Author: Jeremy Iggers

  • SerenTori: Laotian, Vietnamese, Thai and More

    I was by myself the other day when I stopped in for lunch at
    SerenTori restaurant, 5748 34th Ave., Minneapolis, so I could only
    try one dish, which made it kind of a tough choice. The $6.95 lunch specials
    didn’t sound that appealing – they’re mostly Chinese take-out classics like
    Sesame Chicken, Egg Foo Young, and Mongolian Beef (all come with fried rice and
    choice of egg roll or cream cheese wonton).

    But the rest of the menu sounded much more interesting: Thai
    tom yum, Vietnamese Canh Chua soup with pineapple and okra, Nam Pik Pao beef
    salad, Ban Xeo (a Vietnamese pancake stuffed with pork, shrimp and vegetables,
    two for $7.95), pad Thai, and lots more. The American favorites section offers
    burgers, halibut and chips, chicken wing basket, Chicago dog basket, shrimp
    basket and more, served with fries, cole slaw and a can of pop, mostly for
    $8.95 or less.

    I opted for the Lao Gang Som ($7.95 with chicken, $10.95
    with catfish), a mild but very tasty Laotion cousin of Thai tom yum soup,
    flavored with tomato, green onions, kaffir lime leaf, Thai basil and lime
    juice.There’s a lot more on the menu that I would like to try, including the Four Regions Sampler, a chef’s choice of authentic dishes from Laos, Thai,
    Vietnamese and Chinese ($29.95 for four) and the Vientiane Street-Side Meal with beef jerky or roast hen (half), papaya salad and sticky rice ($16.95). (The menu also mentions lunch and dinner buffet, but these are not available during the summer.)

    The chef, Jee Soulisak-Hoang is from Laos, and her husband and co-owner
    Hoa is Vietnamese, which helps explain the multi-cultural menu. I wondered
    whether the restaurant’s name meant something in Lao, but Jee explained that it’s
    the names of her two daughters, Serenity, 4, and Satori, 3.

    SerenTori will have a booth at the Hmong Arts Festival,
    Saturday, August 16, 2008 from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. at the Western Sculpture Park on
    Marion Street in Saint Paul, serving Pho (Vietnamese beef noodle soup), fried
    rice, beef salad and fresh spring rolls.

    SerenTori Restaurant, 5748 34th Av., Minneapolis, 612-726-9034.

     

     

  • Pizza Farm

    Pizza Farm ovens

    About 50 years ago, the BBC broadcast an April Fools report
    about the annual spaghetti harvest in Switzerland, and got hundreds of
    inquiries from viewers who wanted to know where they could buy their own
    spaghetti trees.

    Really.

    So just to be clear on this – the pizzas at the Pizza Farm,
    (real name: A to Z Produce & Bakery) just outside Stockholm, Wisconsin, don’t grow on trees. But once a week on Tuesdays, the
    owners crank up the two big wood-burning ovens, and make delicious pizzas to
    order ($23-$25), generously topped with a variety of fresh vegetables from the farm – everything
    from an Italian Garden pizza with roasted fennel, Swiss chard, bottle onions,
    sweet peppers, fresh tomatoes, basil and mozzarella– to a pie topped with
    Italian sausage (from "happy pigs") tomato sauce, onion and mozzarella.

    pizza

    pizza boardTo get to the Pizza
    Farm, you drive through Stockholm, and then turn on one country
    road, and then another, go past about three cemeteries and a little country
    church, and then there you are, in the middle of nowhere. (For a map, click here.) But it’s not exactly
    a well-kept secret. We arrived early to beat the crowds, and by the time we
    showed up – 5:15 or so – there were more than a dozen guests with tables and
    blankets spread out across the farm yard.
    By the time we left, the place was packed, and there was a long line of
    cars along the road leading to the farm.

    It’s a fun place for kids – out back behind the farm, there
    are a few cows, a couple of goats, and a few sheep, plus a coop with a mother
    hen and a brood of chicks, and a few cats that wander among the picnickers
    scrounging for scraps.

    The pizza farm folks only sell pizza, and loaves of bread,
    so if you want anything else, like wine, beer, cups or glasses, you bring it yourself.

    A to Z Produce & Bakery, N2956 Anker Lane, Stockholm, WI , 715-448-4802. Pizzas on Tuesdays only.

  • The Favor Cafe: Miami Vice to Southern Fried

    It’s a scene enough to bring tears to a restaurant owner’s eyes. As
    we dined Friday night at the new Favor Café (the former Restaurant Miami), 913 W. Lake St., one party after another walked in the door – mostly young women
    dressed for a night of partying. Some of them sat down at tables, while others
    headed straight for the bar. And each time, the owner or a waiter had to inform them
    that, even though there was a well-stocked bar in plain sight, they could not
    order a drink – the restaurant is still waiting for its liquor license. (Our
    waiter said he hoped it would arrive in a week or two.)

    And each party then turned around and walked out the door.

    The food is traditional soul food and Cajun-Creole fare –
    fried chicken, fried catfish, seafood gumbo, po’boys stuffed with catfish or
    shrimp; salads topped with Cajun shrimp or chicken, plus chcken wings, hot
    dogs, a cheeseburger, and various deep-fried items – zucchini sticks, onion
    rings, French fries, hush puppies.

    fried chicken

    My Southern fried chicken dinner wasn’t bad – the chicken was deep-fried instead of
    skillet fried, and some pieces were meatier than others, but the flavor was
    good, and the accompaniments were classics: collard greens, candied yams and
    macaroni and cheese. If you like traditional American plain cooking, you’ll
    probably like the Favor Café. We were disappointed, though, with the Creole
    shrimp salad – the lightly breaded shrimp were plump and tasty, but there was
    no trace of any seasoning beyond salt, and the salad consisted of iceberg
    lettuce, sliced tomatoes and shredded American cheese.

    Favor Café also offers an all-you-can-eat Sunday brunch with
    live music for $18.95, including cooked-to-order omelets, catfish, fried
    chicken, turkey sausage, and biscuits and gravy.

    The old Miami Vice pastel blue and pink color scheme is
    still in place, but the walls are now hung with Afrocentric art, and the 80s
    disco sound track has been replaced by mellow R&B tracks from the same era.

    The previous owner sold the restaurant after he ran into trouble
    with liquor license violations, but I hope this won’t delay the new owners getting a license; they are likely to have a hard time making it on food sales alone.

  • White Bear Thai, Fun Times at Victor's, Wine Classes at Dancing Ganesha

    Notes
    From the (e) Mailbag:

    Subject:
    Ban Thai.

    "I went to the most wonderful Thai restaurant
    in White Bear Lake last night," wrote Julia Barton recently. "I live in White
    Bear Lake and I found out it’s been open and I’d never even heard of the
    place. I talked to the waiter/husband of the chef/owner and he was
    telling us that the restaurant has received the Thai Select award from the Thai
    government that certifies the food, hospitality and atmosphere is
    authentic…They said they’ve never been reviewed. I know I sound
    like I’m advertising for them but I’m really not. I was just
    amazed at how good the food was. I’m a former chef and love finding
    places where the chefs care about their food. They have a website http://www.banthaionline.com/ if
    you’re interested."

    I
    plan to check it out soon, but if any readers get there before I do, please
    drop me a note (Iggers@rakemag.com) and
    tell me about it, or just post a comment on this blog.

     

    Subject: Viva Victor’s! 

    "We
    kicked off the summer with a visit from the Food Network!" reports Niki Stavrou
    of Victor’s 1959 Café. "You may be familiar with the show called Diner’s
    Drive-Ins and Dives
    , hosted by Guy Fieri. Well, he visited and cooked
    with us at Victor’s 1959 Cafe back in early June and our episode will air some
    time in September. I’ll be sure to let you know when I learn the exact
    date so you can watch! …

    We
    have also started a happy hour with drink specials from 4:30pm-6:30pm Tuesdays
    – Saturdays. We feature a different red, white and rosé by the glass each
    week so you can try some different wines for $4 a glass, or beer for
    $3 a bottle, or a tropical mimosa for $4. We also are featuring a
    special bottle of rosé at half price during happy hour. I’m on a bit of a
    personal campaign for rosé wines this summer. My motto is DON’T BE AFRAID
    OF PINK WINE!!

    Also,
    we are now open on Mondays for breakfast and lunch. We haven’t changed
    the sign yet so I wanted you to know. Our hours now are: Sunday and
    Monday 8am-2pm; Tuesday thru Saturday 7am-2:30pm and
    4:30pm-9pm.

    We
    have a Bombazo scheduled for Tuesday August 19th at 6pm. This will be a
    fun music and dance event and a portion of the dinner sales that evening will
    go to El Arco Iris, to help them continue their work with Caribbean dance
    education and performance. I’ll send more info about that soon, but you
    might want to mark your calendar now!

    Last
    but not least, we have a dinner special for Friday and Saturday night this
    week. It’s called Potajé and is red beans cooked with Spanish chorizo,
    smoked ham, potatoes – it’s a savory, hearty red bean dish served with white
    rice and plantains, accompanied by our ensalada completa on the side, for only
    $11. Make your reservations now!

    Victor’s 1959 Cafe, 3756 Grand Ave. S., Minneapolis, 612-827-8948

     

    Subject: Get Beyond Winey.

    Cathy
    Simonson, former owner of Willie’s Wine Bar, reports that she is now teaching
    wine classes at the new Indian restaurant, Dancing Ganesha, that occupies the
    space at 1100 Harmon Place, Minneapolis, where Willie’s once operated. We had a mediocre dining experience at
    Dancing Ganesha when we visited recently, but the next two
    classes combine wine tasting with Indian appetizers, so you probably can’t go
    too far wrong.

    Aug
    3: Get
    Beyond Winey 102: Everything That Really Matters About Wine But You Were
    Afraid to Ask. Indian Appetizers. 1:00 p.m. $45

    August
    10: Get Beyond Winey 101: How To Be a Wine
    Snob. Indian appetizers. 1:00 p.m. $45.

    Get Beyond Winey 102 is repeated on August 17, with appetizers only, for $45, and Get Beyond Winey 101 is offered again on August 24, with a full Indian dinner for $59.

    To sign up, send Cathy an email at GetBeyondWiney@comcast.net.

  • Naked Bones at the Brickhouse BBQ

    As I get older and balder, I have come to appreciate the t-shirt legend that proclaims, "Only a few heads are perfect – the rest are covered with hair." Something similar is true of barbecued ribs – the best way to serve mediocre ribs is smothered in sauce – but to serve ribs naked, they have to be done just about perfectly.

    North Minneapolis has been home to a lot of great barbecue
    joints over the years – Amos & Amos, Levy’s, and others that came and went
    so quickly that I can’t remember their names. The half-life of restaurants in
    north Minneapolis seems to be a matter of months, so if you want to try the
    terrific ribs at the Brickhouse BBQ, 4330 N. Lyndale, you probably should go
    sooner rather than later. There’s not much in the way of ambience, but at good barbecue joints there never is.

    The Brickhouse opened about a month ago and the grand
    opening pennants are still fluttering outside, but the place doesn’t seem to be
    getting much of a new restaurant buzz. I stopped in last night around 7:30 for
    the rib and chicken combo, and for the whole time I was there, only three
    customers walked in the door – and they seemed to be friends of the owners.

    It’s a family operation – Brad Bigger, his wife Blanca and
    their son Franklin Zumba-Deleg all share the cooking duties, while daughter
    Karina Zumba-Deleg works the front of the house. A note on the menu mentioned
    that the cooks have 45 years of cooking experience between them. The Biggers
    asked me not to mention their previous employer by name, but it’s one of the
    oldest and best barbecue restaurants in the Twin Cities – a market leader, you
    might say – and it’s famous for serving its bones naked – with sauce on the
    side.

    The Brickhouse ribs are served the same way, but rubbed with
    a spice blend before cooking. You have to be a pretty good and confident cook
    to serve ribs naked – a pool of sauce can cover a multitude of sins, and make
    up for a lack of flavor if the ribs have been parboiled to speed up the cooking
    time. These were firm and meaty and full of flavor, with just a hint of smoke –
    Brad Bigger says he uses oak and hickory chunks in his smoker, and occasionally
    adds a little maple or mesquite. The barbecued chicken was also quite good –
    meaty and not too dry.

    The homemade sauce ("a special recipe I don’t give out
    to anybody") was a perfect accompaniment – tangy, and not too sweet – but it added to the flavor of the meat, it didn’t cover it up. My combo
    of half a chicken and three pork ribs cost $16.95, including coleslaw, Texas
    toast and fries.

    There is a lot more on the menu that I would like to try,
    including the beef ribs (Bigger says his customers call them the Flintstone
    bones), the ribeye steak dinner ($16.95-$21.95), and the barbecue beef brisket
    sandwich ($7.95 with salad or coleslaw and fries.)

    The Brickhouse is open daily for breakfast, and offers an
    $8.95 breakfast buffet from 8 to 12 on weekends.

  • Outdoor Dining: Old Favorites, New Finds

    My how time flies. It is almost August, the days are getting
    shorter, and the evenings of patio dining will soon be a distant memory. I
    still haven’t made it back to my all-time favorite outdoor dining spot, the
    patio at the Black Forest Inn, for a mug of Pilsner Urquell, a pair of bratwurst
    with sauerkraut and potato salad, and a big slice of Apfelstrudel. Speaking of which, next Sunday, August 3, the Black Forest will be celebrating National Bratwurst Day (who knew?) with brat specials, brat prizes, and a special bratwurst day menu cover contest. Accordionist Mark Stillman will play from 6:30 to 9 p.m., which make it worth the trip even if you are a vegetarian.

    But there are more outdoor options than ever these days,
    including several of my favorite Asian restaurants. Jasmine 26 at 26th and Nicollet has a few
    sidewalk tables – and a great all-day drink special: your choice of Kirin or Sapporo tap beer, or a glass of Lizard Flats chardonnay or cabernet-merlot blend for $3.

    Tin Fish also ranks pretty high on my list of favorites – the seafood is fresh, prices are very
    reasonable, and the view overlooking Lake Calhoun is one of those
    quintessential summer experiences. Seafood prices have crept up over the years,
    but you can still get a fried cod taco for $3.95, or a mini-tin fish sandwichsoft shell crab sandwich for $2.75.

    The view isn’t quite as scenic at
    Minneapolis’s other seafood restaurant in a park concession stand, the Sea Salt
    Eatery
    at Minnehaha Falls, but the food is just as good, and the menu is just a
    bit more adventuresome, with offerings like a Thai yellow shrimp curry soup or a crawfish etouffe. And if you walk a few feet from the tables, you get a lovely view of the Falls.

    My favorite Indian (actually Indian/Tibetan/Nepali) place
    these days is the Namaste Café, 2512 Hennepin Ave. S., which offers both a shaded porch and a terraced
    front patio. I am absolutely addicted to one of their appetizers, the paapri
    chaat, a street snack concocted of crunchy chips, chickpeas, yogurt, potatoes,
    tamarind chutney, onions, tomatoes, cilantro and more. They also have a great selection of teas and chai – from the family tea plantation in Nepal, as well as wine and beer.

    Right next door, duplex has followed suite with its own
    patio. I stopped by for brunch this morning – the Argentine chorizo hash with
    poached eggs and tomato béarnaise ($9.49) was no great shakes, but the crab
    scramble with cream cheese and orange crème fraiche ($8.99) was delicious, and I would gladly go back to
    try some of the items on their dinner menu, like the house made fettucine with chicken confit, pancetta, shiitake mushrooms,
    capers, and thyme, ($13.99).

  • Gandhi Mahal – In Pictures

    The first time I visited Gandhi Mahal, the new Indian
    restaurant at 27th and E. Lake St., was before it was actually open
    for business. I introduced myself to the owner, which seemed like the right
    thing to do at the time, since I wasn’t reviewing the place, and I wanted to
    ask a lot of questions.

    But it was a case of Not Thinking Ahead, since I should have
    predicted what would happen the next time I visited the restaurant, a few days
    after it opened. The owner greeted me with an effusive welcome, and proceeded –
    with the best of intentions – to send one dish after another to my table. This
    created the kind of dilemma I try to avoid: I still believe in paying for my
    meals, even though I no longer have a lavish expense account – or any expense account, actually. I didn’t
    want to be rude, so I insisted on paying for a lot of food I hadn’t
    ordered. And I took a lot of pictures.

    non-veg thali at Gandhi Mahal

    When I went back with some friends yesterday to sample the
    lunch buffet, the same thing happened again, but this time the owner insisted
    that he just wanted to show me some of the new dishes on the menu. Since the
    platters didn’t arrive until after we had finished our lunch, I didn’t sample
    the dishes, but just took some more photos.

    At any rate, based on what I have sampled so far, my verdict
    on Gandhi Mahal is mixed, but there are a couple of options on the menu that make it definitely worth a visit.

    The owner is trying to create an image for Gandhi Mahal that
    sets it apart from the many other Indian restaurants in town that all serve the
    same three-pot repertoire of rogan josh and chicken tikka masala, etc.– but the efforts aren’t entirely successful. The names of some of the dishes are
    a bit more elaborate, but much of the menu is basically that same stuff you get
    everyplace else.

    On the plus side, they have done a very nice job remodeling
    the space, which is now adorned with Indian arts and crafts, and a lot of
    photos of Mahatma Gandhi. The menu finesses the fact that Gandhi was a strict
    vegetarian by noting that portions of the menu are dedicated to "a strict
    Gandhian diet" – which, translated into English, means that, just like every
    other Indian restaurant in town, they have some vegetarian dishes on the menu –
    but not as many as some of other local curry houses.

    I wasn’t impressed
    with the lunch buffet – at $9.99, it’s more expensive than most, and the
    quality and variety were only average. But the individual entrée items I
    sampled were actually quite good – including a shrimp coconut curry ($17), and
    (if I remember correctly), chicken tikka masala ($12) and lamb korma ($14).

    entree sampler

    One thing I really like about Gandhi Mahal is the entrée
    sampler – you get to choose sample portions of up to six different entrees (the
    selection varies from day to day) – for only $3 for the first sample, with
    rice, and $2 for each additional sample. The portion sizes seemed generous, and
    it’s a good way to explore a variety of dishes. The appetizer sampler is also a
    good deal – five different appetizer for $5.

  • The Naschmarkt: Vienna's Outdoor Market

    "Probieren Sie mal, Herr Professor," says the guy behind the counter at the market stall, as he holds out a freshly fried felafel ball. "Have a taste." (I guess the beard and glasses make me look like a Herr Professor.) A few feet away, another vendor holds out a green olive on a toothpick. Strolling through the Naschmarkt, Vienna’s open air market, is like running a gastronomic gauntlet. The market stretches out for about a mile through the
    heart of the city, with scores of vendors on either side of narrow pedestrian
    walkways.

    Naschmarket Vegematic guy

    On loan from the Minnesota State Fair: The Vegematic guy!

    Most of the fruit and vegetable vendors seem to be Turkish, but you
    can also find bakeries, cheese shops, wine merchants, doner kebab vendors,
    Oriental markets, and stalls offering everything from artisan vinegars to fresh
    pasta, fish, meat and sausage. There are also a lot of little cafes in the
    Naschmarkt, offering everything from traditional Austrian Wienerschnitzel and brathaendl (roasted chicken) to palatschinken (crepes) to Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine.

    **Click here for more pictures from the market and take a look at the video (below).**

     

  • Vienna: A lot more than just Wienerschnitzel

    Zum Alten Fassl, a typical Viennese tavern-restaurant. Image from Zum Alten Fassl website.

    Greetings from Vienna, one of the great food cities of the
    world. Americans may lump Austrian cuisine together with German cooking, but
    Vienna has its own distinctive cuisine, and it’s a lot better and more
    interesting than German cooking. In part, this might be because the Austrians
    are Catholics, and the Germans – or at
    least the northern Germans – tend to be Protestants. The farther south you go
    in Germany, the more Catholic it is, and the better the cuisine. I have a whole
    theory about this, that I will have to save for another time.

    Wienerschnitzel

    photo by Kobako, used under Creative Commons license.

    At any rate, there’s a lot more to Viennese cuisine than Wienerschnitzel
    and Wiener wurstchen, (hot dogs, not to be confused with wiener dogs.) The classic Wienerschnitzel is made from
    veal, and is actually an adaptation of Italian veal scallopine, but most Wienerschnitzels in Vienna nowadays are made from pork, followed by chicken or
    turkey. A proper Wienerschnitzel is supposed to be pounded very thin, breaded
    in egg, flour and breadcrumbs, and then pan-fried. Done right, a
    Wienerschnitzel should be so un-greasy that you could sit down on it, if you
    were so inclined, and not get grease stains on your pants. Wienerschnitzel is
    about as ubiquitous in Viennese restaurants as hamburgers are on Twin Cities
    menus – even Turkish and Italian restaurants seem to feel the need to offer a
    schnitzel for less adventuresome diners. Another popular variation is the
    schnitzel semmel, a chicken or pork schnitzel on a bun, which has a strong
    resemblance to the classic Minnesota pork tenderloin sandwich.

    Vienna is the former capital of the
    Austro-Hungarian empire, which made it a cultural crossroads for centuries –
    and besides, emperors usually like to eat well, and tend to do a lot of
    high-end entertaining. Today, Vienna is still a crossroads – you can hear
    dozens of languages on the streets, and find restaurants serving practically
    every cuisine in the world. Thanks to an influx of Turkish immigrant "guest
    workers" starting in the 60s, the most popular street food in Vienna is the
    doner kebab, the Turkish cousin of the gyros sandwich, sold on practically
    every street corner for about $5. Pizzerias are nearly as popular.

    Tafelspitz

    Last night, I took my son and his girlfriend out to Zum Alten Fassl, a
    typical Viennese beisl (tavern-restaurant), for some traditional Viennese
    cooking – he had Zwiebelrostbraten, roast beef with crispy fried onions, and I ordered one of the classics, Tafelspitz, tender boiled beef in beef broth, served with carrots, parsnips, applesauce and creamy horseradish sauce (it’s a lot better than it sounds), all washed down with local Gosser beer.

     

     

     

  • Gastronomy in Germany? Ja, Sicher!

    photo: diners in Bad Lauterberg listen to the bawdy stories of Fra Davolo

    Goettingen, Germany. Most people don’t come to this German university
    town in search of great cuisine, and I didn’t either. I came because my father
    is recovering from quintuple bypass surgery at a clinic near here.

    Everything you have heard about prices in Europe is true,
    mostly. I pulled off the Autobahn to get a quick bite at a rest stop, and spent
    $4 for a bottle of water (same price for soda pop), and $4.50 for the German
    equivalent of a hot dog. (Of course, this was a much bigger and better hot dog
    than you get at SuperAmerica for $1.39, but still…)

    For a town of 130,000 or so, Goettingen has a pretty
    impressive selection of restaurants. You name it, they’ve got it – Thai, Greek,
    Italian, Indian, Turkish, Middle Eastern, Chinese, etc. About the only cuisine that’s
    hard to find here is German. This part of Germany has never been known for great food, and the local populace has eagerly embraced foreign cuisines.

    My first night in town, my mother and I headed to what we
    are told is the best restaurant in Goettingen, the Gauss-Keller, on a hot
    tip: They offer a late-night three course menu for 18 Euros (about $28,
    including tax), including a glass of Bordeaux, a bottle of mineral water, and a
    cup of espresso. This turns out to be a truly great meal, and an amazing value,
    since their regular prix-fixe menus range from $59 for three courses to around
    $89 for five.

    It’s actually four courses – if you count the
    appetizer-sized amuse bouche of chicken pate, served with a marinated cherry
    compote and herb infused oil. The courses are simple but ample: a salad of
    field greens; Serrano ham and melon; followed by a main course of maultaschen,
    the German version of ravioli, stuffed with minced beef and bathed in a rich
    mushroom sauce accented with chanterelles. The dessert was a strawberry
    pannacotta, accompanied by a house-made strawberry sorbet and fresh
    strawberries. The after-dinner espresso arrived with a little plate of tiny
    sweets, and when the bill arrives, it is accompanied by a pair of tiny white
    chocolate truffles.

     

    The next morning, before visiting my father at the rehab
    center, we strolled the Goettingen farmers’ market, which offers a great
    selection of local fresh fruit and vegetables, plus stalls and wagons selling a
    big selection of cheeses, meats, olives, etc.

    Bawdy tales: The next night’s dinner was a journey from the sublime to
    the ridiculous– a special outing organized for cardiac patients and their
    families to a nearby café (in the resort town of Bad Lauterberg), for a Tuscan
    theme dinner, organized around the fictional adventures of a Tuscan monk named
    Fra Bartolo. About 40 people sat around a U-shaped table garnished with
    abundant tomatoes, heads of iceberg lettuce, red and green peppers, parsley,
    onions and other seasonal veggies, plus what seemed to be an unlimited supply
    of cheap but decent Italian wine.

    The first course was a do-it-yourself salad, assembled from
    the table decorations, and dressed with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. The
    remaining courses were served by two waiters dressed as monks, in brown
    cassocks with white rope belts, and between courses one of the monks
    entertained the diners by reading ribald stories about Fra Bartolo’s
    adventures, gastronomic and amorous. Who says Germans don’t know how to have
    fun?

    The courses of penne
    tossed with ham and tomato, and roasted chicken cacciatore with mashed
    potatoes, and the dessert of semifreddo custard with Amaretto and biscotti were
    all only a notch or two above the Old Country Buffet caliber of volume cooking,
    but a good time was had by all. Cost for the whole extravaganza – a mere 10
    Euros, or $15.60, all-inclusive.