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  • Justice by the Gram

    Remember when Sammy Davis, Jr., belted out, “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” in the theme from Baretta? The message was that you should be willing to pay the price if you’re willing break the law. But the implication was that punishment for the crime had a clear beginning and end. In other words, once you did “the time,” you earned the right to move on with your life.

    Our Constitution expressly forbids trying a person twice for the same crime. The prohibition against double jeopardy goes to the heart of what our legal system is all about: equal justice under law. That sentiment should be extended to make sure a person is not punished repeatedly for the same crime, even a politically unpopular crime.

    The sad reality is, that has never quite been the case. Convicted felons have a hard time getting jobs and housing, and in many states, they never regain the right to vote or sit on a jury. In other words, they are sentenced to certain forms of punishment that endure for the rest of their lives.

    Fortunately, ex-cons at least have equal access to federal student loan assistance—unless they have a drug-related conviction. In 1998, President Bill “I didn’t inhale” Clinton approved a law, the brainchild of conservative House Republican Mark Souder of Indiana, that barred anyone with a drug conviction from receiving federal student financial aid. The law does not recognize differences between drugs, nor amounts used. Getting caught with an ounce of pot is the same as selling a kilo of coke: Either will get you permanently barred from eligibility for federal student loans and grants.

    Souder and his fellow drug busters believed that receiving taxpayer-funded federal student financial aid is a privilege, not a right. Money talks, goes their argument, and the consequence of losing financial aid dollars might prove a powerful deterrent to drug use.

    And yet, in a recent New York Times article, Souder conceded that the law went way too far. He claimed he never meant it to be so mean-spirited. He simply wanted to discourage students from experimenting with drugs. Souder now says that students who are denied federal financial aid for crimes committed before college should sue the government.

    Needless to say, this law has a hugely disproportionate impact on blacks. African-Americans make up twelve percent of the nation’s population and thirteen percent of its drug users; yet they comprise a whopping fifty-five percent of drug-use convictions—the same convictions that will disqualify them from ever getting a student loan.

    George W. Bush wants to amend the law by limiting its scope to those busted for drugs while in college. Those with criminal convictions for drug use before college would remain eligible for federal assistance, no matter how serious the conviction. So under the Bush plan, the crack cocaine dealer who got religion before applying to college would remain eligible for financial aid, but a current college student caught with a joint would lose her financial aid. According to studies, more than a third of all college students used drugs in the mid-nineties. Are the Bushies really prepared to yank financial aid from such a large chunk of the population? More to the point, Bush’s so-called “fix” completely sidesteps the underlying problem with this fundamentally ill-conceived law: it treats drug-users differently from other lawbreakers.

    Don’t get me wrong. I am adamantly against illegal drug use and believe that those who break drug laws should be punished. However, in meting out such punishment, we must ensure that we do not create a cure more devastating than the disease. Massachusetts Democrat Barney Frank was absolutely right when he said, “We should abolish the whole rule. We should not encourage drug use, but you shouldn’t single that out as being worse than rape or arson or armed robbery.”

    Are all drug users really beyond rehabilitation, where rapists, arsonists, and burglars are not? Should any college student who indulges in drugs be promptly expelled, and have the doors of higher education forever slammed in his face? Why do drug users not get the same equal justice under the law?

    It’s time to reconsider how our so-called war on drugs is compromising basic Constitutional tenets of fairness. You do the crime, you do the time—once. Then you should be done.

  • Opening the Cabin

    -Full tank of gas that has appreciated 100 percent

    -Cabin polarized into cobwebs versus dustbunnies

    -Outhouse tipped over by sleeper cell of black bears

    -Hole in cereal boxes, turds on counters, tiny mouse-sized keg of Bud Light

    -A startled Dick Cheney reading “Tuesdays With Morrie”

  • Women with Vision 2004

    For its eleventh year, the Walker’s annual celebration of female film directors kicks off with the apropos new documentary In the Company of Women, a look at the vital role of female filmmakers in the nineties’ independent-cinema explosion. Though it sometimes feels like a ninety-minute commercial for the Independent Film Channel (which funded it), it’s still a heartening overview of the inroads women have made in the male-dominated film world. Other intriguing movies being shown include Double Dare, about Hollywood stuntwomen, and a free retrospective of the short works of Minnesota-born director Sarah Jacobson, who died of cancer in February. There’s also a number of strong features from outside the U.S., including the American premiere of At Five in the Afternoon, an intriguing, Spike Lee-like drama about a schoolgirl in Taliban-ruled Afghanistan who dreams of running for president. (612) 375-7622; www.walkerart.org

  • Local mystery writers’ readings

    If a flock of crows is a “murder,” what should you call a flock of mystery writers? An exhumation, perhaps. Whatever the term is, this month brings new books by four Minnesota-based authors of thrillers and police procedurals. In the interest of supporting the hometown team, here’s a rundown of whodunnit and where they’ll be reading from it.
    • P.J. Tracy, a pseudonymous mom/daughter writing team, return with Live Bait, a followup to their highly praised debut Monkeewrench, a 2004 Minnesota Book Award finalist in two categories. They’ll be at Once Upon a Crime April 30 and the Maple Grove Barnes & Noble May 2.
    • St. Thomas grad Vince Flynn writes potboilers about terrorist-fighting CIA agent Mitch Rapp, including the new Memorial Day. He reads at Barnes & Noble in Roseville May 4, Once Upon a Crime May 5, and Borders Block E May 6.
    • Cold Blood is the second novel from former Pioneer Press crime reporter Theresa Monsour. She’s at Barnes & Noble three times: in Woodbury May 11, in Roseville May 18, and in Maple Grove May 20.
    • John Sandford’s fifteenth Lucas Davenport novel Hidden Prey teams his sleuth with a Russian cop to solve a killing on Lake Superior; the similarities to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie Red Heat are, thankfully, only superficial. He reads on May 11 at the Barnes & Nobles in Woodbury and in downtown Minneapolis. He and Monsour appear together at Once Upon a Crime May 10.

  • Steve Almond

    For a guy who so clearly enjoys a tasty snack, Steve Almond looks awfully thin in his author’s photo. In Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America, the Boston-based food writer waxes rhapsodic on Tangy Taffy, Goo Goo Clusters, Peanut Bing, and a hundred others we’d never even heard of—small wonder, considering that there used to be as many as six thousand candy companies in America. Almond travels across the country in search of rare and obscure sweets, giving new meaning to the term “oral history.” If this gets your mouth watering, you should know that his appearance at Ruminator—which used to be called Hungry Mind, appropriately enough—is both a reading and a chance to sample a variety of candy bars made by small, independent American companies. To heck with the diet! (651) 699-0587; ruminator.com

  • Jane Smiley

    Considering her Pulitzer for A Thousand Acres, a deft recasting of Shakespeare’s King Lear in the cornfields of Iowa, Jane Smiley knows very well how to spin good fiction from the human capacity for self-delusion and hubris. She attacks that theme from another angle in Good Faith (due in paperback May 11), in which greed, lust, and a fatal lack of self-awareness gnaw away at Joe Stratford, a 1980s real-estate agent presented with a get-rich-quick plan that, of course, just couldn’t be a scam. Though Joe’s fate is so obvious we correctly guessed it from reading the dust jacket, Smiley’s perspicacious prose kept us turning the pages happily. She’s also just come out with the memoir A Year at the Races, which expands on the love for equines she first wrote about in the novel Horse Heaven. Galleria, 3225 W. 69th St., Edina; (952) 920-0633; bn.com

  • Joyce Carol Oates

    “Just to get it over with and done.” While that’s the fictional Tyrell Rawls speaking in “Cumberland Breakdown,” from Oates’ latest collection of stories, I Am No One You Know, he could be explaining how his creator has churned out no fewer than forty-three novels by the age of sixty-six. Without a doubt, there’s more than enough Oates to go around, but followers disappointed by the critical flop of Blonde and the mainstream success of We Were the Mulvaneys have long been wishing that she would return to the height of her powers in the short-story form. She has. Dust off a copy of Upon the Sweeping Flood before the reading. 10500 Hillside Ln., Minnetonka; (952) 847-8637; www.hclib.org

  • Louie the Wine Guy

    April 14, 2004

    It’s spring sale time, with plenty of fun and informative tastings to go along with the vigorous market. New releases have arrived, the economy is trying its best to support our interest in better wines, and soon, it is promised, our landscape will finally turn from gray to green.

    Surdyk’s led the way on the spring sale stage, offering a mostly low-end inventory. Now things bump up a few notches with Haskell’s, and up several more with Byerly’s/Lunds. And one of my very favorite stops, the Tonka Bottle Shop, is also going great guns with its spring fling through May 6t.

    Let’s take a closer look at the big boys, with both Haskell’s and Byerly’s having multiple outlets and covering most of the metro area. How do these stores and their sales really compare? First I will start with inventory, where the two giants take a remarkably different approach. Every Haskell’s store carries the same inventory, and its sale can be advertised in a nineteen-page catalogue. Very colorful, I must say, and requiring my little printer a full forty-give minutes to download!

    Byerly’s/Lunds, by contrast, vary greatly in inventory, as each store manager stories allowed to buy what he or she prefers to sell. The Minnetonka Byerly’s, for example, leans heavily toward imports, whereas the Plymouth Lunds is very pro-California. (I might add that as Tim Nordland, an eighteen-year Byerly’s veteran, has recently moved on to greener pastures—no he didn’t die…he took a sales position with Cat & Fiddle—the merchandise at the Plymouth Lund’s may slowly change).

    How do the two compare on style? They’re somewhat similar. Haskell’s offers its infamous “Nickel” sale in which the shopper pays “regular” price for the first bottle and five cents for the second bottle of the same wine. It’s common knowledge that Haskell’s raises the “regular” price quite a bit more than retail, so that the end result is nothing like two-for-one. An example: a bottle of Covey Run Chardonnay typically runs between $6.99 & $8.49. I saw it recently at MGM for $6.99, its “regular” price. Haskell’s lists the “regular” price for as $12.99, with a second bottle for five cents, yielding a “sale” price of $6.52 per bottle. Not such a great deal is it? One more example: Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio. At Haskell’s “regular” price of $13.99, the nickel sale price comes to $7.02 per bottle. Sam’s Club carries Ecco Domani with a regular price of $6.83; MGM is $8.99. Haskell’s offers a decent deal on the higher priced imports, which is perhaps its specialty anyway, so it is worth checking out. Just be careful!

    As for Byerly’s/Lund’s, they offer a “buy one at regular price, get the second bottle at half price sale” through May 1. This makes for an especially good deal on more expensive bottles. And, as far as I can tell, Byerly’s doesn’t jack up its prices before the sale. Another thing to keep in mind: this sale applies to any bottle, even those not in stock. Byerly’s will order anything you want and offer it at the special sale price. At Haskell’s, the sale only applies to store inventory. Enough said.

    Free Public Tasting Opportunities

    France 44 is featuring Bonny Dune this month, and will show some of its more esoteric offerings this Saturday from 2-5pm. I hope they will pour the Cigare Volant, as this is one special bottle. A domestic “Chateauneufdupape” if there ever was one. Any friend of Bonny Dune is a friend of mine. Check it out.

    Haskell’s chain of stores will be featuring a variety of tasting opportunities too complicated to list here, so it is best to visit its website for an overview. Go to www.haskells.com for the full report.

    There is hardly ever advance information about the Saturday tastings at the Byerly’s/Lund’s stores, except we do know that Connie will pour selections Thursday through Saturday at the Golden Valley location—as of this web posting they haven’t put together their list. Call them directly at 763-544-8978 to find out what Connie is up to.

    Phil, the ever-helpful owner of Henn-Lake Liquors, pours a selection of wines every Friday night, but information about his choices is always “hush-hush.” Stop by and surprise yourself. (Phil also tells me that he will meet or beat any sale price Haskell’s offers (or, for that matter, specials at Byerly’s or anyplace else…).

    Upcoming Wine Events

    Naturally we must start with Louie’s own extravaganza, Friday night’s Napa Spring Wine Fling, with over 60 wines from Napa Valley, music and magic, and a great raffle on top of it all. Watch a tasting report in my next posting!

    Coming in early May, but worth planning for, will be the fabulous Napa Valley Vintner’s Tasting (May 6, $75 per person). I will be at the event’s industry gathering in the afternoon, and highly recommend this event, as there are purportedly 200 Napa wines being shown (not that any of us could sample more than 50, but what the hell!).

    Hot Buys!

    Before closing up this tidy report, I must mention three fabulous bottles I picked up at Costco this week (for my Napa Spring Wine Fling party, of course):
    Flora Springs ’02 Sangiovese—$13.49
    Heitz ’02 Napa Chardonnay—$13.99
    Cosentino ’00 Napa Cabernet—$18.99

    Amazing wines… amazing deals… and you don’t have to be a member!

    That’s all for this week’s brief report. I will be back next week with an expansive, perhaps even over-the-top, unendurably long, insider’s report. Stay tuned.

  • Wing Young Huie

    Few photographers have captured a neighborhood as well or as thoroughly as Wing Young Huie did with his massive Lake Street USA series of a few years back. For his latest project, he and his wife and collaborator Tara hit the open road to visit thirty-eight states, Canada, and Mexico in search of the Asian experience in North America. 9 Months in America: An Ethnocentric Tour combines about a hundred of Huie’s photos with video installations and nine short stories, creating both a personal exploration of Huie’s heritage and a look at what it means to be American at the beginning of the millennium.

    THE RAKE: Your previous Frogtown and Lake Street series centered on specific Twin Cities urban areas, but 9 Months has a much broader geographic scope. Were you shooting for something more ambitious?

    HUIE: Lake Street was pretty ambitious. I don’t know if I’ll ever do anything like that again. Coming off the heels of Lake Street, I really wanted to get away. And I also wanted to expand and try different stuff. Lake Street and Frogtown, none of it really focused on my own background. I’m the youngest of six; I’m the only non-immigrant in my family. Everyone was born in China. I grew up in Duluth. I’d always wondered what it would be like if I’d grown up in other parts of the country, in, say, Chinatown. Or in the Deep South. So basically, “ethnocentric” describes a viewpoint rather than a subject. The subject is really America, and our trip. But in this America, the Asians are the majority.

    How did you meet the president of the Asian Worldwide Elvis Fan Club?

    We were in Houston, and read an article about a guy who’d seen the image of Elvis on his tree, in his yard. All it said was that he was the president of this club. So we looked it up in the yellow pages and the next day, we were at his house, which he had turned into a shrine to Elvis. He sang for us. He’s not an Elvis impersonator, though his son is. But he sang for us a variety of songs—in Moroccan, in French, in Spanish; he did country western, blues, and of course Elvis. He’s a Vietnamese immigrant, and the only thing he didn’t sing was a song in Vietnamese. He was inspired by Elvis and how this poor backwoods person overcame his circumstances. He related to that, as a poor Vietnamese immigrant. Elvis was a role model for him.

    Did you have a very specific itinerary?

    We didn’t know going into a city what we would do. It was serendipitous. We had a rough plan, but for the most part, we’d drive to a city and go, “OK, what are we gonna do now?”

    It must be second nature to you to look at something and say, “Oh, that would make a good photo.”

    You know, when you see Miss Congeniality talking on a cell phone while walking down a street in Chinatown, you’ve got to take a picture of that… When I was working on Lake Street, I lived in the neighborhood. Because the project was so big, I felt like I was seeing photographs everywhere, and it got to the point where I would have to drive outside of the area to feel less anxious. With this project, at first I thought it was going to be mostly about Chinese restaurants, but the further we got into the trip, everything became photographable. And so you can’t shut it off. There were times when I’m thinking, “Am I going to go talk to this person, or am I just going to sit here and enjoy my coffee?” Because that’s how we’d meet people. You go to a Chinese restaurant and start a conversation.

    9 Months opens April 17 at the Minnesota Museum of American Art’s new space on Kellogg Boulevard and Market Street in St. Paul. (651) 292-4355; www.mmaa.org.

  • Louie the Wine Guy

    SPECIAL: Napa Spring Report

    If there is a paradise on earth, for me this is Napa Valley. And it isn’t just about the wine, or about the vineyards. But it doesn’t take long to see why this narrow valley makes some of the world’s very best wines. The weather is perfect. The hot air balloons rising above the valley floor early on a spring morning bear testimony to these ideal conditions.

    I was lucky enough on one of these mornings, after an energizing hour of tennis, to drive the winding trail up Spring Mountain and visit with Barbara Richards. She is one half of the husband and wife team at Paloma. They just happen to make the merlot which won last year’s prestigious “Wine of the Year” award from Wine Spectator.

    We sat on Barbara’s porch overlooking all of Napa Valley—including the morning fog, and the multi-colored hot air balloons, rising above the valley floor. I knew this was as good as it gets. We spoke of the midwest, as they had moved to Napa from Calgary, and gardening, and, of course, about their vineyard and their wine. Barbara said that her grapevines are like children, that each one has its own name, and I knew in a moment why the single wine they produce won the award it did.

    “Love in a bottle” is how I would describe quite a few of the many cabernets and merlots and blends that I tried during my week in Napa Valley. To produce these wines that cost anywhere from $30 to $130 takes an inordinate amount of love, or at least passion. This is a whole different world of wine than that of your everyday $10 bottle.

    Not that the everyday wines are bad; they are merely different. There is a relatively small group of individuals who are devoted to taking this ideal growing region, using the best that modern science has to offer, and putting their heart and soul into producing deep and beautiful wines. And it is not, for most, about money or fame…it is about the wine.

    After my visit at Paloma, I descended Spring Mountain part of the way for a second meeting with the folks of Domaine Charbay. My first visit with Marko and his mother, Susan, at JV Wines and Spirits in Napa, turned my head around. Here was a whole new cutting edge in the wine industry. At Domaine Charbay, Marko and his father, Miles, are continuing a lineage (Marko is the 13th generation) of distilling and winemaking. They are making brandies from a variety of red grapes, and then using these brandies to make outstanding ports. I had never tasted a great Port before. It was sublime! And then they make this product, Charbay, which is Chardonnay fortified with brandy. Amazing!

    This same magical day ended with my visit with Viader up high on the other side of the valley, now watching the sun fading in the west. And, as a lucky coincidence would have it, Viader won the same award, “Wine of the Year” (well actually second), the year before Paloma. Amazing place; amazing wine.

    I can’t recommend highly enough visiting Napa Valley, or any of the wine regions in northern California, especially in the spring. This is a time when the winemakers have had their winter rest, the vines are just beginning to leaf out, and everything is fresh and new again. Many think that to visit during the harvest is the best time, but, trust me, it is not. Remember that, as glamorous as the wine industry may appear, winemaking begins as farming, and there is always a tension, a sense of urgency and even worry, at harvest time.

    In the spring wineries are very welcoming and, in my opinion, the vineyards are especially lovely. Any gardener knows the magic of springtime. Another insider tip: visit the hillside appellations like Spring Mountain, Stag’s Leap District, Howell Mountain, etc. The views are great, the crowds are less, and, I think, the wines are the best. As Rudy of Von Strasser on Diamond Mountain relates a traditional European position: “eat from the valley floor and drink from the hillsides”.

    Some of my top recommendations for visits and for their wines:

    Spring Mountain: Pride, Guilliams, Frias, & Keenan (and, of course, Paloma)

    Howell Mountain: Dunn, Viader, Atalon, Chateau Woltner, & Howell Mt.

    Stag’s Leap District: Stag’s Leap, Shafer, Adam’s Ridge, & Isley

    Diamond Mountain: Von Strasser, Chateau Felice, & Atalon (they blend)

    On the valley floor I would surely recommend a stop at Cardinale, for they represent not only the signature wine Cardinale, but also Atalon and Lokoya. For the wine and the property I would recommend a visit to Quintessa. And also you might consider Far Niente, who just recently opened their facility up to the public. But be forewarned that at Far Niente you must endure an hour-long tour before you get to try any wines. I had to peel off at the classic car display, as I could only take so much ostentation.

    And, of course my list of recommended visits would not be complete without a mention of Chateau Montelena. The history of the place is very interesting, and the wines are rather splendid. Not recommended: Shafer. I was very put off by their whole attitude, and their wines are overrated. And my week ended on a very high note, visiting the very unpretentious “winery” at Delectus. Gerhard, the winemaker, is a great guy, very bright, and he makes fabulous wines. And all this out of a commercial warehouse!

    My greatest inside tip I can offer with this report has to do with buying wine. As I assembled my small collection to show at my upcoming “Napa Spring” party (more to follow), I was warned that guests might be frustrated if they try all these great wines which are not available for purchase in Minnesota. Old school thinking here, as you can buy any wine from Napa Valley that you want simply by picking up the telephone. It is not legal in Minnesota to buy wine via the internet, but you can place orders, whether directly with a winery, or with a Napa retailer, on the telephone.

    And what you spend for shipping you save by not paying any sales tax. Now Minnesota liquor control laws do limit you to buying two cases per person per year, but this still allows you to buy some very special wine. Three Napa brokers that I recommend are:

    Back Room Wines; Dan Dawson proprietor; 887ttoll free77.322.257, www.backroomwines.com toll free: 877-322-2576

    Bounty Hunter; Tom Nicholas www.bountyhunterwine.com 707-255-0622; JV Wine & Spirits; Jon Sevigny or Meryll Cawn; www.jvwineandspirits.com 877-4MY-Wine

    Napa Spring Wine Fling

    If you would like the opportunity to try over 40 wines hand selected by myself, with the assistance of the experts above, please join me at this gala affair.

    April 16th, 7-10pm, Doubletree Park Place Hotel, St. Louis Park

    See the ad in this month’s issue of The Rake (page 24). There will be music and food and magic and a special presentation of photos from my trip. For the full list of wines being offered, e-mail me through my website:
    www.louiethewineguy.com

    To reserve your ticket(s), call 763-476-0699.