in our June issue). There’ll also be a fine lineup of regional rockers: Low, Prudence Johnson, Chooglin’, and MC/VL. This party celebrates the pending opening of the new Red Stag Supper Club, brought to of us by Kim Bartmann (you know her from Barbette and Bryant Lake Bowl).
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Throwback Gowns
If RetroRama was any indication, there’ll be about a gazillion people wearing pill box hats at this weekend’s Antique and Vintage Clothing event. Trouble is there’s a six-dollar cover to get into the thing. But you can save a whopping buck if you come dressed in vintage. From what I understand, this is one of the few quality forums for local women to see, touch, and buy vintage couture–which is very hot; you might’ve noticed if you’d scoped the tabloids. Of course, you’re not going to find any vintage Balenciaga (right), as the starlets are eating all that shit up.
Just for fun, here’s some vintage couture online.
But I’m an ogler, not a buyer. I could be missing something.
Carry on.
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David Bowie for Target (not really … )
Just dropping in to leave an amusing little press release from Target Corp … (Am I the only one who finds this amusing?) Also, I apologize for posting press releases. It’s just that I’ve been drowning in the minutiae of producing a magazine. So there you have it. And here you go:
Target Announces Bowie by Keanan Duffty for Target Collection
Inspired by rock legend David Bowie, Keanan Duffty creates limited-edition collection
Target announces the new Bowie by Keanan Duffty for Target Collection for men. British designer Keanan Duffty designed the line, drawing inspiration from rock ‘n’ roll legend David Bowie, who has long been a fan of Duffty’s rock-inspired fashion designs. The collection of men’s items, including tuxedo jackets, jeans, dress shirts and rocker tees, launches on October 15, 2007, and is available through December 24, 2007 at most Target stores and online at Target.com.
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Hot Damn! Prince's In-Store Performance at Macy's
According to the press release I just received from Macy’s:
Macy’s North and Revelations Perfume and Cosmetics, marketers of Prince’s upcoming fragrance 3121, today announced an exclusive opportunity for 1,400 fans to see Prince perform in his hometown of Minneapolis at Macy’s downtown flagship store on 07/07/07. Fans will receive a once-in-a-lifetime xclusive [sic] 3121 party with an unprecedented “Ultimate Prince Xperience.”
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The “Ultimate Prince Xperience” package is a comprehensive assortment of all things Purple and will go on sale in-store only on 06/01/07 at Macy’s Minneapolis at 10am in the cosmetics department on the first floor. The sale will continue at Macy’s at the Guest Service Center on the 5th floor on 06/02/07 if tickets remain. Total price $250 plus service fees and tax.
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Barbarella
This irreverent modern dance production is inspired by Jean-Claude Forest’s cheeky ’60s comic strip Barbarella. But it’s more closely related to the 1968 sci-fi movie Forest’s book inspired. Just as Jane Fonda did in that movie version, Dolls dancer Heather Cadigan gets things started with a zero-gravity striptease. In this instance, however, the achievement owes more to the performer’s limberness than to primitive, mid-century F/X. From there on out, the intergalactic mission finds Cadigan shimmying and wall-dancing in little more than her go-go boots. (Rumors that Cadigan would don something akin to Fonda’s famous see-through plastic breastplate couldn’t be confirmed.) Of course, the Dolls’ artistic director Myron Johnson couldn’t resist the temptation to inject Barbarella with some twenty-first-century-style modernity. He keeps his comments on media, women, and war on the slight side, but shamelessly mashes the film’s bubblegum score with P. Diddy and Christina Aguilera. 345 13th Ave. N., Minneapolis; 612-436-1129; www.balletofthedolls.org
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Words Before Music
Climbing aboard a stool plucked from the 7th Street Entry’s barroom, local poet Éireann Lorsung offered a self-introduction. “I don’t know if you’ll believe this, but I’ve never opened for a band before.” Peering through a red fog of stage light at a small but enthusiastic crowd, the prim and somewhat elfin-looking twenty-six-year-old added, “I’ve never read in the dark before either.”
As she began to read poems, some from her debut book, Music for Landing Planes By, published in February by Milkweed Editions, her face became frozen in a tight smile. She enunciated crisply, stretching the occasional “o” and clipping a consonant every now and again, betraying her native Minnesota accent. The crowd clapped heartily at the end of her first poem, “Neighborhood 2,” a remembrance of shopping as a girl at a Russian grocery and fabric store with her mother.
“No, no, no, no. Maybe when it’s done—if you want to,” she blurted, waving her arm elbow to wrist.
The applause bore on, however. And a few poems later, Lorsung acknowledged, “Oh, the clapping does fill the empty space. I go to all these readings and we don’t clap.” Earnestly, she posed a question of her audience: “Do you clap between songs?” Realizing she had revealed a certain uncoolness about herself, she added, “I go to a lot of concerts, you can tell.”
The unlikely chain of events that led Lorsung to read her delicate works in this dungeon-like venue began earlier this year when St. Paul-based singer and songwriter Ben Weaver discovered her book, before it was even released, while considering printshops for his own just-published collection of poetry, Hand-Me-Downs Can Be Haunted. Lorsung’s book was given as a work sample. “I don’t know; I just read stuff and know whether I like it,” said Weaver, an avid reader and writer who favors the late Mississippi author Larry Brown as well as contemporary performing artist-filmmaker-writer Miranda July. Music for Landing Planes By is rather a playful, optimistic book, rich with appreciative passages about babies, birds, and ex-boyfriends. The book has a way of nudging forth a reader’s sense of wonder at the natural world. These themes struck a chord with Weaver.And so the celebrated twenty-seven-year-old troubadour, who vaguely resembles an unshaven teddy bear, began sending Lorsung compliments and other encouraging missives. While she was teaching in France last year, he suggested, via email, that she stop by the Rex, a Parisian dance club. He mailed her a copy of his fifth and latest CD, Paper Sky. In the end, Weaver invited Lorsung to be an opening act at his CD release concert at the Entry on May 11.
The two met in person for the first time a few weeks before the show. It was a sunny morning in late April at Java Jack’s coffeehouse in South Minneapolis. “When I saw your CD, I knew why you liked my book,” Lorsung chirped, referring to the minimalist line-drawing of a pastel flock of circling birds that graces Weaver’s album cover (by UK artist Becky Blair). Even the casual reader/listener would be hard-pressed to miss how closely the album art aligns with prominent themes from Lorsung’s book—most notably, her description of “marshlands full of birds.”
Weaver concurred. “You know, when my mom read your book, she said, ‘It’s really funny, she has a lot of the same images you have on your record.’” Liken Weaver’s lyric, “a child trailing a finger in the water over the end of a boat,” for example, to this line from Lorsung: “touch the end of salt pond with a finger.” The CD and book also share fascinations with floating, flying, blood, and guts.
“I feel like this is the Postal Service or the Bright Eyes of poetry,” Lorsung said, comparing her writing to the lyrics of these popular indie bands. “I wanted this to be really specific to the aesthetic of this time.” With that, the two began bandying descriptions of a shared aesthetic that defines these times—for them and also for a whole, not-so-jaded generation of twenty-something artists.
“It’s sort of self-deprecating,” offered Weaver.
“It’s dry,” said Lorsung. “And I’m tired of irony. I’m earnest. I mean to be earnest. I would like to write things that make promises. I would like to write things that make people fall in love and make people happy.”
Weaver spat out the names of his least favorite writers: Dave Eggers and David Foster Wallace. “These are people I can’t stand,” he said.
“Yes, thank you!” cried Lorsung. “I think there’s a place for intellect but not that pooh-poohs everything.”
Now, about the small matter of opening his rock show: “Can I get a stool?” asked Lorsung. “I just don’t like standing up.”
When her reading at the Entry was finished, Lorsung was treated to an intimate, high-quality rock show. Weaver and his band bowed, strummed, and crooned their way through an introspective set of world-weary, vivid country-rock songs.
“I want to thank Éireann Lorsung for reading tonight,” said Weaver in his graveled yet gentle Leonard Cohen-like burr. “She says she likes the banjo. And so I’m going to play this song for her.” With that, he serenaded all present with the banjo-rich lament “Rain Leaves Smoke,” a song with the fitting lyric about a friend that “needs a fire to burn things back to pure.”
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Bo Peep Chic
This year’s warm-weather looks are characterized by something that hasn’t been seen in a while: full frontal fabric. Or, at the very least, covered-up biceps, cleavage, and tummies, which had been laid bare by the tanks and slip dresses of previous seasons. But whatever the comforts and flaw-disguising advantages of these fashions, they also bear, for many, a significant downside: the sheer amount of lace, ruffles, and bows as embellishments. Indeed, some of the dresses paraded down runways could have been mistaken for extra-large christening gowns.
Fashion writers at The New York Times and Washington Post penned screeds on the trend, accusing designers of, once again, infantilizing adult women. (The fact that this new generation of dresses comes in an array of bright, girlish patterns only bolstered their argument.) Others welcome the baby-doll and potato-sack dresses as much-needed, even merciful alternatives to the clingy knits and spaghetti straps that had ruled of late. But take heed, Ms. Pear Shapes: breasts and potbellies may be getting a reprieve, but all eyes are now on the legs; the hems of many dresses this year ride precariously high on the thigh. However, the modest (not to mention practical) Midwestern woman looks right past all the frippery and its attendant controversy. Faced with an inordinately high hemline, she simply pulls on pants.