Let's Play Hockey!

It’s tournament time, people. You know what that means … St. Paul restaurants will be packed with out-state hockey kids and their hockey parents. That’s a lot of Coke and Pepsi, my friends. But I actually have a great place for you, even if you’re all painted up and ready to WHOOP. If your team … Read more

The Three-Pointer: Double Double

Game #60, Home Game #31, Minnesota 117, Lakers 107 (2 OT) 1. So Pretty No Timberwolves player has been ripped as royally by myself and those responding to my treys this season as “Pretty Ricky” Davis, who has been dubbed either directly or by inference as a cancer, a coach killer, a corroder of chemistry, … Read more

Anna Nicole Coulter. Its All the Same.

Jack Shafer poses a good question over at Slate today. Unfortunately, while the headline, “Our Ann Coulter Problem. Why the Press Won’t Just Ignore Her”, suggests he supplies an answer, he doesn’t. Other than the talk radio crowd who eerily echo the notorious line, “Coulter has some good ideas”, (Like what? Blowing up the New … Read more

A Shallow and Sad, Sad Tale

Two weeks ago I was at Melrose Antiques with the boyfriend when I spotted something beautiful behind the counter: a long, lime green Bonnie Cashin jacket with toggle closures up the front and at the cuff of both sleeves. I asked the shopgirls if I could please take a closer look. They handed it over. … Read more

Dear Friends

It was like this. It was this way. Here was the way it was. This is how things stood: Silently. Still. At attention. That was one moment and unfortunately this world is all about one moment to another. In the next moment everything was swirling and it was as if I was a plastic man … Read more

The best hot rods for blizzards.

I have never fully grasped the term “waiting out the storm.” I can understand doing so during mountaineering expeditions, but not neccessarily during a blizzard in the urban jungle. Not when there are great cars that can plow through snow faster than Tony Montana without blowing a kingpin’s fortune. All it takes is knowledge of … Read more

Par Ridder? WTF?!

After picking their jaws up from the floor, staffs at both the Star Tribune and Pioneer Press began analyzing and contemplating what Par Ridder leaving the latter to publish the former really means. Ridder is the 38 year-old scion of the once renown newspaper family. A family whose dance with Wall St. devils proved fatal, … Read more

Looking Back, Looking Ahead

This weekend, I went to DIVA MN–which was quite fun, in part due to the attentions (or maybe it was just ass kissing) I received from a male model. I meant to bring my camera so that I could share with you the takes, but alas, it was forgotten at home. And then yesterday afternoon … Read more

The Three-Pointer: Losing the Wrong Way

Game #58, Home Game #30: Utah 106, Minnesota 83 Game #59, Road Game #29: Boston 124, Minnesota 117 (2 OT) What’s the Plan: Buck Up? Draw Straws? Haze the Rookies? The past week has taught us that the Wolves can be casually blown out by a quality NBA team, with consecutive 26-point losses to Dallas … Read more

The Non-Surprise of "Studio 60's" Demise

Having made a point — an “appointment” — to watch all but one episode of the highly-anticipated and now by all appearances canceled “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” I am not the least bit surprised it got whacked. And I am not engaging in schadenfreude. I was genuinely eager for another Aaron Sorkin series, … Read more