Category: Blog Post

  • The Exonerated

    Tonight I’m catching Frank Theater‘s anti-death penalty play The Exonerated, and at the tail-end of its run. Cards on the table: If there’s any residue of my lapsed Catholicism it’s my unequivocal opposition to the death penalty. And I’ve been active on this front, if only as a consumer of art. A few years back however, I did make it to a fundraiser for some local anti-death penalty attorneys; low and behold, that’s where I met the movement’s superhero, Mr. Rubin Hurricane Carter. I just watched the seminal anti-death penalty documentary The Thin Blue Line, thanks to my usual movie hookup. Very recently, the New York Times Magazine ran an article about the various botched lethal injections that have gone on; I read it with interest, occasionally setting down the paper to shout things to the person in closest proximity. I will report back on The Exonerated, but I’m afraid I can’t be entirely objective.

  • Andrew Zimmern on Jay Leno Tonight

    The headline says it all. The Twin Cities’ omnipresent food guru is a freakin’ master of self-promotion.

  • Handful of Strib Buy Outs to Linger

    I am certain there will be more than a couple “clarifications” regarding this morning’s announcement on voluntary buyouts..

    Among the first: Star Tribune Guild reps say sports writer Steve Aschburner will stay on past Friday until the end of the current Timberwolves season. (As one crank has already posted on this blog’s “comments” section, “Hasn’t the Timberwolves season already ended?”)

    Not to diminish the contributions of anyone else among this morning’s 24 but Aschburner will be loss to local sports fans/readers.
    Aschburner is as good and entertaining to read as the Wolves are rotten.

    Apparently three others among the 24 will also stay on past Friday for one reason or another.

    The Guild does not yet have answer to whether Aschburner and the others who linger will be granted the two extra “grace weeks” tossed to those who leave Friday. The more immediate question to those remaining in the newsroom is, “Come next Monday, who is going to do the work The Departed have been doing?” As of this morning that mildly relevant question had not been answered.

    Also, Strib Guild reps say that there are 375 Guild members in the newsroom PRIOR to this Friday’s departure of the 24, and that, to their best reckoning, there have been 25 other positions left unfilled over the past couple years, for a total of nearly 50.

    What continues to eat at the nerves of those who remain is the absolute vacuum of information coming from new owners, Avista Capital Partners, or their new front man, (former Pioneer Press) publisher, Par Ridder. Guild reps met with middle-upper managers Scott Gillespie and Bob Schafer approximately a month ago and were politely told … we don’t have anything to tell you.

    Among questions the paper’s professional information hunter/gatherers would like answered are these: Is another 24 fewer employees enough? And if so, for how long? Or should we immediately begin assuming that Avista needs an even smaller workforce to meet its ‘financial goals? If further down-sizing is the plan, does anyone in management have even a glimmer of an idea how to restructure the remaining staff to insure coverage of the most vital beats? What is Avista/Ridder’s idea of “vital”? Does the posting for D.C. bureau replacements for Rob Hotakainen and Kevin Diaz … at significantly lower rates of pay … offer a hint of Avista’s attitudes toward other “vital” beats?

    Somebody owes these otherwise loyal … adults … better explanations than they are getting.

  • Halibut

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    big, flat fish

    The Alaskan halibut season opened this past weekend, and for fans of the flakey, white fish that means gold!

    I have a friend who is a pilot for NWA. A few years ago he switched out some routes so that he could fly to Alaska, just to get some halibut directly from the guys on the dock. He brought a big pack home and proceeded to batter and fry the chunks at a five-family picnic. The memory of that creamy flesh and the crispy, malty batter still haunts me. I remember burning my mouth trying to eat so much, so quickly.

    But halibut is just as memorable in finer dishes. Oceanaire will do, but I bet it will be good. Be sure to listen carefully to the servers in places like Kozy’s, Chart House, Stella’s Fish Cafe, and Jensen’s Supper Club where halibut will surely make an appearance as a chef’s special. Personally, I wouldn’t mind a month of dinners at the Dakota, waiting to see what Jack Riebel does with the beautifully flat fish.

  • Star Trib Buy Out List

    A total of 24 Stribbers took the voluntary buy-out allowed under the present Guild contract. The names were released this morning. They are:

    Judy Arginteanu
    Bill Arthur
    Steve Aschburner
    Mike Carroll
    Bob Franklin
    Grethchen Gramenz
    Doug Halliday
    Jeremy Iggers
    Jocelina Joiner
    Tom Jones
    Jim Lundberg
    Bob Lutsey
    Ron Meador
    Richard Parker
    Darlene Prois
    John Reinan
    Pam Schmid
    Al Sicherman
    David Silk
    Derek Simmons
    Tom Simon
    Dane Smith
    Brad Stokman
    Margaret Zack

    In contrast to the abrupt, pre-holiday severings the Pioneer Press levelled on its’ employees last year, where the company also niggled over start dates to reduce the compensation to a few employees, the 24 Star Tribune people listed above will be paid an additional two weeks — until March 30 — in addition to their accrued compensation. Under the heading of “Thanking God for Small Favors”, its a small grace note.

    The final work day for all will be … Friday.

  • We didn't know who you were …

    Honest to God, I’m not going out tonight. Probably I’ll just go to the tile shop and pick out my new kitchen floor. (Stainless steel tiles, anyone? Boyfriend is installing…) But if I were going out, here’s what I’d consider: TV on the Radio at First Ave., (my friend Jerry Steller rather likes this band), Bruce Cockburn at the Cedar, oh and let’s not forget the ongoing Country Cabaret by Ballet of the Dolls.

    I promise to write something more substantive tomorrow since I’m planning to go do it up old-style just then.

    And there’s this other thing: I’m not sure what all to let slip since this involves very personal matters, but as of about 1 a.m. this morning, The Rake welcomed its first-ever baby into the family. We’re happy as all get out, and might even crack some champagne yet this morning. Hooray! And welcome to the world, Mister.

  • The Three-Pointer: Winning With Youth – What A Concept

    Game 6, Home Game 32: Minnesota 86, Indiana 81

    1. Nothing To Lose But A Reputation For Stupidity

    The Timberwolves story in Tuesday’s Star Tribune, entitled “Wittman still seeks right answer,” went into some detail about how the coach of this franchise had tried everything– “tweaked and re-tweaked the lineup, shuffled the rotation…called the team out and kept it behind the scenes… been upset and understanding” — and yet nothing had worked.

    But anyone who has been watching this ballclub with at least one eye open knew that there was one thing Wittman and his associates higher up the corporate ladder hadn’t tried. Not only that, but it was the most logical and unimpeachable thing they could have done in the wake of this team’s methodical meltdown and nonchalant ineptitude since the All Star break: Play the kids. More specifically, play current rookies Randy Foye and Craig Smith and last year’s top draft pick Rashad McCants together with superstar Kevin Garnett. Play them as long as possible, regardless of whether the squad was tied with 1:30 to play or down 40 midway through the third period. Let them discover a common rhythm, sift into roles, and, for all concerned, discover exactly what kind of clay there was to work with before it was too late for anything but recriminations.

    The three kids were certainly gushed over by the braintrust. In a suddenly pervasive “Blueprint for the Future” publicity blitz that seemed to coincide with a “never too early to renew your season tix for next year” ad blitz, there was invariably a prominent member of the front office expressing oh so much excitment about the talent and upside glory of Foye-Shaddy-Smith. But then the starting lineups would be announced, or we’d return to the game in progress, and who would we see hogging minutes but Troy Hudson, Mark Blount, Ricky Davis–rarely if ever mentioned in the Blueprint for the Future.

    Was the organization hypocritical, stupid, or involved in some sort of massive bait-and-switch? If there was a Blueprint for the Future and the Present Sucked Out Loud, what say we launch into the Blueprint post haste? And perhaps shouldn’t that be one of the possibilities for a “right answer” that poor Randy Wittman, at his wit’s end, might contemplate as a “tweak,” if not a “re-tweak”?

    Tonight, with the Wolves down a dozen midway through the third period at home to an opponent that had lost nine straight games, Wittman was still seeking. “We searched. I ain’t gonna lie to you, I was going to search even deeper,” he said after the game. But then he did something really sensible. He put Foye and McCants in the game at the same time, replacing Hudson and a stone cold (1-11 FG, 4 turnovers) Ricky Davis. Three minutes later, he subbed in Smith for Blount. He played the kids with KG, with Marko Jaric thrown in for good measure. This is an undersized but scrappy quintet that, to a man, take pride in their defense, something that most definitively cannot be said of Hudson-Davis-Blount. The Wolves spent most of their time in a zone, a defensive scheme that requires a fair amount of trust and communication and doesn’t make Garnett feel like he has to guard everybody. And for the final 15:32 of the game, those five stayed on the floor–“double or triple overtime, they weren’t coming out,” Wittman later claimed–and outscored the Indiana Pacers 35-21 en route to a 86-81 victory.

    Staunch defense has been a real rarity for the Wolves recently. After building a 20-16 record with a D that allowed 95.0 points per game, they have tumbled to 7-19 over the next 26 tilts while yielding 103.6 ppg, or nearly eight points more, while scoring an average of just two points more during those last 26. Tonight, through three quarters, even the decimated Pacers (missing Marquis Daniels as well as O’Neal) were shooting a respectable 45.8%. But with the kids plus KG plus Jaric, that plummeted to 20% in the crucial 4th quarter, in which the Pacers got only 14 points, all but one from point guard Jamaal Tinsley.

    Every single one of the five Wolves specifically mentioned defense in the locker room after the game. They talked about trust and communication and hustle and how good it felt. Even if this is really the start of a belated awakening, and the braintrust understands that planning for the future is simultaneously the best chance of producing a unified, dedicated effort that could extend the time in which the Wolves stay within sniffing distance of a playoff spot, there will be many ugly moments. Foye is out of position at the point, McCants is playing on a leg and a half, and Smith is woefully undersized. But defensive intensity and genuine goodwill among teammates can be enough to beat sub-mediocre teams and that’s what happened in the second half tonight. The new quintet was tickled by the novelty, and genuinely relieved that shroud draped over the entire squad as a result of its disappointments and putrid play, was being lifted, even as Indiana felt a tenth straight loss stalking their psyche.

    A lot of good things happened in those final 15 minutes, but what I won’t forget is consecutive offensive possessions early in the process, just after Indiana had taken its biggest lead at 46-60 and before Smith entered the game. There was a bit of confusion in the offense, bad spacing and unsure ball control near the very top of the key. McCants suddenly held the dribble, and had room for a long turnaround before the shot clock expired. Instead, he spotted Foye just a few steps away, but facing the hoop, and quickly dished to him as, almost in the same motion, Foye rose up and nailed the 25-foot trey. Less than 30 seconds later the Wolves were in transition, Foye dribbling with the ball at the top of the left lane when he suddenly zipped it up near the hoop, too line-drive oriented for a classic alley-oop, to McCants going hard to the hole from the opposite baseline. As McCants slamed it home, Indiana called timeout, their lead suddenly below double-digits, and a smiling McCants came over and briefly locked arms with Foye.

    2. The Steady HandsWhether they start together or arise as a duo off the bench, Foye and Marko Jaric are simply too complementary of each other’s strengths and weaknesses right now not to play together. Jaric has the fundamentals–he understands the floor game–but not the sublime confidence. When he’s feeling okay about his place in the cosmos, he has a nice intuitive feel about when to push the pace in transition and when to hold up; when to drive and dish and when to pick and roll. Yes, he spaces out on defense occasionally but more often he’s doing something smart, and his gambles generally carry decent odds of success. Foye needs to play with a backcourt mate that can dribble, defend, and provide positive role modeling, but not dominate, especially in terms of shooting, and especially not in crunchtime. Foye has the inner arrogance Jaric lacks.

    KG is obviously a boon to whatever teammates accompany him to the floor, but as I’ve said before, there is a genuine affection between him and McCants that helps McCants remain patient and within himself, a crucial ingredient in these trying times when McCants doesn’t have the pure athleticism that saw him through last year. Who would have thought even a year ago that McCants would be the crunchtime glue guy, the Hassell/Madsen type doing the little things, but there he was in the 4th quarter, taking only one of his team’s 20 shots but grabbing 5 of their 12 boards and committing three fouls to ensure the Pacers didn’t get anything easy–and Indiana shot 3-15 FG for the period. Foye had 9 points, Jaric 4 assists, Craig Smith jousted with Ike Diogu, and KG commanded all the attention. McCants, he was just there, a +18 in 28:52 of play of a five-point victory.

    3. On the FlyGarnett was 3-8 FG without a layup as the Wolves shot 39% and trailed 35-42 at halftime. In the first 5:23 of the 3rd period, before the kids came with the bailout, he hit four layups and scored all his team’s points to keep them in the game. At that point his three teammates other than Jaric–Blount, Davis and Huddy–were a combined 3-20 FG and showed no desire to compete.

    In what may become a regular feature as long as he is getting 10+ minutes a game, here is the Troy Hudson defensive dead weight measure for tonight: Indiana scored 28 points in the 12:23 Huddy played and 53 points in the 35:37 that he didn’t.

    The Wolves finally cut Eddie Griffin loose before the game. Asked to comment by a media member who spun the question as one less distraction bothering the Wolves, Wittman instead was sincerely sorry to see Griffin go, said he was a good kid at heart, and wished him the best down the road. It was a classy gesture.

    In keeping with yet another disturbing recent trend, Minnesota was -9 in rebounding, including an 11-25 disadvantage in the second and third periods. Yet Indiana had only 7 second-chance points (to 16 for the Wolves) and a measley 20 points in the paint (to Minnesota’s 30). Think they missed Jermaine O’Neal?

    Finally, Wittman allowed himself to think about being just a game out of the playoffs and going on a five-game road trip after losing 12 of their last 13 away from Target Center. Three of those games–at Golden State, the Lakers and Sacramento–are with teams involved in that scrum for the final three playoff spots. “This is a huge trip for us,” the coach said.

  • 2 Good 2 B forgotten

    Here’s an interesting music happening for the evening: Pop Wagner, who has been heard on PHC as well as the Morning Show (or, as I call it, “Grandma’s Jukebox”), is playing the Eagle’s Club with The Twin Cities Playboys. I still plan to spend my evening out of doors, though.

  • Notes Scribbled At Three A.M. While Skimming Through 'Alien Animals' and Christopher Alexander's 'A Pattern Language'

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    It may be that alien animals are attracted to individuals possessed of certain psychological traits.

    We can surmise that energy-seeking entities were around that night, and that the poacher’s blood would have met their needs.

    Scattered work.

    Magic of the city.

    Web of shopping.

    Antonio Villas Boas had blood extracted from a clean incision just under his chin by the unknown creature or creatures.

    It also seems to be blood that the cattle mutilators are after.

    Mike Corradino has reported finding ‘dead animals, chicks, rabbits, raccoons with their heads bitten off’ and the blood completely drained from their bodies. This is in areas where sightings of the skunk ape have been recorded.

    Eccentric nucleus.

    Degrees of publicness.

    Old people everywhere.

    Neither shooting nor electrocution seems to have deterred the Jersey Devil.

    As near as I can describe the terror it had the head of a horse, the wings of a bat, and a tail like a rat’s, only longer.

    Dancing in the streets.

    Teenage society.

    Sleeping in public.

    The beast looked like no animal he had ever seen, and it was removing an overcoat from an old woman who was lying face down in the snow.

    The rabbit-like creatures, working in concert, were purportedly strong enough to bring an ox to its knees.

    Grave sites.

    Holy ground.

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    I’m throwing a going away party

    A party for a dream of mine

    Nobody’s coming, but a heartache

    And some tears will drop in from time to time

    Don’t worry, it won’t be a loud party

    Dreams don’t make noise when they die

    It’s just a sad going away party

    For a dream I’m telling good-bye


    Cindy Walker, "Going Away Party."
    (There’s a great new version on "Last of the Breed," the forthcoming Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard/Ray Price collaboration on Lost Highway)

  • Lundy, Ridder and Loyalty

    I spent a good chunk of the day tending various hooks in the water, hoping to catch word of the names of reporters on the voluntary buy-out list at the Star Tribune. But it was dead quiet. Not even a nibble. Even though there was word of a 10 AM meeting of Strib brain wizards to review said list.

    As we waited we chuckled over the letter published in the Pioneer Press from its’ former editor-in-chief, Walker Lundy, who is now happily retired in North Carolina, and I suspect wakes up every day delighted to no longer be playing pitiable henchman for Knight-Ridder executives. (Lundy left the PiPress for the Philadelphia Inquirer and a short, very bumpy ride.)

    Lundy took young Par Ridder to task for disloyalty to his former paper by hopping across town to “The Enemy Paper” literally over a weekend.

    The joke now is that Lundy, who was once considered a bit of an odd bird, an old school Southerner afoot on the passive-aggressive tundra, is now viewed as a kind of hokey savant. Lundy at least thought of himself as a journalist … and a character … and he liked characters in return. (God help him he loved mixing it up with Jesse Ventura.) Mostly though, Lundy achieves his new pedestal relative to everything that followed him into the Pioneer Press and what is now going down at the Star Tribune; a funeral march led by the bland and blander.

    Frankly, the loyalty “thing” in the context of rival newspapers was always a little suspect, even back in the fat and happy days of the late ’90s.

    In his letter Lundy reminded his readers of the various PiPressers who jumped ship for the Strib during his reign. Treasonous curs! To his credit he acknowledges that during his reign most PiPressers were earning significantly less than their Strib colleagues and the Strib had nearly double the circulation. (Add to that the fact the PiPress was and is essentially invisible west of the river.) Reminding some way too much of old Gophers football coach, Jim Wacker, Lundy always loved a good rah-rah about how, “Forget all that other stuff. We’re better, damn it!”

    The problem then and now is that money talks.

    I called Brian Bonner, a PiPress veteran and a member of the paper’s Guild pension committee. Sometime in May, at the latest, the PiPress will commence contract negotiations with the new management group, headed by Dean Singleton of Denver-based MediaNews, a man and a company with a reputation for getting what they want at the expense of their employees.

    “Yes,” said Bonner, “there was feeling of disloyalty [in the Ridder leap]. An audible gasp went up when it was announced. His move severed the last connection this place had to a long family tradition. Some of us really were stunned by it. I mean, these sorts of things aren’t supposed to happen. Brezhnev never jumped from the Soviet Union to America.” (Bonner spent a chunk of time in Russia). “No one expected [Ridder] to stay long. But I thought at the very least he’d launder himself through some other paper before coming back here.”

    “But, I never had the feeling [Ridder] was really emotionally involved in the place. The two pillars of his term here were our new geographic focus, [toward booming east metro suburbs, mainly] and cost containment.” If you don’t hear anything in there about producing a better, fuller, more complete and appealing newspaper, there’s a reason for that.

    Bonner credits Ridder for keeping his staff in the loop on the paper’s business situation … vis a vis the Star Tribune, in large part. But then, that is essentially all of what Ridder knows … and, sadly, pretty much all modern editors-in-chief and managing editors need to know. (God help those who remain at the Star Tribune though if Par Ridder starts making the calls on who best fits into the next marketing strategy over there.)

    Bonner also gives Ridder thanks for bringing in the paper’s current editor, Thom Fladung. “A huge improvement over what came before him, wouldn’t you say?” (A not even thinly veiled shot at Vicki Gowler, who Knight-Ridder promoted up to the 63,000 circulation Idaho Statesman.)

    Singleton has already asserted that a freeze on pension contributions is his primary/sole objective in the forthcoming contract negotiations. The Guild has said it will not agree to a freeze as proposed by Singleton, particularly since Singleton has sent out orders that no facet of the contract other than a pension freeze will be considered for negotiation. In other words, forget about trying to make up the money anyway or anywhere else. Nice.

    For the record though, when Singleton stopped by the paper the day Ridder’s departure was announced, he declared himself, “Not anti-union.” Why any professional skeptic would take him at his word, I don’t know, but some PiPressers seemed charmed.