Author: rakemag

  • Mondovino

    Now that we’ve all been turned on to Pinot Noir thanks to Sideways, here’s a documentary to explain why that same film so brutally maligned Merlot. Mondovino is a two-hour-plus primer on the controversies and conspiracies that make up the deliciously lurid wine world, investigating the grapes and the growers, the winemakers and the wine sellers. Set on three continents and told in five languages, the film attempts to make sense of a business that is built on emotion, opinion, family, and a host of other altogether intangible values. Fascinating and often quite funny, Mondovino makes it clear that, terroir (loosely translated, the hallowed ground in which grapes grow) aside, what really matters when it comes to the character of a wine is the odd people behind each bottle. 612-825-6006; www.landmarktheatres.com

  • Jason Moran

    In the forty-eight years that Playboy has run an annual music poll, can you believe that only this year did it begin including a best jazz artist? That seems like a big oversight, considering that jazz makes an excellent backdrop for a little boot-knocking (as Playboy itself put it, the genre “holds a special spot in the Playboy lifestyle”). Naming Jason Moran to its top spot is a fine way to set things right. His restlessly innovative piano compositions combine technical virtuosity and a by-heart understanding of the jazz canon with motifs borrowed from hip-hop, funk, and electronic music. This month at Walker Art Center, Moran and his Bandwagon trio debut Milestone, a theatrical jazz suite inspired by art from the museum: works from Ellsworth Kelly, Robert Motherwell, Alice Neel, Louise Nevelson, and Adrian Piper. In particular, Piper’s photo-based The Mythic Being: I/You (Her) informs Moran’s composition, pushing his eclectic sound to new levels of experimentation. “There’s a lot of audio introduced in my music. The tape plays as another member of the band,” he says. “But it all works. We want people to take their seat belts off and trust that we’re gonna drive them to a safe place.” As for our little game, what if that place, for Moran, just happened to be a deserted island? As long as he could pack an extra-big pile of music–and fashion a generator from a coconut–it sounds like he’d do just fine.

    1. I’d have to bring my piano–the upright that I began on. My parents bought it when I was seven. My brother and I came home one day and there was this shiny new black Kawai piano with a red bow on it.

    2. Some pots–for cooking.

    3. A stereo, with speakers and amplifier.

    4. Music. Any Bach box set would last me til I died. That’s the root of a lot of music. I really don’t know Bach that well, so I think I could spend the rest of my life jumping in there. As far as jazz goes, I’ve listened to Thelonius Monk for so long that I can hear him playing in my head, so I don’t know that I’d bring his records. There’s this really obscure guy, Oscar Denard–I really don’t know how he’s doing what he’s does on piano. He has a genius way of combining traditional jazz piano chordal playing with phrases that are out of the ordinary. It gives you a great feeling of comfort and discomfort at the same time. I could get that sound into my brain for a few years. For hip-hop, I’d bring De La Soul, or something so lyrically potent that I could listen to it repeatedly, like Eric B Rakim’s Paid in Full. Or Public Enemy. Slum Village has beats and production that are just as rich as Count Basie’s music. In fact, I’d also get a box of just the beats or production by the producer J.D. from Detroit. That would give me someone to play with.

    5. I don’t know anything about this, but Adrian Piper is heavy, heavy, heavy into yoga. She’s the artist that I’ve based a lot of this work on for the Walker. If I could get a lesson before I left, and a couple of books, then my mind could get buff, and my body.

    Jason Moran and Bandwagon appear at Walker Art Center May 20 and 21 (www.walkerart.org; 612-375-7600).

  • An uncharacteristic pessimism

    The tone of Paul Krugman in this morning’s NY Times was the first in a long time in which Krugman seemed to give in to his pessimism that the current administration will ever do the right thing–economically or otherwise. As his colleague Bob Herbert so aptly described it today, we’re ruled by “small men committed to the concentration of big bucks in the hands of the fortunate few.” Krugman usually, in his editorials, manages to offer some constructive remedy. Today, he seems to have come to the conclusion that it’s too late. Sort of like W. H. Auden must have felt in 1939.

    For the historically impaired, September 1, 1939 was the first day of World War II.

    September 1, 1939
    W. H. Auden

    I sit in one of the dives
    On Fifty-second Street
    Uncertain and afraid
    As the clever hopes expire
    Of a low dishonest decade:
    Waves of anger and fear
    Circulate over the bright
    And darkened lands of the earth,
    Obsessing our private lives;
    The unmentionable odour of death
    Offends the September night.

    Accurate scholarship can
    Unearth the whole offence
    From Luther until now
    That has driven a culture mad,
    Find what occurred at Linz,
    What huge imago made
    A psychopathic god:
    I and the public know
    What all schoolchildren learn,
    Those to whom evil is done
    Do evil in return.

    Exiled Thucydides knew
    All that a speech can say
    About Democracy,
    And what dictators do,
    The elderly rubbish they talk
    To an apathetic grave;
    Analysed all in his book,
    The enlightenment driven away,
    The habit-forming pain,
    Mismanagement and grief:
    We must suffer them all again.

    Into this neutral air
    Where blind skyscrapers use
    Their full height to proclaim
    The strength of Collective Man,
    Each language pours its vain
    Competitive excuse:
    But who can live for long
    In an euphoric dream;
    Out of the mirror they stare,
    Imperialism’s face
    And the international wrong.

    Faces along the bar
    Cling to their average day:
    The lights must never go out,
    The music must always play,
    All the conventions conspire
    To make this fort assume
    The furniture of home;
    Lest we should see where we are,
    Lost in a haunted wood,
    Children afraid of the night
    Who have never been happy or good.

    The windiest militant trash
    Important Persons shout
    Is not so crude as our wish:
    What mad Nijinsky wrote
    About Diaghilev
    Is true of the normal heart;
    For the error bred in the bone
    Of each woman and each man
    Craves what it cannot have,
    Not universal love
    But to be loved alone.

    From the conservative dark
    Into the ethical life
    The dense commuters come,
    Repeating their morning vow;
    “I will be true to the wife,
    I’ll concentrate more on my work,”
    And helpless governors wake
    To resume their compulsory game:
    Who can release them now,
    Who can reach the deaf,
    Who can speak for the dumb?

    All I have is a voice
    To undo the folded lie,
    The romantic lie in the brain
    Of the sensual man-in-the-street
    And the lie of Authority
    Whose buildings grope the sky:
    There is no such thing as the State
    And no one exists alone;
    Hunger allows no choice
    To the citizen or the police;
    We must love one another or die.

    Defenceless under the night
    Our world in stupor lies;
    Yet, dotted everywhere,
    Ironic points of light
    Flash out wherever the Just
    Exchange their messages:
    May I, composed like them
    Of Eros and of dust,
    Beleaguered by the same
    Negation and despair,
    Show an affirming flame.

  • The Unkindest Cut

    Well, it’s tax day, and in deference to all those people cavorting around the capital, hoping to catch a glimpse of their heroes David Strom and Michele Bachmann, here’s the most painful poem I know. It must be what it feels like for all of them today, for which I can’t really say I’m sorry.

    Cut
    by Sylvia Plath

    What a thrill–
    My thumb instead of an onion,
    The top quite gone
    Except for a sort of a hinge

    Of skin,
    A flap like a hat,
    Dead white.
    Then that red plush.

    Little pilgrim,
    The Indian’s axed your scalp.
    Your turkey wattle
    Carpet rolls

    Straight from the heart.
    I step on it,
    Clutching my bottle
    Of pink fizz.

    A celebration, this is.
    Out of a gap
    A million soldiers run,
    Redcoats, every one.

    Whose side are they on?
    O my
    Homunculus, I am ill.
    I have taken a pill to kill

    The thin
    Papery feeling.
    Saboteur,
    Kamikaze man —

    The stain on your
    Gauze Ku Klux Klan
    Babushka
    Darkens and tarnishes and when

    The balled
    Pulp of your heart
    Confronts its small
    Mill of silence

    How you jump —
    Trepanned veteran,
    Dirty girl,
    Thumb stump.

  • View from the Stone Arch Bridge

    William Wordsworth – Composed Upon Westminster Bridge

    Earth has not anything to show more fair:
    Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
    A sight so touching in its majesty:
    This City now doth like a garment wear
    The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
    Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie
    Open unto the fields, and to the sky,
    All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.
    Never did the sun more beautifully steep
    In his first splendour, valley, rock, or hill;
    Ne’er saw I, never felt a calm so deep!
    The river glideth at his own sweet will:
    Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;
    And all that mighty heart is lying still!

    If you’ve ever got up early enough to take a walk along the river as the morning sun hits the Minneapolis skyline, you might have written something like this. That is, if you got up that early, took that walk, and had Wordsworth’s talent.

  • April is the cruellest month

    APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
    Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
    Memory and desire, stirring
    Dull roots with spring rain.
    Winter kept us warm, covering
    Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
    A little life with dried tubers.
    Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
    With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
    And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
    And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
    Bin gar keine Russin, stamm’ aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
    And when we were children, staying at the archduke’s,
    My cousin’s, he took me out on a sled,
    And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
    Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
    In the mountains, there you feel free.
    I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

    This is the first stanza of T.S. Eliot’s The Waste Land. If you like, and April hasn’t been too cruel to you, you can find the rest here.

  • Undressing Emily

    Taking Off Emily Dickinson’s Clothes
    by Billy Collins

    First, her tippet made of tulle,
    easily lifted off her shoulders and laid
    on the back of a wooden chair.

    And her bonnet,
    the bow undone with a light forward pull.

    Then the long white dress, a more
    complicated matter with mother-of-pearl
    buttons down the back,
    so tiny and numerous that it takes forever
    before my hands can part the fabric,
    like a swimmer’s dividing water,
    and slip inside.

    You will want to know
    that she was standing
    by an open window in an upstairs bedroom,
    motionless, a little wide-eyed,
    looking out at the orchard below,
    the white dress puddled at her feet
    on the wide-board, hardwood floor.

    The complexity of women’s undergarments
    in nineteenth-century America
    is not to be waved off,
    and I proceeded like a polar explorer
    through clips, clasps, and moorings,
    catches, straps, and whalebone stays,
    sailing toward the iceberg of her nakedness.

    Later, I wrote in a notebook
    it was like riding a swan into the night,
    but, of course, I cannot tell you everything –
    the way she closed her eyes to the orchard,
    how her hair tumbled free of its pins,
    how there were sudden dashes
    whenever we spoke.

    What I can tell you is
    it was terribly quiet in Amherst
    that Sabbath afternoon,
    nothing but a carriage passing the house,
    a fly buzzing in a windowpane.

    So I could plainly hear her inhale
    when I undid the very top
    hook-and-eye fastener of her corset

    and I could hear her sigh when finally it was unloosed,
    the way some readers sigh when they realize
    that Hope has feathers,
    that reason is a plank,
    that life is a loaded gun
    that looks right at you with a yellow eye.

    Wow, who hasn’t wanted to do this? God, I hope someone did.

    Here is Miss Emily’s poem, Death, from which we get the tulle tippet:

    Because I could not stop for Death,
    He kindly stopped for me;
    The carriage held but just ourselves
    And Immortality.

    We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
    And I had put away
    My labor, and my leisure too,
    For his civility.

    We passed the school, where children strove
    At recess, in the ring;
    We passed the fields of gazing grain,
    We passed the setting sun.

    Or rather, be passed us;
    The dews grew quivering and chill,
    For only gossamer my gown,
    My tippet only tulle.

    We paused before house that seemed
    A swelling of the ground;
    The roof was scarcely visible,
    The cornice but a mound.

    Since then ’tis centuries, and yet each
    Feels shorter than the day
    I first surmised the horses’ heads
    Were toward eternity.

    According to her biographers, she always wore a white dress, even while gardening.

  • The former poet laureate Billy Collins

    Marginalia
    by Billy Collins

    Sometimes the notes are ferocious,
    skirmishes against the author
    raging along the borders of every page
    in tiny black script.
    If I could just get my hands on you,
    Kierkegaard, or Conor Cruise O’Brien,
    they seem to say,
    I would bolt the door and beat some logic into your head.

    Other comments are more offhand, dismissive –
    “Nonsense.” “Please!” “HA!!” –
    that kind of thing.
    I remember once looking up from my reading,
    my thumb as a bookmark,
    trying to imagine what the person must look like
    why wrote “Don’t be a ninny”
    alongside a paragraph in The Life of Emily Dickinson.

    Students are more modest
    needing to leave only their splayed footprints
    along the shore of the page.
    One scrawls “Metaphor” next to a stanza of Eliot’s.
    Another notes the presence of “Irony”
    fifty times outside the paragraphs of A Modest Proposal.

    Or they are fans who cheer from the empty bleachers,
    Hands cupped around their mouths.
    “Absolutely,” they shout
    to Duns Scotus and James Baldwin.
    “Yes.” “Bull’s-eye.” My man!”
    Check marks, asterisks, and exclamation points
    rain down along the sidelines.

    And if you have manage to graduate from college
    without ever having written “Man vs. Nature”
    in a margin, perhaps now
    is the time to take one step forward.

    We have all seized the white perimeter as our own
    and reached for a pen if only to show
    we did not just laze in an armchair turning pages;
    we pressed a thought into the wayside,
    planted an impression along the verge.

    Even Irish monks in their cold scriptoria
    jotted along the borders of the Gospels
    brief asides about the pains of copying,
    a bird signing near their window,
    or the sunlight that illuminated their page-
    anonymous men catching a ride into the future
    on a vessel more lasting than themselves.

    And you have not read Joshua Reynolds,
    they say, until you have read him
    enwreathed with Blake’s furious scribbling.

    Yet the one I think of most often,
    the one that dangles from me like a locket,
    was written in the copy of Catcher in the Rye
    I borrowed from the local library
    one slow, hot summer.
    I was just beginning high school then,
    reading books on a davenport in my parents’ living room,
    and I cannot tell you
    how vastly my loneliness was deepened,
    how poignant and amplified the world before me seemed,
    when I found on one page

    A few greasy looking smears
    and next to them, written in soft pencil-
    by a beautiful girl, I could tell,
    whom I would never meet-
    “Pardon the egg salad stains, but I’m in love.”

    Who hasn’t picked up another’s book, or even your own from college, and wondered “Why the hell did I write that?” or “Was I really so lame as to to have to make a note ‘Man vs. Nature’?” I have, and I did…although I was pretty sure I didn’t have to make a note to myself that A Modest Proposal was ironic.

    Thank you to my friend Elizabeth for suggesting this one. It’s good.

  • Catullus again (51)

    Catullus 51
    translated by James Michie

    To me he seems godlike, in my eyes even
    More than Divine (if that’s not sacriligious),
    The man who sits beside you all day gazing,
    Hearing all day

    Your musical laughter. Dazed by love, he loses
    The use of all his senses. Oh, the moment,
    I see you, Lesbia, my voice, throat-strangled,
    Withers away.

    My tongue lies paralysed, subtle sensations
    Of fire snake through my limbs, my ears are deafened
    By thier own noise, and, as for eyes, dense darkness
    Blindfolds them both.

    Sloth is your enemy, your disease, Catullus;
    You revel in it, crave it, and adore it.
    By what else were great kings and flourishing cities
    Ruined but sloth?

    Ille mi par esse deo videtur,
    ille, si fas est, superare divos,
    qui sedens adversus identidem te
    spectat et audit
    dulce ridentem, misero quod omnis
    eripit sensus mihi: nam simul te,
    Lesbia, aspexi, nihil est super mi
    vocis in ore,
    lingua sed torpet, tenuis sub artus
    flamma demanat, sonitu suopte
    tintinant aures, gemina et teguntur
    lumina nocte.
    Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est:
    otio exsultas nimiumque gestis:
    otium et reges prius et beatas
    perdidit urbes.

    This one suggested by our wine critic and noted linguist Oliver Nicholson. After this, we promise no more Latin. Ok, maybe one more on April 30 which will be a fitting commentary on the reason we love poetry.

  • Let us live and let us love

    I can’t think of a better poem than Catullus 5 for a warm spring day. I recited this at a friend’s wedding once and the bride swooned.

    Let us live, my darling, and let us love
    And let us regard the disapproving looks of the old men
    As we would a penny in the gutter.

    The sun rises and falls every day.
    But for us, brief light will set one evening,
    And we will sleep forever.

    So, give me a thousand kisses, and then a hundred;
    Then another thousand, then a hundred following close on,
    Then even a third thousand. Then a hundred.

    And when we have kissed so many thousands of times
    We will be so confused that we won’t know how much we’ve loved,
    nor will anyone else know exactly how much
    to glower at us with envy.

    For the purists, here’s the Latin.

    Viuamus mea Lesbia. atque amemus.
    rumoresque senum seueriorum
    omnes unius aestimemus assis.
    soles occidere et redire possunt.
    nobis cum semel occidit breuis lux
    nox est perpetua una dormienda.
    da mi basia mille. deinde centum.
    dein mille altera. dein secunda centum.
    deinde usque altera mille. deinde centum.
    dein cum milia multa fecerimus
    conturbabimus illa ne sciamus
    aut ne quis malus inuidere possit
    cum tantum sciat esse basiorum.

    More from Catullus tomorrow.