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  • Roxy Music, The Thrill of It All

    Originally got out in 1995 and now re-released, The Thrill of It All box set hits all the high points of the Roxy canon. Early records had a more jagged sound thanks to Brian Eno’s synth experiments, but when he split to pursue tape-loop electronica, singer Bryan Ferry was left at the helm. His interests lay in smooth, lushly romantic pop. If he’d been born 25 years earlier, he would have been perfectly comfortable as a Crosby-style crooner. Instead, Ferry navigated the waters between disco, prog, soul, and Bowiesque glam, charting a new course toward adult contemporary. At times, the sophistication gave way to something soporific or preening. But there are moments of suave transcendence on all their studio records. While you’d still want Avalon and Country Life as separate albums, Thrill essentially replaces the rest of the Roxy catalog for the casual fan; you don’t miss much by culling the two good songs from Flesh and Blood and discarding the rest.

  • The Replacements, Sorry Ma, Stink, Hootenanny, Let It Be

    We’re not in the camp of those who idolize the Replacements’ earliest work—they’re like tomato soup, and had to cool down before we could stomach them. But it’s remarkable to listen to the increasing sophistication of Paul Westerberg’s writing, culminating in the whisky melancholy of “Within Your Reach” and “Unsatisfied.” The Twin/Tone albums chart the band’s growth from sloppy drunks with potential to perhaps the most important band in American alt-rock. But if you already own these records, there’s no pressing reason to rush out for, erm, replacements, beyond the sonic improvement of a digital remastering. If you want rarities, you’ll have to wait for ex-manager Peter Jesperson to finish his archival project culling a 70-hour stash of unreleased songs.

  • Camper Van Beethoven

    Even amid the ferment of punk and indie rock in the early 1980s, Camper Van Beethoven didn’t quite sound like anyone else, crossing R.E.M.-style jangle-pop with ska and surf rhythms and traditional European string melodies. Not that they made a big deal out of it. Laid-back, laconic, and tongue-in-cheek was their way, and especially on their brilliant debut Telephone Free Landslide Victory, it often seemed like they were simply winging it. That charming quirkiness gave way to more serious rock, inspired in part by a desire to garner some radio airplay. While they got it with their excellent cover of “Pictures of Matchstick Men,” intra-group enmity spun off singer David Lowery to form the less interesting Cracker. These days, the hatchet is buried, the nostalgia tour booked, the vault material re-released. In August, they put out a track-by-track cover of Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk, and in November Cigarettes & Carrot Juice, collecting early studio records and a 1990 live set. First Avenue, (612) 332-1775, www.first-avenue.com

  • Oz: The Final Season

    Launched in 1997 by Barry Levinson (Diner, Rain Man), Oz showed other theater and film vanguards that the path to creative freedom on the small screen led to HBO. The Sopranos, Six Feet Under and The Wire soon followed. Oz follows the lives (and untimely and/or gruesome deaths) of the prisoners in Oswald Penitentiary’s experimental unit, the Emerald City. The cast of neo-Nazis, murderers, and arsonists make Tony Soprano and his goombas look like the Backstreet Boys. Long-timers have only eight more episodes, but new kids on the (cell) block should check out seasons one and two, newly released on DVD, featuring early cast members like Edie Falco (Carmela Soprano) as corrections officer Diane Whittlesey, alongside lifers like Rita Moreno as Sister Peter Marie, still going strong 52 years after her screen debut.

  • New Year’s Eve: Debbie Duncan/Nachito Herrera at the Dakota

    New Year’s is one of those holidays where you can find yourself in a roomful of friendly strangers. In recent years, though, we’ve come to view it more like Thanksgiving—it’s so much more fun to be with people you know and love. Well, Debbie Duncan certainly qualifies. She’s one of the Twin Cities’ most beloved jazz artists, and we can’t think of a more suave New Year’s party than hanging at the Dakota. In with the new, too: Cuban pianist Nachito Herrera, who emigrated to the Twin Cities last year, shares the chores. Herrera didn’t waste any time setting up shop at Bandana Square—his recent and acclaimed debut album was recorded live at the St. Paul bastion of beat. If hot and cool jazz doesn’t bake your New Year’s brownie, perhaps you’ll want to make twang your thang, over at the Turf Club’s third annual bash with alt-country locals Accident Clearing-house. Last year’s was so well-attended we had to wait half an hour in the freezing cold to get in—and it was worth it. Dakota: (651) 642-1442, www.dakotacooks.com; Turf Club: (651) 647-0486, www.turfclub.net

  • New Year’s Eve: Bremer Capital Holiday

    If you want a wild bash with the lampshade-wearing and the drinking-champagne-out-of-a-shoe, look elsewhere. (Above, maybe.) For one thing, this civic cavalcade, formerly Capital New Year, is being held three days early. (The official auld lang syneing falls inconveniently on a Tuesday, and gosh, that’s a weeknight—though if you have to work Wednesday, you should fire your boss.) For another thing, the big fireworks finale takes place at 10 p.m. All this is perfect, however, if you’re in charge of some short people. (Kids, we mean. Verne Troyer can hit the bars if he feels like it.) Lest ye think we think it’s a snoozefest, know that there are dozens of performers on eight stages from blues belter Mick Sterling to the Flanagan’s Wake improv comedy troupe. If you can’t find something you like, you’re not trying. www.capitalholiday.org

  • New Year’s Eve: Minneapolis Park & Recreation Board

    Here’s a kid-friendly (not too late into the night) way to celebrate the New Year on the actual holiday, on the west side of the Mississippi. Well, actually right in the Mississippi. The Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board is pitching their tent on Nicollet Island. Skating, skiing, sledding, hayrides, and more are the order of the afternoon—and there’ll be indoor activities in the pavilion if it’s unreasonably cold (or hot, we suppose). It all wraps up at the perfectly reasonable hour of 9 p.m. Fireworks at 8:30. www.minneapolisparks.org

  • Uncle Franky’s

    Close readers of this magazine know how we are obsessed with the Chicago-style hot dog. We’re pleased to report that The Wienery and Joey D’s have been joined by a serious contender in this life-sustaining work—and in the heart of sausage country, Nordeast! Uncle Franky’s is the real deal, working from the foundation of an authentic Vienna Beef dog, all the way up to the crucial celery salt. Several early sorties gave evidence that Franky’s minions were overloading the Chipico relish (that Day-Glo green stuff you learn to love), but we’re gratified to note that they’ve since adjusted the mix to allow the sport peppers and onions a little territory on the tongue. Even if you’re not partial to the Chicago dog, Franky’s serves a mean Manhattan chili dog, hamburgers, and—get this—an all-you-can-eat deal ($10 will set you up with your own wiener-eating contest). Maybe best of all, the French fries. We’ve never seen ’em like this—sort of the equivalent of ruffled potato chips, which lends more surface area to the fryer, and makes for a crispy snap. In other words, the fries snap just the way the hot dogs do, giving your whole lunch a kind of heel-click-in-the-air sensibility. A fiver plus change will get you a Chicago dog, fries, and a soda. Uncle Franky’s, 728 Broadway Ave. N.E.

  • Genius Lessons

    THE RAKE: What is the scoop you’re most proud of?

    Sid Hartman: The two biggest ones were about Ara Parseghian and Bud Grant. In 1975 I got the scoop that Parseghian was leaving as football coach of Notre Dame and that he would be replaced by Dan Devine. And in 1983 I reported first that Bud Grant was stepping down as the coach of the Vikings.

    THE RAKE: What about non-sports scoops?

    Sid: Well, there have been a lot. I helped the Star Tribune get the names of the finalists for the job of president of the U of M a couple of times. I do know a lot of people in town, and when you get to know a lot of people you hear a lot of stuff.

    THE RAKE: If you get a good scoop, but it means losing a friend, what do you do?

    Sid: I’d print the scoop, if it’s accurate, even if it meant upsetting a friend. If the friend knows it’s accurate, they might be mad for a short period. Bud Grant was probably my closest friend, and he used to get upset with me all the time. When cut-down day came at the Vikings training camp, I had friends in the NFL with the waiver list of who was going to be let go, and I’d print the names. Bud would get upset, because he hadn’t told the players yet. But my loyalties are with the Star Tribune and with WCCO Radio. I’m paid to do a job and that’s the number-one concern for me.

    When you write something that’s a criticism or a rip, if it’s accurate, there’s no problem. They’ll get mad for a week or two. But here’s the thing: If you write something that’s going to upset some athlete or coach, be sure you show up the next day and face them. The biggest mistake these writers make is that they hide for a couple of weeks and it hangs out there and gets worse. If you face the guy, he’ll be pissed off, but if you show them that you’re willing to take the heat, they’ll respect you. I go out of my way to do that, I’m there the next day. I don’t rip that much, but I’ll do it if it’s right.

    THE RAKE: Who is the greatest athlete to ever play on a Minnesota team?

    Sid: There have been so many of them. Bud Grant may have been the greatest athlete that the U of M ever had. He was a starter in all three major sports. Dave Winfield would be up there, too. They’re both great, great athletes. On the pro side, well, I think Kevin Garnett rates at the top. He and Kobe Bryant [of the Los Angeles Lakers] really stand out, in that they have been the most successful players to go right from high school to the NBA.

    THE RAKE: Will you ever retire?

    Sid: I’ll never forget when I was in third grade. I had a teacher, Mrs. Nettleton. One of the kids in our class was always looking at the clock. She said, “I hope when you boys and girls grow up, you get jobs that you like enough where you don’t have to be looking at the clock all day.” And that’s exactly what I’ve got. I love the relationships I have with people.
    My job is all an adventure. I contact every beat every day. How many people do you think want my job? I’m the luckiest guy in the world.

    THE RAKE: Could anyone today take the same path to success that you did?

    Sid: I never went to college. If I went and tried to get my job today, they’d laugh at me. I was delivering papers for the old Minneapolis Times and working in their sports department at the same time when I was 17 years old. You could never do anything like that now. My friend gave me a job delivering papers to newsstands when I was a teenager. Before that I was selling newspaper on the street corners, starting when I was 8 or 9 years old. You were supposed to be 12 years old to sell papers to people, and this guy, Nathaniel Johnson, chased me all the time to get me to stop. He caught me when I was 10, but he left me alone and let me sell the papers, because he said anyone who worked that hard should be allowed to do it. After that we became lifelong friends. At one time, I sold Sunday papers at Fifth and Hennepin, starting at 7 p.m. and working through to 3 a.m. [The Minneapolis Times was an evening newspaper—Eds.] I worked that corner because that’s where the streetcars would line up, leaving every hour at 1, 2, and 3 in the morning. It would be 15, 20 below zero, and I’d ride my bike home to 525 North Humboldt Avenue after I was through.

    THE RAKE: Do you still travel to away games?

    Sid: I don’t do much traveling anymore. I’ll go if I can go to the game in the morning, and then come back, maybe with the team, in the same day. I didn’t make a single Vikings or Gophers road trip this year. That was a first. I’m sick of all that travel. It’s a joke. You have to wait around in airports forever. Why should I do that, if I can watch the game on TV and then call the coach and the players afterwards? I’ve got all their numbers.

    THE RAKE: You’ve done radio and newspapers. How come you never got into TV reporting?

    Sid: I was never that interested. TV’s just a pain in the rear end. It’s not the reporting that’s the problem, the problem is they only get about three minutes on sports. They’ve got to do the weather for about ten. You don’t get the chance to really cover sports on TV.

  • Celebrating Sid

    There have been a lot of great journalists to come out of this town, starting with Eric Sevareid and going right on through to three guys writing for the New York Times right now: Tommy Friedman, David Carr, and Ira Berkow. But for my money, I think the best of them all is the Midwest’s number one sports personality, Sid Hartman, and I don’t care who knows it.

    Sid gets a lot of grief from geniuses who think he’s not a “journalist” in the modern sense of the word. Let me tell you something, those people don’t know what they’re talking about. He may be from a different generation that didn’t care as much about “objectivity,” whatever that means. He may blur the line between what he calls his “close personal friends” and what the New York Times may call “a source.” He may even be guilty of what some pointy-headed journalism professors would call being an “actor” rather than an “observer” of local news.

    But in the Snapper’s book, all that stuff is irrelevant because what Sid is most of all is a winner. Nobody has ever beaten him when it comes to what newspaper readers want most—and that is the scoops, the exclusives, the inside stories on the sports heroes in this town. I don’t care what the bleeding hearts who run the newspaper business nowadays say. They owe their paychecks to guys like Sid who get the eyeballs off the boob tube and into the newsprint.

    Listen, who else can come anywhere near the number of scoops he’s had? Who first reported that legendary Notre Dame football coach Ara Parseghian was leaving the school? Or that Bud Grant was retiring as the best coach the Minnesota Vikings will ever have? Nobody gets the stories like Sid does, because even though he’s in his 80s, nobody outworks him. And because he’s not afraid to count athletes, politicians, businessmen, and hundreds of “little guys” as his personal friends. You treat a friend as a friend, you don’t rip them just because you can.

    And that’s all a lot of these so-called modern journalists want to do: rip, rip, rip. They think it’s wrong to have friends. Let me tell you, that’s why these jerks don’t have any. Sportswriters who have gone up against Sid and have lost know better than anyone else that he’s the best. That’s why I’ve contacted some of them (I have all their home phone numbers) and persuaded them to share some of their favorite memories of the Man Himself. There’s nothing Sid hates more than a reporter getting his story from other reporters—but this story is about Sid!

    Early Lessons
    Sid got plenty of early lessons about the value of having friends and being loyal to them in his formative years in Depression-era Minneapolis. His childhood was a true Horatio Alger story in which he was forced to fend for himself and his family by selling newspapers on wintry street corners, desperately competing for a slice of the meager economic pie that was available to members of the Jewish immigrant clans of those days. Competition was tough for the choicest paper-hawking turf on the most lucrative corners—the winners were the ones who were the smartest and most driven.

    Young Sid got obsessed with the minutiae of sports, and it would serve him well later in life. Among the main reasons for Sid’s success were the connections he made and carefully maintained as a young man, not only with his North Side neighborhood chums but with people he met in that gray area, shunned by the city’s “respectable” pre-war WASPs, where pro athletes, bookies, reporters, organized crime figures, and politicians mixed socially. Booze and gambling is what this scene was all about. It was a great way to learn who really mattered in a small town like Minneapolis.

    Has All the Phone Numbers
    As anyone who has ever worked with Sid knows, the secret to his success is his little black book of contacts. No one has ever compiled a greater sports reference tool than Sid’s collection of names and phone numbers, which he has painstakingly amassed over the years. Anyone who wants to go up against Sid must take this into account.

    Just how powerful is this weapon? I asked Bill Peterson. Peterson is a St. Paul Park native who started at the Star Tribune as an “agate clerk” in the mid-1980s and later went on to his own sports-writing career at the Cincinnati Post. An agate clerk is a guy who collects all the high school sports scores that get printed in tiny, or agate, type on the sports pages—meaning Peterson was a nobody. He says this enabled him to avoid the newsroom conflicts that so-called “real sports writers” had with Sid. Those bozos thought Sid was too close to his sources.

    “Back then, there were some serious power struggles between Sid and guys like Jay Weiner, but Sid kind of liked me,” Peterson says. “He pulled me into his office one day and asked me to do him a favor. He says, ‘Go through my files and throw out anything more than a few years old.’ So I had the full run of his files. I was just amazed. Sid had complete in-season and off-season lists of the addresses and phone numbers for everybody on every team in every league, NHL, NBA, whatever. He had all this stuff. I came to learn not long after that, in Cincy, just how valuable that info is. Nobody else has all that stuff. He got updated lists every year.”

    How’d he do that? “Say the Kansas City Chiefs were coming to town to play the Vikings. Sid would take the key Chiefs players and coaches out to lunch before the game, and then send each of them a personalized letter afterwards. In the letters he’d say everything they did was first class. He was extremely good at cultivating and maintaining sources this way. The old slogan about Sid is that he always gets his man, he always did because he had those numbers.”

    Listen, the nit-wits out there who say Sid doesn’t really have all these personal friends don’t know anything. He’s got more friends than all the other sports writers in this town put together. Big shots return his calls all the time not only because they know he gets the story right, but because Sid knows the names of their kids. If some of these know-it-all writers we’ve got now would take a minute to get to know the athletes as people instead of always ripping them, then maybe when the star receiver gets arrested on some trumped-up charge they’ll get the scoop.