Gathered Here

Your mission this coming Saturday afternoon: without upstaging the happy couple. It behooves you to be both fashionable and appropriate, because the mother of the bride might cast you a disapproving glance if you are anything less. So grab your pastel neckties, dust off some chic but not overly sexy footwear, and wiggle into those strapless gowns. Provided your dress is dazzling enough, even the bride¹s imminent mother-in-law can’t be too shocked at your tattoo.