My Second Job

I went to the Mall of America the other day with my girlfriend to buy some shoes. Of course we had to stop at Banana Republic and some other stores. When the stop got a little long I wandered over to Brookstone and partook in my one of my favorite pastimes: sitting in a massage chair. I haven’t done this in quite a few years and they have made some impressive chairs since my days of loitering in the mall as a 16 year old.

The new chairs actually have a warm up period where the knobs sense where your shoulders are at, which results in an incredibly accurate massage. Of course the one I tried cost $4,300. However, the manager offered up the fact that they were hiring and I could take advantage of an employee discount of 30%. Now that may just have been the best job offer I have ever had.