Hollywood is freaking out. Supposedly, the Writers Guild, Directors Guild, and Screen Actors Guild are all planning to go on strike next year (over royalties from the sale of films through other media), so the studios are rushing projects through the mill as fast as they can. Here’s a list of coming attractions, which includes (God save us) remakes of The Seven Samurai, Dirty Dozen, and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Lest we forget, the geniuses are also looking at giving us second helpings of crap like Porky’s, Clash of the Titans (I’ll take Harryhausen over CGI any day), and Disney’s tedious Escape From Witch Mountain.
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