Minneapolis Aquatennial

The truth of the matter is that we’ve blown off Aquatennial for years. Crowds make us nervous, and we certainly don’t need the imprimatur of City Fathers (or Mothers) to enjoy its most bountiful amenity—our lakes and rivers. And yet, Aquatennial has gotten so big that at least one affiliated event is actually drawing national attention these days: We understand this year’s Lifetime Fitness Triathalon (August 2) will be on network TV. Maybe we should take another look at the schedule—and take in the coronation of the Queen of the Lakes (July 25), or maybe the traditional Calhoun regatta (July 26), or the one spectacular event you pretty much have no choice but to enjoy, the mammoth fireworks show in downtown Minneapolis, July 26. www.aquatennial.org