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  • Hail! Hail! Jimmy Walsh.

    I left Jim Walsh a message today, after learning that one of the first acts of new City Pages management was to can him and his column. I worked with Jim for a few years over at the St. Paul Pioneer Press, and always liked the guy. I thought of him as one of those souls blessed/cursed with the sense/express jones. He’s a guy who wants to tell people how he sees the world, how it feels to him, and how he is working his way through it. A blogger’s sensibility, you could say. But in his case, authentic and genuine, and driven by true artistic compulsion. He has a compulsive need to describe his responses.

    I had been at the Pioneer Press a few years before Jimmy arrived, and I remember thinking at the time that his hiring spoke well for the paper. The Pioneer Press, then led by Walker Lundy, still had a reputation as a “writer’s paper”. It could never compete with the Star Tribune in quantity, but it could still make a credible claim to something like literary quality. Lundy understood and appreciated what bringing Jim Walsh into the fold meant for the company brand. But modern newspapers are highly utilitarian vehicles, and management regimes change frequently. “News you can use”, was one of a dozen operative and quickly forgotten catch-mantras that flared and expired while Walsh and I were there.

    The Pioneer Press liked Walsh for his encyclopedic personal history with the Twin Cities’ music scene, which he mined reliably. But, burdened with an artistic sensibility, the sensibility of all good writers, Walsh wanted to push his time on the planet beyond reviews and formulaic features, the grail of stale newspapering. He wanted to talk about living in the Twin Cities as he sees, hears and feels it.

    Soon, Walker Lundy was gone. For all his corny, old school folksiness, Lundy thought of himself as a character and therefore responded well to the writer-characters on his staff. But he was replaced by a team of remarkably drab, talking point managers, with little if any background in the artful craft of writing, no end of training in decimal points and, I’m sorry to say, no detectable sense of joie de vive. These would be the Meatball Ladies, (see “Back Door Lovin’” below), a startlingly dour and joyless clutch of characters with no affinity at all for anything other than what had been specifically prescribed by the Knight-Ridder management training seminars that formed the bedrock of their journalistic heritage.

    They treated Walsh badly. Hell, foully. And now, with this City Pages action, I understand completely why he doesn’t return calls and tells the Star Tribune’s Deborah Rybak in an e-mail that he’s, “sick of talking about myself and the media”.

    From the way Jim did talk the last time we spoke, I could tell both he and ex-editor, Steve Perry, (see below), knew their days were numbered. But that doesn’t make new management’s decision any smarter.

    Playing Objective Participant here, the rap on Jim’s Pioneer Press stuff was that it was “too personal”, “too emotional” and “too weird”. The Meatball Ladies always seemed to know exactly what, “our readers” wanted to read. What struck me was how what “our readers” wanted pretty much always mirrored exactly whatever they were reading, watching or listening to at that moment, and how all of it was consumer driven. Needless to say, none of them got out much. Not much clubbing. Not much new music, unless you count maybe catching the latest Indigo Girls concert. Not much hanging out at bars chatting up odd characters just for the hell of it. And never … ever … discussing love and sex, like an adult, like Walsh did.

    My counter argument in support of Walsh — not that anyone cared or ever asked — was that considering all the inane crap that ran every day in the paper; redundant listings, celebrity gossip, 24-hour old “breaking news” and trainloads of fashionista-wannabe trend-watching, an impressionistic, Jim Walsh getting-the-feel-of-a-St.Paul-neighborhood-bar piece, or whatever, even once a week, was more than justified. Cultivate it a little bit and it would build an audience, much like the restaurant listings.

    But The Meatball Ladies were running the place by then, and the simple fact was they wanted him gone, never mind that when they made their move on him he had just returned from a prestigious Knight Fellowship (for creative writing) at Stanford. That’s “Knight”, as in “Knight Ridder”, the Pioneer Press’s owner at the time. No matter. In a classic line, laden with irony if you knew the particularly desiccated, misanthropic editor in question, Walsh was told, “You must think you’re special.”

    God forbid! What newspaper could possibly survive with columnists who think themselves, “special”? Echoing Roman Hruska, the gargoyle-like Nebraska Senator who once suggested that mediocre people deserved mediocre Supreme Court judges, the post-Lundy Meatball Ladies of the Pioneer Press committed themselves to the mission of exorcizing idiosyncrasy. Walsh was gone.

    But what is City Pages excuse? Last time I checked it was an “alternative” weekly, allegedly a place where, unlike mainstream dailies, readers should be able to find distinctive, off-beat, idiosyncratic writing that, who knows, might leave them with the afterglow of a specific person’s passion? The sort of stuff that, yes, might occasionally make them feel uncomfortable with its’ perspective, subject matter and approach. But the sort of writing and sensibility that might also make them ask a question other than, “Where can I buy a ticket?”

    Jim Walsh will survive just fine. In fact, tonight, like every Friday night, Walsh will host and play with a rotating crew of local musicians in the basement of Java Jack’s coffee house, 46th and Bryant, south Minneapolis. Its his Mad Ripple Friday Night Hootenanny. A crowd of about 75-100 soaks it all in from 6:30-8:30.

    Drop in. Its free.

  • Top Chef Finale

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    So Ilan is Top Chef, Marcel is the fool.

    Meh.

    Each chef had to prepare their version of The Perfect Meal. The food looked tasty enough, most of it sounded yummy, and yet.

    Ilan touted his passion for food, his ability to cook from the heart but I just don’t believe him. He knows that is what he is supposed to say and he turns out his food like he’s reading cheat-sheets written up his arm. How do you walk between a cuisine’s traditions and innovations? I think I would have liked something that said ILAN. Although I can’t help but think of him as a sniggering Muttley in the corner as he plots his next frat-boy insult.

    Marcel has stupid hair. He wants to play in the big sandbox, but kids with stupid hair will always be The Kid With Stupid Hair. He admires and works toward emulating some of the most creative food minds in the world and yet isn’t humble enough to see beyond the recipe, the technique. And the fact that he blamed the missing Kampachi on his helpers, without taking any top-side ownership shows a deep level of fear and self-doubt. Not so inspiring in a kitchen.

    Of all the contestants, I admired Sam the most. For his maturity, his hunger for knowledge, his sense of taste, and his humility, he will be well sought in the coming years. Plus did you see Padma almost lose it when she had to cut him? I think she loves him.

    For a sharper take on the contestants, there’s no one like Tony.

  • Casting the first stone

    Get a jump on a weekend of great theater, as the winter season picks back up. (There’s TONS of great theater going on this month and on through April, far as I know.) Best bet for tonight? Opening night of Theatre Latte Da‘s production of Susannah, the famous American, Appalachian-inspired opera that’s based on the biblical story of Susannah and the mean, nasty Elders.

  • Oh, Y from Honolulu

    More on the Sam Osterhout ‘n Geoff Herbach show: If you haven’t yet seen the Lit 6 Project in action, there’s a chance tonight when the troupe’s lead funnymen riff a two-man show on the rotten weeks they’re having. It’s free. It’s at the Mill City Cafe–not to be confused with the Mill City Museum. And if last weekend’s Electric Arc show was any indication, these fellows aren’t in the slump their characters claim to be. That was one helluva funny show, even boyfriend liked it! My only regret is not having my new digital camera along, so that I could capture the increasingly diverse demographics of the Electric Arc fan set. Looks like they’ll have to cool it on the geriatric jokes.

    O.K., so that’s not the dirt I had promised to dish, but Sam ‘n Geoff aren’t the only ones on a downswing.

    On a brighter note, my newest coworker, Jon Lurie, just sent this fabulous e-greeting, comprised entirely of satellite shots of letter-shaped buildings. Oh, Y from Honolulu / How I lingered upon thee.

  • McWow

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    Maybe it’s because they’re just too McSkinny in Japan.
    Maybe it’s because they have a history of readily accepting improbable, huge monsters.
    Maybe it’s because they love restaurants with a toilet theme.

    Whatever it is, Japan is getting the Mega Mac.

    If that freaks you, wait until you find out what the hell Grimace actually is.

  • Back Door Lovin'

    Among those of us who experienced what might be called a “difficult” relationship with mainstream newspapering, one of the jokes about newspapers’ numbing institutional voice was that that voice must never, ever risk offending the kind of fine and decent ladies you find serving meatballs and lefse at a Lutheran church dinner. Such ladies were the acid test for hyper-cautious, risk-averse newspapering, for what flew and what didn’t. If you could imagine the meatball ladies being shocked, the story or phrasing got the “delete” button.

    Well, here’s a dark secret. The average second and third tier daily newspaper newsroom was/is full of incipient Lutheran meatball ladies (and men), people who have assigned themselves the task of rigorously assessing the naughtiness quotient of topics and wording. If you’re a reporter, good luck getting every day, garden variety, workplace-tested sexual vernacular past that crowd.

    So imagine my amazement, (and sophomoric amusement), when I leafed through the latest edition of Vita.Mn, the Star Tribune’s latest weekly vehicle for, like, rollin’ with the dudes. There was “Alexis on the Sexes”, the freebie’s sex columnist, dispensing sage counsel and I dare say, encouragement to couples interested in exploring the exotic delights of anal sex.

    Well … from my experience with daily newspapering, I can assure you that decent women and certainly no men in the newsroom would dare mention such a concept above a furtive whisper, the latter out of fear of a call from HR. (A bit of an exaggeration there. In certain “safe zones”, such topics were discussed, sometimes ad nauseam).

    Vita.Mn of course isn’t a mainstream daily, is it? But unlike the various free weeklies that have come and gone around town this one IS owned and operated and edited by the Star Tribune, where encouraging readers to try anal sex is about as remote a concept as suggesting some Hadassah lady set herself on fire on the Guthrie thrust stage.

    I called Tim Campbell, the droll fellow who edits Vita.Mn AND the Strib’s A&E section. I asked about the reaction to the column. “About what you’d expect,” he said. Not much from the public, really. The target audience of precocious teens, college kids, twenty-somethings and pervy geezers took it all in stride, and in fact, said Campbell, they respond far more to fashion stories than “Alexis on the Sexes”. (The presumption being, I guess, that all the aforementioned, with the exception of the pathetic pervy geezers, long ago included anal sex as a regular part of their sexual regimen and therefore are really far more concerned with accessory trends.)

    Campbell said the intra-newsroom chatter about the column was also fairly predictable, with the usual guardians of righteous propriety, (“a-choomeatball …”), expressing horror and declaring … again … the great and grand institution of the Star Tribune was poised, verily, on the precipice of a terrible slippery slope. If back door lovin’ was now appropriate conversation within their sacred, Big “J” journalistic halls, (and mine you, without a breath of moral condemnation!), why every facet of truth, fairness and accuracy, will soon be dragged into disrepute.

    As I say, attempts by mainstream newspapers to reach those much-coveted “younger readers” are often laughable. (I mean look at WHO is pretending to be hip!). Such attempts are doomed until Big “J” papers figure out a way to interact with that crowd on … the crowd’s terms … not the terms of the paper’s risk averse, (and often extraordinarily nerdy), meatball ladies/men-in-training. If that means a sex column, so be it. But don’t — and Campbell has not — then censor the sex columnist.

    Frankly, I suspect today’s kids have access to so much sexual information — and sexual bullshit — they hardly demand it from an actual paper newspaper. But, if you’re the big, lumbering corporate publisher trying to reach kids, talking sex comes with the territory, which means you’ve got to demonstrate a semblance of crede. As in tossing in a column on tips and tricks for back door lovin’ with an attitude of nonchalance.

    Somehow that led me to ask Campbell if Claude Peck and Rick Nelson’s
    very amusing, very gay Sunday “conversation” column, “Withering Glance”, might be a good fit for Vita.Mn? You know, maybe in an expanded, unfettered sort of form?

    Campbell thought a moment, conceded that when Peck and Nelson get into vivisecting fashion disasters Vita.Mn’s audience would probably connect, but then, on second thought, no. “I think they’re probably just too old.”

    Brutal. And just when you were thinking every gay guy was forever hip. Instead … Peck and Nelson consigned to a wing of the same musty floor as other geezers and meatball ladies, the hetero ones who woo-hooed and scowled at the mere mention of back door love.

  • Filling in the Blanks

    There’s nuthin’ much going on this evening, and I wouldn’t want to lead you astray. But check back tomorrow for more information about the free Herbach n’ Osterhout show.

  • Robert Drinan

    Robert Drinan was a Jesuit priest and law professor at Georgetown who served in Congress during the seventies and was the first member of Congress to call for the impeachment of Richard Nixon. He died today.

    He argued that Nixon should be impeached for the secret bombing of Cambodia, not for the secret break in to the Watergate offices of the Democratic Party.

    In 1998, he testified at the Clinton impeachment hearings and gave then judiciary chairman Henry Hyde both a law and a morality lesson. I couldn’t find the exact quotes on line, but I remember one exchange that went something like this: Drinan told Hyde that he would be judged, too, for what he did regarding impeachment. Hyde sensed Drinan wasn’t talking about politics and shot back, “Do you mean God will judge me.” Drinan said, pointing his finger, “That’s exactly what I mean.”

    A Jesuit priest and one of the country’s most respected constituional lawyers–Hyde was out of his depth.

  • Shiver

    Two things of note this cold, Monday evening: One, another discussion about the making of The Grapes of Wrath, this one moderated by Star Tribune book editor, Sally Williams; two, Matt Wilson’s Arts and Crafts (not to be confused with Minnesota’s very own M.W.–this is a different fella), which plays the Dakota.

  • Three Dozen

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    Today is my birthday.

    Looking back, the past year held various cooking victories: the ice cream follies of the summer (basil/lemon, chocolate/zinfandel, strawberry/balsamic, Guiness, sake/cucumber sorbet)…a few good looking loaves of ciabatta, and one really ugly but tasty boule … the perfect Stephanie pizza (pesto, prosciutto, arugula, and egg cracked on top) … a five layer cake that looked exactly like a giant Crabby Patty … oh there must be more.

    There have been some failures as well, like Thanksgiving dinner. I never told you about that? Huh.

    But tonight nobody has to cook, and everybody has been asking where I want to spend my birthday dinner.

    There are so many great options. I’d love a quiet evening at Restaurant Alma, so simply elegant. And if I hadn’t had sushi on Friday, I would be parked at BaGu Sushi, my new raw fish favorite. We could jazz it up and go to The Oceanaire, because three dozen oysters for three dozen years would seem quite appropriate to me. If it were just me, I’d snag a seat at the 112 Eatery bar and selfishly order for three.

    But it’s not just me. It is the six-pack that comprises my family and it is a Monday and it is freakin’ cold outside (as it always is). So it may not be fancy, or cutting edge, but we are heading to the LT tonight, where a worthy and luscious double California cheeseburger will grace my little paper plate. Topped off with softy fries and 1919 Rootbeer from the tap, this soul satisfying meal will happily kick-off the next 364.