Since we do listen to our voice mail, it’s a valid way to communicate with us. This month, we had a number of calls about April’s cover subject, Tom Friedman [“A Man of His Times”]. Friedman’s old friends, colleagues, and even rivals phoned us. Tom M. said his mother and Mrs. Friedman were old card-playing chums. Stephanie J. was a St. Louis Park High classmate giving her thumbs up, and Al E. called all the way from Washington, D.C., to say the story was “being passed around here.” George B. left the following message: “I’m glad someone finally pointed out how superficial some of Friedman’s arguments really are.” Ross K. contacted us the old-fashioned way–by email–to let us know that, in the year of Friedman’s birth, “It was Malenkov who replaced Stalin. There were a number of cold war hard-liners before Kruschev came along as premier.” That’s true. Kruschev did not become premier until 1958. But he was Stalin’s immediate replacement in 1953 as General Secretary of the Soviet–the top of the Soviet communist party.
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Has “bird flu” already arrived in one of the world’s most crowded cities?
The other morning an old man spent several minutes mumbling angry Shanghainese phrases at the two parakeets that hang in cages in front of my apartment building. A few of the old women who regularly congregate in front of the gate watched him with mild interest, but nobody seemed surprised by this behavior.
“Qín líu g?an,” said one of the more assertive women when I raised my brow in her direction. “Qín líu g?an.”
Bird flu. Bird flu.
For the last several months, many of this city’s roughly twenty million residents have assumed that a bird flu cover-up has already begun, despite government assurances that transparency would be the rule in the event of a Shanghai outbreak. This is, of course, learned behavior, acquired during the 2003 SARS epidemic when government under-reporting of thousands of infections resulted in large outbreaks that crippled Hong Kong and Beijing. Somehow, Shanghai, China’s largest city and its most powerful economy, managed to survive that period with fewer than twenty infections.
Regardless, several days after the parakeet incident, I was in Beijing, flipping through China Daily over breakfast, when I noticed a small, below-the-fold beige box packed with unusually small text. The badly camouflaged news was ominous: “A woman may have died of bird flu virus in the first such case in Shanghai, the city’s health bureau said yesterday.” Shanghai’s gossip mill is notoriously efficient, and within the hour I received a phone call from an American friend there who informed me of a reliable rumor that a wild bird market on Nanjing Road, Shanghai’s showplace shopping street, had been shut down and sealed by the authorities. A couple hours later I received another phone call, this time from a Shanghainese friend with the same rumor.
Two days later I returned to Shanghai and hailed a taxi to the Fengyang Road Bird, Flower, and Antique Market, where, I was told, wild birds had been seized by the authorities. The Nanjing Road location, as I knew it, was a low-rise mall that hawks antiques to tourists from nearby high-end hotels. What I did not know was that behind the clean storefronts is a dirty maze of stalls filled with ceramics and bonsai trees that sprawl northward, until literally spilling onto Fengyang Road. I wandered through this tangle, fruitlessly looking for remnants of wild birds. After a few minutes I was reminding myself of the perils of rumor.
Then, searching for an exit, I inadvertently stumbled into a tight lane where several intricately carved wooden bird cages hung empty and low over the pavement. At first I thought that I had happened upon a stall selling bird accessories, but ahead was a procession of dozens of cages, some stacked on the ground and some on boxes, and all just as empty as the ones hanging above me. Around the corner there were still more, some the size of tea cups, others the size of the little old ladies who ambled past them. Again, they were all empty. Men in dusty black suits sat around listlessly, smoking and looking a little lost. When I asked around to find out what had happened, nobody was willing to talk unless the topic was the price of bird cages. Whatever had happened, I could tell that the evacuation had been quick: Droppings and seeds still covered cage floors.
Afterward, I wandered up Nanjing Road and stopped in at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. Last year, KFC admitted that its China sales had been hurt by rumors of bird flu, but in recent weeks the company claimed that sales were beginning to recover. The reprieve, however, looks to have been short-lived: On this Sunday afternoon, at one of many Nanjing Road outlets, the counters were nearly empty and the staff wasn’t even bothering to make french fries. Ordinarily, it would have been mobbed with families on their weekend outings.
Among the roughly fifty thousand Americans who call this city and its surrounding environs home, many seem to believe that escape will be an option if the situation becomes dire. The Shanghainese don’t have that luxury, however, and they mostly seem resigned to their fate. Two days ago, as I left my apartment building, I noticed that the two parakeets were gone. Where their cages had hung was a ragged, red Chinese knot that, I was told, would bring good luck. —Adam Minter
Mary Alice and Art Jacobson, of Bloomington, take The Rake to new depths—twenty-five feet underwater—in the Gulf of Siam. They jumped out of the boat at Sail Rock, about five miles off the coast of Koh Tao (Turtle Island), Thailand, and buried their noses in The Rake on the way down.
Here’s the whole story: Last week we vacationed in Thailand. Of course, we had to take our
Rake magazine along for the trip. But there was so much to see and do in Thailand that we started to run out of time to read the Rake. What to do?!? Well, on Saturday, Feb 18th, our very last day in Thailand, we had a scuba diving expedition planned. We were diving at Sail Rock which is about 5 miles off the coast of Koh Tao (Turtle Island) in the Gulf of Siam. Being practical Midwesterners, we decided to just take the Rake down with us and read it down there! These picture were taken at a depth of about 25 feet by our Divemaster, Steve Sissoon of Crytal Dive Resort, Mae Haad, Koh Tao, Thailand. We enjoyed FINALLY getting to read the Rake! And everyone on the dive boat was jealous that we had reading material down there and they didn’t!
Liz Benser, chef at Cafe Brenda since 1986 (!) was enjoying the Taj Mahal on Nov. 18, 2005, and decided to take a “Rake Break”. Liz spent earlly a month in India gathering culinary ideas. Interestingly enough, Dan Buettner (on the cover) is a regular diner at Cafe Brenda. Liz will celebrate 20 years of working for Brenda in 2006 and is looking forward to a new restaurant as well.
Calhoun Square shoppers peek into Aura during the day and see no action, just stools flipped on top of tables. Dedicated purely to nocturnal enjoyment, the former 101 Blu space is atmospheric and alluring, ushering in nightfall early with a happy hour that includes delicious mini sandwiches–BBQ pulled pork, BLTs, and tangy El Cubanos. Unusual bar snacks like beer-battered asparagus, rich crab cakes, and fiery Tabasco-dipped calamari are a zesty prelude to the evening hours, when the focus gradually turns toward the nighclubbing crowd. 3001 Hennepin Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-821-0008
Near Block E on March 31, spring arrived with a .44-caliber bang.
The hero of the day was Minneapolis Police Officer Jomar Villamor, who quickly apprehended the suspect. It turned out that Officer Villamor was working off-duty, as were many of the police who responded that Friday night to the murder of a Minnetonka mortgage underwriter.
Though the city can’t afford to “recklessly” staff up, uniformed Minneapolis police are allowed to work off-duty up to sixty-four hours per week! The same families who keep exurban highways and byways are itching to clean up our entertainment district. Why not let the
private sector provide this win-win?
Perhaps if Augusten Burroughs’ successful memoirs Running With Scissors and Dry hadn’t made addiction look like such a profitable publishing proposition, James Frey wouldn’t be tormented by persistent nightmares in which Oprah chases him down dark alleys brandishing his own shaken “memoir” and calling him a lousy liar. Burroughs is one of those writers who’s often accused of being self-absorbed and glib, and those traits are certainly on display in this essay collection, whose topics include his life, his addictions, and his work history. But like the most mesmerizing party guests, Burroughs talks about himself so humorously and with such eccentric charm that his stories are best enjoyed first, and questioned later. 7 p.m. 300 Washington Ave. S.E. Minneapolis; 612-625-6000; www.bookstore.umn.edu
An abbreviated rant: At one of the “experimental” theater productions I attended over the weekend, they were distributing a lil’ pamphlet called “How To Look At New Work,” and it was about the most condescending thing I’ve ever seen.
It was enough to send a girl shopping, and that’s about all I did on Saturday afternoon. So, today I’m giving myself a wee break from all the usual art opening/theater-going/movie-watching crapola to cover one of life’s simpler pleasures… In my lucky case, this actually does qualify as work-related because a) I do happen to edit The Rake‘s Fashion Page. Pfft! and b) My best friend Andrea is engrossed in writing herself a lil’ clothing-themed cabaret, commissioned by The Tulsa Light Opera Company, to be performed this summer in the beautiful “Paris of the South,” ya’all; and, in this process, she has been bouncing ideas off me from time to time.
In any case… I (unapologetically) live in Uptown, okay. Now, I like Marshall Field’s as much as the next guy but most of my clothing purchases are made on-the-fly as I duck into, say, Local Motion, or the doubly dangerous Intoto, while en route to the grocery store. (Just one of the perils of living in a “walkable” neighborhood: this is not easy on the pocketbook.)
Local Motion has long been the staple of my rounds, and for that reason I’m thankful it’s just around the corner from where I live. But Ivy, which is tucked deep inside of Calhoun Square and doesn’t even get any natural sunlight, is my current fave. How did this happen?
As I mentioned on Friday, I’ve all but had it with uber-girlie embellishments. Designers have been throwing all manner of lace, bead, and rickrack onto their ready-wear for too long. Enough already! What I’m looking for these days are clean lines–and by that, I do not mean the bygone 1990s version of Gap-esque simplicity. No, minimalism doesn’t preclude fine details… My ideal dress, for example, is composed of many straight, clean lines–lest they be pleats, which I’m so, so very done with.
So, as today’s Secret, I leave you with this link to my new favorite clothing label: Rhus Ovata. Ivy sells it, although the store also stocks plenty of distracting sparkle. I am now the proud owner of a pink Rhus Ovata shirt, made of intermittent cotton and terrycloth panels, and a gray frock/dress–a creature too complicated to be described, yet it still manages to come across as a minimalist masterpiece. These purchases set me back a ways, since Rhus Ovata clothing does not come replete with a minimalist price.
I promise to tackle something “smarter” and more gender-neutral on Wednesday. Maybe National Poetry Month! Wait, no…