This is absolutely brilliant — so simple, and so beautifully base. Check out the Shakespearean Insulter, “thou lumpish hell-hated popinjay!”
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WCCO-TV News Director to Leave (UPDATED)
This morning’s rumor has Jeff Kiernan leaving his job as news director at WCCO-TV for an upgrade in Boston.
As the hacks says … “Developing”.
(Update) It is now confirmed. Kiernan, news director for ‘CCO since 2003, will exit here on the 19th and begin work on the 24th in Boston for the two CBS owned-and-operated stations, WBZ and Channel 38. Former WCCO (and KSTP) GM, Ed Piette is currently the resident boss for those two operations. Boston is the country’s seventh-largest media market, the Twin Cities are 14th.
I spoke with Kiernan a few moments ago. Having covered some colossal clunker news directors over the years I have no problem at all in saying that Kiernan, who did 20 years in Milwaukee before coming here, is one of the brighter and more thoughtful newsroom managers to work these towns in the last 20 years. He is a careful, fellow, however.
At a moment when new media and internet-TV convergence imperils local TV news at least as much as newspapers, Kiernan has demonstrated politically dexterity in maintaining ‘CCO’s reputation as the first-stop for breaking news amid serious financial pressures from parent company Viacom, Inc.
I asked Kiernan if he could be objective now about the qualitative differences between the cities’ four TV news shops. In my opinion very little separates the news-gathering/story-telling abilities of KARE, WCCO and KSTP, with KMSP, depending on the reporter, just slightly back. Yet audience habits are deeply ingrained. When the bridge collapsed WCCO drew the bulk of the audience share during prime time, but KARE claimed the 10 pm news while KSTP did a terrific job staying on it round the clock — an advantage to not having distant corporate masters to answer to.
Kiernan took the, “there is tremendous quality in the Minneapolis St. Paul [TV news] market” angle, which was a little disappointing, but entirely arguable if you’ve ever watched the follies that play night after night in markets as huge as Los Angeles, for example. “I have a great deal of respect for KARE, KSTP and KMSP,” he said. “They each, I think, offer very distinct choices, and each produces quality.”
Ok, so he’s not going to call anyone a demented rat bastard.
How about how many reporters and photographers he’d add to WCCO to bring it up to his ideal staff level?
“Well, you know, even if I had 10 more reporters and 10 more photographers there would still be times when I’d say I didn’t have enough. But as the business continues to evolve, you simply have to be realistic. This is a business. And in some places we’re seeing audience declines and advertising revenue declines. There is a tremendous amount of change out there. I choose to be realistic and acknowledge that.”
I told him that from my perspective very few news directors stay in their jobs, much less get promoted up, by constantly complaining about a lack of resources.
“You have to be realistic,” he repeated.
And give me an idea, I asked, how much change you see coming in the look and tone of local TV newscasts over the next, say, seven years.
“Seven years! I’d shorten that up to a year from now, or even six months. Issues of convergence, new media and things we know nothing about today will have a significant impact on this business.”
My point was the static formatics of local TV news, the mom and dad anchor “teams”, the strict allotment of time to weather and sports, the whole “Leave it to Beaver” atmosphere that so often reminds you of something dug out of a time capsule. You’d think by it is a shtick long overdue for serious re-invention.
I didn’t really expect Kiernan, a realistic TV news businessman, to agree with me and say, “You know, you’re absolutely right. This stuff is so hopelessly cornball it couldn’t open for Mr. Ed. Just the other day I was thinking of dumping Shelby and Amelia for these two Goth mimes I saw at the Fringe Festival, but then I got this Boston gig.”
Bottom line is that Kiernan avoided making news himself, which I get. TV news, local-style, is a business, and right now it is a precarious business. What has worked is still working well-enough, revenue-wise, and in reasonably large part, journalism-wise, that no corporate board is going to blow it up for the hottest trend of the hour.
But another couple years of 15% annual audience declines and rapid expansion of video news prowess from the Web 2.0 crowd and precarious will get pushed closer to, “Evolve or Die.”
I told Kiernan I’d keep up with him.
As for Kiernan’s replacement, WCCO’s press release talks about the usual extensive, exhaustive nation-wide search, yadda yadda. But two names that may be of immediate and logical interest would be former KSTP news director, Scott Libin, now down at the Poynter Institute, and Libin’s second-in-command at KSTP, Mark Ginther, now with WFAA in Dallas. Either would offer a fairly seamless transition from Kiernan and both are thoroughly familiar with this market.
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Some Things Really Do Come Free
SEMINARS
Unsatiated AppetitesAre you in marketing? Communications? Public relations? Public affairs? Advertising? Brand management? Web publishing? Or just generally interested in the digital world and American consumption? The fabulous thing about the Internet is its vast span — the scope, the range, the access to information and communication. But you have to know how to use it. And you have to take the opportunities presented. Today’s free video webcast, Tails from the Long Tail, explores online video as “the force that has unleashed the true power of the ‘long tail’ of the Internet.” Find out how the various realms of content-producers out there (mainly marketers of sorts — hell, everybody is selling something these days) are addressing the endless demand for web video. The live program will be followed by an email Q & A session.
1-2 p.m. eastern, MediaLink; free.
FILM
Intimate Dimensions of a Cataclysm
Dig out that military uniform (or respectfully pick one up at Ragstock) and head over to Northrop for a preview screening of award-winning documentary filmmaker Ken Burns’ s World War II series, The War. Burns will be present to discuss the making of his film and share personal stories of men and women from four American towns: Waterbury, CT; Mobile, AL; Sacramento, CA; and the tiny farming town of Luverne, MN. Through personal pieces of a common history, the storytellers in this seven-part series illustrate how the second World War touched the lives of every family in the country. Tonight’s event will feature clips from the film, as well as a Q & A session for the audience. Looks like no matter what you choose to do tonight, you’re apt to get answers. (Just make sure you know what questions you have.) 7:30 p.m., Northrop Auditorium, 84 Church St. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-624-2345; free.
BOOKS AND AUTHORS
Journeys, Learning, and Transformations“What a small person I was before this little child came into my life,” writes Ann Bremer in Gifts: Mothers Reflect on How Children with Down Syndrome Enrich Their Lives
, edited by Kathryn Lynard Soper — mother of seven. Gifts tells the triumphant stories of mothers whose children have Down syndrome, their journeys, learnings, and transformations. These days, with many women choosing to have children in their 30s and beyond, the “threat” of Down syndrome is very real; but these women turn the alleged threat into a thing of beauty, into what is almost an angelic state of being — and they would know. “After much study it seemed apparent that I was no longer the mother of a typical family… By the end of the course I came to the conclusion that many of my assumptions were incorrect, my lack of sainthood being the obvious indicator.” Meet the woman of these words, learn from her, and simply bask in the beauty behind the strength. Bremer will be be signing books along with two other local contributors, Leah Spring and Emily Zeid.
7 p.m., Barnes & Noble Booksellers – Mall of America, Mall of America, 118 E. Broadway, Suite 238, Bloomington; 952-854-1455; free.
Weather Obsessed
I hate it when this happens, but I get a lot of events coming across my desk these days — be it through external intervention or my own digging; and sometimes I add events to my calendar without noting the original source — not when it’s a matter of giving someone credit (which I believe is excessive but essential), but when it’s important to verify the source. So, what happens when you can’t verify the source? The point is, I received the above information from someone, but I can’t seem to confirm it. I find nothing on the Barnes & Noble website, but I’m fully convinced it’s happening. Still, if you want to play it super safe (though you can always call first), what I did find on the website was this: WCCO meteorologist (for 25 years) Mike Lynch, author of Mike Lynch’s Minnesota WeatherWatch: A Complete Guide for Weather-Obsessed Minnesotans, exposes the truth behind Minnesota weather, its history, and its lore. That ought to appeal; I mean, there’s nothing about which we like taking more than the weather. I’d say we’re weather obsessed here, in fact — and with good reason.
7 p.m., Barnes & Noble Booksellers – Roseville II, Har Mar Mall, 2100 N. Snelling Ave., Roseville; 651-639-9256; free.
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Twitch your nose and a sandwich will appear

It’s funny. Not too long ago, I was with a group of people who were bemoaning the lack of “real” delis in the Twin Cities. Then, as if magically, two contenders appeared.
First, the New York Deli & Bar opened in June on the south side of downtown Minneapolis. And on Monday, September 10, former Solera chef Matthew Bickford and Michael Ryan, former chef de cuisine from Restaurant Alma, will launch a New York-style deli called Be’wiched in the old C. McGee spot at 800 Washington Avenue North (612.767.4330).
OK, so Matthew and Michael aren’t exactly Sol and Abe. But they’re planning to brine and smoke all their own deli meats — pastrami, turkey, roast beef — and serve them on homemade bread. They’ll pile the sandwiches high with cheese, tomato, lettuce, and plenty of spicy mustard. Also, Bickford and Ryan have acquired a strong beer and wine license, which they promise to use for “eclectic and approachable” brews and blends.
“Independently, Mike and I were both working on deli concepts,” said Bickford. “Even though we come from fine dining, both of us felt the pendulum was swinging toward simpler food and lower guest checks. Then we got together and came up with Be’wiched.”
The name is a play on the national trend to abbreviate “sandwich,” Bickford told me, as well as a nod to the current craze for everything occult.
So if you’re in the area, stop by for lunch on Monday to see how the boys are doing. Shout Mazel Tov. . . .or wave a pentacle in their direction. Then order a pastrami on rye.
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Avista to Strib Edit Board: Go Easy on Gas Tax
For a couple weeks I’d been hearing rumors of a directive … or something … to the Star Tribune editorial page from Chris Harte, the ex-Knight Ridder executive, (way back in the early ’90s), and as far as anyone knows the only Avista member with any actual newspaper experience. At first hearing the information was ninth-hand, at best. But the story had Harte telling (those who remain) on the paper’s edit page staff to go easy on calling for gas tax increases in the aftermath of the I-35W bridge collapse.
Really? Why would Chris Harte care enough to stick his nose into something like that? Isn’t Par Ridder the publisher? (He is isn’t he?) If anyone, wouldn’t Ridder be the one to open the door to the dimly-lit offices of the Strib’s Bartleby-like Op-Ed wretches and admonish them with something like, “Now, now you crazy Commie, hippie kids. Let’s not get carried away with silly notions of throwing money at problems. We all know how ineffective and wasteful government is. I mean it’s not like a big public company that’s been laying off people left and right forking over $600,000 to an ace executive like me in return for my promise to stay in a job I left anyway barely six months later.”
Eventually, with the departure of Steve Berg from the Strib just before Labor Day, I found someone with a first-hand connection to the story. And what do you know, the rumors appear to have been pretty much true.
According to Berg, Harte did NOT order the editorial staff to reverse its long-standing support of a gas tax increase, (there hasn’t been one in 19 years). “It wasn’t like that,” says Berg. “Rather it was suggested heavily that we be careful to include other options in what we wrote.”
Uh, huh. So Harte strolls in one day not long after the bridge goes down and says …
“This was all by long-distance phone.”
What? He wasn’t even in town?
“If he was I didn’t see him. But we got this by phone. I think he called from Maine or Texas.”
I told Berg the first question(s) that crossed my mind when I heard the story was, “Who got to Harte that fast, and why did he listen?” I mean, as everyone knows all too well, Avista Capital Partners has demonstrated almost zero interest in ingratiating itself as a member of the Twin Cities community. It isn’t known if Harte keeps even an apartment here. But the rest of the visible members of the “partnership” are East Coasters. Why would they give two cents … or 10 cents … if the Minnesota State Legislature hiked the gas tax?
“He never spelled out why,” says Berg, who incidentally has agreed to write for Joel Kramer’s MinnPost.com. “A cynical speculation could be as simple as he was concerned about the cost of running the [delivery] trucks.” The delivery trucks. The cost could add up, never mind that gas prices are spiking up and down 30-40 cents a gallon depending how close we are to a holiday weekend. Eventually though, with an extra dime or quarter here and there you’d be talking real money. Maybe even enough to imperil Avista’s end-of-the-year bonuses.
Berg, who handled transportation issues for the Strib’s edit page, doubts Harte or anyone else at Avista, “has actually sat down and studied the state budget.” He suspects rather, “They’re really interested in tone, in us being less like a knee-jerk liberal editorial page,” never mind all those pesky years Berg and his pals had spent actually reading the state budget and following the local politicking — in person, not by long-distance phone conversation.
In fairness to Avista, Bergs adds, McClatchy was just as concerned with not “antagonizing local readers” with pro-tax editorials. “They were also urging us to be more nuanced in what we wrote.”
“Nuanced” could be construed as corporate code for “mushier”, or in the context of adequate infra-structure funding, less informed in terms of how far the state has fallen behind, and more, shall we say, pandering, to the usual noisy critics whose cynical small government crusade is doing to public schools, police and fire funding, what has already been done to highways and bridges.
But back to the, “Who?”
I remain intensely skeptical that Chris Harte, vacationing in Maine or managing his portfolio in Texas suddenly got a bee up his silk boxers and speed dialed the edit board to urge nuance on their tax editorials. And yes, I love a good conspiracy. You know where powerful, well-connected people talk to each other privately, like peers. So I’m thinking somebody — someone here — contacted Harte first, urging him to urge his paper to dial back on … yadda yadda. But who? Who would have the most to gain from the Star Tribune “nuancing” down from gas tax, to “a range of other options”?
And I’m sorry. I don’t even have ninth-hand as to who that might be.
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Delicious Relief

When the rain started falling in August, it did more than just water the tomatoes. Sadly it washed away many of the season’s hopes for farmers in Southeastern MN. Many farmers found their homes washed away or their fields under contaminate water. Luckily enough, there is a sweet connection to the area with many local chefs: many of the fine ingredients you see on local menus are grown there, as were local Winona boys Scott Pampuch and JD Fratzke.
Slow Food MN is helping promote an online auction that will benefit the flood victims through the Winona Red Cross and the Sow The Seeds Fund. The auction will be posted Wednesday September 5th and run through the 8th. Some of the tasty items that will bring relief: Slow Food book collection, tour of Cedar Summit Farm, one year’s subscription to Edible Twin Cities and a market bag filled with local products, a night at Moonstone Farm, cooking classes at Let’s Cook, and much more. There’s even a six-course dinner to be cooked and served by a secret panel of local chefs, to be revealed on Andrew Zimmern’s Friday afternoon radio show. Bid on people, bid on.
If you’re looking for the full belly along with a warm heart, this Saturday is the night to eat out. One Big Night Out is a collaboration by area restaurants to donate a percentage of their profits to flood relief efforts. Let’s face it, those on board are the top localvores: Birchwood, Cafe Brenda, Craftsman, Corner Table, Heartland, Jay’s Cafe, Lucia’s, Muffuletta, Nicollet Island Inn, Signature Cafe, Spoonriver and others.
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Bush as Zoolander?
From The Guardian Unlimited (London), an observation that GWB’s new “Freedom Institute” bears a remarkable resemblance to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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One Big Night Out to Sustain Sustainable Famers
Flooding in southeastern Minnesota last month caused heavy losses to some of the small farms that practice sustainable farming. Now some of the Twin Cities restaurants that serve locally and sustainably grown foods are lending a helping hand. Dine at any of the participating restaurants next Saturday, September 8, for their One Big Night Out, and they’ll donate a portion of their profits to the relief effort. Participating restaurants include the Birchwood Cafe, Cafe Brenda, Corner Table, The Craftsman, Heartland, Jay’s Cafe, Lucia’s Restaurant, Muffuletta, the Nicollet Island Inn, the Signature Cafe, and Spoonriver.
For an updated list, and information about an upcoming online benefit auction, visit the Slow Food Minnesota website.
You can also make donations directly to the Red Cross Winona chapter, 1660 Kramer Dr.; Winona, MN 55987;; or online to the Sow the Seeds Fund, www.sowtheseedsfund.org.
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Local Playwright Max Sparber Mentioned in NYT
If you scroll down to the end of the article, you might find a familiar name. I’ll give you a hint: He plays Owen.