Author: Cristina Córdova

  • The Virgins Have a Sweet but Short-Lived Impact

    As part of
    the Nylon’s Magazine Tour, The Virgins performed at the Fine
    Line Music Café on Friday the 13th. Also hitting the
    stage that night were She Wants Revenge, Be Your Own Pet, and Switches.

    The probably-not-so
    Virgins, with their ‘60s vintage style, charming boy-next-door looks,
    and charisma, hit the stage with hits like "Rich Girls" and "Public
    Affair," which is now the song on my MySpace profile.

    Their simple
    beats and feel reminded me of the Beatles when I first heard them on
    their MySpace page; but performing live,
    Donald Cumming, lead singer for The Virgins, with his sly grin and focus
    on getting the music inside the brains of all present, reminds me of
    a cross between Jack White and Rivers Cuomo.

    I’m sure
    that there were some in attendance who had never heard these guys before, but some knew every song and lyric. Standing by the stage, next
    to where they loaded the equipment and where the musicians got on, I
    caught a glimpse of The Virgins backstage; they resembled a mini gang
    from West Side Story, that stereotypical old-school New York
    tough guy style and demeanor. My favorite in the band was Cumming, wearing
    rolled up skinny jeans, a buttoned up shirt with sleeves rolled up,
    high colorful striped socks, and some Huckleberry Finn suspenders, which
    is all I had in my head every time I looked at him — but, god, was
    he adorable.

    Of course,
    after their performance, I honestly lost all interest and just walked
    back over to the bar, got a drink, met a very nice guy, and hung out
    there, drinking, of course. Then I made my way to another bar, eventually
    woke up the next morning hungover — still fully clothed, thank God — and went on a quest for strong Cuban coffee, during which I was
    harshly reminded that I was no longer in Miami.

  • Wanted: Action Flicks with Swagger

    Wanted comes on like a batshit crazy mash
    up of a dozen other genre movies but manages to stand alone as something
    more by the time it reaches its frenetic and bloody conclusion.

    It’s probably (but only a
    little) curmudgeonly to gripe about the apparently permanent change
    in the visual language in action films in the post John Woo/Matrix era,
    and Wanted displays no shame in borrowing (well, taking wholesale)
    poses and sequences from these and other predecessors. Director Timur Bekmambetov refreshingly stands apart from lesser
    imitators, though, by going for broke from the outset, invoking a jokey,
    sardonic vibe that charges action confidently and unapologetically staged
    in an R-rated universe.

    James
    McAvoy
    (last seen
    in Atonement) plays Wesley Gibson, a corporate
    minion suffering the kind of existential ennui that comes standard with
    shackles to a cubicle. In a telling bout of self pity, Wesley
    confirms his insignificance by Googling his name and returning zero results.
    Unknown to Wesley, however, is his status as the lone heir to a world
    class assassin and his latent ability to assume a role in the Fraternity,
    an ancient order of executioners carrying out the will of fate, killing
    few to save many. Angelina Jolie (Fox, a member of the Fraternity)
    and Morgan
    Freeman
    (Sloan,
    its leader) soon save Wesley from an attempt on his life and in harrowing
    fashion force him to confront and release his true nature as peerless
    killer.

    Wanted is adapted from
    the best-selling six-issue comics miniseries (now compiled as
    a graphic novel
    )
    by popular writer Mark Millar and artist J.G. Jones. Producers were so enthused
    and eager to translate the comic to the screen that they began developing
    the project while Millar and Jones were still completing the series.
    Though not a completely faithful translation (the comic portrays a
    world in which villains conspire to successfully eliminate all
    the world’s superheroes) the film retains many key characters, sequences,
    and elements, and the series’ playful mean streak and dark wit.

    Bekmambetov is known to film
    and horror fans as the director of the Russian blockbuster Night Watch and its sequel Day Watch. Wanted is his first
    English language film, and his sensibility immediately injects a swagger
    that has been missing from recent action fare. Though some of
    the movie’s better set pieces and visual treats are partially betrayed
    in trailers, ads, and other movies from which they are borrowed, inventive and entertaining sequences abound, and the aforementioned
    embrace of adult-oriented mayhem is welcome and long overdue for action
    fans weaned on the stuff that supposedly inspires these types of movies
    in the first place.

    Wanted will be far too
    outlandish and lurid for some (perhaps many), but it crashes into theaters
    mostly self aware and with those traits going for it as much as against
    it.

    Wanted opens in theaters Friday (June
    27)

     

  • Why Wacko Jacko Must Play Poe

    Given Edgar Allan Poe’s well-known fear of being buried alive, the
    claim that the horror writer and poet "must be rolling over in his
    grave" at the prospect of Sylvester Stallone writing and directing the
    biopic Poe is more than rote recitation of cliché. It’s definitely a
    curious way for 61-year-old Sly to follow-up the cinematic Cialis he
    recently gave to both the Rocky and Rambo franchises.

    It’s also yet another bizarre turn in the trajectory of Poe’s
    pop-culture legacy. First an NFL team, the Baltimore Ravens, takes its
    name from his poem (its raven mascots are named Edgar, Allan, and Poe).
    Then Poe’s great-great nephew, actor-musician Edgar Allan Poe IV,
    appeared as the ghost of his great-great uncle on the sitcom Sabrina,
    The Teenage Witch
    . A fictionalized Poe was also found sleuthing murders
    with King of the Wild Frontier Davey Crockett in The Alienist-ish novel
    Nevermore.

    Yet it’s not the idea that the star of arm-wrestling epic Over The Top
    or Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is doing a Poe movie that bothers me (the
    man did write his own ticket with his script the original Rocky; let’s
    show him some respect).

    Even Stallone’s rumored casting notions (Robert Downey Jr., Viggo
    Mortenson) seem on target—if too buff—for his portrait of the tortured
    genius. So what’s the problem? It’s just that prospect of any Poe movie
    being made renders Michael Jackson’s long-dormant dream of starring as
    Edgar Allan Poe even more unlikely-and that’s a problem for me. Could
    Wacko Jacko fall in the footsteps of Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang, and
    become yet another black man knocked out by the Italian Stallion?
    That’s no way to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Thriller.

    Some background: In 2000, USA Today reported that the King Of Pop had
    finally seen the "very scary" script for his European-funded vanity
    project The Nightmares of Edgar Allan Poe and was gearing up to "devote
    himself full-time to preparing for the role" of the author.

    It was mind-blowing news, even by the (high? low?) standards of
    tabloid staple Wacko Jacko, one that lends itself to jokes: Will he
    instruct "The Tell-Tale Heart" to "just beat it?" Could we next expect
    Jacko’s opportunistic sister Latoya to star as Virginia Woolf in A Room
    of One’s Own?
    Would Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis be cast as Poe’s
    child-bride Virginia? Would "The Raven" be replaced by Bubbles The
    Chimp? Would we quoth The Raven "Mama-Say-Mama-Sa Mama-Tu Sa?"

    And yes, the racial angle of the MJ casting also raised questions,
    among them: How confused would’ve the late playwright August Wilson
    been? But, let’s be honest — casting MJ as Poe is not as problematic
    as, say, casting El DeBarge as Nathaniel Hawthorne. Whether it’s
    because of the skin disease vitiligo, cosmetic bleaching or a
    combination of both, Jackson’s pallid complexion looks even more Goth
    than portraits of Poe’s pale visage. The issue here is not casting a
    black man to play a white man; it’s casting an alien mannequin drag
    queen apparently sculpted out of soap to play a white man.

    Nonetheless, the King of Pop insists that he feels connected to Poe,
    and maybe—DEFINITELY—because of the fact that I was obsessed with both
    Jacko and Poe in elementary school, I believe him. Before we give
    Michael’s movie a premature burial, let us consider the connections
    between these two eerie American icons, "thrillers" both—and implore
    Sylvester Stallone to do the same.

    Both Jackson and Poe are arguably the most popular American export in
    their respective fields, and major influences on those who followed.
    Baudelaire was said to make his morning prayers to God and Edgar Allen
    Poe, and Justin Timberlake and Usher are obviously both Michael Jackson
    impersonators trying to moonwalk in MJ’s fleet footsteps.

    There is also symmetry to their scandals. They both have been accused
    of pedophilia; at the very least, they share a penchant for PYTs
    (Pretty Young Things): Poe married his 13-year-old cousin Virginia, and
    Jackson has hosted many a sleepover with 13-year-old boys. Thus, their
    sexuality has been wildly speculated about. In a posthumous
    psychoanalysis of Poe, Dr. Maria Bonaparte theorized that Poe was
    celibate, entertained thoughts of necrophilia and suffered from a
    castration complex (her mentor, Dr. Sigmund Freud provided the preface
    for this study).

    Despite vehement assertions to Diane Sawyer, many said the same (well,
    minus the necrophilia and castration stuff) of Jackson’s marriages to
    Lisa Marie Presley and later, to his plastic surgeon’s nurse, Debbie
    Rowe, even though they had two children together. (I’d also bet that
    the paternity suit of a certain Billie Jean would get thrown out of
    court in a hurry.)

    They both struggled with financial difficulties despite being among
    the best at what they did. Many historians say Poe was an opium addict;
    Jackson revealed he had an addiction to the painkiller Demerol in court
    papers. They both explored the pull of drugs in their work. Here’s
    Poe’s narrator from "Ligeia," seeing visions of his dead lover: "In the
    excitement of my opium dream (for I was habitually fettered in the
    shackles of the drug), I would call aloud her name …"

    Here’s Jackson, from Blood On The Dance Floor’s "Morphine":

    Demerol Demerol Oh God he’s taking Demerol
    Hee-hee-hee Demerol Demerol Oh my oh God it’s Demerol
    Hee Oooh

    Then there’s the Vincent Price connection. Price, of course, was the
    on-screen embodiment of Poe’s work in such Roger Corman films as The
    Pit and the Pendulum
    , The Masque Of The Red Death, and The Cask Of
    Amontillado
    . He also provided the rap and maniacal cackle on the title
    track of Jackson’s Thriller.

    That’s not all. They both had a less-talented, oft-maligned brother
    named Tito. Yep, that’s right — Tito Allan Poe. They both (except
    Jackson) are widely credited with inventing the modern detective story.
    They both (except Poe) were known for wearing a single white sequined
    glove, allegedly wanting to buy the Elephant Man’s bones, and getting
    their scalp burned by a pyrotechnic mishap while shooting a Pepsi
    commercial.

    Sure, skeptics may assert that Poe has a better chance of writing a
    sequel to The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym before The Nightmares of
    Edgar Allan Poe
    would take any Oscars, or even Golden Globes. Then
    there’s always the camp that will insist that Prince does and will
    always do everything better than Jackson. But those people obviously
    haven’t seen Under The Cherry Moon lately, and I think Michael’s turn
    as The Scarecrow in 1978’s The Wiz proves he can update classic
    material,) These maybe nonexistent critics are also forgetting that
    Jackson has worked with both Francis Ford Coppola (Disney’s 3-D Captain
    Eo, to these eyes, a primary influence on The Matrix and Neo) and
    Martin Scorsese (MJ’s "Bad" video, which featured Wesley Snipes as a
    gang-banger challenging prep-schooler MJ’s manhood) back when that
    meant really something.

    Whether Jackson as Poe is bad meaning bad, or bad meaning good, or so
    bad it’s good, who knows? But even if you don’t take into account
    movie’s off-the-scale camp genius potential (R. Kelly’s "Trapped In The
    Closet" would be rendered a trifle by comparison); think of Jackson as
    an ambassador of American literature. I don’t know how big Poe’s work
    is in Filipino prisons, but I bet he’ll be huge there after this movie.
    So it is with this argument that I must ask Sylvester Stallone
    resurrect another ‘80s icon, and cast Michael Jackson as Poe. C’mon
    Rock, make a nightmare come true.

  • Rock the Garden

    A small army of bicycles standing
    guard outside the Walker Art Center glints like miniature sunbursts
    while lines stretch like anxious snakes down the sidewalk. The sold
    out crowd of 7,500 brave hour long entry waits, sunburns, and sweat for
    Rock The Garden and a chance to see indie pop’s brightest talents.

    As Bon Iver opens the afternoon
    with his mellow orchestrations and hushed melodies, onlookers pack the
    closed street allowing only inches of legroom. On the hill overlooking
    the stage, a man relives childhood revelry by rolling down the grass
    carpet in shoeless, summer bliss. Squinting eyes are shielded by Wayfarer
    sunglasses. A speckle of straw hats and a gaggle of patchwork quilts
    break up the patches of sunbathers. A small gathering on the Walker’s
    roof looks out with a bird’s eye view. And as Bon Iver’s band ring
    out the last echoing trumpets, bony arms raise to clap, creating their
    own grateful windstorms, then return to wiping brows.

    Minnesota’s own Cloud Cult
    takes the stage next. Singer Craig Minowa greets the throng with a cheerful
    "Hi ya!" before launching into the band’s emotional and raw set.
    As a group focused on ecoconsciousness, Cloud Cult no doubt appreciates
    the festivals "zero waste" policy. Crushed beer cups and litter
    are noticeably missing, as is moshing and the general raucousness accustomed
    to outdoor concerts. A beach ball quietly bounces on top of the crowd,
    as they stand intently watching Minowa hop around the stage, pounding
    his feet and acting in stark contrast to his lyrics steeped in struggle
    and loss. His vocals are fragile. If you could reach out and touch them,
    they would turn to dust and dreams. Embellishing the band’s already
    lush sound, is violist Shannon Frid. She raises her bow in the air,
    like a lightning rod or a rain stick. The audience applauds at the end
    of Cloud Cult’s cover of Neil Young’s "Hey Hey, My My," equally
    for the band and for a brief moment of shade provided by a passing cloud.

    Then comes The New Pornographers.
    There’s something about their rich harmonies that make it feel like
    summer. Maybe it’s memories of the Beach Boys with their sandy, tight
    harmonies and stories of ocean waves that feel like they could drench
    even the center of this city. This is The New Pornographers’ feel:
    bouncy, upbeat guitar pop. Most of their tunes include heavy doses of
    harmonious la-la-las, ba-da-das, no-no-nos and a sprinkling of enthusiastic
    aaaaahhhhhs. This is OK. Save those wallowing songs of heartbreak or
    spoutings about social causes for the dreary winter-or at least the
    riots outside the Republican National Convention later this year. Summer
    is the season of joyous pop music, and The New Pornographers deliver
    with their trademark boppy, poppy controlled spazz.

    As the sun sets on Rock The
    Garden, the Walker’s silver sheen looks like a melted orange popsicle.
    Smoke from food stands rise in wisps, joining threatening gray clouds.
    When Andrew Bird steps onstage to close the event, cool breezes storm
    through the audience, smacking like full kisses on the lips. Bird’s
    music, laden with whistling and tender-sounding violins, sounds like
    an intricately wound toy. Camera flashes match bolts of far away lightning
    in their intensity. In turn, a light rain grows fiercer as die-hard
    Bird fans brave the weather to see the evening’s star. A group at
    the bottom of the hill cowers under a red blanket in an attempt to keep
    dry. As the wind whips the blanket, it looks like a super hero’s cape,
    readying them to take flight.

    See the Rock the Garden Flickr Pool.

  • This Space for Rent

    After six million three hundred
    and seven thousand two hundred minutes, Rent’s lease on life will expire
    in the Big Apple this fall. In the Mini Apple, aka Minneapolis/Saint
    Paul, it will expire in a few days. Through June 22nd the
    touring company of the iconic musical will be at the Ordway Center for
    the Performing Arts before packing up its things and leaving for good…at
    least until the next national tour. I’m excited to be joined by
    Emily Stagg who saw the show with me at the Ordway, as we dissect
    Rent’s impact and cultural relevance 12 years later, as well as our
    thoughts on the traveling cast.

    How is the traveling show?

    B. In academia, those
    who can’t do, teach. Apparently in entertainment, those who can’t do,
    tour. With the American Idol everyone-can-be-a-star revolution,
    a symbiotic mutant sucker fish has attached Broadway to Idol and vice
    versa. The first time I saw Rent? Pre-Idol Constantine Maroulis.
    This time? Fourth season AI alum Anwar Robinson and South African
    Idol Heinz Winckler. It’s not necessarily that bad, you get some
    killer voices out of the deal. If there are tickets left, I would
    say grab some just to hear Heinz Winckler belt through "One Song Glory."
    On the downside, producers just love to jam notable stars into parts
    whether they fit or not. Anwar’s higher register is fantastic,
    but since he plays Tom Collins, a part written for a rumbling baritone,
    it’s not like you get to hear it. Also, Winckler’s Roger is a
    bit uninspired.

    E. As an American Idol
    fan (and when I say fan, I mean scary obsessed junkie), I was excited
    and just a bit apprehensive to see Anwar and Heinz headline one of my
    favorite musicals. And, in true national tour style, both of them were….fine.
    As Brandon said, the worst part about Anwar’s performance was his beautiful
    tenor/high baritone squashed into a low bass part. Memo to the casting
    company: just because this semi-famous man happens to be an African-American
    with long dreadlocks, he is not necessarily an ideal Collins. Oops.
    Heinz on the other hand sang like an angel, which was enough to overshadow
    his somewhat weak attempt at acting. Speaking of Angel, how can she
    have been overlooked so far in this review? Played by Kristen-Alexzander
    Griffith, this Angel’s singing was occasionally lost in between genders,
    but her strutting sassy queendom elicited some of the finest and most
    humorous moments of the show.

    B. To me, the real drain
    on the show is Dustin Brayley’s Mark who is, conservatively speaking,
    fucking terrible. During the opening number I was horrified that
    we might have stumbled on some horrible amateurish nightmare production.
    Was he a replacement? Was he the replacement’s replacement?
    Was he simply lost? No. In fact, he has the longest theater
    bio in the cast. He improved after the opening number, but clearly
    lacked the chops to complete with the vastly more talented cast like
    Jennifer Colby Talton’s fantastically legato Mimi.

    E. Brandon, my dear, you
    exaggerate. Mark was not atrocious–merely mediocre. If he was atrocious,
    we could have at least laughed at him throughout the show. Instead,
    we merely shrugged, and occasionally winced when Brayley took five seconds
    too long to get his cues. Overall, this was a perfectly good version
    of this classic show, worth seeing (and occasionally wincing at.) Like
    all other performances of Rent, what makes the musical sparkle with
    energy and enthusiasm is the audience-the teenage girls who know every
    damn word and scream when Roger and Mimi are introduced, the parents
    who are notably uncomfortable at every use of the word "fuck," and
    all the others who got dragged along without quite knowing what they
    were getting into (but somehow find themselves enjoying it nonetheless.)

    B. Like Emily said, it’s
    not perfect, but it’s still the Rent you know and love. Though
    two new tours are likely to start up next year, grab tickets when you
    can, because Rent is definitely on the way out.

    Why Rent? What is
    its cultural significance?

    B. I would like to propose
    an addition to the blog Stuff White People Like. White
    people love Rent. Glancing around the Ordway it was impossible
    not to notice the word on everyone’s lips. I couldn’t make it
    out, but it was either Ikea or lutefisk. Why then is Rent so popular?
    After all, it’s impossibly complicated, and preaches a pretty selfish
    way of life. It’s not as if we identify with the characters–we’re
    not Roger or Mimi, Mark, or Maureen. Let’s be honest, to shell out the
    $80 for tickets, we’re all Benjamin Coffin III. Then again, it’s
    great music, and it actually has something to say. In an industry
    where Young Frankenstein: the Musical is like saying "Young
    Frankenstein: You See, They Sing on Stage, Which Makes it Funny," Rent
    does a great job of differentiating itself.

    E. It was really remarkable.
    On the way out after the show, I turned the corner to leave the auditorium
    and was momentarily stunned by a sea of texting cell phones whipped
    out by 16-year-old high school suburbanites. What exactly is it that
    makes this particular audience (my suburban self included) connect with
    Rent’s very urban portrayal of drug use, depression, illness, and death?
    Maybe it just so happens that the answer is in the question. Whether
    we are from the city itself, or from Eagan, or from Scarsdale, NY (Mark’s
    hometown in the show), our lives intersect with sadness. We may not choose
    to live like the characters in Rent, but we experience similar emotions,
    and the show carries itself in its emotions. When Angel dances, we feel
    his joy. When Maureen gives her protest performance, we moo right along
    with her, timidly at first, and then unabashedly enthusiastic. When
    Collins speaks at the memorial service, I can say that even in my fourth
    performance of Rent, I cried. As complex as the show may be (and I think
    on some level, you’re right about that, Brandon), I think it is the
    simplicity and the rawness of its emotions that fills up a 1900-seat
    auditorium on a Tuesday night 12 full years after it was born.

    B. Is it still relevant?
    I would say yes and no. We don’t have an AIDS cure, but it’s a
    manageable illness now in the US. I think today it’s easy to brush
    Rent off as "that musical where everyone has AIDS," because its
    not a part of our common experience the way it is in Africa, nor is
    it as terrifying as it was at the end of the ’80s. There is a
    real irony having Heinz Winckler here in the states since that issue
    would probably resonate more in his home country. I think Rent
    has been—and still is—extraordinarily important for helping push
    GLBT issues into the mainstream. And honestly, I think it’s pretty
    impressive to inspire shrieking 16 year olds 12 years later. Ultimately,
    Emily and I came to the following conclusion:

    We might not live like the
    characters in Rent do, but in the end, Rent is a celebration of life
    the way we wish we could live it.

  • Ryan's Daughter — So Misunderstood

    The response from critics was
    so harsh it allegedly kept David Lean away from the director’s chair
    for 14 years. Pauline Kael’s oft-discussed review is so scathing
    it makes you wonder if Lean put gum in her hair or something.
    And while The Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia, and Doctor
    Zhivago
    were enormous films to follow up on, the response to the 1970s film, Ryan’s Daughter, has nearly become the stuff of legend. But
    was the response justified? Or is this a case of critics banding
    together and doing their best to sully the reputation of a successful
    filmmaker?

    A film like Ryan’s Daughter
    is certainly unusual, especially when comparing the story to the size
    of the film surrounding it. A loose adaptation of Madame Bovary
    transplanted to WWI-era Ireland, the small story of love and adultery
    doesn’t necessarily merit the epic scope given to it. Like Lean’s
    previous epics, the film is gorgeously shot in Super Panavision 70 by
    Freddie Young and scored lushly by Maurice Jarre, both frequent collaborators
    of Lean’s. But many critics at the time tore into the style
    of the film, declaring that it didn’t fit with Robert Bolt’s comparatively
    intimate screenplay.

    Bolt and Lean turn Emma Bovary
    into Rosy Ryan (Sarah Miles), a spoiled and detached Irish lady who
    finds everyday life far too boring. She falls in love with Charles
    Shaughnessy, the local schoolmaster (Robert Mitchum, another unusual
    choice by Lean). Hoping that their marriage will add some excitement
    to her life, Rosy is disappointed when she discovers that is not the
    case. Her wishes come true in the form of English Major Randolph
    Doryan (Christopher Jones), a man scarred by the trenches who’s come
    to take command of the local Army base. As their affair develops,
    political unrest in the land grows. The Irish cajole Rosy’s
    father (a British informant) into capturing German weapons. When
    Ryan tells the government, Doryan is sent to stop them and the mob turns
    their sights on him and the woman he’s been lying with.

    The possibility that critics
    were offended by the portrayal of the Irish in the film is pretty likely.
    As the political angle of the film becomes more concrete, the hordes
    become less and less of an angry mob and more disloyal beasts, attacking
    the closest thing they can in their savage attempt to lash out against
    the British. They ridicule the soldiers and deride Rosy as "a
    British officer’s whore." When they finally get their hands
    on Rosy, the results are devastating. The townspeople in Madame
    Bovary
    were never this bloodthirsty. In fact, the only relatable
    Irish characters in the film are placed on a higher moral ground than
    the rest: the conflicted schoolmaster/husband, the local priest and
    the village idiot. More on that last one later. Even Rosy
    is depicting as something other than the Irish mob — detached from
    her village and longing for a different life. This becomes all
    the more apparent by the casting of the decidedly un-Irish Sarah Miles
    in part.

    Still, once one gets past the
    stereotypical raging Irish crowds, the film is mesmerizing. The
    epic scope, slammed by so many before, offers up the most thrilling
    moments of isolation the film has. Freddie Young’s Oscar-winning
    camera work is truly something to behold, easily standing up to his
    other work with Lean. The image of Shaughnessy standing alone
    by a giant rock on the beach, with brief glimpses of Rosy and Doryan’s
    lovemaking cut in, is absolutely thrilling. The beautiful Irish
    background and the wide beach on Dingle Peninsula gives the film all
    the visual splendor one would expect from a Lean epic. And it
    is completely justified. The three main characters are molded
    into a love triangle, lost in something too vast for them to understand.
    And it is only a matter of time before the world comes crashing in on
    them. The only epic element of the film is Jarre’s curiously
    upbeat score, which is often far too intrusive and big for the film’s
    more intimate moments.

    The performances are a bit
    of a mixed bag. As stated earlier, Mitchum is an unusual choice
    for the quiet, conflicted Shaughnessy. While he does his best
    to play against type, he never seems quite comfortable in the role.
    By contrast, Sarah Miles is astounding. This is hardly surprising,
    as the role was written specifically for her by then-husband Robert
    Bolt. She plays with Rosy’s more self-centered ways delicately,
    so as not to make her unsympathetic. And her final moments, when
    the extent of the mob’s anger is finally shown, her face is a quiet
    masterpiece of devastation and tragedy. The film is anchored on
    her performance, and she is one of the main reasons it should be viewed
    as successful. Christopher Jones, whose voice was dubbed in the
    process, barely registers a blip on the radar. This is hardly
    a bad thing, since he’s mostly required to be looked at and desired
    than to talk or hold a great deal of dramatic weight.

    And now we come to the village
    idiot. Played by Sir John Mills, the character of Michael is probably
    the closest thing to a disaster that this film contains. Far too
    broad and comical for a film of such seriousness, Mills’s performance
    is truly perplexing. It’s true that his role does serve some
    purpose in the story, but one wishes Lean and company would have handled
    it with more subtlety and finesse. Instead, they’ve got the
    Hunchback of Notre Dame running around WWI-era Ireland with Rosy as
    his Esmeralda. However, Mills’s performance makes good on Kate
    Winslet’s words on Extras: playing a retard really can win you an
    Oscar.

    Something must have struck
    a nerve with critics when Ryan’s Daughter was released, and it wasn’t
    a good one. While far from perfect, and definitely the weakest
    of Lean’s epic film period, it hardly deserved the critical drubbing
    that it got. The film is not another case of style over substance;
    to say it is one of Lean’s most thematically complex epics would hardly
    be a ridiculous statement. Even if its attitude towards the Irish
    is muddled and its inclusion of Mills’s performance is off-putting, Ryan’s Daughter truly is a misunderstood piece. With its epic
    starkness and its astonishing performance by Sarah Miles, Lean should
    not have felt any regret or remorse about this film. And it definitely
    should not have taken 14 years for him to return.

  • Blood, Tits, Guts, Boobs, and Scary, Scary Witches

    Mother of Tears is bad.
    Unfortunately, "bad" is a word so far past its usefulness in describing
    the horror genre, that I may as well call it a cherry red bicycle.
    I mean, are we talking bad-good or bad-bad? Good horror is an
    all together different animal, some unusual mixture of great execution
    and that elusive makes-your-hair-stand-on-end mystery that shocks you
    into remembering why we think fear is so fun in the first place.
    Suffice to say, Mother of Tears falls into that other category.
    The it’s-so-bad-it’s-good type of thing that goes down better when lubricated
    with all manner of hard liquor and jeering friends. The sort of
    thing you know you can talk through because the plot doesn’t make a
    lick of sense. A refuge you seek with your significant other where
    you can watch a savage disemboweling between bouts of making out.
    Yeah, Mother of Tears is pretty awful, but is it bad enough to
    be awesome?

    There isn’t much reason to
    care, but Mother of Tears is actually part three of writer/director
    Dario Argento’s "Three Mothers" trilogy that started with Suspiria
    in 1977, and Inferno in 1980. The series is so old that
    leading lady Asia Argento (yes, his daughter) was two years old when the
    first one came out. The film begins when an evil urn is opened
    and restores powers to the Mother of Tears, a powerful witch who
    compels other witches to come hang out in Rome and get naked.
    With such overwhelming evil emanating from the young people, who
    have bad hair and, let’s be honest, probably don’t even have jobs, the
    locals start going crazy. But don’t despair! Our heroine,
    Sarah Mandy, is actually the daughter of a good witch. After bumbling
    about in creepy derelict buildings with a revolving cast of extremely
    convenient, entirely coincidental, and quite often naked pals, she and
    the Mother of Tears battle it out in a naked, wet t-shirt, gory slug-fest. But it’s OK; only the girls get naked. Duh.

    The real charm of the film
    is how it brings you back to a time when our greatest fears were young
    people with bad hair, no jobs, and tongue piercings. In other
    words, like, 1980. I mean c’mon, witches? Harry Potter,
    Buffy, and Wicked have so thoroughly beaten the scary out of witches,
    every kid wants to be like Elphaba. Just ask Mulder, Scully, and
    the cast of Independence Day what happened to the aliens.

    I love bad movies, but Mother
    of Tears
    doesn’t have that extra zing, that twinkling of self awareness
    that vaults some films into cult classics. The best bad movies still
    have the capacity to surprise, and though it’s not bad for a weekend
    with the gang, I’m afraid this one is doomed to slog, dribble, heave,
    and grunt into obscurity.

  • It's a Mystery

    Very
    occasionally, this critic can get it all wrong. Looking at the
    bespectacled electronic trio (black rectangular frames, black
    rectangular frames, and ’80s nerd chic frames) with their unobtrusive
    fashion (jeans, jeans, and khakis), I drew a few conclusions. Later, I
    asked keyboardist Ryan Olcott whether I had Mystery Palace figured out.

    Erin Roof: Are you vegans?

    Ryan Olcott: No. We’re conscientious about what we eat, but no.

    ER: Do you drive hybrid cars?

    RO:
    I wish we did. That’s a good goal. But, unfortunately not. I’m driving
    a mini van right now, and it gets OK mileage, but its a far cry from
    anything economically and environmentally sound.

    ER: Do you appreciate Moby for his technique?

    RO:
    I hope Moby doesn’t read this. I respect him, but I’m not a fan of Moby’s
    music. We were labelmates for a little bit, but no… I have a loose
    affiliation with Moby, very loose, he wouldn’t know who I am.

    In
    other words, no. I struck out. Then again, it’s difficult to fit
    Mystery Palace into the neatly manicured categories music writers love
    to use. The laid back electronica sounds a lot like Hot Chip if they
    took a night off from the club hits. The music blurs the line between
    ambient techno and pop, yet it’s not either. With live drums, a
    keyboard, and a bass, it’s an odd conglomeration to tack any label onto.

    "We’re
    kind of in between this experimental faction and pop," Olcott explains.
    "We’re just treading this fine line of what our audience is."

    This
    is the biggest problem, he says. Music lovers tend to like one genre or
    another. For a hybrid band like Mystery Palace, it can be difficult to
    find its footing.

    "[Our
    audience are] the experimental electronic kids that appreciate a pop
    song and really like it," Olcott says. "But for the most part, those
    kids don’t. They want to hear atonalities and dissonance and what not.
    Even though that’s where we come from, we’ve kind of alienated that
    crowd almost because we’re kind of a pop band. But the pop scene is
    still warming up to us because we’re not like a guitar band."

    If
    the band had to drag around a genre, it would be that catch all phrase
    "indie" because, as Olcott happily espouses, Mystery Palace has its
    main component: a lack of technique.

    "A
    key thing in indie music is that element of innocence I think that
    really connects with the indie crowd," he says. "That charming sense of
    ‘We’re just having a good time, but don’t know what the hell we’re
    doing.’ That’s the endearing quality of indie music. Me, personally, I
    lack a lot of keyboard technique. Ask me to sit down behind a piano and
    play an A tune and I’ll be like, ‘What?’ We lack the element of
    technique, but we also have a great amount of technique. I have a
    technique as a producer to create a sound, to envision a sound. As far
    as, like, playing, performance technique, I’m about as indie as it gets."

    One
    aspect that does define Mystery Palace is its penchant for
    experimentation. Olcott employs a method called circuit bending, which
    he describes as "the art of the creative malfunction." Much like
    classical composer John Cage plucked piano strings and discovered
    methods of playing instruments outside their intended uses, Olcott uses
    a rewired keyboard to elicit the strange "clicks and bleeps" that
    anchor his music. While Mystery Palace’s songs may be bleeping, they
    are not bleating. It’s music that could accompany listeners throughout
    the day– happy to be the soundtrack to morning cups of coffee,
    commutes, and lingering moments before sleep. It’s about enhancing life
    through layers of stark emotion. It’s not flashy, but it’s not to be
    ignored.

    It’s non-confrontational, just like the band’s approach to its performance.

    "I’m
    never the guy on stage who’s hyping the crowd or getting in people’s
    face. I’m just not into that. It’s cheesy," Olcott says. "I try to be
    as mellow as I possibly can on stage. The way I write is pretty abstract
    lyrically and musically, so any emotion I would portray on stage would
    definitely have an influence on how people connect to the music. I
    don’t want to do that. I want the music to kind of like evoke a
    response on a personal level. So the way I act on stage, the way we all
    act on stage, we downplay it all because we don’t want any of that to
    misrepresent the sound."

    Whatever genre-bending style Mystery Palace plays, it’s the music that matters.

  • Sci Fi Nerds and Bee Gees' Love Children

    Forget what the press says. Devonte Hynes does not look like AIDS.

    "It’s
    pretty harsh," Hynes says about the cruelest comment published about
    him. "’You look like a terminal illness. You look like death. I don’t
    know what AIDS looks like."

    It
    definitely isn’t him. Decked out in cut-off short shorts, a faux fur
    hat, and white tube socks, Hynes looks more like a fashion misfit.
    Strumming a duct-tape adorned acoustic guitar with a Star Wars sticker,
    he also boldly professes his love of science fiction. But it’s OK. Some
    of the best music was written by misfits and nerds. Hynes’s new album,
    under the moniker Lightspeed Champion, is an easy favorite in the
    I’m-so-nerdy-I’m-hip category. Songs like "Galaxy of the Lost" and
    "Everyone I Know is Listening to Crunk" are as catchy as they are
    endearing. With a flutter of wind instruments, acoustic guitars, and
    effects kept to a minimum, Lightspeed Champion is a far cry from the
    out of control screamo act, Test Icicles, that brought Hynes notoriety
    among the UK’s indie elite.

    "I’ve
    kind of always been solo and occasionally I would play as a band,"
    Hynes says. "When I play with a band, it’s always one specific type of
    thing, and if [Test Icicles did] more than one record, it probably
    would have changed genre. I could have put out seven different albums
    of different genres. There was more of a dance based thing, like a Daft
    Punky thing, there was hip hop, there was stuff similar to Test
    Icicles. [Lightspeed Champion] was originally going to be more grunge
    based. As it took longer and longer to the point where I was going to
    record, I decided I wanted to challenge myself. I stripped away the
    guitars."

    Lightspeed Champion’s on-stage act draws closer its heavier origins. Some songs may stray from the acoustic versions on Falling Off the Lavender Bridge,
    yet there is also a violinist–one who performed a note-perfect
    rendition of the Star Wars theme. It strikes a balance between Hynes’s
    musical extremes. One part that doesn’t change is his charming allure.
    Hynes’s on-stage banter hops from subject to subject, including bowling,
    his preference for Michael Jackson over Prince, and a simple, "What
    have you been doing today." He has a natural comraderie with the
    audience, almost as if he could hop from the stage and sling his arms
    across the strangers amidst his artful crescendos and witticisms and
    his "too many solos."

    "I
    tend to do way too many guitar solos," Hynes says. "It’s something that
    gradually, gradually got worse throughout touring. They’re just so fun.
    They’re the best thing ever." But some may say there are never enough.

    The
    Explorers Club would probably disagree. They sunny Beach Boys-loving
    seven piece fits its multi-layered harmonies and composition so
    tightly, a solo would be nearly undiscernible in its wall of sound. The
    opening act boasts at times four guitars, two keyboards, drums, a
    mandolin, a tamborine and sleighbells. Can’t forget those sleighbells.
    With an early ’60s sound and a look like the love children of the Bee
    Gees and Lynyrd Skynyrd, the South Carolina band claims influences from
    The Beatles, The Zombies, the Beach Boys, and Chuck Berry.

    Most of them cite an early appreciation for oldies. For guitarist Jason Brewer, it was The Beatles.

    "I
    listened to The Beatles a lot as a kid, like all the time," he says. "I
    had like every Beatles album on cassette. If I was a good kid and did
    my chores, loaded the dishwasher, my mom and dad would give me a
    Beatles tape. Instead of giving me money, I said, ‘I want music.’ We
    listened to a lot of church music, too, because my parents were both
    choir directors."

    Gospel
    shows itself frequently in The Explorers Club’s music, as does the
    swinging rock of Elvis Presley. He was keyboardist Stefan Rogenmoser’s
    introduction to music.

    "When
    I was a kid, I had this Elvis tape," he says. "When we first bought it,
    my mom got it at WalMart or something, and they had these tape
    security cases, this plastic. The lady popped it open, it went flying up
    in the air, and I caught it just before it hit the ground. I played it
    so much the tape broke. All my friends were listening to Green Day’s Dookie. It was a couple years before I got into that stuff. I was just rocking out to Elvis."

    It’s
    this retro influence that sets The Explorers Club apart. In an era that
    finds bands strip mining New Wave and grunge, few go as far back as the
    early ’60s, relegating it to being their "parents’ music." The Explorers
    Club wants listeners to remember that even our parents were once hip.
    Likewise, the band rejects rock’s ultra-suave attitude.

    "We’re
    a very family friendly little band," Brewer says. "We’re not the kind
    of band where you walk in and you think, ‘Man, this makes me feel cool.’
    We just want to make you have fun."

    They’re
    the kind of band that appeals to people of all ages, or as guitarist
    Dave Ellis likes to put it, "zygotes and zombies, man." The Explorers
    Club’s first full length, Freedom Wind, dropped last month.
    It’s a sunny record best listened to in May through early September.
    Nothing says summer like cheery harmonies and jangly hand percussion.
    More sleighbells, please.

  • The 160th Trimester

    MUSIC
    Electric Fetus 40 year Anniversary Party

    It’s hard for me to believe the Electric Fetus
    has been slingin’ records almost 10 years longer than I’ve been alive.
    I’m not sure if that makes me feel young or old; I’ve still got a few
    years to go before I need to start validating my youth.
    I am, however, at a point where I know I can’t pull off over-the-top
    trends (no neon sunglasses for me, thank-you-very-much). This
    Minneapolis music staple, on the other hand, has not only seen endless
    trends walk through its doors, but it has lived through eras. Forty years is a long time; a thousand scenes
    have changed and evolved, and the Electric Fetus has watched it all
    quietly, simply making sure that you can get your mitts on everything
    from the most cringe-worthy death metal to the the brightest local
    indie pop, to that Cocteau Twins colored vinyl UK Import that you just
    can’t get anywhere else. This evening’s show takes over the First
    Avenue mainroom AND the Entry for a rockin’ hootenany featuring well-known locals such as Doomtree, Polara, and more — plus "The
    Electric Fetus All-Stars," a super group comprised of musically-inclined Fetus employees.

    Friday, 7pm, First Avenue, 701 1st Avenue N, Downtown Minneapolis, $10

    BENEFIT EVENT
    Wall to Wall

    A collaboration between McKnight Photographic Fellowship recipient Orin Rutchick and Strib travel writer Chris Welsch,
    the Wall to Wall project is an in-depth look at modern
    pilgrimage, with underlying subtopics of obsession, history, and
    religion. Join the artists this evening for a preview that includes Rutchick’s large scale and panoramic photographs from
    both the highly revered Western Wall in Jerusalem and Graceland’s
    famous stone wall, laden top to bottom with Elvis-inspired scrawlings
    from fans. You’ll also hear Chris Welsch read passages from his work, and enjoy libations and treats such as Israeli
    couscous and barbecued chicken. Tonight’s event will also serve as a
    fundraiser to send the artists back to Jerusalem to complete their
    work. The Mpls Photo Coop is a beautiful, expansive gallery and studio
    space nestled in a strictly industrial area on the fringe of Northeast.
    Run by Rutchick, the co-op boasts multiple bright and airy galleries,
    an education center for middle-schoolers, and shared studio space used by over 15 member photographers.

    Friday, 7pm-11pm, Mpls Photo Coop, 2400 Second Street North, 2nd Floor, Minneapolis, $10 Suggested Donation


    READINGS
    David Sedaris

    One of America’s national treasures makes a double-whammy pitstop in the Twin Cities this weekend with readings at both the U of M Bookstore (Friday) and Borders in Roseville (Saturday). Author, playwright, and radio personality David Sedaris, well known for his sarcastic wit and bitingly hilarious commentary, tours in support of his just-released book When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a
    tome saturated with typical Sedaris humor. A satirist to the core and a
    wonderful storyteller, this writer constantly views life through the
    thickest lenses of irony. Tonight Sedaris will treat you to a reading
    from his new book along with a dose of sardonic pleasure that you
    probably won’t be able to get anywhere else.

    Friday, 7pm, U of M Bookstore at Coffman Union, 300 Washington Ave. SE, Dinkytown, Free

    FESTIVAL
    Lowertown Blues Fest

    Saturday’s weather,
    while perhaps a bit overcast, promises few light
    sprinkles early on and nice, even-keeled temps in the 70s
    throughout the day. It’s a good thing too, because this weekend is
    positively chocked full of outdoor extravaganzas! Today’s underdog, the
    Lowertown Blues Fest,
    might be a solid bet if you’re looking for some killer music with room
    to breathe. Take in finger-picking guitarists, roots rock, and New
    Orleans, Chicago, and Delta blues, among other styles. And no outdoor
    festival is complete without a beer garden, lots of food, and family
    activities such as community art projects.

    Saturday, 4pm-10pm, Lowertown Farmers Market, 4th & Sibley, Downtown St. Paul, Free

    FESTIVAL
    Red Stag Block Party

    I love the Red Stag.
    They manage to be classy, down-home, socially conscious, and hip as all
    get-out — all at the same time! On any given night you can enjoy an
    organically delicious gourmet meal
    at this Northeast Supper Club, but tonight they take to the streets for
    the 2nd Annual Red Stag Block Party. Peruse the flea market put on by Familia Skate Shop and Fifth Element,
    participate in a hula hoop contest, watch the Northstar Roller Girls
    bout it out, and enjoy live music from the likes of E.L.No, The Owls,
    Big Trouble, and plenty more. Being environmentally friendly and all,
    the Red Stag promises this event will be 100% zero waste!

    Saturday, 5pm-10:30pm, Red Stag, 509 1st Avenue NE, Northeast Minneapolis, Free

    And just a short hop away, at the Minneapolis Riverplace/St.Anthony Main riverfront, you can enjoy the Stone Arch Festival on both Saturday and Sunday.

    MUSIC
    Angie Stone

    Stone has always struck me as a latter-day Gladys Knight,
    a lady who sings like she knows her way around the church and the
    high-rise and the rural South, who’s comfortable to a fault with
    conservative soul trappings, not realizing that her best moments come
    when she steps beyond the mix and indulges her supple voice and
    emotional credibility in seemingly spontaneous testimony. Having
    endured enough of a career trough to suffer the indignity of appearing
    on Celebrity Fit Club a while back, Stone’s fourth and latest disc, The Art of Love & War on the reconstituted Stax label, is not her best (I’d opt for Mahogany Soul), but of a self-assured piece with her previous output. There are echoes of Stevie Wonder ("My People"), her stint in the Soul II Soul
    spinoff Perfect World ("Go Back To Your Life"), Philly soul ("Here We
    Go Again"), and slow jam romance ("Pop Pop"). Some of them are sure to
    be mixed in the Stone favorites like Raphael Saadiq’s
    "Brotha" and the shimmering "No More Rain (In This Cloud)" – which
    borrows a groove and sense of romantic-spiritual uplift from Knight’s
    bag of tricks. It all adds up to R&B-pop with a dash of hip hop
    that cuts a little deeper than neo-soul. —Britt Robson

    Saturday, 9pm, Epic Nightclub, 110 N. 5th Street, Downtown Minneapolis

    DINING
    Father’s Day Brunch at Nick & Eddie

    I’ve been a fan of Nick & Eddie
    since its inception. From my first visit I felt right at home up at the
    slick mahogany bar with the looming skull painting, and I immediately
    developed a longstanding crush on one of the hep-cat bartenders. Always
    an eclectic crowd at Nick and Eddie, customers range from fat cat
    steak-scarfing business men to Scott Seekins.
    The gourmet fare is best described as luxury comfort food, and their
    weekend brunch keeps true to that reputation with savory selections
    such as Brioche French Toast with strawberry compote, shirred eggs with
    ham, and grapefruit brulee. So, skip the generic hotel brunch and opt
    for a sweet view of Loring Park and a hip and modern ambiance; Dad
    will be surely impressed with your good taste!

    Sunday, 9am-3pm, Nick & Eddie, 1612 Harmon Place, Loring Park