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  • Smithsonian Magazine CultureFest

    In the 19th century they called this a Chautauqua—a small group of professors or other assorted eggheads traveling the country to give lectures, spread wisdom, and just generally drop science. What this means to you is, grab the kids and get ready to fill your brain all the way to the top, because the Smithsonian Institution is sending three of its brightest our way for a series of performances and lectures. They include the cultural history curator at the National Museum of American History, Dwight Bowers, who’ll school us on the evolution of the American musical. Dr. Ed DeCarbo, former director of the national Museum of African Art, will talk about art and self-expression in African societies. And Dr. Michael Robinson, tropical biologist and former head of the national zoo, drops by the Minnesota Zoo for a kid-friendly arachnophile event ominously titled “Spiders!” 1-800-774-5020, www.culturefest.com

  • Hendrix Medical Fund Benefit

    Talk about enlightened self-interest. This benefit, for 11-year-old Hendrix Johnson who suffers from a rare brain disease called Rasmussen’s Encephalitis, is a treasure trove of goodies. Paul Metsa and the Butanes, among others, provide the music. But dig the raffle and the silent auction—tickets to huge upcoming concerts like Cher’s farewell tour and Joe Cocker, seats at Timberwolves, Wild, and Vikings games, a DVD player, and gift certificates to dozens of the Twin Cities finest restaurants. Chalk it up to the deep community ties that Van and Katie Johnson—Hendrix’s parents—have developed, not just as owners of the Linden Hills Famous Dave’s, but as good neighbors in the finest Minneapolis tradition.

  • McSweeney’s vs. They Might Be Giants

    Talented though he is, Dave Eggers was also the most overhyped author of 2000. For a while there you couldn’t go more than 10 minutes without hearing how the brilliant young memoirist of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was shaking up the staid world of publishing. That has toned down, thankfully, but Eggers is still that rare author with MTV prestige and the clout to go with it. Mostly Eggers has used his superpowers for good, reportedly giving away most of his profits from AHWOSG to charity and spearheading some very interesting cross-discipline literary art. This live show, a barrier-busting confluence of the book and pop-music worlds is a good example: a bridge between media that’s not undertaken often enough. On one side of the stage will be Eggers, showing slides and reading from his and others’ work from his celebrated journal McSweeney’s . On the other, geek-rock popsters They Might Be Giants, who’ll counterpoint each reading with a song, much as they did on the companion CD to McSweeney’s #6. The result will surely not be boring. You might hear something from Eggers’ new novel You Shall Know Our Velocity , which he is selling exclusively at 100 independent bookstores across the country—in a move that’s either commercial suicide, unparalleled hubris, or another of his sly PR-boosting enigmatic turns. Eggers is also signing at Ruminator earlier the same day. Fitzgerald Theater, (651) 290-1221, www.mcsweeneys.net

  • Tim O’Brien

    Worthington, Minnesota native O’Brien is best known as one of the more insightful writers to emerge out of the Vietnam War, chronicling the ongoing cost of the conflict in books like The Things They Carried , In the Lake of the Woods , and Going After Cacciato , which won the National Book Award in 1979. His new novel, July, July , moves beyond the war to take on a wider canvas, taking stock of the Baby Boom generation’s tortuous path through the decades. Starting out at a 30-year college reunion, July reunites a set of friends from the 1960s and explores how their lives changed between the 1960s and the new millennium, parsing how the idealistic innocence of their youth was transformed through the passing years. Think Big Chill II . This reading takes O’Brien back to his alma mater, where he got a degree in political science in 1968. Ruminator Books, (651) 699-0587, www.ruminator.com

  • Baudolino, By Umberto Eco

    It’s fittingly ironic that Umberto Eco finds such rich soil in which to plant his postmodern mysteries back in the Middle Ages. In his fourth novel, 12th-century Italy is a backdrop for the tale of Baudolino, an Italian peasant who becomes the adopted son of the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I, known as Barbarossa. Mixing fiction with meticulously researched history, Eco inserts his imaginary rogue deeply into some of the 12th century’s most momentous events. Unlike Forrest Gump, Baudolino’s no passive fool, but a clever, spontaneous liar who uncorks a scheme that could change the course of European history. The plan: to perpetrate a massive hoax on Frederick’s enemies by forging a letter involving the Holy Grail and the mythical utopian kingdom of Prester John. It may not be as compelling as The Name of the Rose or Foucault’s Pendulum , but if you’re looking for more of Eco’s mix of political conspiracy, abstruse theology, and murder mystery you won’t be disappointed here. Eco makes the 12th century spring to life, setting his story in the fascinating larger framework of how the Renaissance grew out of the Dark Ages.

  • Ignorance, By Milan Kundera

    It’s been 20 years since Milan Kundera first published The Unbearable Lightness of Being and became literature’s equivalent of a rock star. It was the kind of book that American college students thrive on—Eurotrash romanticism, haphazard pop-philosophizing, and lots of adulterous affairs with mysterious Women of the Warsaw Pact. If you wore black back then, and fantasized about booking a flight to Prague—oh romantic city!—you read Kundera. Well, we’ve all grown up since then, and the Czech writer has too, but maybe not quite as much. He still lectures his readers every other chapter, on the etymology of the word “nostalgia,” on the Odyssey , on Icelandic myths—on anything he damn well pleases. He’s not the world’s most complex thinker, nor its most poetic novelist. But this novel, about two Czech expatriates making their way back to Prague to rediscover their past—typical fare, really—is another light-handed page turner. If nothing else, Kundera will get you in touch with your own past—as a college student in black jeans, excited for the first time in your life about the passions that can be cultivated by something as simple as an earnest European hardcover.

  • Sitting Still

    It’s not as if I wasn’t expecting it. With tall genes scattered on both sides of the family, my kids were bound to surpass my (almost) 5’3” status eventually. But still it gave me a jolt to see my daughter Sophie’s shoulder edge above mine by a good inch when she sidled up to me before the full-length mirror. Sophie is also about my weight and build, and has been hearing every day of the 12 years since she was born that she looks just like her mother. But this has never been quite so striking as now.

    The other day after school, exhausted and buzzing with the energy of the day, I walked into my classroom and was shocked to see myself sitting at my own desk. It was Sophie, of course, but with her hair piled loosely atop her head and her face angled against the muted northern light, I could have sworn she was my grown-up look-alike.

    It’s the weirdest thing how the more she looks like me, the less I recognize her for herself. For example, Sophie flew to New York in August to visit my sister, and when I picked her up at the airport, her siblings Max and Lillie in tow, I stood at the gate perplexed as Max cried out, “Sophie!” “Where?” I asked, not realizing the lanky adolescent in the fur-lined vest and hoop earrings six feet in front of me was my daughter.

    It wasn’t the fur or the hoops that threw me off, although they didn’t help (thank you, Auntie). It’s simply that when I’m looking for Sophie, I’m expecting to find a familiar little girl who I fail to believe exists only in memory. The girl my daughter has become is as much woman as child, and to further complicate things, she is utterly unlike the girl I was at her age. (Sophie: beautiful, smart, confident, conversant, and an ardent fan of the classics in literature and theater. Me at 12: awkward, smart, roiling pit of insecurity, perpetually tongue-tied, and an ardent fan of Gilligan’s Island and The People’s Court).

    Despite our differences, I can keenly relate to many of Sophie’s experiences as she encounters and endures the rites of passage en route to womanhood. For example, Sophie has now reached the exciting age where she can earn some money of her own through babysitting. Having spent several of my own adolescent summers running from one babysitting job to the next, I appreciate the enormity of what Sophie is undertaking as she assumes responsibility for unrelated children and gains entree into the private lives of friends and neighbors. When Sophie told me that at one job she spent the evening singing the four children to sleep one by one, it made me love her fiercely and reminded me just how indelibly the babysitting experience impresses itself upon young girls.

    I remember a powerful essay I read in an unassuming little newsletter for parents of girls. I felt a tingling chill of recognition as the writer spoke plainly about the age-old rituals of babysitting—gorging on potato chips and ice cream after the kids are in bed, watching too much TV, gabbing on the phone all evening, and, the guiltiest pleasure of all, snooping. I didn’t know back in my babysitting days, as I searched cupboards and rifled through a drawer here and there, that I was doing more than passing time and assuaging boredom. It took a sharp essayist to point out to me so many years later, when I was hiring babysitters of my own, that a babysitter’s stolen peeks are haphazard attempts to pry into the mysteries of her own future: marriage, motherhood, sex.

    By the time a girl is of babysitting age she knows about as many of her parents’ secrets as she can tolerate. But the fresh material inherent in unfamiliar households—the food in the cupboards, the bills stuck to the refrigerator, the photographs on bureaus, and the contents of drawers—is the possible key to understanding what it might mean to grow up.

    As for Sophie, she’s Red Cross certified and super competent, and since I’m generally only a few doors away if she needs me, I feel pretty good about her babysitting commitments. Of course, I hope she behaves herself when she’s out there, and I would certainly never condone her snooping around, although I’ll probably never know. And the truth is she hasn’t had much chance to slack on the job, since in her short career she’s navigated one real fire, one false alarm, and a short-circuited kitchen timer that caused the buzzer to blare for about three hours. The relentless noise drove the youngest child to melt down and the oldest child to predict Sophie’s likely firing. Ahh, Sophie. You’ve only just begun.

    Jeannine Ouellette is associate editor of The Rake.

  • Me and Jamie Lee

    I adore a good horror film. I love these flicks because within 90 minutes I have the satisfaction of seeing the heroine prevail, and the delight of watching the monster meet a grisly death. Real life, sadly, is not like this. Heroes don’t win all the time, and after they are done tormenting you, monsters often go on to create more suffering—usually between book deals, awards banquets, and underwear modeling contracts.

    Ironically, the other thing I love is this: reality programming. Because it looks nothing like my life, so I must be doing something right. Thank heavens I don’t have to live in a monsoon shelter with a TGIFriday’s bartender, a promiscuous childcare worker, and an estate lawyer. Oh, but what wicked fun to watch!

    We’re about three years into the trend of reality shows, and they’ve started to evolve into sub-genres. We have reality/dating, where we can see lathered-up strangers scrub each other in a “hidden cam” shower stall one minute, then publicly scorn each other the next. Reality/family programs show us that even bat-chomping Satan worshippers put their spandex pants on one leg at a time. On the Discovery channel, we can see real live neighbors duking it out: Berber or shag?

    So why not have reality/horror? I’m not suggesting for one minute that anybody gets hurt. We could just watch the news, or Jerry Springer if that were the point. What I am suggesting is that by giving small, everyday horrors some quality screen time, we might experience the same release as watching Mr. Hockey Mask fire up the ol’ boomstick and chainsaw.

    Screen is black, ominous music reverberates as camera pans to furrowed brow. Beads of sweat spring forth at the hairline, eyes that have seen too much begin to bug out. The sound of a heart beating, layered beneath the rasp of a woman’s shallow, jagged breathing. She moves quickly down a narrow staircase. Her white knuckled hand shoots out to steady herself against the flimsy guardrail. A furry spider scurries over her wrist; she recoils, stumbling down the last two steps, landing at the base of the stairs, on her hip. The deep, resonating tones of KQRS’s Tom Barnard boom forth in voice-over.

    Barnard: “This October, don’t go into the basement…”
    Woman (Lifting her head to wail in panic—to hear a voice other than her own in the darkness): “Honey? Kids?!”
    Barnard: “Some things are better left until morning…”
    The heartbeat thunders over the sound of her breathing. In an instant sharp-focus lurch, we see a hollow-core door at the end of a short hallway. We know the door is thin because the hammering racket we hear is just on the other side of it, and it’s making the door vibrate. The sound grows louder as the woman drags herself nearer destiny. Her terror feeds on itself now, a feeble plea edges forth through her dry lips in a croaking whisper
    Woman: “Anyone…please?”
    As she grips the doorknob, the thumping gives way to an earsplitting screech. Too late!
    Barnard: “Colleen Kruse in… Load Imbalance Signal!” On the shrill bleat of the buzzer, a quick succession of images flashes over the screen. A child’s hand sticking up from a mountain of unfolded laundry, a stack of unpaid bills, fruit flies dancing over last night’s casserole pan…
    Barnard: “There’re only 24 hours in a day…”
    The images click faster: a dog scratching at the door to get out, coffee spilling in slo-mo, splashing onto a freshly ironed white shirt…obligatory shot of a sexy, scantily clad teenage girl lolling on an unmade bed singing, “I’ll never te-hell!”…a cat squatting in a houseplant…the buzzer is fading into the distance, but the images keep coming…a toothbrush knocked into the toilet bowl…
    Barnard: “And what’s left undone will wait for you tomorrow…”
    Shot of a telephone ringing. Colleen grabs the receiver, brushing the sweaty hair out of her eyes. It is deathly quiet. A tumbleweed of dog hair puffs by.
    Woman: “Hello! What do you want?! Who is this?!!”
    Barnard (on the telephone): “Colleen, get out of the house! We’ve traced the call. It’s coming from TCF!”
    She screams. Fade to black.

    Writer, performer, and femme fatale Colleen Kruse is at mscolleenkruse@ hotmail.com.

  • Won’t you be my neighbor?

    According to African-American comedienne Moms Mabley, “If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.” Sounds like Moms could have been talking about conditions leading up to this past August melee in north Minneapolis. Once again, primarily white cops, who mostly live outside Minneapolis, confronted primarily black people who live mostly on Minneapolis’ economic and social fringe, in a stand-off that culminated in gunshots and mayhem.

    In the early 1990s, Minnesota legislators gave Minneapolis the right to require its police officers to live in Minneapolis. North Minneapolis legislator Richard Jefferson led the charge, noting that at the time, three out of four of the city’s cops called somewhere other than Minneapolis home. The Minneapolis Police Federation went ballistic, vowing to get the residency rule repealed. Eventually, the cops got their way.

    Since more Minneapolis police than ever live outside the city, one should not be surprised if many Minneapolitans view the police as an occupying force—modern-day mercenaries who live one place and take money to fight battles somewhere else. If Minneapolis again required its police to live in the city, many would probably end up in the city’s last bastion of affordable housing, the North Side (given Minneapolis’ pricey real estate and the average income of rank-and-file cops). I don’t care what the police federation may say. Having the police patrol neighborhoods where they live will make a difference. Even Minneapolis police chief Robert Olson agrees that having Minneapolis cops live in the community that pays them would be “good policy.” Imagine how differently the August fracas might have played out, had police lived on that block. If cops lived in the neighborhood, they would not need Spike Moss to predict the pending collision of the fan and the stinky stuff. They could feel the pulse of the neighborhood in a way that a carpetbagging cop can not.

    Having more cops live in north Minneapolis is only a piece of preventing future blowups. We also need to make it easier for people to get low-level crimes expunged from their records. A criminal history is an automatic disqualifier for most decent jobs and housing.

    Too many people of color, particularly young African-American males, are carrying around convictions for minor crimes that keep them mired in dead-end futures. This point was driven home to me recently by the plight of a former client who struggled to get a decent job and an apartment because of a disorderly conduct conviction. After having many doors slammed in her face, she finally got a job at a local convenience store owned by a well-known petroleum company. In her application, she admitted to the conviction. She worked hard and made it into the management training program. A few months later, someone in the company’s human resources department “discovered” they had hired a “criminal.” Despite her blemish-free job performance, they canned her. So much for a fresh start.

    The Minnesota legislature should create a system that records low-level crimes (such as disorderly conduct and small property crimes) much as we do credit histories. Many of us have had credit missteps in the past. No matter how bad the pile of doo-doo we may have stepped in, even bankruptcy gets erased after so many years. Our capitalist culture understands that the system will work much better if more people do not worry that past credit mistakes will forever bar them from getting car loans and house mortgages. Minnesotans need to have the same pragmatic approach, allowing people to wipe their criminal slate clean. Now, I am not proposing that convicted murderers, rapists, and major drug dealers get this fresh-start deal—only “entry level” crimes. And I would require those seeking expungement to do things such as get a high school diploma, stay clean and sober, and avoid any further criminal adventures.

    Keeping the peace on the North Side will require Minneapolis to do business differently. We need cops whose heads, hearts, and paychecks come home to the community they serve. And we need to give people living on the edge a fighting chance to turn their lives around by making it easier to clean up their petty criminal records. Without the stability and hope these actions provide, Minneapolis will continue to prove Moms right.

    Clinton Collins Jr. is a Minneapolis lawyer and ABC Radio commentator. His email address is ccollins@collins lawfirm.com.

  • Looking California, Feeling Minnesota

    When reading your article on Ken Pentel, the Green Party candidate for governor [“It Ain’t Easy Being Green,” September], I felt a deep sense of envy and awe for Minnesotans. Out here in California, we don’t have public policies which encourage desperately needed third parties to participate in government. Third-party candidates in California don’t have the blessing of public financing or candidate forums. Our current governor, a corrupt, corporate yes-man known as Gray “Rolling Blackouts” Davis, refuses to acknowledge that our third-party candidates even exist. Davis is so unpopular that he has agreed to only two debates with his equally repulsive Republican challenger, Bill Simon. One of these debates will be on Spanish language television at 12 in the afternoon on a weekday. Both major party candidates are so despised that their disapproval ratings are significantly higher than their approval ratings. Minnesotans should be proud that they live in a state that believes in democracy and allows people like Ken Pentel to exist.

    Matthew Stewart
    Palo Alto, CA