Month: September 2005

  • Chaos Theory

    I see where there is a new biography of Mark Twain, and I intend to clean out the office to see if it might have arrived while I wasn’t looking. It is my shameful practice to deal with most of what I receive here in the mail by stacking it in small pillars that lean and topple until I can gather enough nerve to ask for help, like a drowning man, from one of the interns. I feel like I need to swear them to secrecy before they dig in; they may find obscene letters from angry readers, or bills from my wife’s cell phone. What’s worse, they may not realize that I cannot control what is sent to me. I did not request that exhaustive and exhausting tome on the timeless brilliance of Britpop, for example. I did not ask to be sent reviewer’s samples of four new scents of “personal lubricant.” I do not specifically remember requesting a PR copy of the new Suicide Girls DVD. (Actually, I do remember that, and I also know for a fact that it has not arrived yet.)

    I like biographies, generally. THere has been some hue and cry around here about biopics (most seem to be agin’ ’em), but I don’t know about them so much. I don’t go directly to the biographies section at the bookstore, although if I wander in there, I often find myself stuck for a while. But panic inevitably sets in, and I decide not to drop the thirty bucks on a new book.

    Biographies tend to make a person feel small. A really well written story about an important person’s life gives it a narrative arc that makes my own life feel like an insane, rudderless, anonymous cacophony of trivialities. Biographies tend to make a reader feel small, too, because the reader realizes this may be the one and only book on the subject that he will ever read, whereas the writer of a good biography should have a firm grip on just about anything that has ever been written by and about his subject. On top of that, a good biographer should have a working knowledge of most of the finest examples of his chosen genre. Inevitably, that pressure is experienced by the reader. You do not have to know what the ten best biographies ever writter are, but you cannot escape feeling like you really ought to know a few of them, since you have now gone on the record claiming to be a big fan of biographies.

    I think I’d like to read this biography of Twain, although I am not very happy with WIlliam Grimes review of it. Grimes, I am pleased to say, does seem to have read the canonical biographies of America’s first great writer, which is the least we should expect from a book critic. But he is disappointed that Ron Powers did not aspire to cultivate more controversy about the person of Samuel Clemens. As an example, he suggests that Powers’ review of “Huckleberry Finn” is emblematic:

    It is less than satisfactory to have Mr. Powers conclude, after canvassing divided critical opinion on the final chapters of “Huckleberry Finn,” that “nearly everybody agrees that it is one hell of a book.”

    True enough. No argument there. And that’s the problem. A biography should give readers something to argue about. Mild, dutiful and inoffensive, “Mark Twain” declines to do so. It is, in the end, too much a Samuel Clemens.

    Now, I think Grimes is confusing this sort of thumbs-up, thumbs-down brinksmanship with an earlier complaint that the book does not take enough leaps.

    Mr. Powers has marshaled the data and organized and packaged it in a coherent, readable narrative, but the results are less than enthralling. If “Mark Twain” rarely stumbles, it never makes any leaps, either. Like the prairies surrounding Twain’s Missouri birthplace, it just rolls on and on.

    Grimes himself is sort of spinning his wheels at this point, but the key to his own befuddled thinking is in his lead.


    Throughout his judicious, coolly considered biography, Mr. Powers prefers simple explanations to the complications of psychoanalysis.

    When I think back on my favorite biographies, I have a strong preference for works that try to do both things–marshal all the facts from a life, and then try to paint a sort of symphonic, three-dimensional portrait that includes an attempt at an interior, spiritual wire-tap– to speculate from the evidence what only the subject and the subject’s God really know, their unspoken motivations and obsessions and fears and so on. Biographers of highly prolific writers have an especially rich record to draw from. If you’re not too muchg of a post-modernist, and agree that there is some element of autobiography in almost everything the writer publishes, then a man like Twain isn’t so much an open book to be read by the biographer as an open library–for those who know the language.

    One of my favorite biographys is Scott Elledge’s life of E.B. White. I don’t know if it is a classic in its genre, but I admire it a lot, because it is a very well written and researched, conscientious portrait of a complex man who led an interesting, taciturn life–but who wrote about himself endlessly, in fact claimed that he did not sympathize with anyone who wasn’t first and foremost interested in himself. So Elledge performed the neat trick of extrapolating from all of the writings of E.B. White, including the private papers and letter, who the man was, what he did, and what he thought about. (Published while White was still alive, White approved of it, though he thought it was too long. This is not necessarily a good thing, of course–to have the living subject of a biography approve it is, to a skeptical mind, evidence that it may be too sycophantic and uncritical. White, though, was undoubtedly wise enough not to quibble out loud, and in any case, there were sharply insightful sections of the book that must have made its writer cringe, knowing White would be reading it.)

    The book left me with two strong secondary impulses of sehnsucht. First, I feel bad that an equally good biography has not been written about Katherine White (the one was written by a first-time biographer, and oddly focussed on her septuagenarian hypochondria, a subject that was finally redeemed by her son’s recent scribblings on the matter). Second, I wonder how biographies will be written in the future, now that the age of letter-writing has entirely died.

    I suppose my own little life could easily be reconstructed, in its main shape, from my email inbox and outbox. Most of my short- and longterm memory is now stored there, but the boss has reminded me that bandwidth and server space is not endless, and most of this material is being deleted in six-month blocks going back a year or so at a time.

  • Ken Baker

    It all started when celebrity journalist Ken Baker saw Saddam Hussein getting a dental exam on TV. “I thought, Hmm. You don’t see people getting their mouths examined on TV very often. Then I thought, What just happened? This is weird.” Hussein’s capture, carefully packaged for television and announced just when missing WMDs were becoming a problem for the Bush administration, struck Baker as a Hollywood-style PR stunt–and as executive editor of US Weekly, he’s seen his share of those. Hollywood Hussein: How the U.S. Really Captured Saddam Hussein is his satirical envisioning of a back story in which George Bush hires paparazzi to dig up Hussein, and engages a hotel heiress/celebrity to distract the public from the real news of the day. It’s funny, outrageous, and disconcertingly plausible.

    Do you think Bush is a smart guy?
    He’s Paris Hilton smart. Paris has taken over Hollywood. Everyone thinks she’s an idiot, but guess what? She made eight million dollars last year. She’s going to double that this year! She’s twenty-four, she has made movies, a television show, she has her own fragrance, her own fashion line. George Bush, I don’t think he’s that much of an idiot. When you look at his political gamesmanship, it’s manipulative, it’s well crafted, it’s staged. It’s Hollywood.

    What’s your impression of the Bush Administration’s use of propaganda?
    I disagree with his position on abortion and on tax breaks for the rich, but it’s the propagandizing that really bugs me–the spin, and the stealth spin of things. They’re using all the same techniques of marketing and publicity that Hollywood PR firms use, and they pass it off as “leveling with the people.” I wanted people to read my book and think, That was funny, and you know what? That all could have happened. Look at the FEMA situation. If you could have a guy whose biggest job was making sure show horses look pretty, and he’s in charge of our country’s disaster management, then who else is working for them?

    In your book, Hussein observes that “Americans will forgive celebrities for anything.”
    Absolutely. They have their crises. They get caught cheating, they get arrested for drugs, for throwing telephones at people. So Hollywood PR professionals have to do a lot of clean-up, management, and fixing of situations. The White House is doing the same thing right now, and no one’s really writing about it. That’s the disgusting thing. The mainstream media is so psyched out by the Bush spin machine!

    We understand that you’re friends with Paris Hilton. How did that happen?
    We’re Hollywood friends, which means it’s in our mutual best interest to know each other. I get exclusive access, and her relationship with US Weekly is really important to her fan base. But it has developed into more than the usual business relationship. She says, “You get me,” and I happen to have a lot of respect for her. She’s a great celebrity, and you have to calibrate the expectations of what that entails–which basically is being fabulous, being beautiful, shocking us, entertaining us, and being true to your brand. I feel like I’ve been able to become a better celebrity journalist for having known her–like a sportswriter traveling with the team on the bus, you get a better appreciation for the game.

    Ken Baker will appear at Bar Lurcat September 30 from 7:30-11 p.m. 1624 Harmon Pl., Minneapolis; 612-486-5900.

  • Our Controlling Nature

    The new school year is upon us, and with it, a fresh start at shoring up the moral levees that keep back the roiling waters of sin. The Minnesota State High School League has banned “midriff-baring” cheerleading uniforms, and we feel conflicted—and not because of any confessed perversion. This is one of those touchy issues where we see both sides of the argument. Despite the “we’re all in this together” vibe of the announcement issued by adults and affirmed by the children, we’re confident that the kids’ assent was strictly of the brown-nosing-while-secretly-rolling-the-eyes/aren’t-adults-clueless variety. Kids, especially teenagers, want nothing as painfully as they want to be grown up, and that’s human nature for you. Schoolgirls do not wear midriff-baring clothes because adults allow them to; they wear them because they want to.

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    Birth, sex, and death—that’s nature’s legacy for mammals. Humans, of course, are known to fight against the inevitable at each stage of the game. Last year, the entire federal government decided to fight nature when it intervened in a marriage in order to artificially keep alive a vegetative Floridian. Modern medicine is almost entirely built on the principle of interfering with nature, in order to control our own destiny. Sometimes we get so controlling that we believe we are infallible. Thus we elect governments that grow comfortable with barging into the bedroom.

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    Or, on the other hand, not barging in at all. After the tragedy on the Gulf Coast last month, elected humans first congratulated themselves on a job well done; then, when it became clear that the job was not yet done, they began blaming each other. It was a case of everyone complaining about the weather, but no one doing anything about it—not even afterward.

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    They say you can’t step into the same river twice, but that would make a lousy motto for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. Here on the upper Mississippi, we have been tinkering with the cataracts of St. Anthony since we arrived. The only falls on the entire, 2,500-mile run of the river are here in the city, and that was one of the reasons the city came to be—the better to use gravity to drive the millstones to grind the wheat to make the dough to bake the loaves to fill the world’s bread basket. But harnessing the river required a lot of diversions, tunnels, flumes, jambs, and so forth. The riverbed frequently collapsed, and the powers of entropy fought back. At various times the Corps worked to preserve what was left of the falls, installing concrete channels, dams, and a lock. By the late sixties, the Minneapolis Upper Harbor was finished.

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    It is paradoxical, then, that the Corps is poised to help build the Mississippi Whitewater Park—a restoration project ten years in the making that the Department of Natural Resources has inexplicably impeded up to the vanishing point. (If the Legislature’s appropriations are not spent by June of 2007, all bets are off.) It’s not as if the kayaking park will turn back the river’s clock to 1850. But it is ironic that we wish to engage the Corps of Engineers in a fifteen-million-dollar project that will symbolically undo what they have spent a century doing.

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    Over in St. Paul, where the bluffs stand farther back at the edge of the ancient causeway, the river has been dredged to allow a channel of passage, and to dry up some of the shallows. Flooding still occurs occasionally, particularly at Harriet Island and Raspberry Island, but it is a mark of great foresight (or perhaps accidental sagacity) that Lilydale and Crosby parks are the perfect buffers—more or less natural floodplains where humans have not been allowed to build much. Crosby and Lilydale, and even Fort Snelling State Park and the Minnesota Valley refuge back upriver, also happen to be great parks—thus preserving both the material and the spiritual well-being of Twin Citizens. On a sunny fall day, you would not be surprised to see a few bare midriffs out on Pike Island.

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    In his book The Forest for the Trees, Jeff Forester made it clear that even our most pristine, uninhabited hyperborean environments are changing, have always changed, with or without human agency. Last summer, of course, Northern Minnesota had a significant forest fire, and it pointed up the endangerment of one particular bear—Smokey Bear. It’s not as if the U.S. Forest Service will now encourage you to throw your burning butts into the woods, but aggressive suppression has made fires so rare that when they do happen, they can be catastrophic—not so much for the forest itself as for the larger mammals who own private property. We may push the wheels of progress, and they may roll back over us—but nature marches on.

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    True, there is no place on the globe that has not been touched by human activity—they’ve found dioxins in ice core samples from the North Pole. Then, too, there is no human activity that is not somehow adulterated by nature—the selfish gene lives on, for example, in the undying hatred of taxation. Still, nature and human nature are distinct, and sometimes run to cross-purposes. This is especially true where we have insulated ourselves with technology and hubris. It has led to some astonishingly violent weather in the big city. It’s enough to make you pull on your woolens and build a shack and make candles.

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    There are one hundred thousand Amish in the U.S. today, and about two hundred thousand Mennonites, and the population of each doubles every twenty years. That’s a lot of horses and buggies out on the road, and it is a lifestyle that recommends itself for its modest coexistence with the more subtle cycles of nature. True, not having pockets or buttons on their clothing may be taking things a bit far, but surely the road rage is manageable.

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    In the global struggle against nature, we win some and we lose some. Of course, we have no choice but to continue cheering for the home team. But for God’s sake, let those cheerleaders keep their mini-skirts.

    Editor’s Note: An earlier version of this story stated that the Army Corps of Engineers “ripped out the entire St. Anthony Falls.” This was incorrect, and we regret the error. The role of the ACE at St. Anthony Falls can be read at the Corps’ excellent historial website, here.

  • Chic Shed

    When it’s snowing and everything is white, it looks like an Alaskan weather station,” said Chris Lange of his office building on Garfield Avenue South in Minneapolis. Even in balmier weather, the headquarters of Mono, the two-year-old advertising agency co-founded by Lange, is striking enough that people will stop in “at least once a week” to ask about it. Perhaps they’re drawn to the combination of simplicity and shine; the building, erected as a storage shed for a roofing company in the fifties, is clad in corrugated, galvanized steel, which gives it a forbidding look. Then there’s the imposing chain-link and razor-wire fence, which once protected a fleet of heavy machinery and now lends additional mystery.

    While the building’s exterior has a certain austere allure, the only office-friendly elements inside (which is basically one sprawling, oblong room) were the hardwood floors and boxy windows installed by the landlord. So two years ago, when Lange and company trucked in mod furniture for their newly established agency, they aimed to warm things up a bit with a palette of soft silvers and whites, and occasional flares of international orange.

    With furniture and accessories from Blu Dot and Knoll, it’s clear that Mono wasn’t confined to the modest design budget of most fledgling agencies; indeed, its trio of founders had been heavy hitters at Carmichael Lynch and Fallon. A few signature pieces, like the giant, blown-glass light fixture hanging in the conference room, were commissioned. “Our space and philosophy were very deliberately thought out,” said Lange. “We wanted to make our work space efficient, clean, and open.” Hard-pressed to find cubicles to meet those standards, Lange invested in clusters of A3 “pods,” a sexy line of workstations designed by Knoll—he says he believes Mono is the only business in the Twin Cities to have them. Covered in translucent mesh fabric, the egg-shaped pods are somewhat cradle-like, sparing inhabitants the feeling of being penned-in drones. Together, the sixteen of them give the impression of huddles of giant penguins. Said Lange, “People come in here and think aliens landed.”—Christy DeSmith

  • Afghanistan

    Richard Parnell, of Minneapolis, Rehab Tech at Courage Center on wheelchair distribution with the Mobility Project in Afghanistan, April 1-24, 2005. Bibi Mauro Hill in Kabul, Hindu Kush Mountains on right. With Saleem, from Qale Fatalah neighborhood.

    Richard Parnell

  • France

    Cici family of Maple Grove sends greetings and photos from Europe. The Cici kids read the Rake before their trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower (and Jessica Cici at the top). Matt Cici checks out the new release from one of his favorite bands, the Foo Fighters. A solemn visit to Omaha Beach in Normandy, France.

    Michele Cici

  • Las Vegas

    Chillon Leach of St. Paul, writes: Taking a break from all the lights and activity of the Las Vegas Strip. (bringing some quality reading from home)

    Chillon Leach

  • Spain and Portugal

    Sally Helmerichs of Minneapolis writes: Gentlemen/Ladies: The Rake gets around. I took it to read on the seven (ugh!) hour flight to Spain and Portugal.

    Sally Helmericks

  • Grand Tetons

    Amy and Jeff of Minneapolis write: Here’s our rakish travel snap from the Good Old USA — We are “raking” in the gorgeous view of the Grand Tetons on our July 4th road trip out West. And of course we had The Rake along for some stimulating reading material!

    Jeff and Amy Mueller

  • DIY Documentary

    In the past few months, Minnesota has hosted PEZCon X, an international PEZ convention; the Free Range Film Festival, screened inside a big barn in the heart of the state’s organic farm country; and the Hungry Cyclist, an Englishman biking across the world for Macmillan Cancer Relief.

    Chuck Olsen, a highly caffeinated thirty-four-year-old filmmaker who wears little black glasses, has captured these stories and many others. Olsen is the owner and operator of Minnesota Stories (www.mnstories.com), a new daily blog that consists of artful video clips. His “vlog” is rather like a regionalized, abbreviated, video version of This American Life. Due to the limits of bandwidth and attention span, Minnesota Stories are usually short, mini-documentary films running up to about five minutes.

    Olsen first got the idea about four years ago while working at Twin Cities Public Television. He initially envisioned a television series. As he became more immersed in the vlogging community, he realized the medium’s potential and adapted his idea for the Internet.

    Anyone with a video camera and a Minnesota story to tell (or show) is welcome to contribute. Olsen said vlogging is a way to democratize production in a time of mass media conglomerates, and to create a sort of “citizen channel” that is considerably more accessible than community access television.

    “It’s kind of a continuation of what you see with blogs,” Olsen said. “A lot of people who didn’t have a voice in broadcast or print media or mass media now do.” Besides Olsen’s footage, Minnesota Stories showcases work from many others. Some are amateurs and others are professionals. Chuck Tomlinson, the former co-host of Radio K’s Cosmic Slop show, posted his wife and daughter’s journey to Camp Casey in Crawford, Texas, to support Iraq war protester Cindy Sheehan. Other recent entries have starred residents of St. Paul’s Rondo neighborhood and Duluth cartoonist Chris Monroe, creator of the comic strip Violet Days.

    Olsen is a busy new-media mogul. In addition to Minnesota Stories, he contributes to MNSpeak.com, a spiffy and smart Twin Cities daily blog. He got his start as a correspondent for the pioneering daily vlog Rocketboom. He also began posting clips of a longer documentary about blogging called—naturally—Blogumentary. He found it a useful filmmaker’s tool. “It’s great,” he said. “You get that immediate feedback from people, and people can follow the progress of what you’re doing immediately,” he said.

    While Minnesota is rich in stories for his vlog, Olsen looks beyond the land of lakes. He and friends are trying to organize an international “vlogathon” aimed at raising funds to put the relatively simple technology into the hands of people worldwide, and to raise cultural awareness.

    “It’s hard to hate somebody if you can see how they live, and see that they’re real people and you have things in common with them,” he said. In November, Olsen will teach a vlogging workshop at Minnesota’s Center for Media Arts in St. Paul. “We want to teach people how to videoblog—give them the equipment and the knowledge—-to create that cross-cultural dialogue. Even if there’s a language barrier, you can show people things and still communicate.”—Jenny Woods