Year: 2007

  • Strib Guild Requests Investigation of Par Ridder

    Apparently struck by the rather dicey appearance problem of having your publisher accused of theft and a variety of other disreputable activities, the Star Tribune’s Guild officers this afternoon, sent the following letter to Chris Harte, of new owner, Avista Capital Partners.
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    Guild colleagues,

    We will be sending this letter to Chris Harte this afternoon:

    April 17, 2007

    To: Chris Harte

    Dear Chris,

    We are writing to respectfully request that the Star Tribune conduct an independent inquiry into the serious allegations made against Star Tribune publisher Par Ridder in the lawsuit filed last week.

    Without commenting on the merit of the allegations, we want to convey that the lawsuit raises questions about the credibility of the Star Tribune and affects our work as journalists. We know this because of the flood of questions and comments we’ve received from readers, sources, acquaintances and others with whom we’re in contact.

    In our view, an independent inquiry, and a full report of the findings, is the best way to end the ongoing distraction caused by the allegations, as well as to ensure the credibility of the Star Tribune.

    Respectfully,

    Jaime Chismar, Chris Serres, Pamela Miller and Pat Doyle
    On behalf of the journalists of the Newspaper Guild’s Star Tribune unit

  • Spain School

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    piquillo peppers are part of our flavor …

    Doesn’t this dreary day call for a trip to Solera?

    Their Restaurant Week menu deal is a tapas spectacular for a measly $32. It’s like a little schooling in Spanish flavors. I know a few ambitious home cooks who see the tapas menu as a little project list, bites of sophistication that might be mastered and presented to swooning friends. How fitting that a portion of the proceeds would go to benefit our public libraries.

    Solera Tapas Tasting Menu
    Piquillo peppers stuffed with herbed goat’s milk cheese
    Foie gras empanadas with pumpkin jam and walnuts
    Grilled lamb tenderloin with honey aioli and harissa
    Grilled idiazabal with dried cherries, black pepper and tarragon
    Oloroso glazed pork belly with gigandes beans and baby tomato
    Squid and chorizo salad with migas and endive
    Fried oyster with artichoke, potato, and Meyer lemon
    Oxtail terrine with preserved frita mixta and horseradish

  • A Last and Best Word on the Imus Matter

    Sunday night I had had enough of Imus. It wasn’t quite, “Get me back to Anna Nicole,” but the pile-on was complete … in terms of Imus. As I’ve said previously the whole episode is fascinating for the sense of cultural tipping point it brings. Worse things have said by worse chronic offenders. But several rising trends converged to absolutely bowl the guy over and submerge him. (He will almost certainly bob back up … on satellite at just as much dough, is my guess.)

    Anyway, I wrote my epilogue, preparing to move on to all-Par all the time, since that appears to be the local media matter that can’t stop itself from giving and giving.

    It was a damn good piece. Frame-worthy, I’m telling you. But you’ll have to take my word for it since I obliterated the whole thing jumping back and forth plugging in links. (Basic need: Two monitors, like all real geeks use these days.) I know, I should have just done the dogged and diligent thing and started over. But it was late, adult beverages had been consumed, the Strib had done a front page punt on the Rachel Paulose story and their ombudsman was scolding their blogger.

    Thankfully, Kevin Drum, recommended the following piece by a guy I had never heard of, and it nails the whole Imus cultural issue thing perfectly. It’s long, but well worth the time … if you haven’t jumped back to Anna Nicole or Sanjaya.
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    Sunday, April 15, 2007
    Making Carefully Nuanced Distinctions Regarding the Totally Unacceptable

    MIKE WALLACE: “You told Tom Anderson, the producer, in your car, coming home, that Bernard McGuirk is there to do nigger jokes.”

    DON IMUS: “Well, I’ve never–I never use that word.”

    TOM ANDERSON: “I recall you using that word.”

    DON IMUS: “Oh, okay, well then I used that word. Of course, that was an off-the-record conversation.”

    –60 Minutes interview, July 1998

    “I’m a good person.”

    –Don Imus, April 2006

    “Phil, there are a lot of very nice guys in the Ku Klux Klan.”

    –my Aunt Betty

    In 1980, while running for president, Ronald Reagan, appeared at the Neshoba County Fair in Philadelphia, Mississippi, best known as the site of the murders of three civil rights workers by various pillars of the community. There, he gave a speech about the need for states’ rights, time-honored code in that part of the country for white racists’ resentment over forced desegregation. The scene was generally taken as an unusually blunt reaching out by a major candidate to the bigot vote, and not long after, Reagan did indeed receive the KKK’s official endorsement for the presidency. But the appearance in Philadelphia, while unmistakable in the signals it gave off, was still safely within the realm of the “symbolic”, and it’s bad form to blame someone for his tackier fans, so nobody in the mainstream dared whisper that Reagan himself actually had a racist bone in his body, not even after he expressed his opposition to the creation of a holiday honoring Martin Luther King, Jr., and in the course of that opposition indicated that he mainly considered Dr. King to have been an uppity troublemaker and very likely a Communist agent. When it was time for Reagan to move on into his twilight years, his vice-president, George Bush the Elder, overcame his essential emptiness and lack of any serious widespread support in part by means of a TV commercial that tied his opponent to a scary-looking black man. Of course, everyone understood that Bush had no racist impulses in him but had to do what he had to do to ensure the votes of Joe Caveman. Back in 1964, Bush had campaigned hard against the 1964 Civil Rights Act; two years into his presidency, he would veto the 1990 Civil Rights Act, after having Congresional Republicans work hard shaping it to his preferred specifications. After considerable criticism, he would reluctantly sign a civil rights bill the next year, at a point when his prospects for re-election were already in free fall. Early in 1992, after the Rodney King verdict resulted in the L.A. riots, Bush would dispatch Marlin Fitzwater to explain that the riots were Lyndon Johnson’s fault, and the the result of having been too nice to inner city blacks in the 1960s.

    Again, as any reporter inside the Beltway could tell you, none of this reflected any racial insensitivity on the part of the people involved. It was “just politics”, and that meant anything that worked was fair and justifiable. On the other hand, during the same period as Bush’s presidency, David Duke got himself elected to the Louisiana legislature and then set his sights on the governor’s mansion, and this, everyone agreed, was a crisis. No one was more upset about it than Republicans like Bush, who feared that Duke might be taken as representative of a part of the Republican party and give it a bad name. Duke didn’t stagger around calling people “niggers” and calling for a return to slavery. He talked about rising crime rates and too much money going to welfare families and a society gone to hell in a handbasket because of excess tolerance of the wrong sort and government sticking its nose in where it didn’t belong and making things hard for Mister and Missus Lily-White. In other words, he talked like Ronald Reagan and like a hundred other Republicans who had learned to speak in code to white bigots who felt that some measure of their freedom had been curtailed because black kids could sit next to their kids on the bus. The problem was, Duke had been a self-proclaimed Nazi and Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. If Duke had appeared out of nowhere in 1989 with no paper trail and no photos of him wearing stastikas and prancing around his college campus toting a sign reading “GAS THE CHICAGO 7”, there would have been no reason for the media or his fellow Republicans to object to the obvious racist strain in his positions and statements; it would have been as okay as it had been with Reagan and Bush, because it would have been “just politics.” But Duke’s past made it uncomfortably likely that he wasn’t simply pandering to open-mouthed hillbilly bigots. Everyone agreed that he had no place in American politics, because he meant what he said.

    We live in a country where one major party has spent most of the past forty-odd years depending on ever crueler appeals to racism to help it out in elections, even at the same time as society has largely taken it on faith that racism is a settled matter. Reagan and Bush may have had to do what they had to do to get the Snopes family to go to the polling place, but so what? When someone shows himself to be a “real” racist, he’s stripped of his epaulets and driven from the fort. Unfortunately, in public life, you have to practically be filmed burning a cross in front of a black church and waving to the camera to be tagged as a “real” racist. If you protested the Vietnam War, you’re going to be explaining and even apologizing for it to your dying day, but there are plenty of people who voted against civil rights legislation in the 1960s–an act that you might think would pretty clearly and unambiguously stamp you as maybe not being, as Don Imus says, “a good person”– who have been allowed to go on to long, respectable political careers. People like Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond were held by the Beltway not to be racists because, well, because they just couldn’t be–they were duly elected politicians, so the thought was too morbid to be seriously considered. If necessary, apologies for anything they’d done that might give one pause would be fabricated on their behalf. After Trent Lott became Minority Leader last year, returning to prominence after the fall from grace that resulted from his kissing Strom Thurmond’s warty ass on the occasion of the old shitkicker’s unearned centennial, many in the media insisted that Lott had, of course, apologized for those remarks, though as far as I can determine, all he’d done was repeatedly say that he was sorry that so many mean people had misrepresented his sweet remarks to a nice old orange-haired man on his birthday. Lott, as his recent memoir demonstrates, is typical of the kind of Southerner who doesn’t think he’s a racist and would have apoplexy if anyone suggested that he is, but who still disapproves of the government’s role in implementing desegregation; if you ask him, in the right setting in front of the right tobacco-juice-stained crowd, he’ll be happy to explain that, while he’s happy as a clam that whites and blacks can share the same drinking fountain in Mississippi now, it was a dastardly act for the gummint to force all those good Mississippians to do what they’d never done before but would have been delighted to do, of their own free will, at some point. It’s just a shame that the mean ol’ gummint made them do it, thus muddying the issue. As a child in Mississippi in the 1970s, I grew up hearing this line of manure from the local grown-ups, who would apply it to everything from the minimum wage to the Clean Water Act to the attempt to pass the Equal Rights Amendment. By forcing them to do the obvious right thing, gummint was leaning on the common people, and it wasn’t fair. Heck, the worst thing about it was the suggestion that they had to be forced, by law, to do the obvious decent thing. It was true they’d never done it before, but they had been planning to get around to it, and probably would have done it five minutes after the law had been passed, if gummint hadn’t gone and gotten its panties in a bunch. Now all they could do was bitch till the end of their days about the injustice of being forced to not lynch nigras when there was nothing good on TV and not pay their employees in shiny beads. Not that they’d have ever done those things anyway, but oh, the injustice of being told that they couldn’t do it!

    It would be a very pleasant thing to be able to say that this line of self-pitying imbecility died out in the provinces and never spread to the shoe-wearing regions of the country, but Don Imus and his brothers in the talk radio stratosphere depend as much on it as the Trent Lotts of this world. The fact that he has so much in common with Trent Lott would probably sting Imus more than any realization of the no-brainer fact that he is not, in fact, “a good person,” a realization that would be quick to follow if he could ever get his rodent’s brain around the simple truth that you really have used a word even if you’ve used it in an “off-the-record conversation,” but there you are. The talk radio world, one that Imus worked hard to shape, is one where overpaid white guys who did well in the voting for the title of “Class Clown” at their respective high schools sneer at blacks, women, gays, what have you, in a dismayingly self-congratulatory tone. The self-congratulation comes not from the cleverness of their material–nobody could be that self-deluded–but from the fantasy that they’re speaking truth to power and taking on The Man by being, and here hold tight while we flash back to the thrilling days of 1993, “politically incorrect.” Their natural audience is people who hate their lives and, at least for a few minutes a day, like to imagine that they’re outlaws by listening to some peabrain on the radio make fun of, say, homeless people or the victims of the 2004 tsunami. This stuff is not hard to do. Lest you think I’m being self-righteous here, let me make it clear that I know how easy it is to do funny ethnic voices and make fun of gay stereotypes because I’ve done it, usually very late at night, often on car trips when I was trying to keep myself and someone else awake, always when my cerebral wattage had reached the draining point and I couldn’t think of anything to say that would actually have counted as funny. In my defense, nobody was throwing millions of dollars at me at the time, and if they were, I like to think that I would have differed from the Imuses and the Opie and Anthonys of this world in that I would have made some effort to actually earn the money. (I remember that when Howard Stern began a short-lived tenure of having his show broadcast in New Orleans, he held a press conderence, and one of the local reporters asked him how he would compete with the hilarious, daring wild man talk guy who was already doing a New Orleans morning show, and whose name escapes me. Stern, who’d clearly never heard the local guy’s name, said something like, what’s he do, like a Southern guy and a black guy and a gay guy, all the while doing high-school level impersonations of a drawling hick, a Stepin Fetchit type, and a nelly dude, which did indeed sound exactly like the local guy’s repertoire of funny voices. I remember that the New Orleans reporter was stunned by this, and seemed genuinely unaware that there was some yokel doing the same basic act at some radio station in every city in America.)

    With Imus’s career meltdown this past week, he managed to demonstrate one thing worth knowing, which is that the rules regarding racist behavior among celebrities are kind of the reverse of the ones governing politicians. We’ve reached the point where racism is simply an unaceptable trait in a public figure, but there are some openly bigoted celebrities, such as Mel Gibson, who are simply too rich and famous to be swept off the map–it would be too unnerving and would frighten the horses. So people like the anti-Semitic Gibson and the homophobic Isiah Washington are diagnosed as being ill, sick with intolerance–we believe they mean it, so the important thing is to decide that they’re victims of their own vile thoughts. They get to stay and the keep the money, but only if they admit that they have a problem and seek help. (John Rocker may be the best example of just how hard a celebrity has to work to convince us that he just needs to be expelled from consideration as one of People magazine’s most intriguing people of the year.) For decades, Imus has trafficked in bile, giving the boobs in the listening area a vicarious thrill by saying stupid, ugly things into a mike because it’s easier than actually being funny. We know for a fact that he’s not a good person, no matter how much fucking charity work he does on the side, because a good person just doesn’t say this shit, just as, my late aunt to the contrary, there probably aren’t any really nice guys in the Ku Klux Klan for the simple reason that it’s hard to imagine the circumstances under which a really nice guy would join a violent, racist terrorist organization. Yet people probably do assume that, to the same degree that Republican politicians’ racist appeals are “just politics,” the ravings of someone like Imus don’t stamp him as a “real” bigot, because they’re “just entertainment.” One could ask what kind of person besides a bigot would find the spectacle of a mean-spirited, dim-witted old man grunting about those different from himself at a level of wit that never rises above calling politicians “lying weasels”, but that would risk getting us into uncomfortable territory.

    A number of people have noticed that what Imus said that got him fired was pretty weak beer compared to some of the things he’s said, or permitted his loathsome sidekicks, to say in the past. (More bizarrely, some people have seemed to point that up as if it were an excuse.) It’s true that Imus made the scandal possible for contriving to build a sort of perfect storm situation around himself. First, the gutless old fart actually said it himself instead of appointing one of his lackies to say something that he could then cluck his tongue about. And instead of going after some indefensible public servant or professional blowhard or an anonymous creature of fantasy such as Reagan’s “welfare queen in a Cadillac,” he targetted some real and blameless young women who had done neither him not anyone else a lick of harm. Put him and his targets on TV together and there was no contest. Here you have the dignified and affronted college students wondering why they’ve been smeared by a millionaire; on the other side of the screen, we have some toxic waste in a cowboy hat. Imus himself, in the first recorded instance on record of a talk-radio star demonstrating self-knowledge, showed that he had at least learned this when he told Al Sharpton that he had learned that there are people you shouldn’t make fun of because they don’t deserve it. There might have been an implication in there that, if he were left alone, Imus would from that moment on, he would only make fun of those who deserved it, but if he had followed through on that, he would have had to become a satirist instead of some lout thoughtlessly blowing shit into a microphone whenever the “ON AIR” sign lights up,and he may not have fully realized how much effort and rethinking of his act that would require–almost certainly more than a man his age could have mustered, especially given that Imus’s major life achievement up to this point had been the Dubyan feat of ceasing to snort and guzzle himself into a perpetual state of oblivion. If there was any wisdom in his decision to peg his attempt to keep his job on his attempt to prove himself a “good person,” it can only be that, as unlikely as that claim sounded, it was easier to believe that he was on some level a good person than it was to believe that he could ever, ever have become funny and talented. Dim and self-obsessed as ever, he never seemed to grasp that the people calling for his job weren’t doing it because they were not yet convinced of his goodness. They were doing it because they’d concluded that there was a real chance that they could get him fired, and he’d make an impressive trophy.

    I know people who have the sense to offer no defense of Imus but who feel the need to complain about his firing. I’ve heard some strange things said, and some even stranger things hollared, towards that end this past. I suspect that it mostly boils down to a reluctance to embrace some of Imus’s attackers, and the feeling that all that hot air could have been put to better use. One friend of mine actually yelled something about how we shouldn’t be wasting our time with this nonsense when there are children dying, but I remain unconvinced that any of the people who spent the week denouncing Imus would have spent the time saving children from death if it hadn’t been for the distraction. I kind of hate to be part of what James Wolcott calls a big public pile-on, but I have to admit thinking that the final outcome was pretty satisfying. I’m something of a free speech absolutist, but I also have some belief in the wisdom of the marketplace, and this was an example of it working rather well, I think. Imus is not a first amendment martyr; he wasn’t hounded and clapped in chains and driven to unemployment like Lenny Bruce, he was informed by a couple of major media conglomerates who had been paying him a fucking fortune that they had come to the conclusion that any continued association with his disgusting self was no longer something they wanted to explain to their stockholders. He won’t starve, and he probably won’t even be gone for as long as some of us would like. But at least his admirers will have to live with the memory of him spending the week crawling on his belly, whimpering and licking every boot he came across in his pathetic bid for forgiveness, a most gratifying commentary on just how much of a ballsy anti-P.C. outlaw the jowly cretin and most of his ilk really are. No, the public excoriation and humilation of Don Imus will not rid the country of racism. But surely a country where the Don Imuses are never publically excoriated and humilated would be a worse place to live.

  • It's Tax Day. Throw Off Those Shackles.

    LECTURE AND PERFORMANCE
    Your Brain is Not Your Friend!

    iHead.jpgTonight is the monthly Cafe Scientifique happy hour forum at Bryant Lake Bowl. And this month’s guest speaker happens to be Dennis Cass, author of Head Case: How I Almost Lost My Mind Trying to Understand My Brain. Cass, who was working as a freelance journalist at the time, went on a mission to learn everything he could about the human brain in an effort to overcome his writer’s block. Using himself as a guinea pig, he subjected his mind and body to a number of stimuli in order to study the effects. Accompany Cass on his tour of the brain. Learn why zombies prefer to eat brains, a history of misguided brain metaphors, and a scientific process for not turning into your parents.

    6:30 pm (5:30 doors), Bryant Lake Bowl, 810 W Lake St., Minneapolis, 612-825-3737; $5.

    LECTURE
    Contracting Media – Expanding Need

    aaron_brown.jpgIf your brain is still your friend, and you want to exercise it a while tonight as you speculate on the future of media, go hear former anchor of CNN’s NewsNight and Minnesota native Aaron Brown speak this evening as part of the Minnesota Public Radio Broadcast Journalist Series. Brown will discuss political, technological, and social changes facing today’s media. Get free tickets from the Campus Center Information Desk at 651-696-6888 or at any Bibelot shop.

    7 p.m., Alexander G. Hill Ballroom, Kagin Commons, Macalester College, 1600 Grand Ave., Saint Paul, 651-696-6000; Free with ticket.

    MUSIC
    16th Annual Honors Concert

    honors_poster505_2.jpgSeeing a bunch of high school students perform might seem a little silly to you without the obligation of going to support a family member, but most of our best musicians and artists were already creating masterpieces when they were of high school age. Tonight, more than 300 students from St. Paul Public Schools will showcase their talents as the best of the best high school vocalists, musicians, and artists in the district. The Honors Concert features high school aged students in band, orchestra, and choir, performing under the direction of guest conductors. The concert begins at 7:30, but if you get there at 6:15 you can catch the World Party, featuring small instrumental and vocal student ensembles from Saint Paul elementary and junior high schools, in Ordway Center’s Marzitelli Foyer preceding the performance.

    7:30 p.m., Main Hall (World Party, 6:15 p.m., Marzitelli Foyer), Ordway Center for the Performing Arts, 345 Washington St, St Paul, 651-224-4222; $5.

    CéU Means Heaven, and She’ll Take You There

    ceu_photo.jpgLooking for something a bit more refined and sexy. Go see CéU perform tonight at the Dakota. The latest in a great tradition of Brazilian singer-songwriters, CéU’s unique sound combines Afro-beat, soul, and electro-jazz with a voice of melodic beauty and sensuality. She doesn’t belt out her music. She doesn’t smack you on the head with overt sexuality. No. She whispers softly at us, oozing an organic, uncontainable sexiness. CéU was nominated for a 2006 Latin Grammy Award as the Best New Artist.

    8 p.m., (tomorrow at 7 and 9 p.m.),
    Dakota Jazz Club & Restaurant
    , 1010 Nicollet Ave S, Minneapolis, 612-332-1010; $17.

    Afro Cuban Jazz

    If you want the same splendor with just a little more texture, head to Babalú for dinner, and enjoy the smooth, steamy offerings of Afro Cuban Jazz with Joto. Zap the last remnants of winter out of your tongue with the plátanos machos, then ward off the evening chill with the cazuela de mariscos. Eat slowly, and enjoy the music. By the time you’re ready for your fresas con crema and Cointreau, you’ll be ready to surrender yourself entirely to the music. (That’s when it’s time to go home.)

    Babalú, 800 Washington Ave N, Minneapolis, 612-746-3158.

  • Dane Smith Goes Power Wonk

    Dane Smith, the Star Tribune’s capital guy for umpteen-God-million years — that’s a joke — has traded up to a job as president of his former boss, Joel Kramer’s non-profit, Growth and Justice think tank.

    I quote the release here:

    Hello friends and colleagues,

    We invite you to join us in welcoming Dane Smith as the new Growth and Justice president. The board voted this morning and we expect Dane to start his work with us this next week. We are thrilled to have him on board. Below, FYI, is the press announcement we are about to send out. We hope you will join us in wishing Dane well in his new role.

    Growth and Justice, a public policy think tank focused on issues related to sustaining a fair, and prosperous Minnesota economy, has named Dane Smith as president. Smith, who recently concluded a 30-year career as a reporter for the Star Tribune and the Pioneer Press, succeeds founder and current executive director Joel Kramer. Kramer will become chair of the organization’s board of directors for a two-year term.

    “I’m excited, humbled and exhilarated by this opportunity,” said Smith, whose reporting on public policy was recognized across the political spectrum as insightful and fair. “It’s a bit like walking onto the field as a player after a 30-year career in the press box.

    “Tax fairness and the issues surrounding government’s proper role in society were among my favorite issues as a reporter. I understand the importance of smart public-sector investment that can help all Minnesotans improve their lives and strengthen the state’s economy, and I’m honored to take on the leadership of an organization committed to that great purpose.”

    Kramer said that the board began discussing leadership succession about a year ago during the nonprofit’s strategic planning process. “We agreed that Growth and Justice was no longer a start-up and had tremendous potential to grow in size and influence. We concluded that new leadership could provide fresh energy and perspective to drive that growth.”

    After a search conducted by Rebecca Yanisch at KeyStone Search, the search committee recommended Smith, and the board approved him today, effective the end of April.

    “Dane brings a deep understanding of state policy, politics and media to this job, along with an outstanding network of people who respect his work,” Kramer said.

    Smith said that he is particularly excited about two new Growth and Justice projects that he said “lie at the heart of its mission.” “Rethinking Public Education” aims to create an evidence-based consensus on how to invest in getting many more Minnesotans to attain postsecondary degrees. “Governing with Accountability” will recommend how to improve government performance and accountability for the results of public investments, especially in the critical areas of education, transportation and health care.

    “I’m eager to get started growing this organization and amplifying its call for a more fair tax system and focused improvement in the public goods and services that will sustain and enhance our quality of life,” Smith said.

    Growth and Justice is a nonpartisan progressive economic think tank focused on developing and communicating public policy strategies and agendas to make Minnesota’s economy simultaneously more prosperous, fair, and environmentally sustainable. The 501c3 nonprofit organization was founded in Dec. 2002 by Joel Kramer and is governed by a distinguished board of 24 community leaders representing diverse backgrounds and areas of the state. You can learn more about Growth and Justice’s work at www.growthandjustice.org.

  • Standing Up for A Sales Guy.

    St. Paul Pioneer Press union chairman issued this note today regarding ex-publisher Par Ridder’s system for squeezing ad execs. Obviously Ridder’s successor, Fred Mott, was willing to play along.

    21-year veteran terminated after two years on so-called ‘PIP’
    Fri, April 13, 2007 at 12:56

    Longtime advertising account executive Larry Olson was fired today — after 21 years of service to the Pioneer Press.

    Few things could be more wrong for this business.

    Olson is well-respected by his former clients and has tremendous institutional knowledge. But he sold ads in the auto sector — one of the sectors that have been hammered nationally, at every newspaper, as that industry pulls its money from print.

    For the last two years, Olson was on multiple “performance improvement plans” — the mechanism used in the advertising department to impose unreasonable sales targets onto individual account executives. This is not Guild hyperbole; these targets are divvied out to salespeople with no consideration of what is going in the industries in which their customers operate.

    It’s like a reporter being disciplined because an official who never talks to the media won’t call her back. Nonsense. And unfair.

    But the so-called PIPs were apparently an important part of how Advertising Director Greg Mazanec decided to pass down Par Ridder’s supposed goal of “accountability.” Ridder says to his department heads: We need a certain amount of revenue. That target gets divided, divided again and divided again — and then imposed on salespeople, no matter how realistic, given their customers’ business environments.

    Olson met his January goal. But he was given targets for February and March and terminated today.

    He says he was preparing for this, and he wasn’t the first salesperson to be dismissed in the same way. His colleagues were not necessarily shocked — despite the disappointment and anger they may feel.

    Over the 21 years he gave to the Pioneer Press, Olson volunteered a lot of his time to his colleagues in the Guild. Among the jobs he took on: steward, Representative Assembly member and, currently, co-chairperson of the joint union-management committee that oversees the pension fund. (The other co-chairperson? Marilyn Clements, who the company laid off in January.)

    — Jack Sullivan, Washington County team leader, unit chairman

  • Original Flavors

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    lingonberries are a part of our flavor….

    OK, it’s here people. This is the real Retaurant Week, the one you’ve been waiting for. Now get out and EAT to feed the libraries.

    Not only do you get to eat in the aid of young, fresh minds, but you have a chance to sample what our city is capable of, culinarily. You wonder if we can stack up to the chains that seem to invade every corner, every tall building? Do we have what it takes to garner attention from the glossy food mags and televised food icons? Yes, yes we do. This is the week where the independant restaurants, the Twin Cities Originals will prove to you that we are worthy of praise, we are fresh in flavor, and possess an original spark that is tasty, indeed.

    Today I am breakfasting with my 4-year-old at Edina Grill where the RW special is Swedish pancakes with lingonberry jam and creme fraiche. Good Morning!

    I’m skipping lunch today, because I plan to hole up at the Dakota for Happy Hour from 4-6pm and dive into the all-you-can-eat Shrimp Creole special while washing it down with $2 Amstel Lights. This might be one of the RW deals that I repeat.

    Don’t forget to mention that you want the Restaurant Week special menu. Now go forth and EAT!

  • Free Doug Tice!

    I suspect I’m not alone in believing there are at least two elephant-in-the-room-sized topics the Star Tribune’s in-house, salaried, reader representative/ombudsman, Kate Parry, could have moved on Sunday rather than a fusty dissection of ethical overreaching in the Eric Black-Doug Tice blog, “The Big Question”. But that’s just me, I guess.

    I mean, Parry’s own publisher is sued by his former employer for what is described — in public, legal documents known now to the entire American journalistic community — as a comically clumsy attempt to subvert his old shop, the St. Paul Pioneer Press, retain proprietary material that did not belong to him, and on and on.

    Or, if that doesn’t quite rise to newsworthiness, or seem sufficiently worrisome in terms of breaches of ethics, maybe a thought or two on why Parry’s paper has played so far back on its heels in the matter of Rachel Paulose and the on-going, still-expanding, US Attorneys story? There is a drama with a significant appearance of faulty editorial judgment on the part of the Star Tribune. Especially when you consider the quality of reporting done by former D.C. staffers that has been excluded from publication in the new Avista-owned, Par Ridder-operated Star Tribune.

    But, let the elephants graze on the carpeting, and lets concern ourselves with whether Doug Tice overstepped in recommending that his blog readers dial up Michael Brodkorb’s website if they want to read Al Franken’s comic profanities in all their original glory.

    My, my, my … I am truly feeling the vapors.

    Let me just say here that I’ve worked for Doug Tice and with both him and Parry. Well, sort of anyway. They were and are both diligent office workers, something never said of me. Which is a way of saying that we probably never exchanged more than a nod in the 15 years I was at the Pioneer Press.

    Parry’s “issue” is that Tice failed, however momentarily, to walk the finest of silk-thin lines between his day job as the Star Tribune’s political editor — where he would have some involvement in coverage of, say, Rachel Paulose — and his other day job as the conservative end of the Black-Tice blogger duo.

    I’m tempted to dismiss the whole thing with a glib, “Give me a break!” but that would dodge an opportunity to argue that it isn’t the temerity of Tice’s blog work that is the problem, it’s the timidity. Tice is one of the most thoughtful conservative writers in town, at a time when the whole liberal-conservative, blue-red debate needs more thought and far less sophomoric, radio-style demagoguerey. For God’s sake, get off the guy’s back and let him write!

    Parry’s first order of business, if she wanted to avoid the perils of Par and Paulose, should have been to explain why in hell Doug Tice, a well-known and well-regarded conservative, is parked in the hibernaculum of “political editor” when he so clearly has reasoning and writing skills well beyond any other conservative among the paper’s current staff?

    Parry dispenses smothering maternal concern over Tice going a bit too far in his blog — by recommending a website for language he’d rather not print … IN A GODDAM BLOG! — because of the appearance problem it creates for his political editorship. As though the constant accusations of political hedging and orientation thrown up against the Star Tribune will disappear if Tice — that loose cannon — will just rein himself in and pretend he isn’t really a conservative on the internet.

    This kind of clubhouse logic is so ingrown and anachronistic it really isn’t worth trying to deconstruct.

    My points are these:

    A: The Star Tribune has at least two far more relevant and serious ethical questions readers would like represented than the arcane matter of an entirely reasonable and (some say exceedingly) sober conservative nodding to another conservative on the company website.

    B: The political editorship should be turned over to a veteran staff journalist with no track record of ideological preference.

    And finally,

    C: Doug Tice should be freed up to regularly contribute intelligently-formed, debate-worthy conservative (or whatever) viewpoints on the whole gamut of issues afflicting this community and country.

  • 'She' = 'He.' And 'Her' = 'Him' And 'His.' Just Because It's Easier That Way

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    He took her somewhere. She went willingly. They went together.

    It wasn’t exactly as if she were lost, although that description would work for the sake of melodrama or metaphor. She didn’t, though, have any melodrama left in her, and she no longer had any use at all for metaphor. Things exactly as they were were scary enough without trying to read something else into them. She was simply in a place she was never going to come back from.

    There were bare trees and a frozen creek and gray skies there, and it snowed every time the world was turned upside down.

    Sometimes at night when she craned her neck she could see small spasms of light skidding across the rounded ceiling of the glass globe in which she would spend the rest of her days.

    When she shouted, which she did less and less often, her words bounced right back at her. Occasionally they knocked her clean off her feet and she would spend days flat on her back.

    It would get murky, then dark, and the snow would finally settle over and around her. She knew that eventually she would no longer even bother to get up.

  • A Full Evening… with options

    I hope you dressed for work today ready to head straight out. You’ve got a full evening ahead, so you best pick up the phone, shoot out an email, or turn around and yell, and see who’s going with you. Work hard today. Don’t dawdle around on the computer all day long. Limit your MNSpeak lurking — just for the day — and give the phone and email a rest. It’s Monday, and you want to start the week out right and get out early. (I’ll give you some videos to waste time with tomorrow.)

    olive_logo.jpgOnce you’re out, meet up with your partner(s), and head straight to Old Arizona for an organic wine tasting. Yes, that’s right. Start the week out healthy. With the weather warming up, you might want to even go for a run. Do it now, because you’re going to eat right tonight. The organic wine tasting — Taste of the Earth — is in honor of Earth Day, but don’t worry, it’s OK to support the earth; you don’t have to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Do-gooders can feel good about drinking for the land, and if you’re too cynical to buy into that you can just enjoy the wine and still satisfy that little inkling that needs to be there just in case. Get there exactly at 5:30, when the going is fresh and there are no crowds. Sample the wine, and get out for the next course once your tongue has been aroused. You might want to call ahead, or go here to see if there are tickets left. If not, don’t worry, you can skip straight to the next event. Your time is precious this evening. (And if $23 a person is too rich a way to start out the evening, just continue.)

    5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Taste for the Earth, Old Arizona, 2821 Nicollet Ave S., Minneapolis, 612-871-0050; $23.

    promo_rakeguy_menu.gifFrom there, go out to enjoy a titillating meal on the first night of Twin Cities Restaurant Week. See, one more opportunity to turn decadence into philanthropy. You’re going to eat well this week, and you’re going to feel great about doing it. You’re supporting the Minneapolis and St. Paul libraries. No guilt. This is all for good. Empty the wallets and fill up those tummies. Read up on your latest Wine Spectator. Read Oliver’s latest column. Definitely read Oliver’s latest column, or seek back into the archives for some doozies.

    If you’d rather break up the night into smaller bites, so that you can better savor them, don’t head for the full meal right away. Just get a bite before you move onto the next event. Complement the wine with something a bit more solid and just as pleasant for the tongue. What the heck; it’s warm out, it’s early, it’s Monday, and there won’t be a lot of cars on the road. Head over to Solera for some tapas. Or you can go later for the late night happy hour.

    Solera, 900 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis, 612-338-0062.

    If you’re neurotic and need to stay on track, like me, then go to The Herkimer. It’s on the way, and frankly, it’ll get you in the mood for the next event. But you better be careful; you don’t have a lot of time. They have a sampling menu for $10. Get one, and split it. If you’re with a group, get a couple and get out. Sample the Sky Pilot Keeler Bier, and make up your mind. Are you staying, or are you heading out for more?

    The Herkimer, 2922 Lyndale Ave S., Minneapolis, 612-821-0101; $10.

    the_american_dream.jpgStimulate the mind before you sit down for more indulgence. Let the wine and beer course through you — and the sampler settle — while you explore the American dream with a reading by Mike Palecek. I’d send you to silently stare at some art for a while why you daydream, but most galleries are closed on Mondays. Palecek will do the trick. He’s the perfect third course the evening — a writer and activist for peace and social justice, so you’ll be able to relate to him tonight as you drink for the earth and eat for free thought and access to knowledge. OK, you probably won’t end up in a federal penitentiary for civil disobedience, like he did. But who knows? You could still run for Congress. Go meet Palecek. Stand in his presence. We need some more of that around here. Get yourself a copy of The American Dream if you haven’t read his latest satirical novel. And what the heck, pick up a new copy of On the Road. It’s time to read it again.

    7:30 p.m., Magers and Quinn Booksellers, 3038 Hennepin Ave S., Minneapolis, 612-822-4611.

    feed-the-libraries.gifBy now, that wine and beer should have worked itself well into your system, and you’re probably feeling hungry again. If all that talk about America got you craving a ride, then open up the windows and drive to one of the great, locally-owned Twin Cities Originals restaurants sponsoring Restaurant Week. Make sure you tell them you’re there for Restaurant Week. They have a special menu for you and everything, so just let them spoil you. Remember, the little children must read. Sorry. I’m really not mocking this, people. It’s the libraries, for crying out loud. Get out there and eat! Tell your waiter you’re there for Restaurant Week, pick up an “ENTER TO WIN” card, fill it out, and leave it there. You’ll help feed the libraries and be entered to win one of many prizes, including a trip for two. Contributions to the libraries depend on the number of “ENTER TO WIN” cards the restaurants receive, so be sure pick one up at any participating restaurant, online, in our April print issue, or in any Twin Cities library.

    Wiazrd.jpgIf you passed up the reading and went straight to dinner, then you have time for more fun. Your belly should be full, so go sit in the dark a while, relax, digest, and watch the 4th Annual Five Fifths of the Wizard of Oz at The Southern Theater. I have to be honest with you, I can’t find a darn thing about it on their site, so I would suggest calling and verifying this before heading out there. Five different companies are supposed to perform five different segments of The Wizard of Oz. It should be great fun to see the various interpretations come together.

    8 p.m., Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave S., Minneapolis, 612- 340-1725.