Here's to Me, Mrs. Robinson

A few things. 1) I am not a woman. And never will be. 2) Anne Bancroft will remain the hottest baby boomer that ever wore a black bra. (And don’t be fooled by her last name, she was Italian.)  3) I am having an affair.  She is younger than me. She has a beautiful Italian … Read more

La Poblanita: authentic Mexican

meat parillada – photo by Denis Jeong I’d driven past La Poblanita, 1617-23 E. Lake St., for years, but I dined there for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I’ve been back twice since. The two addresses are actually two businesses – a restaurant at the corner, and a tortilleria next door, … Read more

Dancing Ganesha: Not Exactly Divine

I had high hopes for Dancing Ganesha, the new upscale Indian restaurant that replaced Willie’s Wine Bar on Harmon. When I spoke to one of the owners before the restaurant opened, he told me of ambitious plans to make it a "four-star" Indian restaurant with elements of French haute cuisine. I suggested a couple of … Read more

Melly is actually PROUD that her TEENAGER IS A MOM

When my daughter asked if she could have a dog of her own, Howard and I were very apprehensive. We were finally starting to feel like we could make time for each other again, something we’ve had very little of since we married at age 21, and had our children. The sleeping in on the … Read more

Freedom, Fireworks…and Fried Cheesecake?

FAMILY A Taste of Minnesota Party with the masses at this annual blowout celebration of Minnesota in all it’s glory! The Taste of Minnesota is all about music, revelry, and most importantly, FOOD. This extravaganza almost (almost) puts the State Fair to shame with an endless list of delightfully unhealthy delicacies. While the Taste doesn’t … Read more

Dried Blood and Dandelion Wine

(Header image credit: "Conversation with Death" by Gabriel Combs) In an effort to seek out and engage multiple voices and viewpoints from the local arts community, I will present in my space on The Thousandth Word occasional postings by “Vicious Guests” — that is, writings by various artists, curators, guest critics, journalists, art experts, art … Read more

The (Dave) Wolfe Howls Tonight!

MUSIC Dave Wolfe & The Wolfmen with Sweet Mamma J There’s a hootenanny down at Lee’s tonight! You’re in for an old-timey treat with local Rockabilly legend Dave Wolfe (of Sci-Fi Western, The Vibro Champs, and Reverse Cowgirl fame) playing his infectious brand of moody country rock n’ roll along with his backup band, The … Read more

Will Minnesota Go Beyond Thunderdome?

Today marks the beginning of a new dark age for Minnesota. It is a time of injustice. A time in which brother turns on brother and LOLcats replace poetry and prose as the high art of the day.  Should the scales not be balanced in short order, the post-industrial wasteland depicted in the upcoming remake … Read more