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  • Sexy Singles Strike "Silver + Gold" in the North Loop!

    SINGLES NIGHT

    Silver + Gold



    Come chill out at North Loop sweet-spot Clubhouse Jager
    every Tuesday at this subtle and sassy singles party! Enjoy 2-4-1 drink
    specials all night long, prepared by red-haired hottie and resident
    bartender Angie,
    who is a mixologist of epic proportions (ask her to make you one of her
    famous "surprise" drinks or shots, you won’t be disappointed). Grab a
    private booth, belly up to the bar, or take in the summer breeze on
    Jager’s awesome outdoor patio while enjoying the eclectic beats
    of one Jonathan Ackerman, whose Tuesday night repertoire ranges from Kanye West to David Byrne. Ok, I know what you’re thinking: singles night =
    lame. Not so, especially considering that yours truly co-hosts the night! Honestly, Jager is a great neighborhood bar with a classy
    ambiance and friendly patrons and staff, so single or not, Tuesday, (or
    any night for that matter) at the Clubhouse is always a good bet. Not to mention, I’ll
    be there on my laptop all night, so come down and say hi, or hit on me
    – it is singles night after all!

    Bonus: Don’t forget to leave a secret note for your crush on l’etoile’s Text Connections
    website the next day!


    9pm, Clubhouse Jager, 923 Washington Ave N., Minneapolis, Free

    THEATER

    American Buffalo



    Head to the Bedlam tonight for a spot of violence and vulgarity as David Mamet and Mike Rasmussen debut American Buffalo,
    the gritty tale of Don, Teach and Bobby – three criminals involved in a
    plot to rip off a valuable coin collection from a junk shop. As the
    heist progresses, so does the tension between the characters who
    eventually resort to real violence against each other in the battle for
    alpha-crook. Make a date of it, with a pre-show happy hour cocktail at
    the Bedlam’s cute bar, or share one of their "Polish-fusion" thin crust
    pizzas which are a definite must-try for anyone with tastebuds! And if
    you’re looking to get rowdy after the play, stop by the
    nearby Triple Rock Social Club for some late-night dance-action at Triple Double featuring Mike the 2600 King, DJ Espada, and Paper Tiger.



    7pm (Nightly through August 24th), Bedlam Theater, 1501 S. 6th Street, West Bank, $5





    SHOPPING

    Rewind



    This week’s hot shoppin’ tip comes to you from the outer fringe
    of lovely Northeast Minneapolis! Darling vintage clothing shop, Rewind, is tucked away in a tiny blink-or-you’ll-miss-it storefront on Johnson Street.
    One of THE best places to shop for quirky retro accessories and unique
    duds, this gem of a shop should definitely be on your shopping hit
    list. Each time I venture into Rewind’s crowded and cozy fashion haven,
    I am immediately fixated on the jewelry displays, which are crammed
    full of funky beaded necklaces, weird brooches, sparkly baubles,
    trinkets and do-dads of all shapes and sizes. Like owls? Their
    owl-related accessory collection is probably the biggest you’ll find in
    the city, outside your crazy neighbor lady’s house that is. Top off
    your vintage shopping spree with a pop-in to the always delightful Crafty Planet for some kitshy-cool crafting inspiration, or treat yourself to dinner at any one of the yummy little restaurants located within walking distance of the shop.


    Open Mon-Sat, Noon-7pm; Sun, Noon-4pm, Rewind, 2829 Johnson Street, Northeast Minneapolis


  • Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"

    In 2005 Woody Allen made a triumphant comeback to critical glory with Match Point, which earned him his first Academy Award nomination in eight years. Well, it turns out that was only a warm-up. Allen saved his true comeback for the summer of 2008 with Vicky Cristina Barcelona, an honest tragicomedy that switches out Allen’s intellectual musings with a compelling study of the complexities of love. Featuring one of Allen’s strongest ensembles in years, the film hearkens back to Allen’s greatest days and ranks another "must see" addition to his filmography.

    American students Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) travel to Barcelona to spend the summer with a friend of Vicky’s family (Patricia Clarkson). They are there only a few weeks when Cristina spots a sexy Spanish painter across an art gallery. He is Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), who made circles through the art world by way of his wild and violent divorce to Maria Elena (Penelope Cruz). After only a few glances, Juan Antonio invites the girls to a weekend away for sightseeing, wining, dining and sex. Free-spirited Cristina jumps at the chance, but Vicky, who’s about to be married to one of those boring-young-businessmen types, is extremely reluctant. Still, the magical weekend that follows sends the trio spinning into a mess of romance and violence. And the love affairs entangle even more when suicidal Maria Elena arrives on the scene.

    Allen has fashioned a sun-soaked fairy tale vision of Barcelona, a place where truly anything can happen. It is as much of a travelogue as one can make; every setting tops itself with its sheer intricacy and beauty. Allen and cinematographer Javier Aguirresarobe fill every day with soft sunlight and every night with passionate candlelight. Woody Allen’s Barcelona truly is paradise, and the rest of the film doesn’t disappoint. Utilizing a dry-voiced narrator that recalls high school health videos, the film unfolds as a document for audiences to ponder. Many perspectives on love and sex are thrown at us, and none of them perfect. Most telling is the relationship between Juan Antonio and Maria Elena, violent and vindictive yet they cannot stay away from each other. Maria Elena tells Cristina that it cannot be any other way; their love is missing something and must go unfilled and so it will always be romantic.

    All the musings about love appear to have had an effect on Allen. The sex scenes (yes, they’re there) are tender and intimate. Yet throughout all the lovemaking, he remains restrained and tasteful. A tender embrace between Johansson and Cruz, shot in the penetrable redness of a dark room, is tantalizing and intense but not graphic. You gradually become aware that Allen is going somewhere he’s never gone before with an easy and assured hand. How odd it seems that the year’s sexiest movie comes courtesy of the world’s most famous neurotic, but that’s simply the way it is.

    This marks Allen’s third collaboration with Scarlett Johansson, a pairing that has received much attention. But it is a match that suits Allen well; Johansson has never been more comfortable on screen, settling into her Cristina’s freewheeling but conflicted ways perfectly. Bardem eschews all the creepiness that brought him to public attention in last year’s No Country for Old Men by transforming into the kind of sexy Spaniard women dream of.

    But the real story belongs to Rebecca Hall and Penelope Cruz. In what should be her breakout role, Hall is simply remarkable; she could easily have become the trademark Woody Allen neurotic character in the hands of a lesser actress. But as Vicky’s conflicted feelings towards Juan Antonio and her upcoming marriage collide, Hall’s quiet turmoil makes the film real. And Cruz revels in her role as the wildly chaotic, self-destructive Maria Elena. She careens between violent rampages and gentle lovemaking as often as she switches languages. Maria Elena is a mess of a person, but with Cruz’s assured performance there are no doubts about her sincerity, however brutal it may be.

    When the film comes to a close and Vicky and Cristina post-Barcelona are compared with Vicky and Cristina pre-Barcelona, Allen makes his final, mature statement by avoiding making statements. He concedes that it is impossible to understand the complexities of love, no matter how many perspectives you observe. In telling the story of two girls who couldn’t be more different, Allen has found his voice in a way he hasn’t in decades. And if Johansson is Allen’s new Diane Keaton or Mia Farrow, so be it. If these are the results we get, we should all be thankful.

  • A Poem for Newlyweds

    I was at a wedding this weekend, which reminded me that, at least in Minnesota, summer is the same as wedding season.

    I’d only met the bride and groom a few months ago, after they’d already sent out the invitations. They were carrying a couch out from a duplex in Kenwood, trying to figure out how to fit it in their minivan; I was carrying my Lunds bags filled with books and DVDs into said duplex. I was to occupy the room that Dan, now a young husband, was vacating so that, for two months, he and his now-wife could live in mild sin.

    "Whuttup," I said.
    "Yo," they responded.
    "Word," I said.
    "Word," they agreed.

    My roommates – fine, eligible young men – are good buddies with Dan, and he still brews beer in our basement. It’s a pretty regular occurrence that I’ll come home from pretending to work at an Internet hub, and Dan is in our kitchen, washing out old bottles to re-use, or boiling down hops, or sampling a recent brew out of a wine glass. ("Whuttup," I’ll say…)

    Naturally we – my roommates, Dan, and I – end up drinking together a bit. Sometimes we accidentally get drunk. Which has led to some expedited bonding, to the point where it would have been awkward if I didn’t go to the wedding. (Upping the ante: a half dozen of Dan’s friends from the west coast were staying at our house this weekend.) And yet the invitations were gone.

    Dan and I get along, but are still not so close that I should be able to disrupt the entire invitation/R.S.V.P. protocol of classic wedding tradition simply because I live where he used to live. I got the sense that for a couple days there was a ‘what should do about Max’ conversation going on, though that may be have been my narcissism speaking and not actual people.

    It was decided that I would tag along as a ‘plus one’ of one of my roomies, whom I’ll call Robert, even though that’s not his name. Everyone was happy – the protocol was undisturbed, I’d scored an invite through normal means, and Rob didn’t have to scramble for a real date.

    Rob did, however, have to read a poem at the wedding.

    And he was totally cool with it – Rob’s been a poetry hound for some time now. Mornings, he sits in our living room with his headphones on, bobbing his neck and mouthing lyrics – except that his iPod is filled not with hip-hop, but with recordings of Wallace Stevens and T.S. Eliot reading their own poetry. No joke.

    And so an incredibly appropriate poem was selected. A good poem, that will partially be copied below, called "Epithalamion/Wedding Dawn," by local writer Michael Dennis Browne. Rob committed it to memory and everything. But then he found out that Mr. Dennis Browne was good friends of the groom’s family, and would be in attendance.

    For two days, Rob’s hands didn’t stop shaking.

    At five p.m. on Saturday, we were sitting in our assigned chairs at the Event Center on St. Anthony Main, Rob running the stanzas over in his mind, a crumpled facsimile of the poem in his back pocket. Soon an eminent-looking man crouched down beside his seat.

    "Whuttup," Rob said.
    "So what part of the poem are you reading?" asked Michael Dennis Browne.
    "The last part. Part three."
    "Ah," said the poet. "That’s the best part."

    I’m inclined to agree.

    "Epithalamion/Wedding Dawn" (Part 3)

    You must not be angry with this planet.
    For we are in a company
    whose music surpasses its pain.
    For I tell you, I sat in the dark, also,
    and the wedding light came onto my window,
    and the hills were cleared for me,
    and the field spread out in front of me, remarkable, like marble.
    And I thought; this is their day,
    how it breaks for them!
    O sir, the angel flies, even with bruises
    O lady, a bird can wash himself anywhere.
    The dawn that came up the day of your wedding
    took me in its hand like the creature I am;
    and I heard the dark that I came from
    whispering ‘Be silent.’
    And the dawn said ‘Sing.’
    And I found the best words I could find around me
    and came to your wedding.

  • American Conquistadors

    People averse to redundancy will cite the USA men’s basketball team’s sudden accuracy from the three-point line (12-25, after shooting 29% in the previous three games) and free-throw stripe (19-24, after going 69% before) as noteworthy factors in its 37-point rout of defending World Champion Spain, 119-82, on Saturday morning. But if accuracy is what you’re after, the most significant reasons for this thrashing are no different from the previous three this team has administered: Bloodhound defense that is quick, smart, relentless, opportunistic and synergistic. And unselfish, improvisational, transition-oriented offense that only very rarely opts for flash over efficiency.

    Saturday’s performance was so thoroughly sublime I can’t even criticize Jason Kidd, who had his best 13 minutes of the tournament by staying with Jose Calderon on the perimeter. Defensive quickness and aggression in transition have made Deron Williams and Chris Paul better options than Kidd in the backcourt, which is why both rank among the top five in minutes-played. But Kidd turned back the page a little bit with his lateral movement guarding Calderon. And he also was forced to take a shot, wide open for a layup on a breakaway.

    The performance that is likely to affect rotations in the near future was the play of Tayshaun Prince, who got some non-garbage time and drained three of four treys in addition to stolid defense. Not only does this push Michael Redd further into the background, it gives Coach K more length without backsliding on the team’s most significant virtue: the ability to extend crushing man-to-man defense out to the perimeter and still guard both the paint and the wings. For most of the tournament, LeBron has been the best inside-outside defensive guy, capable of both filling passing lanes and blocking shots attempted off the dribble. Prince brings a similar dynamic, and if he can also load up the three, opponents are going to have yet another matchup nightmare and yet another tough decision about how to defend this collection of superstars. The best three-point shooters for the USA through four games are Melo and Prince.

    Thus far, the USA has destroyed every team that has tried to pressure them. Their successful response has been an utterly simple formula: Paul and Williams need to avoid picking up their dribble (check) and get the ball to one of the swingmen like LeBron or Wade or Kobe (check), who either drive for a score, shoot an open jumper that usually scores, or, most often, dish down low to a man left unguarded by the manpower loss from the trap. LeBron had 8 assists Saturday, and it was probably his most careless game with the ball (he also had 4 turnovers).

    Meanwhile, at the other end, the USA’s defense forbids transition hoops. On a day of amazing stats, the jaw-dropper was zero fast break points for Spain, versus 32 for the USA.

    Aside from Prince, and general improvement from relative laggards like Kidd and Dwight Howard, there is a clearcut pattern developing on this team, as roles and identities are beginning to gel. And it contains a few surprises. Essentially, Kobe Bryant and Dwyane Wade have switched identities, relative to expectations going into the tournament. People imagined that Kobe would be everywhere, getting the key steal, the crucial bucket, and generally being the one to nip negative momentum in the bud. For D-Wade, people imagined there would be flashes of brilliance but also periods where he’d bite off more than he could chew, either trying to stick the dagger in with a shot or getting too antsy or just trying to figure out how to mesh his ball-dominant game in with a plethora of superstars. But Wade has played like people thought Kobe would perform, and vice versa.

    The lineup that Coach K counts on to generate separation is Williams and Paul in the backcourt, Wade and LeBron as the swingmen and Bosh in the pivot. After four games it is obvious that the Bosh-Wade-Paul-Williams substitutions improve the team. That’s not to denigrate Kobe or even Melo, Howard and Kidd, but the others are quicker defensively and just seem hungrier out on the floor. They–and especially Wade–demoralize opponents.

    A few more quick takes:

    * Horrible officiating in the first half. What happened to "letting them play" in the Olympics? The refs were especially protective of the 17-year old point guard Ricky Rubio, who went to the free throw line if he was breathed on during his first few stints.

    * The best opponent, by far, against the USA thus far has been burly forward Felipe Reyes, who shot 9-12, grabbed five offensive rebounds and also played decent defense. By contrast, I was shocked at how poorly Calderon played, but not at the lousy performance by Juan Navarro. The former is a future all star in the NBA; the latter was a clanking gunner during the games Memphis played the Wolves last years. Navarro also doesn’t play defense.

    * Finally, I’m going to use a comment by Strib writer Rachel Blount on Sunday to air a pet peeve of mine regarding writers who obviously either don’t like pro hoops or don’t understand pro hoops feeling free to parade their ignorance. Blount is hardly the biggest offender. In fact, in her piece, titled "U.S. stars also are slam-dunk ambassadors," she made the salient point that the Olympics benefit from the absence of the pro sports sideshow (she calls it NBA, but all major team sports have it); the stupid skits and contests and announcers and film clips and ads ads ads.

    But then Blount wrote: "They are playing a brand of ball far more entertaining than most NBA games." Well, if you lean on the side of jingoism and enjoy watching Americans outclass the world, yes, it is thoroughly enjoyable. And simply from an aesthetic standpoint, the USA men’s games have been things of beauty. But is this really preferable to the NBA? Would you want nothing but all-star games in all the sports that are played? Do we want to see Canada vs Russia or the Czech Republic in hockey, or a Red Wings-Stars finals?

    Blount elaborates, saying "The real appeal of this group shines when Chris Paul dishes off to Carmelo Anthony on the baseline for a jam, when Dwyane Wade strips the ball away to start a fast break, when Tayshaun Prince lofts a pass over the rim for LeBron James to throw it through." Well, wait a minute. Did Blount watch Chris Paul during the regular season or playoffs at all last season? Because he dished for more jams per game in those contests than he has in the Olympics. And why Wade stripping the ball from a hapless Angolan is somehow preferable to James Posey stripping Lamar Odom in the Finals, for example, is beyond me.

    Yeah, I know, she said "most" NBA games. But it still amounts to "Olympics are better hoops than the NBA," and is part of what has become stupid conventional wisdom among the general public over the past 20 years. It happens to the NBA far more than other team sports. How many times have we all heard–"I don’t watch the NBA until–insert either "second half," "fourth quarter," or "final few minutes" here–because that’s when they really start trying." That’s like me saying I don’t watch baseball until the 9th inning because that’s when the teams insert their best pitchers, or I don’t watch football until the final few minutes because that’s when teams really start trying to score with long passes and less time between plays.

    Long long ago, Rachel Blount covered the Minnesota Timberwolves as a beat for the Strib. She wasn’t terrible but she didn’t distinguish herself and didn’t last long. She went and found things that were more enjoyable for her to write–like the Olympics.

  • My Own Private Audio

    Sometimes it is better to show up late.

    I walked into the third annual Headphone Festival at the Rochester Art Center after it had begun and was immediately aware of the strange social space this event creates. The first floor atrium was divided in two, columns in the middle of the space wrapped in chic black plastic, separating the performance space from the galleries. On the other side of the plastic the room was dim and silent as dozens of people arrayed in chairs and couches, their headphones all plugged into jacks at their tables, their gaze transfixed by images on a video screen behind the tables where the performers were set up. The silence led me to think, momentarily, that I wasn’t late at all, and that the performances had yet to begin. Of course, it didn’t take long to remember that the event was only happening for those who were plugged in. Despite this realization, the silence itself was somehow more tangible than the experience in the audience’s headphones, leading non-participants and latecomers to behave as though entering a library, tiptoeing through the room as quietly as possible, whispering, as though the smallest sound might interrupt someone’s headphone experience. I found a seat at a table near the front, noisily.

    As I rummaged through my bag to find my headphones, I continued feeling compelled to be as quiet as possible, though I was surely the only person in the room who could hear. Finally I plugged myself in and could join the event. Oddly, to participate I had to leave a social space and enter a private space. With my headphones on I was in my own bubble. The sound quality was clear, with some interesting things happening in the stereo field. The music itself, however, seemed somewhat run of the mill: ambient electronic chill-out music. Pleasant enough, but I was somehow expecting something that would demand more of the listener, or engage more thoroughly with the strange situation the headphones created. It was unclear why music like this couldn’t simply come out of the PA speakers sitting at the front of the room, waiting for the late night dance party to begin.

    As I waited for something more interesting to happen, I realized that the headphones exerted a certain kind of pressure. I was getting antsy. I felt tethered to my table. My ears were too warm. I wanted to get a beer. I felt like wandering through the galleries. Of course, if I got up to do any of those things I would no longer be listening, even casually. Worse yet, as I walked through the silent room I would somehow be signaling to the audience and performer alike that I was not interested. I decided to get a beer and wait until the end of the performance to visit the upstairs galleries.

    In the galleries was an exhibition entitled Roman Signer: Works, described as "one of the largest and most comprehensive exhibitions" of the Swiss artist’s work to date in the United States. Signer’s work is deceptively simple, consisting of everyday objects arranged in unusual ways, with poetic, humorous and thought-provoking results. Bicycles and bicycle parts abound, perhaps a nod to Marcel Duchamp and Signer’s dada lineage. As I made my first pass through the galleries, I was reminded of Arthur Danto’s phrase "transfiguring the commonplace." Every work here could be described this way. The first work to stop me in my tracks and make clear that these were no mere one-liners was Bar, an installation featuring six large fans lying on their backs on the floor, suspended above which were six whiskey bottles lazily rotating in the breeze. The effect was beautiful, dreamlike, evocative of nothing so much as the tipsy euphoria that suspends reality, if only temporarily. I could have looked at it for hours. However, at this point I realized another strange artifact of the Headphone Festival; there was no way for me to know if the next performance had started. So, I headed back down to plug back in.

    Back in my audio bubble I found my mind wandering, considering the untapped potential of this strange social situation. Once again, the music was clear and played with some mild stereo effects, but nothing seemed to exploit the social space the event created. I found myself wondering what the real advantage of the headphones was, other than giving each audience member a private experience, ensuring the clarity of the audio and forcing audience members to pay attention. I wondered if it might be more interesting if this solitary experience was exaggerated. Perhaps we should all be sitting in cubicles, perhaps the event should happen online. I thought, too, that if this experience was inherently personal perhaps I should have more agency and involvement. Why could I not mix and pan the sounds myself? What if my movements through the architecture changed my auditory experience? What if the other audience members somehow changed my experience? What if this apparently personal space in the public sphere was shattered somehow? When were the artists going to do something that pushed at the limitations they had been given?

    After the next two performers had finished there was a brief panel discussion with the curator and performers, and I hoped that this might help answer some of my questions. Curator Scott Stulen discussed the genesis of Headphone Festivals, which developed in Europe as a response to noise ordinances. A clever and creative response, I thought, but that didn’t quite explain why one would exist where noise ordinances were not a problem. Most of the questions from the audience seemed to address technical issues, equipment, software, and the musical sounds themselves. This forced me into the uncomfortable position of having to ask a question. This is unlike me. Still, I wanted to know what the artists thought: Outside of the audio clarity, and especially given the social situation created, what is the advantage of a headphone festival when there are no noise ordinances to get around? Scott was the first to respond to my question, honestly and somewhat bravely admitting that, as a curator, one is always seeking novel ideas, and that this was an appeal. I was more disappointed by the artists’ responses, which all seemed to be about the audio experience, and that the headphones ensured the audience heard the music as they intended. One performer mentioned the greater possibility of playing with stereo effects, though I think these must have been lost on the many couples sharing a pair of iPod buds between them. Several mentioned the more private, contemplative space the headphones create. The devil’s advocate in me wondered, again, why that would not be true if this even streamed online, or for that matter, if I had a CD of the music presented? It seemed ironic, too, that they were simultaneously excited about complete artistic control, while suggesting there was something empowering for the audience here. I felt that the performers were somehow missing some of the potential of the situation.

    With a break in the music I headed back to the galleries, and became acutely aware of how many of Signer’s pieces seemed to be about potential, with sculptures that either embodied a frozen potential for action, or worked somehow as an index of an action that had already taken place. In Bulletproof Umbrella a red balloon is protected by the titular umbrella, leaving the viewer anxiously awaiting the shot; in Tunnel a gun lies on the ground, pointing through a tunnel created in a rug, with a target on the wall, again pregnant with anticipation. Two of the bicycle works suggest actions that have already taken place. In Bicycle and Wooden Beams the front wheel of a bicycle is lodged in a pile of 2"x2"s, displacing the center beams by a few inches, a futile and pathetic battering ram. Bicycle with Yellow Ribbon consists of a wood
    en shipping crate (the perfect size for a bicycle), wrapped in a yellow ribbon, which connects to a spool attached to the rear of a bicycle leaning on its kickstand nearby. This immediately brings to mind the image of Signer riding his bicycle around its crate, somehow capturing its captor, as well as the effort and costs of the journey the bike took from Switzerland. In the two pieces each entitled Wheel, potential is frozen in place. In the earlier iteration a bicycle wheel is lodged in cement, absurd and useless. In the more recent version, a wheel is lodged in a brick of ice, kept inside a freezer. The wheel is locked in place, its potential for movement stalled, but only temporarily, as the ice may melt leaving the wheel free to fall or roll.

    Another theme throughout Signer’s work was energy, specifically the transformation of energy into action, and how much energy it takes to make a small change occur. This was clear in Bicycle with Wooden Beams, as well as the huge freezer preserving the second Wheel, but clearer still in the video pieces Office Chair and Dot. In Dot the artist sits before a blank canvas at a plein air easel, paint brush in hand, while a fuse behind him burns. Eventually a firework explodes, startling the artist, who lurches forwards, leaving a dot on the canvas, the indexical remnant of the performance. In Office Chair Signer sits in a typical swiveling office chair, a firework in each hand. As the fireworks go off, spewing sparks and smoke, the chair spins several times and then comes to a standstill, a pathetic seeming reaction to a huge investment of energy. Outside of the wit present here, there is also a timely political reminder of how much energy we use for the most mundane activities. This was most evident in Solar Suitcase. In this work a suitcase covered with solar cells sat on the floor, illuminated by a large photographic lamp. A wire led from the suitcase to a tiny flashlight bulb, whose dim light was the apparent end result of this energy transfer. This work was simple, humorous and thought provoking all at once.

    Back at the headphone festival the final performer of the evening finally did something with the potential of the public/private space the event set up. Bryce Beverlin II was the first non-electronic performer of the evening, and I was initially skeptical about how a closely miked acoustic performance would translate to the headphone experience. Beverlin sat on the floor, surrounded by cymbals, cups, and a handful of other quotidian objects. To begin, he crumpled a piece of plastic wrap in front of the microphones, moving it left to right, playing with the strong stereo field of the headphones. Unlike the previous electronic panning, however, this had an element of strangeness; we could see that he was moving the plastic no more than 6 inches left and right, yet the sound moved from one stereo extreme to another in the headphones. The sound, too, was surprising, louder, more complicated and frankly more irritating than standard crinkling. As Beverlin began playing the objects on the floor with drumsticks their sounds, too, were transfigured by the close miking. Finally, the audience’s private audio space was invaded, as Beverlin began letting loose vocal murmurs, grunts, moans, gulps, slurps and breaths. At full volume in the headphones, seemingly happening in the center of one’s head, this was deeply disquieting and served to make the confluence of private and public space much more strange than the previous performers had. With this taste of the possible potential of the Headphone Festival I found myself looking forward to next year, and hoping more artists will rise to its challenge and push at its boundaries.

  • Mark Halperin of Time Magazine Shares His Perspective

    DISCUSSION
    Covering the 2008 Election: Perspective from the
    Frontlines

    As the Republican National Convention gears up to hit our fair
    cities with a conservative onslaught in a couple of weeks, and the election
    looms, so come many politically-themed events of all shapes, sizes and colors.
    The St. Paul Public Library’s Saint Paul-itics leads the way with a
    series of intelligent events designed to educate and inform voters. Tonight’s
    edition features Mark Halperin,
    editor-at-large and senior political analyst for TIME, who will discuss his work
    covering politics, elections and debates for the magazine and TIME.com. This also happens to be home to Halperin’s popular website The
    Page
    , which features the latest political stories, campaign ads, TV
    clips, videos and campaign reactions from every news source, along with his own
    analysis. Author of The Undecided Voter’s Guide to the Next
    President
    , and co-author of The Way to Win: Taking the White
    House in 2008
    , Halperin will share wisdom, wit and opinons tonight at Metro
    State University. Book signing to follow. Free tickets
    available online
    .

    7pm, Metro State University Founders Hall, 700 East
    7th Street, St. Paul, Free

    MUSIC
    Rodrigo y Gabriela

    Tonight the Ave welcomes Rodrigo Sánchez and Gabriela Quintero aka
    Rodrigo y Gabriela – a
    charmingly novel duo from Mexico who are famous for playing covers of heavy metal
    songs on acoustic guitars. Sound cheesey? Well, maybe a little, but the fact
    that they are actually good, really
    good,
    helps immensely. An impressive cover band doesn’t just mimic a
    familiar song, they spin it into something completely unexpected. Not unlike one
    of my favorite loungey cover acts Nouvelle Vauge, Rodrigo y
    Gabriela apply their distinct style to music they love. Imagine Metallica’s Orion adapted into a dueling of nimble finger picking, or
    an acoustic version of Stairway to Heaven infused
    with latin pizzaz – and you have Rodrigo y Gabriela. The duo also plays
    original material that will knock your socks off, and tonight’s show will definitely do just that.

    7:30pm, First Avenue, 701 1st Avenue N, Minneapolis, $28 Adv, $30 Door

    THEATER
    Little House on the Prairie

    In a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-kind of
    way, Little House is a female
    force. The musical’s creative crew is comprised entirely of women. And among the
    cast, the Ingalls ladies prove a close bunch, if often due to necessity of
    keeping warm on the bitter plain. That’s not to say Little House
    doesn’t offer up something for those men in the audience. Scenes showcasing
    pioneers’ hardships will resonate with any man balancing the lure of adventure
    with responsibilities of family and home life. Charles "Pa" Ingalls is a
    proud man seeking not fortune, but sustenance. Steve Blanchard, as Charles,
    raises his fist and curses the sky more than once. But he is the foundation upon
    which the family can rest it’s weary, frontier blues; with a pluck of his
    fiddle, the group is enlivened and ready to face yet another disaster. The true
    backbone of the family, what Pa says, goes. -Jill
    Yablonski

    Read the full review HERE.

    While tickets aren’t available for tonight, I have it on good
    authority that there are some tix still out
    there
    for future performances – but you better step to it, because they
    definitely won’t last long!

    Times Vary, Guthrie Theater, 818 2nd Avenue S, Downtown Minneapolis

  • Vicky's Place

    If I hadn’t been surfing the web, I would never have run
    across the website of The Bush Chicken, the online magazine of Minnesota’s
    Liberian community, and then I also would never have heard of Vicky’s Place. The ad in the Bush Chicken looked promising, though – it promised
    fufu and soup, torborgee, attieke, fried rice and more. With a little more
    surfing, I discovered Vicky’s website,
    and a lot more interesting-sounding dishes – lots of standard American fare,
    ranging from pancakes and French toast to chicken wings and hoagies and daily
    Liberian specials.

    So I jumped in my car and headed up to Brooklyn Park for
    lunch – I almost drove past Vicky’s – from the outside, it looks at first like
    an abandoned gas station. But the sign in the window said open, so I walked
    into a brightly lit little dining room with silk flowers on the table and a big
    flatscreen TV tuned to As the World Turns. The only person in the restaurant
    was Vicky Pour herself. I told her that I wanted to try some Liberian food, and
    she told me to have a seat.

    Within a few minutes, she returned with the first course – a
    dish of parboiled rice, and a bowl of mixed meats (chicken, beef and smoked
    turkey) in a thick green palaver sauce. Vicky said it was a mixture of okra and
    spinach, which comes close to describing the texture, but I am not sure about
    the flavorings – except that it reminded me a bit of a Creole file gumbo
    (another dish with west African roots). It was delicious.

    Wikipedia describes palaver sauce as:

    "a type of stew widely eaten in West Africa,
    including Ghana, Liberia, Sierra
    Leone and Nigeria.The
    word palaver comes from the Portuguese language and means a talk, lengthy
    debate or quarrel.
    It is unclear how this led to the name of the stew.
    One theory is that when the stew was first made, with long, ropey greens,
    people would start quarrels by slapping each other with the greens from their
    stew."

    Next came a bowl of fufu, a rubbery white ball of cooked
    starch (made from plantain, according to Vicky) accompanied by a bowl of pepper
    soup, a clear but very flavorful broth with the same meats as the palaver
    sauce. Vicky explained that in Liberia, it’s actually quite spicy, but she
    serves a milder version in Minnesota, with hot pepper sauce on the side. Not
    knowing any better, I ate the fufu with a spoon, spooning a little soup into
    the bowl with the fufu, then cutting off a little fufu, and eating them together.
    I later learned (again thanks to Wikipedia) that it is more customary to pinch
    off a little ball of the fufu, make an indentation in the dough, and fill it
    with the soup.

    At any rate, definitely worth a visit – on Sundays, Vicky
    offers an all-you-can-eat Sunday brunch for $8.99.

    Vicky’s Place, 7648 Humboldt Ave. N., Brooklyn Park, 763-560-9912

    If Brooklyn Park is too far a drive, you can find some
    similar West African dishes at Three Crowns Nigerian restaurant, 2817 Lyndale
    Ave S., Minneapolis, (612) 813-4444. Also recommended.

     

  • Roadkill Bikinis

    Above: I found a roadkill fashion site. Lovely.

    My post on the abuse of automotive icons at church camps has turned up the most amazing things.

    I was informed (by a source who will remain annoymous) that church camps have the strangest of hazing rites (and here you think writing about cars leads to nothing more than a surge of testosterone).

    Above: Boots, not a bikini, but you get the idea. The fur is dyed. Killer.

    For example, one unamed former camper/counselor informed me that at a camp deep in the woods of some unamed forest (let’s say it’s out East to protect the innocent and avoid the wrath of PETA) that the very apogee of leadership at this said camp invovled winning the "Yuck, Yuck, Up Chuck" award for most disgusting costume.

    Apparently this invovled making bikinis from any manner of dipsoable hygeine products and, for a pure sartorial flouish, the skins of freshly killed animals (I don not believe this invovled sacrifice).

    How funny is that?

    While a small coeterie of depraved artists in the world’s fashion capitals conjure up the most revolting ideas (child exploitation, sex with statues, heroin for lunch) a few kids at church camp have out-done them.

    Under the guise of God.

    Old Testament style.

  • Dining Adventures: From Bangkok to Buenos Aires

    Boat SoupI finally made it to Krua Thailand to try their famous Boat Soup
    – famous enough at least to have a banner outside the restaurant advertising
    it. Turns out boat soup is basically the Thai answer to pho, the Vietnamese
    beef noodle soup – but with one important difference – boat soup is made with
    beef blood. How was it? If you like pho, and aren’t squeamish, I think you’ll
    like it – the blood gives it a little extra kick. There is lots more on the menu that I would like to try, including the Kaeng Dang (red curry ($8.99-$12.99 depending on protein), and the pla rad prik, (tilapia with ginger and chili, $13.95).

    Krua Thailand, 432 W. University Av., St. Paul, 651-224-4053.

    Couple of cool dinners coming up:

    • The next Rake World Flavors dinner will be at the
      Bulldog Northeast on August 26, with a menu that goes way beyond typical bar
      burger fare: Foie gras meat ball on fried wonton with flying fish eggs,
      followed by a deconstructed shrimp cocktail, a "pyramid of Cobb" (with a
      confit of chicken thigh and, presumably, a dramatic presentation), a salmon
      fillet with fingerling potatoes, plus a Bulldog cupcake for dessert. All this,
      plus three pints of beer for $35. Click here to sign up.

    • The World Flavors Dinner is co-sponsored by Whole
      Foods, Peace Coffee and KBEM- Jazz 88 FM which has its own gastronomic event
      going on this Sunday, August 17 – A Celebration of the Ports – From New Orleans
      to Buenos Aires
      , featuring chef Rachel Rubin,
      at Alexis Bailly Vineyards in Hasting. Cost is $75 per person, and space
      is limited – for reservations or more information, click here.
    • By the way, Rachel Rubin, is leading a food tour of Peru October 12-19 – for gastronomic adventurers, it sounds like a great trip.

  • One Day, One Night, Saturday's Alright

    AMONG THE GREAT unanswerable questions that haunt our city is this one: Why is there a giant, crappy K-Mart superstore sitting in the middle of Nicollet Avenue?

    For a city that is second-to-none in making catastrophic urban planning blunders, surely the decision in the late-‘70s to plop down a strip mall in the middle of one of the city’s most-used thoroughfares ranks as one of the most nearsighted. It has essentially created two different Nicollet Avenues in south Minneapolis: the fun Nicollet Avenue north of Lake Street that is full of bubble tea, brownstones, MCAD students and Asian fusion restaurants; and the crappy Nicollet Avenue south of Lake Street, where you go to drop off U-Haul trucks and test drive your new car tires to find out how well they deal with potholes.

    It’s on the latter Nicollet Avenue that Art Of This Gallery is located. While I shouldn’t write the neighborhood off as completely charmless – the Mexican place across the street isn’t bad, and there’s a great little vintage shop next door – the stretch of Nicollet Avenue the gallery is located on at 35th Street is pretty featureless. It’s a lot of vacant lots and generic mid-century beige boxes. Of course, it’s these sorts of unremarkable neighborhoods that afford the best opportunities for imaginative use of space – before the 1970s and 1980s, the Warehouse District was a gritty, post-industrial nowhere, and before the 1990s, Northeast Minneapolis was a sleepy, vaguely ethnic enclave with some terrifying corner bars and some very charming churches. Both these areas were full of pretty cheap, open, modest spaces that gave young emerging artists and curators room to try anything they could think of. Perhaps this slice of the southside, choked off from the cosmopolitan delights of Eat Street by bad urban planning, will spur similar practices in this decade. That’s how these things work. The practice of making contemporary art is so informed by real estate that they probably ought to teach land-use regulation in art school right between color theory and Joseph Beuys appreciation seminar.

    Art Of This, a sort of odd name choice I always assumed must be a tribute to Peggy Guggenheim’s Art Of This Century, was started a few years ago near Powderhorn Park by a few local artists, and recently relocated to its present Kingfield location. Art Of This is, like the neighborhood in which it sits, modest – a storefront, a few hundred square-feet of open space, a basement with a bar and a small movie screen. But it’s hard for me to think of any gallery space in the Twin Cities that has so consistently in recent years devoted itself so wholeheartedly to recklessly passionate all-over-the-map programming. Perhaps the word "reckless" gives short shrift to the obvious planning that goes into each show, but every show I’ve seen there since the beginning of the year has been at the very least thought-provoking, and at best totally thrilling and strange and confounding in a way that makes me feel like I’m not quite living my life to it’s full potential, if that’s not, um, overstating the case too terribly.

    Even the shows that don’t completely work (I wasn’t a big fan of the Jo Jackson/Chris Johansen exhibition, for example) aren’t for lack of trying. Art Of This succeeds largely, I think, because whatever is happening in the space is always about the artist – the gallery is very neutral and unadorned, completely blank and with no architectural or design-related distractions, but it’s small enough to impose potentially-interesting logistical restrictions. Some contemporary art spaces, especially located in reclaimed buildings, can either give the artist a lot of leeway in providing interesting distractions to play off of, like odd fixtures or textures. Others are large enough in scale to impart a kind of monumental quality to work that may not totally deserve it. Art Of This provides neither of these qualities, physically. It’s the classic "clean, well-lighted place," as the art critic Dave Hickey memorably named his 1960s-era Texas gallery.

    This summer, the gallery has been using the space to positive effect to forgo standard multi-week programming in a series of what they’re calling One Nighters, a series of one-night-only openings that blend visual art, performance, video and anything else the artist brings to the table. There’s something appealingly ephemeral about this sort of undertaking, and maybe even a wry little dig at gallery-going conventions – who goes to shows after the opening night anyway? Like the Ramones used to say about their setlist, if you don’t like one song, you just have to wait around for two minutes and there’ll be a new one. You don’t like a One Nighter, there’ll be a completely new one soon enough. And regardless of whether or not you like it, you’ll certainly be moved to consider your values as they relate to art, which is something a worthwhile exhibition, large or small, will always do.

    Case in point: I wandered into Golden Energy, Heartland/Hardland‘s recent One Nighter performance-cum-thrift-shop-freakout, and after ten minutes felt half like a confounded old man (I believe my esteemed Vicious Circle colleague Michael Fallon had a similar reaction to their work recently), and half like it was time for me to strip down to caveman underwear and go running through Kingfield yelling lines from Wild in the Streets at the top of my lungs. How many recent art openings can you say that for? We can debate in the comments below whether inducing complete sensory overload is a valid aesthetic technique or not, but that night at least, I was sold.

    There’s several more planned for the rest of the summer and fall, including this upcoming Saturday night, August 16. A small group of Minneapolitans and Madisonians calling themselves the Rotarians Society, who seem to position themselves somewhere on the ideological spectrum between Mad Men and the International Order of Friendly Raccoons on The Honeymooners, will be making a presentation about a project they’ve been working on called "Tate Fabrication." It begins promptly at 7:30pm, and seating is limited.