Year: 2007

  • Conversations Real and Imagined: The Past, The Past, Into the Past!

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    Brand Upon the Brain!. Now showing exclusively at The Parkway Theater.

    You might find this strange, but here goes: I often wonder if cinema was ruined with sound. That the noise and the clatter wrecked an image that so subtly tapped into your subconscious, made you dream differently, hell, even live differently. Have you ever seen a silent movie? Or even better, watched it on the silver screen? I have, a number of times. That’s all I do, it seems. Watch the silents, enjoy pure cinema. In theaters it’s so different: to sit with that many people, in the quiet, with only a piano tinkling away in service to the story. Once, I even closed my eyes. Piano. And then reaction. Gasps, laughter. The darkness and the silver quaking past my eyelids. Give me the silents–oh, the movies were never better. But I was born too late. I missed it by a long shot.

    I’ll tell you something else: benshi. That’s right, a benshi, those crazy Japanese performers who narrated silent film all those years ago in mighty Japan. Live performance, a man in a flowing robe, explaining poetically the scene as it unfolded behind him, or, like a haiku, in few words and timed hush, allowing the image to move you. Often, this fellow would make sound effects. Sometimes he would do a back flip upon the death of a character. Or pull out a sword, its blade glistening in the light of the projector. Each town had its own benshi, their favorite, and I like to imagine great silent films coming to our town, in a painted van, with fanfare, and our favorite benshi doing his thing for our utter enchantment. A piano accompanying. Maybe a cello. I love the cello.

    If I told you that there was a silent film in town, with a benshi, you’d go, wouldn’t you? I mean, if I told you to shake that little metal ball in there–tap, tap–in your brainpan, the one that rattles like a can of spray paint, and dredge up all that strange and foggy memory that’s settled in the sludge of daily life, you would, wouldn’t you? I mean, if I told you a movie could do that to you, make you a human being composed of moment and memory, you’d beg me for information, right? You’d say “To hell with the Cineplex, to hell with George Clooney and the Rock and malls!” and you’d drop your plans and go sit in an old neighborhood theater and watch something that, later, made you shiver?

    This is Brand Upon The Brain! It is playing in an old movie theater whose front rows are comfy chairs. Painted on this theater’s walls are strange images on billowing, dusty curtains. When the lights go out, they go out, and there’s quiet, not the thump, thump of whatever movie’s blundering about next door.

    Brand Upon the Brain! is black and white and silent. Brand gives us music, beautiful music, melancholy and thrilling, and reminiscent of the sea. You can almost smell the brine from the moan of the cello. Isabella Rossellini narrates, breathlessly, ordering us to participate, shouting her entreaties. She is a benshi, and one of the best. Of course, there is only a recording of Isabella, sweet Isabella. But she is our only benshi, sadly, and she wears that international crown with pride. “The past, the past, into the past!” she shouts, and with her we are thrust headlong into that past. We follow Guy Maddin, filmmaker, into his past and discover, simultaneously, that there are some discomforting parallels in all our childhoods.

    What is it about? Man returns to island of his youth, called back by his mother, paints a lighthouse, cannot cover the grime, and falls back into the sticky tar-baby of memory. This past involves sexy detective work (with harp-playing shamuses), horrific childbirth, and a plot to drain the youth-giving orphan nectar from the kids who are housed there. There are mad scientists, the Undressing Gloves, the Light-Bulb Kid, a turpentine bath, and the great line, “What is a suicide attempt without a wedding?”

    There are beautiful women, rugged men who get caught in their memories like a sailor trapped in a tropical storm, there are orphans, and, as mentioned, orphan nectar. There is science fiction, witchcraft, cross-dressing, and the manic, fearful, joyful and confusedly sexual life of a child.

    What… are you scared of the silent film? Worried that you’ll be bored? Oh, you won’t be bored. Do you get bored when you dream? When you reminisce? When some little thing triggers a decidedly uncomfortable memory? That’s not boredom, it’s fear. Confront your fears my friends. Brand Upon the Brain! is a time machine, into cinema’s past, coming to us from Winnipeg, through Japan and American movie history, and somehow pitching its tent on the rocky surface of your own moony memories. As much as I love Isabella, if we were truly lucky, we’d have our own benshi, some lovely actor or actress gesticulating and singing and wielding harpoons on stage as this silver, silent madhouse shines on.

    Then again, it’d probably be Garrison Keillor.

  • Wet Weekend

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    The forecast may be dreary, but that’s nothing a little golden slice of warmth can’t cure.

    Going out this weekend? Venturing through a corn maze? You may want to stop by the sausage garage sale at 229 Upton Ave S in Bryn Mawr. This Saturday from 10am – 2pm, the Sausage Sisters will be closing out their inventory and hosting a romping good time, as always. Call 612-986-7298 for more info.

    Staying in to bake? While your stuff is cooling, read up on the best kind of food snobbery. Or order a truly Tony tee.

  • This Just in: Saturday Standup

    Comedian Paul F. Tompkins has been a vital part of the comedy “circuit” since the 80s. In addition to his own stand-up performances, he has been in front and behind the scenes of numerous comedic projects. He co-created the live sketch show The Skates. He wrote and performed on HBO’s Mr. Show — for which he was nominated for an Emmy award. He wrote and starred in his own one-man show, Driven to Drink. He appeared several times on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, writing and performing his own wry entertainment reports. He appeared in the film Magnolia. And he co-created and performed in the science-fiction anthology parody Playground of the Id. As a stand-up, Paul has performed on numerous television showcases, most notably several appearances on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Tonight, you have a rare opportunity to see him live and in Minneapolis.

    Saturday at 9 p.m., Triple Rock Social Club, 629 Cedar Ave., U of MN West Bank, Minneapolis; 612-333-7499; $12.

  • Oktober Wine from Germany and Spain

    Earlier this week, I received a note from a reader who wanted me to recommend a German Riesling for her office Oktoberfest celebration. I was stumped.

    If you lined up all the varietals in the world from goal post to goal post on a football field — jammy, dark, South American Malbecs at one end and extra-sweet, sparkly whites at the other — I would drink from the 20-yard-line in on either side. In other words, I don’t have a favorite Riesling.

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    So I dropped by Sam’s Wine Shop in the North Loop to ask Sam [Haislet] himself. He likes a wine called St. Urbans-Hof Riesling 2006 and described it as a “kabinett-level” German white that’s balanced and not too sweet.

    1022716l.jpgWhile I was there, he gave me a taste of one of this month’s specials: the Con Class Rueda Blanc 2005, which Sam’s is selling for $8.97. This was a 35-yard-line wine: full and floral with very little acid, the taste of gardenias, ripe melon, and grass. It’s made from 100% Verdejo grapes, a native Spanish varietal related to Sauvignon Blanc, and has 12.5% alcohol (which is hot, for a white).

    According to Haislet, the region of Rueda recently passed a law that only white grapes can use the appellation, because it is — apparently — a territory unsuited for growing red. He was impressed enough with the Con Class to buy 10 cases and says it’s so popular he’s about to pick up a dozen more. So if you’re interested in a bottle, act fast.

  • Art for Birds, Energy, and Autumn

    ART
    Bird x Bird

    1007birdxbird.gifMore fun than a flock of starlings! This improbably cool event is a snowballing phenomenon. Artists passionate about something besides art. A show that’s rife with feeling. The only unusual thing is — jeez, Minnesota! — the dearth of collectors in the mix. For God’s sake, people, this show brings together some wonderfully skilled artists. And it doubles as an auction to support bird-related causes (it’s organized by a nonprofit that “links the collective action of artists to organizations dedicated to the stewardship of avian species”). So show up already, get bargains, and meet a lot of interesting-looking folk. –by Ann Klefstad

    Friday from 6 to 9 p.m., Northrup King Building, Gallery 322, 1500 Jackson St. N.E., Minneapolis; 952-994-0914.

    Landscapes Transformed into Visual Energy

    1007molson.gifI’m not much for tooting my own horn, but I’ll gladly toot my colleague’s horns if I deem it well-deserved. It’s an easy thing to do here at The Rake with so much creative talent abounding. I’m not just talking about our writers and designers, however. This weekend our very own sales coordinator, Mary Olson, exhibits her work at the O’Shaughnessy. And I have to say, regardless of how good she does her job at The Rake — and, indeed, she does it well — I will never see her as a “sales coordinator” again. This woman is an artist. Her voice, like her lines and her palette, are strong and confident. It’s chaos ordered. It’s landscape deconstructed, reconstructed, and restructured, layered, reflected. Frankly, it doesn’t feel Midwestern to me at all. It’s too bold and textured — feels more like Minneapolis transported to the Caribbean: the textures and reflections of winter seen under the lens of a hot Caribbean sun. Go catch a ray or two of her heat, and experience it for yourself. Mary is one of four artists featured in Landscapes of the Mind. Enjoy these and other great artists this evening as part of The College Art Gallery Collaborative Fall Art Tour, a multi-campus gallery crawl with free shuttle buses arriving at seven locations every 20 minutes. Make a night of it.

    Friday from 5 to 8 p.m., O’Shaughnessy Educational Center Lobby Gallery, 2115 Summit Ave., University of St. Thomas, St. Paul; 651-962-5560.

    Fall Colors Fine Art & Jazz Festival

    1007fallcolors.gifThough there’s a chance of rain, this might be the last warm weekend we’ll have for quite a while — probably a good opportunity for an open-window drive along the St. Croix River, with a stop in Stillwater for the Fall Colors Fine Art & Jazz Festival. Nearly 100 artists from Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, North and South Dakota will show their work outdoors and indoors in the various studios and galleries of the picturesque downtown area. You’ll find all sorts of styles in all sorts of mediums: clay, glass, fiber, metal, wood; jewelry, paintings, photography, sculpture, pottery. You’ll find it all, along with great food and live music. Saturday’s lineup features Pickin’ up Steam (10:30 a.m.) and Billy McLaughlin (12:30 p.m.); while Sunday’s features Greg Herriges & Troy Berg (10:30 a.m.) and Suede Baby (2:30 p.m.). Take the kids on Sunday from 2 to 5 p.m. for ArtReach Alliance’s Art in the Park hands-on stations (in Lowell Park).

    Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Historic Downtown Stillwater; 651-439-4001.

    Georgia O’Keeffe: Circling Around Abstraction

    OKeefe.gifThis is a strongly curated show — just as the Walker’s recent Picasso exhibition was. Both venture to transform familiar work by presenting it with vigorous scholarship and a fresh eye. In this case, the focus is on the circle — the paradigmatic composition in many of O’Keeffe’s abstractions — and it’s a valuable insight that had been lying there in plain sight but had not been picked up. Through this frame, O’Keeffe’s work is stripped of any potential mawkishness and restored to living status. What’s more, these curator-driven shows are fun even if you’re not a huge fan of the artist, because the thought behind them amplifies the effect of the work — like a lens that suddenly sharpens. –by Ann Klefstad

    Opens Sunday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Minneapolis Institute of Arts, 2400 Third Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-870-3131; $8 (students/seniors/groups $6, children $4).

    MUSIC
    Regina Spektor

    1007regina.gifI can’t say enough about Regina Spektor, except to say that she’s the only musician who has truly truly impressed and inspired me in the past half decade. The Russian-born American singer-songwriter began her musical training as a classical pianist, was penning her own songs at the age of 16, and writing her own music by 18. Of course, it’s no surprise that she has risen so quickly since then. While she’s often compared to artists like Fiona Apple and Tori Amos, Spektor’s relationship to music seems far more organic than anything I’ve seen (or heard, for that matter). She moans. She buzzes. She gurgles. She whines. She shifts and breaks and begins and stops. Each song seems to create itself on the spot, breaking every rule and every expectation in the sweetest lulling way, never offending, always surprising, always pleasing.

    Saturday at 7 p.m., Myth Nightclub, 3090 Southlawn Dr., Maplewood; $23.

    Christian Scott

    1007christrumpet.gifDon’t stop at Regina Spektor this weekend. On Sunday, you have another great opportunity to catch a hot new jazz star: trumpeter Christian Scott. Breaking into the scene just last year with Rewind That, Scott pulled off one of the most remarkable debuts the genre has seen in the last decade. “Steeped in the jazz tradition and intent on participating in the music’s evolution, the New York-based Berklee College of Music grad is indeed a significant new voice poised to make an impact on the future of jazz. Scott has developed his own distinctive and compelling trumpet voice: a breathy tone that has more in common with the way Ben Webster played the tenor saxophone than the piercing, clarion call the trumpet usually delivers.” — a beautifully accurate description, you’ll find, upon being lulled by that breathiness.

    Sunday at 7 & 9 p.m., Dakota Jazz Club and Restaurant, 1010 Nicollet, Minneapolis; 612-332-1010; $20 & $15.

    FILM
    Jane Austen Book Club

    1007janeaustensm.gifTonight is the opening of The Jane Austen Book Club. “The premise of The Jane Austen Book Club is simple: six variously connected people (five women, one man) form a book club centered on the six complete Jane Austen novels, focusing on one book per month. As the six move through the books, their lives take on echoes of the plotlines and themes of the books that they read.” Be sure to read Danielle Kurtzleben’s review in our Talk about Talkies blog.

    1:40, 4:20, 7, and 9:30 p.m., Landmark Edina Cinema, 3911 W. 50th St., Edina; 651-649-4416; $8.25 (children/seniors $5.75).

    GREEN EDUCATION
    National Solar Tour

    Sure, we’ve all heard about solar energy, and some of us even have a basic idea of how it works; but have we seen it in action? Do we truly “get” it? Do we trust it? Is so, then why the hell aren’t we using more of it? Inertia? I suspect ignorance and fear to be the primary reasons, and one is usually a result of the other. Do the socially responsible thing and head out to the National Solar Tour this Saturday (from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.) to learn about renewable energy. Heck, it may even be fun. The Minnesota Renewable Energy Society has organized free self-guided tours as part of the American Solar Energy Society’s 12th annual National Solar Tour, the largest demonstration of installed renewable energy technologies and energy efficient building practices in the United States. The tour offers an opportunity to learn how your neighbors — 50 homes, business, and institutions — are trimming their energy bills, increasing their energy independence, and taking steps to address global warming. Get site lists and maps here.

  • The Mystery of Musashi

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    It started with Don Lee, my colleague in the English department at Macalester. Don is new to the Twin Cities, author of the novel Country of Origin, and we’re very pleased to have him. So when he told me he was mostly happy with Minnesota but disappointed in the small number of restaurants serving authentic Japanese cuisine, I was concerned.

    I sent him to Obento-ya, Sakura, and Anemoni, where the head sushi chef, Kenji Sakomoto, is from Japan. Then I promised to check into Musashi, the new place that was supposed to open downtown, in the old Olive Garden spot on Hennepin Avenue, in summer. This was mid-September.

    Not two days later, I got a phone call from a reader asking when Musashi was due to open; he drove by it every morning, he said, and though the signs were in place, it looked like construction had stopped.

    I called both the Downtown Chamber and the Greater Minneapolis Convention and Visitors Bureau (now, unfortunately, called Meet Minneapolis); representatives from both responded that they, too, were perplexed. The family-owned Japanese restaurant had been busy with pre-opening activity until suddenly, one day, everyone just disappeared. The man from the GMCVA even offered to walk by on his lunch hour.

    “I looked in the windows,” he reported back. “It’s dusty and there’s construction equipment all over. That place can’t be opening any time soon.”

    Finally, on the advice of my co-blogger, Jeremy Iggers, I looked up the restaurant’s liquor license and got a telephone number from it. I called and a man answered. “Oh, we’re opening in November now,” he said. “Plans were delayed.” I asked what sorts of items Musashi will serve and the man offered to send me a menu. . . .even asked for my e-mail address and seemed to be writing it down. But no menu ever materialized.

    I’m hoping, for Don’s sake — and for the sake of retaining great literary talent in Minnesota — that Musashi opens next month and serves delicious, authentic Japanese fare. But I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

  • Zimmern: Travel Channel Show "Needed to Be Fed, Not Starved"

    Andrew Zimmern loved the chance to talk on his WFMP radio show about subjects other than food, but in the end, his burgeoning success at the Travel Channel forced him to give it up, he said in an interview Thursday.
    When the radio show launched on 107.1 FM four months ago, he said, “the Travel Channel thing [“Bizarre Foods”]was still fresh, I didn’t know whether the show would do well or even have a second season.”
    However, Travel Channel now wants him to expand the “Bizarre Foods” concept and also “get me involved in new projects,” which he said he couldn’t discuss at present.
    “Because of the success of [“Bizarre Foods”], it needed to be fed, not starved and it put me in a Catch 22 in terms of giving up what I really loved [being on the radio],” Zimmern said. “It’s not something I’m necessarily happy about. I held on to everything as long as I could.”
    Zimmern, who says he’s now out of town “about two-fifths of the year” with his cable show, plans to continue on at 107 as a contributor “or a recurring guest” and will also continue his affiliation with Minneapolis/St.Paul magazine.
    His weekend show, “Food Court,” will run until the end of October.

  • The Up Side of Down

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    Brave New Worlds

    1007bnws.jpgAldous Huxley’s ground-breaking novel Brave New World is probably one of the most influential pieces of literature of the twentieth century. In fact, three quarters of a century after its release, the novel is just as relevant and just as influential. Opening today is the Walker’s Brave New Worlds exhibit, which takes a stab at defining and shaping today’s political consciousness. Featuring 70 works by 24 artists from 17 countries, the exhibition offers diverse perspectives on what politically conscious art should be. Rather than resorting to standard political art, the artists have found their own unique ways to engage their audience, ponder questions, and take constructive positions. Be one of the first to see the exhibit, and join artists Sean Snyder, Dan Perjovschi, Runa Islam, and Haegue Yang — as well as exhibition curators Doryun Chong and Yasmil Raymond — for a panel discussion on the responsibility of artists in times of political fallout, globalization, and unstoppable technological process.

    7 p.m., Walker Art Center, 1750 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; free.

    FILM
    The Heartbreak Kid

    1007heartbreakkid.jpgWhile I do love a drama with a strong message — you know the kind — sometimes, all I’m looking for is a good laugh. Who better to fulfill this need than the Farrelly brothers? They’ve come a long way since earning their first credits for two Seinfeld episodes in the 80s — nailing some and flopping others — but they’ve stayed true to their comedic style. Tonight, enjoy a sneak preview of their latest endeavor, The Heartbreak Kid. This is your typical love sucks comedy in which Eddie, played by Ben Stiller, marries the woman of his dreams, just having met her. Of course, while honeymooning, he soon discovers her nightmarish qualities and meets the true woman of his dreams. Tada! Not a very stimulating plot, but I’m counting on the Farrelly brothers, Stiller, and an all-star cast to pull it off with flare.

    7:30 p.m., Oak Street Cinema, 309 Oak St. S.E., Minneapolis; $8 (students $6, senior/members $5).

    BOOKS & AUTHORS
    Walt Jacobs Creates Order out of Chaos

    1007ghotbox.jpgUniversity of Minnesota professor and author Walter Jacobs grew up in a dysfunctional family that destroyed his self-esteem. The title of his recent memoir Ghostbox refers to a talisman he created to help bring about his recovery from the trauma — an old shoe box in which he kept symbolic keepsakes that helped him to understand and redefine himself. Meet him this evening, hear about his experiences, and learn how to make your own ghostbox to reflect upon your experiences and create strategies for empowerment. Jacobs will sign copies of his book following the discussion.

    7 p.m., University of Minnesota Bookstore, Coffman Memorial Union, 300 Washington Ave. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-626-0559; free.

    SOCIAL
    Twin Cities HRC Outreach & Social Night

    It’s the first Thursday of the month, and apparently, that means a Human Rights Campaign social hour. This month’s special guest is PFLAG — parents, families, and friends of lesbians and gays — so come on out and meet members of the community and other GLBT/Allied organizations. Learn about HRC and PFLAG, and share your own experiences in a supportive environment.

    5:30 p.m., Jetset, 115 N First St., Minneapolis; 612-339-3933.

    MUSIC
    Minnesota Orchestra

    1007Sibelius.jpgThis weekend’s program is emblematic of conductor Osmo Vänskä’s five-year tenure to date with the orchestra. It begins with Rakastava, the romantic, melancholic choral work from Vänskä’s famous fellow Finn, Sibelius. It ends with Beethoven’s Second Symphony, a secondary but not second-rate composition among the nine Beethoven symphonies that Vänskä is recording with the Minnesota Orchestra to generally positive reviews. In between is
    Shostakovich’s First Violin Concerto, a feature for guest star Lisa Batiashvili, who is fresh off her April performance of the same work for the New York Philharmonic. –Britt Robson

    11 a.m. (tomorrow at 8 p.m.), Orchestra Hall, 1111 Nicolett Mall, Minneapolis; 612-371-5656; $21-$55.

    Did Salieri Really Kill Mozart?

    1007Rinsky.jpgIf you can’t make it to the Minnesota Orchestra show during the day, don’t despair; you can still get your classical fix tonight with The Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra. Hans Graf, guest conductor with the SPCO and music director of the Houston Symphony, conducts a program highlighting the bitter rivalry between Antonio Salieri and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The first half of the program includes a piece by each composer: Mozart’s Symphony No. 25 and Salieri’s Concerto in C for Piano and Orchestra, featuring guest pianist Rieko Aizawa. The second half features Russian tenor Daniil Shtoda and Russian-American bass Mikhail Svetlov performing Rimsky-Korsakov’s concert opera, Mozart and Salieri, which ends with Salieri poisoning Mozart out of jealousy.

    8 p.m., Ordway Center for the Performing Arts, 408 St. Peter St., St. Paul; 651-291-1144; $11-$59.

    Also tonight, singer-songwriters Howe Gelb and Eleni Mandell perform at the Cedar (7:30 p.m.).

  • Zimmern to Say Adios to Fulltime Radio Gig

    Got a call this evening from El Kayak, a.k.a. Lambert, as he stood outside the Pink Taco in Vegas, socks still damp from his Lake Powell adventure paddle. My colleague, however, was not all wet when it came to his scoop about fast rising cable TV star Andrew Zimmern, who is expected to announce during his radio show Thursday that he is leaving his weekday afternoon host post on WFMP (107.1 FM), the station we affectionately call “Chick Radio.”

    Zimmern, who hosts the wildly successful Travel Channel show, “Bizarre Foods,” has been given another development deal at the channel, according to 107’s VP/general manager Dan Seeman, who was philosophical about Zimmern’s decision. “Everything is just exploding for him right now,” Seeman said Wednesday evening. “It was hard for us to compete with an international TV show.”

    Seeman said that Zimmern will continue to contribute to the 1-3 p.m. talkfest, which posted good numbers with the noted local foodie at the helm (well, when he was at the helm, given his already busy travel schedule). The show will continue on with Zimmern’s sidekick, Colleen Kruse, in the driver’s seat. “She’ll be the center of the show and we hope Andrew will continue to contribute,” said Seeman, adding that the fate of Zimmern’s weekend radio show “Food Court,” is still unclear.

  • The answer is androgyny.

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    In something resembling fashion news, Target will soon carry a David Bowie-inspired line of menswear by British musician-turned-designer Keanan Duffy. (See image at left.) Of course, I could be accused of writing TOO MUCH about Target and its various stabs at summiting the design-for-all market. But hey, it’s a local company; I figure you’re reasonably interested. In any case, the retailer has been lagging when it comes to menswear, so I’m happy to see them making this effort. And I consider it only bonus that the line happens to be androgynous; I’ll shop for my boyfriend (only discount for him) and then just steal the clothes from his closet.

    ON THE OTHER HAND

    If that all sounds too low brow for your tastes, then you might consider attending Neiman Marcus‘s Fall 2007 Hip Event this weekend (Friday and Saturday, normal business hours at the downtown Minneapolis store – By the way, I absolutely hate that Neiman is closed on Sundays). The event promises a peek at Phillip Lim‘s latest line for women, as well as the latest Diesel for men. But I was a little put off by Lim’s statement (from the press release) about his clothes being “an ode to the women of today … she is a citizen of the world, multi-tasking, balancing work and play and most importantly living her life to the fullest.” When, oh when will be stop piling more and more demands upon the beleaguered woman of today? Most likely, she is the household head of childcare and cleaning, in addition to her full-time job. She’s not as happy as she was thirty years ago. If she’s heterosexual (and partnered), then she probably can’t get a good night’s rest. In other words, she’s probably too fucking tired to live life to the fullest. So, lay off, will ya Lim?

    Also, I noticed something peculiar about the press release for this Neiman event (and I apologize, as it is not available online). It includes a list of fall 2007 “women’s contemporary launches,” and they include, almost exclusively, celebrities who now try to pass off as designers: TWENTY8TWELVE by Sienna Miller and her sister, Royal Underground by Nikki Sixx, Justin Timberlake’s William Rast collection, and “Elizabeth and James from design consultants Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen” – whatever that means. No wonder the best designers of our time are all clamoring to work for Target and Kohl’s. Dumb-shit superstars are now cornering the market on upscale retail, and pretty soon the real designers will be edged out.