Category: Sports

  • Three Cheers for the Spurs; Two for LeBron

    Among the more contrarian aspects of my sports fandom is an aversion to hyperbole in general, and Big Events in particular as a means of describing and defining the games I witness. It’s probably a snobbish impulse, because Business 101 tells us that supersizing anything is the way to bring in the casual consumer, and I fancy my approach to watching sports as anything but casual. Nevertheless, superstars boost ratings, and every sport secretly hopes that their league will be blessed with the next Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, etc. (This is not limited to sports: Longtime music fans have lost count of the number of people anointed the “next Dylan” or the “new Bob Marley.”)

    I say this, of course, in the wake of all the hoopla piled on top of LeBron James’s legitimately spectacular and unarguably memorable performance in Game Five of the Cavs-Pistons series. I’ve read at least three or four accounts that refer to the performance as the real crowning of King James, as the moment LeBron went from everyday superstar to the status of icon or myth or legend–what we used to call a “superstar” before the language was cheapened.

    When confronted with this stuff, a little war goes on in my brain. First, I guess I’m envious that I can’t just submit to the frenzy of the moment, devoid of all context, and swim in the melodramatic agony and ecstasy of it all. But the more rational, analytical side is saying to the television (or computer or newspaper), “get a grip.”

    Here’s why: A year ago at this time, everyone was raving about how Dirk Nowitzki had taken that next step, had emerged from pure scorer up to inspiring team leader. The hype and hubbub over Dirk’s playoff performance last season (until the last four games against Miami, when everyone then immediately went crazy for Dwyane Wade) is how and why Notwitzki was awarded the MVP this year; which, if anyone watched both Nowitzki and Steve Nash this season, was a travesty even before Nowitzki was exposed against Golden State.

    Now, LeBron has always had way more raw talent and potential than Nowitzki, and, in my opinion, has been a better player the past two seasons *even before his world-shaking Game Five.* (Readers with good memories might recall that I picked LeBron as the NBA MVP in 2005-06.) So, obviously, the point here is not to rip or otherwise belittle LeBron, but to chafe at the black-and-white, all or nothing way the major-media machinery operates when covering sports. I practically threw a shoe through my television set listening to Magic and Barkley and the rest criticizing LeBron for passing off to Donyell Marshall for the trey attempt that was a make-or-break bucket in Game One. Who doesn’t think that if Marshall hits that shot the same blowhards aren’t gushing about how the superstar “made something happen” by drawing the defense and shrewdly compelling the win with his pass, perhaps even pointing out how it is an example of LeBron wanting to be more Magic than Michael in the way he involves his teammates on the court? The bullshit came full circle when LeBron eschewed all passes and took it hard to the hole in Game Two, only to get hacked by Rip Hamilton and thus missing the basket for another last-possession loss. Magic and Barkley both put on their bobbleheads and agreed that “you can’t expect to get that call on the road.” Hey, maybe that could have been a reason to dish it to Marshall in Game One.

    So now LeBron scores 29 of his team’s final 30 points and those who subscribe to the philosophy that your superstar has to be selfish and win games by himself are vindicated. Yup, it’s nice and neat that way. It’s just that a part of me wants to point out–as the wonderful trio of Marv Albert, Doug Collins and Steve Kerr did during the contest–that if Eric Snow isn’t in the game to strip the ball from Pistons players without fouling down the stretch, LeBron never gets the chance to be a superhero. Putting Snow in for defensive purposes was just one of the many smart moves Cavs coach Mike Brown has made in this series–another was giving LeBron a 3 and a half minute rest to start to the 4th quarter–but Magic and others such as The Sports Guy Bill Simmons had been ripping and second-guessing Brown before then. (Now, of course, it is Flip Saunders being ripped and second-guessed for not guarding LeBron more diligently. Perhaps Saunders was set up by the ball movement LeBron had fostered in the previous games; you know, the thing Barkley and Magic ripped on.) For that matter, if LeBron had missed only two instead of three crunchtime free throws, the game never would have gone into a second overtime.

    So what’s my point? That team sports are just that; a team game, full of all sorts of wonderful subtleties and wrinkles that ultimately mean as much or more than the jaw-dropping performances by the superstars. That the glory of LeBron had emerged before his Game Five explosion, when he combined with Hughes and Pavlovic to create the most suffocating perimeter defense in the Eastern Conference; and when his constant encouragement of rookie guard Daniel Gibson gave Gibson the confidence to come in and attempt, let alone make, a series of tough shots that totally swung the momentum of this series over the Cleveland. (Ask Fred Hoiberg why he was more valuable with the Wolves than anywhere else and he’ll tell you it was the confidence invested in him by KG.)

    The all-or-nothing crew is now going with the meme that LeBron single-handedly beat the Pistons. And sure, if all you do is read the box score and focus on the superstar, you see that 29 of his team’s last 30 is pretty damned single-handed. But how has the previously unflappable Chauncey Billups gotten so flustered in this series? Why has a seasoned squad of Pistons who nearly all the “experts” claimed was the undisputed class of the East and would wipe out the Cavs in this round, has instead gotten just two nail-biting home wins (that could have easily gone the other way) in the first five games? The fact is that those who called for an easy Detroit series underestimated LeBron’s supporting cast (team defense is so boring and easy to ignore, doncha know). Now that the Cavs are on the verge of upsetting their conventional wisdom, these same “experts” continue to disregard Brown’s coaching savvy and the Cavs’ synergy, and instead proclaim King James–it’s so much easier, and cleaner, without the messy details.

    The reason I love LeBron James is because through it all, and against an industrial-strength myth-making machinery that could inflate even the soundest of egos, he understands the context of what is happening here. No one disputes that without LeBron the Pistons win this in 4 or 5. But it isn’t all spectacular talent and a knack for coming up big either. Substitute Kobe for LeBron and the Pistons win this in 4 or 5 too. (Imagine how Kobe would have made Z and Varajo and Pavlovic feel during the season and the post-season; or how he would have reacted to Gibson taking over once in awhile.)

    And yes, LeBron *has* matured and taken it to another level in this series, and, just maybe, we’ll look back someday and consider this the great harbinger of the second coming of Jordan. But, eh, maybe not. And that’s my problem with The Sports Guy lately. I single him out, Bill Simmons, because he’s my favorite sportswriter (has been ever since Bob Ryan went simultaneously senile and Neanderthal a few years back and then Ralph Wiley died), and has proven on many occasions that he knows the beautiful intricacies of the game, beyond the hype. But in the past six months or so, Simmons has stooped to conquer. Humor will always be his saving grace–he makes me laugh out loud nearly every column–but he’s increasingly decided to shelve nuance and play into the lumpen “regular shmoe” stereotype. And that means hype. So it’s not enough that LeBron, in Simmons’ words, “made LeLeap” in Game Five; it has to mean that the Cavs “are gonna own the East for the next 10-12 years.”

    This is consistent with Simmons proclaiming the team that acquired Allen Iverson to be a world-beater, and that AI would practically destroy every opponent in his path once freed from Philly. The reality, of course, was that he was paired with the wrong fellow-star (Melo) and the wrong coach (George Karl) and faded away this season, even as Iguodala was emerging as his star-replacement for the Sixers. Ditto Simmons’s obsessive fixation on his beloved Celtics getting Greg Durant in the lottery. It wasn’t enough that this was, perhaps, a one-in-five chance: Every team had to be evaluated on whether they were or were not tanking, and what that meant; lottery histories had to be analyzed; college basketball had to be trumpeted while the NBA was besmirched. And for what? So a bunch of ping-pong balls could blow the whole fucking thing out of the water and expose the fixation to be much (much much much) ado about nothing? So, now that his Celts don’t have Durant and LeBron goes off for 48 and puts the Cavs on the brink of the first trip to the Finals, Boston is toast through 2017? Here’s hoping the Sports Guy stops looking for the, ah, Big Picture, and contents himself with the games, one game at a time. Because the beautiful thing about sports is that nothing ever stays the same, or very predictible for very long.

    And when it does, when genuine team greatness occurs, the casual fans frown and turn off their sets. That seems to be the case with the San Antonio Spurs, who have won so often that they have lost their cache, or become like rooting for the Yankees or something. Except that’s bullshit. First of all, the Spurs are not your classic “overdog.” Yeah, they totally lucked out winning Tim Duncan in the lottery, but since then have built their team by being ahead of the curve by scouting international talent, which is how they landed Tony Parker (France) and Manu Ginobili (Argentina) with very late draft picks, making a trio with Duncan that, along with demanding coach Gregg Popovich, comprise the heart and soul of the Spurs. And few teams in any sport have produced so much heart and soul over a 5-10 year period.

    Second, in almost direct opposition to their second and third championship teams earlier this decade, the Spurs have become a hell of a lot of fun to watch. In this year’s playoffs, only Golden State provided more sheer basketball excitement, and unlike the Warriors, the Spurs weren’t going to keep pulling the trigger on a game of Russian roulette until things ended predictably badly. San Antonio isn’t about lightning in a bottle: Their fireworks are gorgeous precisely because they’re as voluminous and well-choreographed as the skies over the Hudson on the 4th of July. Just because everyone on the team–from Duncan down to 12th man Benny Udrih–has a pretty well-defined role doesn’t mean it isn’t exciting or downright glorious to watch. No NBA has a pair of penetrators as adept as Parker and Ginobili. Few if any teams have a half-dozen players who are legitimate threats to hit the three-pointer. With Ginobili’s former Argentian national team collegue Oberto emerging at age 32 beside Duncan, no team has a more intelligent pair of low-post players. Oh, and I know this is boring and “hard to watch,” but *no* team in basketball plays defense as diligently and seamlessly and selflessly as the Spurs.

    But the Spurs are also a flavor that the public thinks it has already tasted, and so they get ignored, even by the commentators. In Game Four of the Jazz-Spurs series, if one had only been listening to the idiotic spew of Mark Jackson and (to a lesser extent) his cohorts Jeff Van Gundy and Mike Breen, one would have thought that Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer were laying waste to San Antonio: In fact, despite all the gushing Jackson was making about the Jazz’s top two players, Utah never led after the midpoint of the first quarter and was beaten at home by a dozen.

    To their credit, Sports Illustrated and Simmons have both correctly noted that after more than a decade in the league and with three rings already in his safe deposit box, Tim Duncan is playing the best basketball of his life. But Duncan has to share MVP honors with Ginobili for the Suns series (the true NBA Finals this year) and with Parker for the Jazz series. And Duncan probably doesn’t get those “better than ever” headlines without Oberto making opponents pay dearly for all the low-post double-teams on TD, especially the numerous times he’s cut along the weakside baseline and Duncan has found him for an easy layup.

    For all the times Parker and Ginobili have flown through the air, that Duncan has dipsy-doodled a turnaround hook for a banker on the right low block, the Ginobili has drawn the charge or pulled up for a trey or he or Parker have drawn the D and then dished to vets like Barry and Finley and Horry for treys–well, it is just beautiful, beautiful basketball that deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the classic Celtic teams from the 60s as well as the 80s (and I saw them all). Simmons is wrong: This hasn’t been a terrible year for the NBA. Not with the Spurs refusing to give an inch to all comers (and the AI-Melo Nugs, Nash-Amare Suns and DWill-Boozer Jazz are a pretty good test). Not with LeBron and the Cavs’ defense quickening. Not with an eight seed toppling a 67-win team in a manner that indicated it wasn’t a fluke. On the brink of the NBA Finals–which the marketers are probably already concocting to be a Godhead versus Dynasty matchup–the game has produced a bounty of marvels. And just between you and me, they’re especially satisfying when put into their proper context, with the subtle, team aspects allowed their place.

  • Nice. Nice. Very Nice.

    Wasn’t that swell?

    Isn’t it always a fine thing to see the local nine kick the living snot out of those shitheels from Chicago?

    And wasn’t it comforting to see Ramon Ortiz get his feet wet coming out of the bullpen, in a situation where there was absolutely no pressure? He did a nice job, too: three outs on seven pitches.

    Sixteen hits and seven walks: Swell. Ten hits from the top four guys in the batting order, and six hits from the bottom three. That was also swell.

    We’ve seen all manner of swellness over the last several games, and for perhaps the first sustained stretch all year the Twins have looked every bit like the team we all hoped they’d be coming out of spring training.

    Meanwhile, Britt Robson, David Brauer, and I kick around some thoughts on the first couple months of the season over at Britt’s blog, On the Ball. Go over there now and chime in on the conversation.

    We spent a fair amount of time talking about how difficult it’s going to be for the Twins to find the money to sign Hunter, Santana, and Morneau (the consensus being that Hunter is rapidly pricing himself out of Minnesota’s budget), but none of us mentioned Michael Cuddyer. This is a guy who’s also going to end up costing the Twins a shitload of money.

  • Jolly Good

    Just a quick note on what felt like a very necessary win accomplished in absolutely necessary fashion, or something like that.

    After Friday night’s 13-inning affair –a game that featured another shitty performance from Ramon Ortiz and valiant comebacks that ultimately came up short– the Twins desperately needed to give their beleaguered bullpen (Pat Neshek and Matt Guerrier, in particular) a breather. To accomplish that they were going to have to get a solid start from Carlos Silva. Solid-plus, something better than merely good or decent. Seven innings, minimum.

    Given the Jackal’s recent track record, that seemed like a long shot, but Silva more than delivered, going seven-and-a-third innings and surrendering only two runs. And the offense did just enough against A.J. Burnett (three hits, four runs, three of them earned) to eke out a 4-2 victory, take their third straight series, and give themselves another shot (and their middle relievers another day of rest) tomorrow afternoon with Johan Santana taking the mound against the White Sox.

    With the Central proving to be almost exactly as tough as everybody was predicting back in April, the Twins are facing a seriously uphill battle in closing the gap. The last week, however, has demonstrated that this is another pretty resilient team. With the bullpen plagued by injury and, increasingly, overwork, and with Slowey and Garza waiting in Rochester, doesn’t it make perfect sense to call up at least one of those guys and move Ortiz into the bullpen to eat up middle innings?

    Granted, it’s improbable that either Slowey or Garza will be this year’s Francisco Liriano, but –what the hell– it still makes perfect sense to me.

    Also, what do you do with the batting order when Joe Mauer finally comes back? Since Mauer’s been on the DL, Luis Castillo has been streaking in the leadoff spot, and Morneau has been a monster batting cleanup. At this point the sad truth is that Mauer would actually be a perfect guy to bat second, given his bat control, low strikeout totals, and often ridiculous willingness to lay down a bunt. I don’t think, though, that Gardenhire is going to pencil Mauer in the two-hole, or move Morneau into the third slot. Batting the two lefties back-to-back goes against basic baseball logic, but nonetheless seems perfectly logical to me. I’d want to get Morneau to the plate in the first inning as often as possible, and with Castillo and Mauer in front of him, and Cuddyer and Hunter behind him, that’s an awful lot of RBI possibilities, and little wiggle room to pitch around the MVP.

  • Some Puzzling Questions For An Off Day

    I don’t quite get this: The Twins have two guys in the AL top ten in home runs, RBI, and slugging percentage. They have a leadoff hitter who is eighth in the league in batting average. The club is second in the American League in fielding percentage, fifth in team ERA, fifth in RBI, fifth in hits, sixth in batting average, and sixth in on base percentage.

    Their two-time Cy Young award-winner is tied for fifth in wins, and 12th in ERA. There are two guys in the bullpen –Neshek and Guerrier– that have allowed fewer walks plus hits per innings pitched than Santana.

    The team’s starting catcher and reigning batting champ goes on the DL, yet his backup is hitting .306.

    Hunter and Morneau are all over the AL leader board –Morneau is second in the league in home runs, ninth in RBI, and tied for sixth in runs scored. Despite Alex Rodriguez’s ridiculous April, Morneau now trails him by four home runs, and Hunter has crept within three for the league RBI lead.

    Yet despite all these positive numbers the Twins are 22-24 and in fourth place (six-and-a-half back) in the Central.

    I’ll let KRS-One pose the million-dollar question: Why is that?

    The knee-jerk answer: it’s the piranhas, stupid.

    Or consider this: the troika of Ponson, Ortiz, and Silva –all of them question marks coming out of spring training– have combined to go 7-14.

    Or this: the Twins are 13th in the league in home runs (Morneau and Hunter have combined for 25 of the team’s 35 homers, and Morneau has hit six of his in three games).

    Of course you could take the glass-is-half-full approach and conclude from all those numbers that the Twins are a lot better than they’ve played so far.

    You could also decide that with one more injury or a prolonged slump from one of the stars and this team is going to be lucky to win 80 games.

    I’m an optimist, though, so I’m going to go with that first scenario until the Twins have kicked me in the kidneys so many times that I’m pissing blood.

  • Game Two In Texas: That There's The Team I Imagined Back In April

    Tonight’s game, along with last Friday’s win in Milwaukee (Bonser’s 11 strikeouts, Hunter’s grand slam), was a blueprint for the kind of team I thought the Twins were going to be coming into the season.

    Sort of, anyway.

    It still perplexes me that the guys in the middle of the order are being forced to pretty much score and drive in all the runs (Luis Castillo is batting .319 with a .368 OBP and he’s still a distant fourth on the club in runs scored –behind Morneau, Hunter, and Cuddyer). Considering how well those guys have done (and the absence of Mauer), it’s odd that the team has struggled as much as they have to score runs.

    The reason for that, of course, is that nothing much has fired on all cylinders for the Twins all season. Going into tonight the team had lost four of Johan Santana’s last five starts.

    They didn’t lose tonight, and the way Santana (and Neshek and Nathan out of the bullpen) pitched, the firepower of Morneau and Hunter was pure gravy, though certainly lots of fun to watch. Still, Morneau and Hunter drove in all seven of the Twins’ runs, and the 3-4-5 hitters (Cuddyer, Morneau, and Hunter) scored six of them. And those three pitchers combined for this extraordinary line: 18 strikeouts, five hits, and two walks.

    Hunter’s season has been an astonishing thing to witness, and I’ve never placed much stock in that old monkey business about guys putting up huge numbers in the last years of their contracts; the game’s just too damn hard to play for even great players to just crank it up a notch at will when there are tens of millions of dollars on the line.

    I’m still not sure what the hell Hunter’s doing differently this year, but he certainly looks like a guy who’s all of a sudden got things figured out. How often, though, does a guy make such great strides after he’s turned 30 (and Hunter will turn 32 in July)? Granted, it’s May, but the guy is on pace to post career bests in everything. He should easily have more doubles by the All Star break than he had in either of the last two seasons, and despite the fact that he’s slugged over .500 just once in the last six years, his slugging percentage currently sits at .616.

    I can’t figure it out, especially since he’s been hitting without any real protection all season.

    At any rate, that $12 million option the Twins picked up in the off-season –which I thought was a dicey move– is looking smarter all the time, even as Hunter is looking more and more like a guy who is pricing himself well out of Minnesota’s budget.

    It will be a damn shame if Torii finally puts together a monster year and the Twins finish in the middle of the division.

  • Random Stuff From The Weekend In Milwaukee

    You’d sure like to see your team hold a 4-0 lead, particularly since the Twins have had so few early leads of late. And, yeah, Dennys Reyes is the lefthanded specialist out of the bullpen –or was– but he hasn’t done much of anything to justify that position thus far in ’07, and his stellar 2006 is looking more and more like an aberration. It was supposedly a big surprise that his shoulder was bothering him even before he entered yesterday’s game with the score tied at five, but why was it such a surprise?

    The Reyes situation is pretty much Jesse Crain all over again. Both guys signed extensions in the off-season, sucked early on, were sidelined with ‘tenderness’ but somehow managed to avoid the DL, and came back only to endure more suckiness, this suckiness apparently attributable to injuries, the severity of which went unrecognized by the team’s medical staff.

    I don’t quite understand how a guy whose arm was aching a few weeks ago is supposed to get better by pitching to Major League hitters, but what the hell do I know?

    It also seems to me that the Twins have had a number of eerily similar situations in recent years (Liriano last season, for example), situations where the team’s doctors clearly failed to recognize the severity of a pitcher’s injury until it was too late.

    The loss of Reyes and Crain does put a strain on the Twins’ bullpen, but at this point, considering the way they’ve pitched, it’s sort of a case of addition by subtraction. Given Minnesota’s history of nurturing reliable and unsung middle relievers –there’s a long list by now, the most recent examples being Matt Guerrier and Pat Neshek– you always kind of figure they’ll find a way to patch something together. The way things have been going, though, this season figures to be a test of the club’s scouting and coaching resources.

    Is Ramon Ortiz
    headed the way of Sidney Ponson? How much rope do the Twins give him with Garza and Slowey waiting for a shot at Rochester? Consider that Ortiz was 3-1 with a 2.57 ERA on April 27. Here’s his ERA after his last four starts: 3.23, 3.80. 4.89, 5.36. I’m guessing that impressive start is going to give him a considerably longer leash than Ponson had, especially given that the Twins are on the hook for his $3.1 million salary.

    How much have
    the Twins missed Joe Mauer? They’d started their slide before he went on the DL –they were 15-14 at the time– but they’ve gone 5-9 without him in the lineup.

    Scott Baker’s quotes
    following his Saturday start in Milwaukee were even more refreshing than his performance. It’s hard to root against a guy who says stuff like this: “It’s supposed to be fun. If it’s not fun, why are we doing this? I think a lot of times we’re too result oriented and this game is such a result oriented, stat game. There’s too much emphasis on that. It’s about the process, it’s about enjoying this time.”

  • Thursday Update: Disgrace By The Lake

    Yeah, well, you know…uh, boy…ummm, that was…that was…uh, that was….I’m sorry, give me a moment to compose myself…I, ummm, I’m just trying to, you know, I’m trying to get my head around this…I don’t know, it’s, uh, it’s just…it’s just really, really…I mean, seriously, Jesus, it’s really hard…that was…that was, well, I’m not really sure, I can’t quite…I cannot quite…I don’t know…I, ummm…

    (Walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator door; stares disconsolately at the pathetic collection of 20th century condiments and takeout containers of fossilized and mold-frosted Chinese food and then drinks maniacally from a carton of chocolate milk; inexplicably removes his flannel pajama bottoms and shoves them in the garbage pail; sits down on the kitchen floor in his boxers, spits into his palm, and absentmindedly spells out F-U-C-K on the oven door with his index finger. A dog appears in the kitchen doorway and stares at him with a puzzled look on its face.)

    (Points at the dog) Tell me the truth: what the fuck was that? Don’t give me that stupid look. That. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. That. That. That. Why do I do this to myself? Seriously, why? I can’t…I cannot take much more of this. I won’t.

    Pussies!

  • Mistake By The Lake: Game One In Cleveland

    I’ll have to do some more digging around to figure out what exactly happened, because I left the room for what seemed like five minutes during tonight’s game, and when I came back Jesse Crain was gone and the Indians had tacked six unearned runs on the board.

    I used to think I had a pretty good understanding of the rule covering unearned runs, but I’m still having a hard time figuring out how a guy could give up six unearned runs on 25 pitches. It sort of hurts my head to think about it.

    It’s never nice
    to know one of your guys is hurt, but I guess it’s still sort of nice to know that Crain has been pitching hurt, if only as a way of explaining his lousy performance in the last month.

    Ramon Ortiz was
    not just disappointing tonight, but alarmingly disappointing. He looked absolutely nothing like the guy who pitched so aggressively and with so much enthusiasm in the early going. Maybe that’s the problem now; Ortiz works so quickly, and is so aggressive in going after hitters, that it seems like the scouting report is encouraging opposing batters to be equally aggressive in their approach against him. The guy gave up six runs on just 34 pitches.

    How nice of
    the Twins to pick this particular night to slug four home runs. The real problem, though, was that those home runs might have actually meant something if Glen Perkins hadn’t come in to relieve Ortiz and given up three runs of his own (two IP, four hits, two walks, 48 pitches: that line would represent a bad night for Sidney Ponson). Those three runs, and Crain’s later blowout –aided by Nick Punto’s first error of the season– made moot Minnesota’s late mini-rally.

    It was nice to see Garrett Jones, though, and Morneau’s two homers moved him into second place in the AL (now just five back of Alex Rodriguez). And the offense had a pretty decent night overall –every starter but Hunter had a hit– but with all the injuries, the offensive inconsistency, and the recent struggles of most of the starting rotation, this is increasingly a team that looks to be in a serious bit of trouble.

  • Blind Man In The Bleachers: A Different Sort Of Lost Weekend

    First of all, let me say this: the new radio home of the Twins sucks.

    I spent much of the weekend driving. I left Friday night with the game underway, and before I was even properly out of the Twin Cities I had lost KSTP’s signal, and spent the next two hours –headed south along the Mississippi the entire time– going up and down the dial in search of a local affiliate in vain.

    It’s ridiculous. I remember plenty of times in the past when I could pick up the Twins for, at minimum, a hundred miles in any direction. Hell, I can recall listening to the Twins in the Badlands, and also in the Wisconsin Dells.

    I apparently didn’t miss much on Friday or Saturday, other than continued offensive ineptitude, the implosion of the bullpen in the series opener (and another frustratingly inefficient performance from Johan Santana), and Sidney Ponson’s by-the-book swan song in Saturday’s matinee.

    Mercy, mercy on that bit of news. Thank God we’ve finally seen the last of Big Sid.

    I got back in time to catch the Sunday night game, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, but the Twins played like a team that had just had surgery to remove a large cancerous tumor from the top of its spine. And I’m not going to complain, but it would have been nice if the club could have found a way to distribute some of those thirty-one base runners throughout the three-game series.

    It was a laugher, sure, but it was a laugher this team desperately needed, and was pretty entertaining as well. How often do you suppose a ball club manages to strand thirteen runners and score sixteen runs in the same game? All eleven guys Minnesota sent to the plate had hits, and the Twins chewed up Detroit’s bullpen just as the Tigers prepare to head to Boston for a series.

  • Broken Record: Breathing Life Into The White Sox, And The Catch

    What?

    What?

    What the hell do you want me to say? Everybody and their crazy uncle is out there saying something, saying all manner of ridiculous somethings, and you expect me to shed some fresh light on this baseball team?

    Forget it.

    I’ll say this, I guess, even though I’m sure it’s already been said plenty of times already: Torii Hunter’s catch last night was the best catch I’ve ever seen him make. It was, in fact, the best catch I’ve ever seen anyone make. I was there, and the instant that ball was hit there wasn’t any way Hunter was going to catch it. He never even managed to get turned around, never even managed to turn his head, yet somehow he not only found the ball but caught it.

    It was a marvelous thing to see.

    The rest? Not so marvelous.

    Not so marvelous at all.