Red Hot Chili Peppers

We will never forgive them for that maudlin “Under the Bridge” song—one of the most heinous pieces of unfiltered pap to hit saturation rotation in the past 20 years. But we know you love them. After all, you made Californication one of the bestselling records in their whole storied career. For now they’ll stay on provisional status, if for no other reason than the perennial homage to George Clinton and Funkadelic that is their road show. Bring out the adult-sized diapers, and let’s rock. Xcel, (651) 265-4800, xcelenergycenter.com