(Un)Wanted Pantylines

I was knee-deep in the September issue, folks, when this intriguing press photo came across my desk. Oh, dear, how I love to eliminate pantylines. (I like to think there isn’t yet a cellulite problem back there.) But let this be known to the marketers of these products: No pantylines equals unwanted attention for adult, … Read more

Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It

The Twins have scored ten runs in their last six games, and 34 in their last fourteen, dating back to July 23 in Toronto –I’ll do the math for you: that’s an average of 2.4 runs a game. This nonsense, this incomprehensible futility, after scoring 34 runs in two games versus Chicago on July 6. … Read more

Inside the Latest Radio Ratings

First, a word of apology for a glitched-out post that hung out here for a while last night and this morning. There are reasons why I’ve never been asked to program the space shuttle. The collapse of the I-35W bridge last week pushed a lot of beat coverage off the table for a while. In … Read more

Chindian Cafe

The new sign hasn’t gone up yet outside the little cafe at 15th and E. Hennepin, but the former East River Market has been renamed the Chindian Cafe. The grocery shelves are gone, and the seating has expanded, from 12 seats to 20+. Chef-owner Nina Wong, who is ethnically Chinese, but born in Vietnam and … Read more

Here's the Dirt

ARCHEOLOGY Dig It Minneapolis is certainly no Pompeii — for that you’ll have to go to the latest Science Museum exhibit, A Day in Pompeii — but we still have our hidden treasures. And I’m not talking about all the little theaters and arts venues that we’re always busy trying to bring to your attention. … Read more

Living large

So it’s clear these are tough times, financially speaking. What with a recession looming, the Fed staying a grim course with interest rates, gas prices hovering in the $3 a gallon range, and housing values all over the country tanking like so many penny stocks — the future for middle-American homeowners is looking mighty cloudy. … Read more

Bourne. Better. But Not Yet Best?

So I was in the process of putting together a must do list for you. I was telling you the cars you want and the cars you don’t want for a reasonable price.* Then something happened. I was, like, just told that the car chase in the new Bourne movie outdoes the old one. I … Read more

Office Food

your boss made this, so icksnay on the retching noises. While doing some research for next month’s recipe, I stumbled upon The Company Cookbook … a very James Lileks homage to the wonderful food people are willing to share with their co-workers. Potluck anyone?

Heads You Go Out, Tails You Don't

SOCIAL Everybody’s Doing It . . . Whip up that special dish of yours. (Yes, Vienna sausage and saltines counts.) Tonight is probably the only day of the year when you’re guaranteed to find at least one potluck in the ten-block radius. More likely, you’ll find several. It’s National Night Out, and neighborhoods across Minneapolis … Read more