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  • Grandfather

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    I learned early that I’d never be the king of anything.

    I can for damn sure live with that the short time

    I have left. Nobody needs to tell me what I am, and

    I don’t have the time of day for a notion so foolish

    as who. Leave that horseshit to the pansies.

    I know only that I was born a small man and never had

    much of an appetite, but I got by, even if I didn’t do

    diddly with what I had and never amounted to a hill of beans.

    I guess you could say my old man was something of a

    prophet on that count. All the same, I have no

    use for a preacher trying to make something tidy of

    my time in this disgraceful place. I got no use for

    monkey business, period. But since you asked what I need,

    I’ll tell you: Give me five minutes of peace and quiet

    and remember whatever the hell you want. And when time

    washes its hands of me just let anybody who might be curious

    know that I’m gone. Tell them that long ago I came to the

    crossroads and chose the wrong damn fork. Happens all

    the time. Tell them I never wanted much except to sleep

    when I was tired. And tell them I was a goddamn liar.

    Tell them I was the hungriest man who ever lived.

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  • Odd Characters

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    A Sexy Twist on a Classic Tale

    Rocky907.jpgOn a dark and stormy night, after getting a flat tire, the innocent Brad and Janet are forced to take refuge in an old castle. What they find inside is perhaps in keeping with the expected mad-scientist scenario, but there’s a definite twist. Sure, you have your man-made creature. You have your loss of innocence. And you even have a touch of cannibalism. But you also have some seriously sexy goth all the way through: men in corsettes, sexual confusion, and a clear indication of a decadent morality. “Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna be dirty,” sings Janet during her sexual awakening. If you grew up doing the “Time Warp” in movie theater aisles after midnight, you’ll perhaps appreciate a live production of the now classic (and cult) movie. But beware, this is probably not something to which you want to take your children.

    8 p.m., Ordway Center for Performing Arts, 345 Washington St., St. Paul; 651-224-4222; $32, $37.

    Tragic Pride

    coriolanus.jpg“Only at nightfall, aethereal rumours / Revive for a moment a broken Coriolanus.” When T.S. Eliot references something in one of his poems — particularly his most famous, “The Wasteland” — you know it’s worthy. Coriolanus is a Shakespearian tragedy based on the life of legendary Roman leader Caius Martius Coriolanus. Not unlike many of Shakespeare’s heroes, Coriolanus’s militaristic pride makes him a less than sympathetic character. In fact, the play seems to indicate that heroic ideals no longer serve the increasingly sophisticated needs of government. For this reason, in fact, many twentieth century playwrights, including Bertolt Brecht, have adapted the play to reflect on modern politics (both left and right). This week, Flaneur Productions, probably one of the best experimental troupes in town, explores what the play might mean in America today. Director Bridget Escolme (author of Talking to the Audience: Shakespeare, Performance, Self) presents a promenade-style performance in Bedlam’s new theater. Players include Flaneur Co-Director Jim Bovino in the title role, Don Mabley-Allen, Christian Gaylord, Barbara Meyer, Jillia Pessenda, Scott Reynolds, Kym Longhi, Ben Kreilkamp, Dave Schneider, Jeff Broitman, Tracie Hodgdon, and Jim Wescott. Feel free to go early for dinner and drinks in Bedlam’s new bar and restaurant.

    8 p.m. (through Saturday), Bedlam Theatre, 1501 6th St. S., West Bank, Minneapolis; 612-338-9817; $12.

    FILM
    Cries & Whispers

    criesandwhispers907.jpgOak Street Cinema’s Bergman Tribute comes to a close this week, with one of his most visually seductive works, Cries and Whispers — “an eerie, intense, lurid, death-obsessed dream play á la Strindberg, with a large dollop of Chekhov.” Bergman’s masterpiece depicts the emotional and physical pain of the woman’s world. The film, set in an elegant turn-of-the-century manor house, revolves around four women, a young virginal woman who is dying of womb cancer (Bergman was never known for his subtle metaphors), two unhappily married sisters — one of which is suicidal and actually self-mutilates her sexual organ — and a maternal-type servant who loses her children. This is not a pretty world, my friends — and men might take offense at their utterly useless depiction; but the acting is impeccable and the camera work is spectacular. Bergman uses his lens to highlight the pain of each woman, to show the physical and emotional fragmentation. And he does so brilliantly. His color palette — another metaphorical representation of the pain and suffering — and his use of silence, seem to transcend the narrative and take on a life of their own.

    7 p.m. & 9 p.m., Oak Street Cinema, 309 Oak St. S.E., Minneapolis; $8 (seniors $6, members/students $5).

    DVD
    The Threepenny Opera

    3penny907.jpgKurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht may never have had it so good. G. W. Pabst, who brought Louise Brooks to fame in his silent (and seductive) 1929 masterpiece Pandora’s Box, this time took to sound production and dirtied up the silver screen like never before. The Threepenny Opera tells the story of Mackie Messer (a.k.a. Mack the Knife) and the beautiful Polly Peachum. It’s is a feast for the eyes, ears, and the soul, wallowing in the underworld and bringing the original characters to life as if they had wandered on-screen straight from the gutter. It will be interesting to see how or if Criterion can clean up this film, however, since the original 1931 prints were destroyed by the Nazis. Notwithstanding potentially scratchy images, Threepenny is perhaps the greatest study of poverty and corruption ever filmed, and, like Pabst’s other films, a delicious romp as well. –by Peter Schilling, Jr.

  • Is Anybody Alive Out There?

    Is anybody still paying attention?

    Some of us, of course, can’t help ourselves. Some of us actually watched that game tonight.

    And some game, huh? I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a game end on a dropped pop-up to the second baseman. That there qualifies as tee-ball heroics.

    Still, the Twins did come back after Nathan blew the save. Michael Cuddyer did hit a home run to tie the game. And Ian Kinsler did drop Jason Bartlett’s pop-up to give Minnesota the win.

    But still, again, what the hell? Why is Ron Gardenhire still handing Juan Rincon the ball in close games? Why doesn’t Justin Morneau hit home runs anymore? What’s wrong with Joe Mauer? How could Johan Santana have lost twelve games? How is it possible that virtually every single key guy from last year –with the exception of Torii Hunter and Joe Nathan– could decline in performance? How is that catching for the Twins has become the baseball version of drumming for Spinal Tap?

    And now Ron Gardenhire is purportedly musing aloud about opening next season with Nick Punto as his everyday second baseman? Great. I’m pretty sure Luis Rivas is out there somewhere and available, and he’s still only 28 years old.

    I really don’t get it. The entire second half –shit, the entire season— has been a series of infuriating streaks: four wins, three losses, five wins, four losses, five losses, three wins, five wins, four losses, six losses, three wins, four losses.

    Yet I just keep watching, because at this time of year it’s hard-wired in me how quickly the darkness begins to descend when that heavy black curtain is finally drawn on the season and winter begins its relentless march. It hurts. It still hurts, every year. It’s a terrible withdrawal, and a brutal disruption of routine at exactly the time of year when a comfortable routine is exactly what I need. So I’ll hold onto that routine as long as possible, and every day I’ll continue to hope that I’ll see something I haven’t seen before.

    At this point I’ll even be plenty happy to see something I have seen before. A well-played game, for instance, or a Justin Morneau home run.

  • Grab your rifle and head to the MOA

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    Last time I went to the Mall of America was about ten years ago. My sister was getting married. And my mother swore I would find a good deal on a rehearsal dinner dress at Nordstrom.

    I parked on Level 26. Entered through a door that I would find out later looked like every single other one at the mighty mall. Walked a few miles through oodles of gadgets and clothing tables, burping electronic devices and at least three Disney stores. Then I found myself in what was then Camp Snoopy: roller coaster overhead, children screaming, lights flashing, and the smells of all those foods that aren’t really — hot dogs, cotton candy, synthetic nacho cheese — wafting through the air.

    I fled, dress-less, and promised myself I would never go back.

    Yet, here I am — not only going to the Mall but asking you to go as well. Because on Wednesday, September 19, winemaker Barbara Snider will be hosting a food and wine pairing dinner, featuring Fess Parker wines, at the Napa Valley Grille.

    I’m not quite old enough to remember Fess Parker. But I hear he played some frontiersman, Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone — one of those guys who carried a long, mean gun and wore a dead animal atop his head — on 1950’s-era prime time TV. After several decades of wearing a coonskin cap, Parker was typecast. (Who’da thunk?) So in the ’80’s, tired of the acting gig, he took his Hollywood riches, bought some land in Santa Barbara, and opened a winery.

    Against all odds [at least, if I were making the odds], Parker’s wines are terrific.

    There’s Frontier Red, a big, happy beefsteak of a blend, made from a half dozen different kinds of grape. A Chardonnay that’s full and fruity and rich, not quite buttery but creamy smooth. And Parker Station Pinot Noir, a nicely structured cherry-forward wine that’s better than most in its price range.

    Nothing but wine of this quality could make me brave the monstrous mall. But for dinner with Barbara, I’m willing. Meet me at Napa Valley Grille for a menu of onion toast with smoked trout, lamb lollipops, oysters, braised oxtail, octopus salad, corn cakes, and coffee ice cream sandwiches, served with four select Fess Parker wines. Tickets are only $55, and 10% of the proceeds will go to the Sow the Seeds fund, helping regional farmers who lost their crops due to flood.

    For more information, call 952-858-9934.

  • On Tour with SPCO

    Check out Minnesota Stories’ latest video, Budapest to Berlin: On Tour wth the SPCO.

  • Spanish Wine Syndrome

    Twice since I began this blog, someone has told me, “It’s painful to read your entries on red wine. I love the taste. But I can’t drink it; I get a terrible migraine if I take even a sip.” One, a male, said he’d been this way all his drinking life. But the other, a woman about ten years older than I am, told me it had come on suddenly in her mid-40’s. This, I found frightening. So I’ve done some reading on the syndrome, sometimes called Red Wine Headache.

    I count myself as lucky that I’m not generally sensitive to wine — especially as I’m a pale-skinned redhead who’s allergic to about a dozen other things, including mushrooms, which I love, and lanolin, one of the greatest natural moisturizers on earth.

    I do, however, have to be careful. Every once in a while, a wine will affect me poorly: causing me to feel tired and headachy but making me restless when I do sleep, leaving me listless and dyspeptic the next day. And I can’t even tell you why. . . .

    Here’s what I can say: when this does happen, it’s nearly always after an inexpensive Spanish, Portugese, or South American wine made exclusively from Tempranillo or Malbec grapes.

    Last night, for instance, I drank a single glass of the Bajoz Tinta de Toro Crianza. It’s an interesting wine: soft on the tongue at first, then full of dark cherry and oak, with such a tannic finish it makes the insides of your cheeks pucker and leaves them dry. Typically, I like a fuller, warmer finish. But the bottle was open, and my husband — who lived in Barcelona for several years — loves a Spanish red.

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    Today, however, I’m regretting my adventurous, it’ll-be-different-this-time attitude. Though I enjoyed the flavor of the Bajoz Crianza, I felt totally wiped out just 40 minutes after finishing it (which was frustrating, as I’d drunk only one glass because I had a lot to do) and went to bed early but was fitful all night. I slept in a little yet awoke this morning with that dull mallet-to-the-head feeling that I associate not with overindulgence but with certain wines.

    Make no mistake: this is in no way an indictment of the Bajoz — any more than my allergy to mushrooms reflects negatively on wild shitakes or morels. I, for some reason, simply don’t respond well to Tempranillo, particularly if its very tannic.

    I used to believe it was added sulfites causing my adverse reaction. According to experts, such as this biochemist-turned-winemaker, that simply isn’t the case. And if the problem is indeed a slight tannin or histamine sensitivity, it’s possible I might circumvent it by drinking a cup of black tea (whose bioflavonoids are anti-inflammatory) beforehand.

    With so many wonderful wines in the world, it’s not hard to find alternatives. Even four-dollar Chiantis tend to agree with me. But for the sake of science, and the woman I know who can no longer drink red wine, I may try the tea cure on a night when I can afford (in case it doesn’t work) to lose the sleep.

  • MNfashion Weekend

    The week’s big event is MNfashion Weekend, starting Wednesday (well, sort of) and lasting through Sunday. I made a guest appearance in yesterday’s Strib to talk about the lineup, and to recommend some of the happenings. But, of course, there has been at least one update since I wrote the piece: I’ve since learned that the only invite-only event at MNfashion Weekend, an Eclecticoiffeur launch party and runway show, will star my two favorite local designers: Katherine Gerdes and George Moskal (lust!). If you didn’t already know, Eclecticoiffeur (I always spell it wrong … ) is a hair-makeup-fashion styling consortium. And, as these bookings indicate, the group has impeccable taste. In fact, one of their stylists, Jahna, has been featured on this blog at least twice. (She’s quite the classy lady … ) If you weren’t lucky enough to procure an invitation, you can always check out the after-party. But know that this is the wave of the future, folks. If ever anyone is going to take MNfashion Weekend seriously, then we’ve got to drop the Minnesota Nice and inject the thing with an air of clubbishness.

  • Another Victim of the Iraq War

    The Independent’s Robert Fisk writes that the wanton destruction of archeological sites in Iraq is nothing less than “the death of history”.

  • Jane Austen Book Club

    by Danielle Kurtzleben

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    You can’t blame a movie studio for wanting to get more butts in the seats. The posters for The Jane Austen Book Club have the tagline, “You don’t have to know the books to be in the club” above an open book, its pages curved into the shape of a heart — reassuring potential moviegoers that the film is not inscrutable to everyone but literature scholars, and that there will be a healthy dose of romance. Indeed, enjoying Book Club does not require advance reading, and there is plenty of romantic angst and bliss to go around. But in the end, like any Austen book, the film is a delight, with more to offer than meets the eye. And for better or worse, like any Austen book, it is a crowd-pleaser.

    The premise of The Jane Austen Book Club is simple: six variously connected people (five women, one man) form a book club centered on the six complete Jane Austen novels, focusing on one book per month. As the six move through the books, their lives take on echoes of the plotlines and themes of the books that they read.

    Thanks in part to good casting, Book Club handles the problem of having not one but six central characters admirably and intelligently. Each character is allowed one or two defining characteristics — Sylvia, the uncertain recent divorcee (Amy Brenneman); her daughter, Allegra, the self-absorbed bohemian (Maggie Grace); the aptly-named Prudie (a hilariously uptight Emily Blunt); the clueless but endearing Grigg (Hugh Dancy), and so on. With its capable cast (which also includes Maria Bello and a wonderful Kathy Baker), the characters become well-rounded, despite their one-dimensional set-ups.

    Book Club is at its strongest when it is at its most unapologetic — reveling in its literary theme and being unabashedly feminine. The women in the book club convey genuine excitement over Austen’s characters, making a convert of Grigg, as well as a few of their husbands and lovers. (Herein also lies a post-modern gem for Austen-lovers: love doesn’t conquer all; Austen conquers all, even saving a marriage or two in the process.) Furthermore, Book Club is one of the few recent mass-market films to feature a cast made up of mostly (gasp!) middle-aged women who are gorgeous in spite of (one might say because of) not trying to starve, sex, or makeup themselves younger. (Sad, really, that one needs to congratulate a film on this modest achievement.)

    The Jane Austen Book Club is not without its faults, of course. The setting is ridiculously upper-middle-class, with wines and dog-breeding and Whole Foods abounding. Robin Swicord (director and screenwriter) and Karen Joy Fowler (author of the novel upon which the film is based) are painfully drawn to cliché — the groundbreaking use of skydiving as a symbol for youth and freedom (yawn), for example. Perhaps most inexplicable is the treatment of the lesbianism of Ms. Grace’s Allegra… namely, the fact that all of her scenes alone with her (also gorgeous) partner are softly-lit, with soft music, and take place in either a bed or a bathtub. One hopes (please, God) this is tongue-in-cheek… but somehow it seems unlikely. Such slip-ups are ridiculous in a movie that is otherwise subtle and witty.

    One further caveat is that there is book-themed dialog that will be meaningless to the Austen virgin. But, as the tagline would suggest, don’t let that stop you from seeing this film. Book Club is smart and funny in its exploration of romantic idioms, and is worth a viewing, if only as a palate-cleanser to the sanitized and dumbed-down romantic comedy.

  • Monday Monday

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    Inside the Gate

    In 1988, after twenty-one years of being governed by a hearing president and board of trustees, students and faculty of Gallaudet University — a campus specifically created for deaf people — protested the hypocrisy of maintaining a hearing “insider” at the helm. Their efforts and achievements — among them Gallaudet’s first deaf president, I. King Jordan — are the subject of Evonne Bilotta-Burke’s new documentary script, Insight the Gate. Tonight, the University of Minnesota Theatre, Minnesota North Star Academy, Minnesota State Academy for the Deaf, and Eden Prairie High School, will come together for a collaborative staged reading of Bilotta-Burke’s script, using a unique blend of ASL and English to educate us about the 1988 protests, as well as the 2006 protests following Jordon’s retirement.

    7-9 p.m., Stoll Thrust Theatre, Rarig Center, West Bank Arts Quarter, University of Minnesota, 330 21st Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-625-4001; free.

    DANCE
    Ooh La Lounge

    ooh_la_lounge.jpgOften time, as I put together the Secrets of the Day, I really have to do my research, dig for details, and settle on the best way to convey what an event is all about. But every now and then, my frustration comes at having to find an alternate way to present a perfectly accurate description. Not today. Their own description says it all: “An egotistical cowboy, a mourning lip-synching private dick, overzealous water ballerinas, a sexy beat poet grandma, fainting and fawning milkmaids, and feline-ish backup dancers. What do these have in common? They are all characters in Ooh La Lounge: An Evening of Dance and Jazz. You may be wondering what this Ooh La Lounge thing is all about. The show features a phenomenal live jazz combo and silly, crazy choreography by Erica Pinigis. Come early, get good seats, order some drinks. Pink Martinis, Burgundy, Tequila, and Champagne are recommended. Have fun! Bring a date! Dress up! Spend an evening “ooh la lounging” in style! It all adds up to a fun, fabulous, fancy, fashionable, farcical, feast of frolicking foibles.” (An excess of exclamation points, perhaps, but it’s certainly enticing.)

    7 p.m., Varsity Theater, 1308 4th St. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-604-0222; $10.

    MUSIC
    How Big Is Big?

    2061206441.jpgThey’ve been around for two and a half decades. They’ve sold over four million records. They created the music for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. They created the “Doctor Evil” song from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. They won a Grammy in 2002. And frankly, I think this all pretty much proves that They Might [indeed] Be Giants. Brooklyn alt-rockers John Linnell and John Flansburgh will be performing in town this evening with Irish electronic popsters Oppenheimer.

    8 p.m., First Avenue, 701 1st Ave. N., Minneapolis; 612-332-1775; $22.

    FILM
    A Sneak Peak into The Kingdom

    thumb_kingdom-poster-0.jpgWhen Americans get killed in a bombing incident on a U.S base in a foreign country — first of all, we call it terrorism. Then, we send in the covert operators to “get to the bottom of it,” or whatever else mission they concoct. We flex our muscles. And we make a movie about it. That pretty much sums it up. And this pretty much sums up director Peter Berg’s new film, The Rundown and Friday Night Lights, Berg brings together an all-star cast in this dramatic thriller. Watch Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper, Jason Bateman, and Jeremy Piven get together on a quest for justice in The Kingdom.

    7:30 p.m., Oak Street Cinema, 309 Oak St. S.E., Minneapolis; $8 (seniors $6, members/students $5).

    BOOK
    The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

    9781594489587L.jpg ” target=”_blank”>Drown, appeared ten years ago and drew the kind of attention usually reserved for writers with more established résumés. A big part of that was the cool intensity of the prose, which chronicled the lives of adolescent boys living in hardscrabble communities in the Dominican Republic, or transplanted to equally challenging environments in New York and New Jersey. The stories were alternately grim and funny, and Diaz never condescended, making liberal use of native dialect and slang. So enthused were editors at the New Yorker that they named Diaz one of the twenty top writers for the twenty-first century. Something happened on the way to literary superstardom, however; a novel, A Cheater’s Guide to Love, was scheduled for release in 1997, but never appeared. Perhaps The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao has been salvaged from that earlier project, but who knows. Early indications are that this debut novel–a multicultural, multilingual tale of epic bad luck–more than justifies the decade-long wait. –by Brad Zellar

    On the shelves today at Barnes & Noble Booksellers Galleria, 3225 W. 69th, Edina; 952-920-0633.

    FOOD
    See Breaking Bread for “The Week in Eating.” Apparently, the Campus Club at the University of Minnesota will host a KBEM Jazz Dinner this evening.