Category: Blog Post

  • The Staff of Life. . . .Shouldn't it be free?

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    A reader e-mailed this morning to tell us about a South Minneapolis bistro (I won’t say which one. . . .because this is a common practice) where she and a friend enjoyed their entrées but were completely put off after being charged separately for the bread — a couple paltry, obviously store-bought slices of baguette served with two foil packs of butter.

    “Our meal, with wine but no desserts, came to more than $60 for two,” she wrote. “I can understand a restaurant trying to save money by not automatically setting out a bread basket. But once you’ve ordered — at that price — shouldn’t bread be part of the deal?”

    As one of those people who rarely eats bread, I’m sometimes surprised by the number of restaurants that still do set down a bulging basket at the outset of every meal. My husband might take a slice or two, but we’ll typically send back half a loaf to be discarded (I hope!) in the kitchen.

    Personally, I agree with our reader: the best solution is for patrons who want bread to request it, so entire baskets don’t go to waste; but at a certain price point — say, $20 a head — it really should come gratis. Manna from. . . .well, you get the idea.

    Dissenters?

  • Edina Mom or Ferrari Momma?

    So, like, I use YouTube to post video in this blog. Because of this I must alert my readers (literate gearheads all) that controversy appears to be developing on YouTube over one of my videos. As shameless viewers and readers of my content that makes you all complicit (and potentially famous.)

    The above video is of a Mom from Edina sending her kids off to camp. I blogged about it in August. Unbeknownst to me at the time, lots of people from Edina post on YouTube protesting rapacious development (fearing that their first ring Blaine is becoming, in effect, Blaine) among other things.

    I sense that some of those same well meaning people have taken offense to my use of the term “Edina Mom.” While my video viewed apart from my blog makes no ostensible point, I still sense that I have crossed some invisible social threshold. I think what I have done is dissed the fabled suburb and made fun of a woman who MAY have little idea what her jacket stands for.

    While I still run the great risk of wrongly offending a perfectly fine person with good fashion sense, allow me to make a new observation.

    From years of watching “Edina Moms” (substitute your favorite area: Kenwood, Orono, North Oaks whatever) I can tell the difference between a real Momma (think Pam Grier) and other women. Mommas buy their own wheels (I met one recently who drives an M36 M3 and races it) and don’t bother much with accessories. Women who wear fancy Ferrari jackets don’t. If I had a point, that would be it.

    And with my luck, I’ll find that this woman is really an automotive enthusiast who owns GT Cars trained in the martial arts like Ms. Grier (the former Ms. Quincy Jones.)

  • Make It Mean Something

    MUSIC
    Zap Mama Puts the Zap on You

    0710zapmama.jpgShe’s beautiful. She’s sexy. She’ll make you feel sexy, too. What more can you ask from a woman? The voice of an angel? A backbone? Wisdom? A maternal instinct? This woman has it all. Marie Daulne. Marie Daulne. The woman left Europe at the age of 20 to travel throughout Africa and study pygmy onomatopoeic vocal techniques. Now, as frontwoman of the Belgian band Zap Mama, Daulne melds her European and African heritages in a most unique and harmonious way. You’ll hear the pygmy vocals tossed in with some jazzy soul, a touch of gospel, and some seemingly Caribbean beats. The music will take you places, if you let it; and I understand they put on quite a show. Oh, and Desdemona will be opening the show. How about that!

    7 p.m., FineLine Music Cafe, 318 First Ave. N., Minneapolis; 612-338-8100; $26.

    Rogue Waves

    0710rogue.jpgI understand Zach Rogue used to work as a website developer. Oy! Fortunate for him, and for our listening pleasure, he made a break for New York and decided to try his luck in the music industry. Truth be told, he didn’t need a whole lot of luck. The man is talented. In no time at all he returned with almost a whole album recorded. Now, just five years later, with three albums under their belts, Rogue Wave brings their contemporary folk pop sound to the Twin Cities. With noticeable traces of R.E.M., an overwhelmingly similar sound to The Shins, and a mesmerizing vocal/instrumental relationship reminiscent of Radiohead, Rogue Wave serves up ultrapop of the Beatles and Simon & Garfunkel variety.

    8 p.m., 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-332-2903; $14.

    ART
    Artists Talk of Double Entendre

    0710doublentendre.jpgI, for one, am always curious about the faces behind creations. Who is the man behind the work? The woman? I create a narrative between the two — between the man and the work. So, when the opportunity arises to meet the artists, to hear from them, live and in person — to interact, engage — I have to call it out. While IFP Minnesota’s new photography exhibit, Double Entendre, opened over a week ago, tonight is the night to go. IFP will host an Artists Talk with photographers Bryce Marback and Jared Watsabaugh. Stop by and view their compelling black and white portraits, and hear them talk about their work. “Double Entendre exemplifies how attention to process and detail can result in boldly captivating narratives which may be read as double entendre.” You know — that other narrative between the subject and the work.

    7 p.m., IFP Minnesota Center for Media Arts, 2446 University Ave. W., St. Paul; free.

    FILM
    Enemies of Happiness

    0710enemies.jpgAs we all sit around ceding all accountability to feelings of powerlessness, it does us well to be reminded, from time to time, of what individuals across the globe have managed to achieve — sometimes on their own, other times simply lending their voices or their leadership. But, in the end, what never fails to amaze is not the achievements at all, but the struggle. How is it that others, in the face of horror, have the courage to stand and fight, while in all our luxury we consistently fail to make the most basic demands? (So spoiled are we. So inured.) Give yourself a well-deserved and triumphant slap in the face tonight with the story of a 27-year-old Afghani woman who actually had the tenacity to speak out against corrupt warlords. Enemies of Happiness, a documentary by Eva Mulvad and Anja Al-Erhayem, shows how one woman’s determination can inspire those around her to fight for reform. I hate to focus on the fact that she’s a woman, because her courage surpasses gender, but as a candidate in Afghanistan’s first parliamentary elections in 35 years, Malalai Joya also made big strides for Aghani women. Learn more about her tonight as part of the Women’s Human Rights Film Series.

    7 p.m., St. Anthony Park Branch Library, 2245 Como Ave., St. Paul; 651-642-0411.

    A Force More Powerful

    0710resistance.jpgAnother great empowerment film is showing this evening at Hamline. Narrated by none other than Ben Kingsley, A Force More Powerful explores how nonviolent power has overcome oppression and authoritarian rule all over the world. The three-hour Steve York documentary focuses on the power of solidarity, determination, nonviolence resistance, and popular movements. History says it all. See it for yourself.

    7 p.m., Hamline University, 1536 Hewitt Ave., St. Paul; 651-523-2426; free.

  • KMSP, WCCO Big Winners at Midwest Emmys

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    Okay, okay…enough with the ranting about fake presidential candidates, weathercasters and global warming.

    Media news (of sorts) transpired over the weekend — the annual Upper Midwest Emmy Awards — and I’m here to break up the six-pages of winners into some edible doses for y’all.

    Lambert, who finds award-tallying to be beneath his station, will hopefully weigh in later with some truly dignified poop about the nasty pistol-whipping-in-print that C.J. inflicted on crack KSTP I-Teamer Bob McNaney for his Emmy presenting.

    First things first. It was a close race, but KMSP edged out WCCO in most Emmys won — Channel 9 nabbed 17; Ch. 4 won 15, including a couple biggies: Best Evening Newscast for its 10 p.m. show and Best Sports Anchor to mainstay Mark Rosen. KARE pulled in third with 11 awards, followed by a tie between KSTP and Fox News North, each with 7. KSTP’s Emmys included one for anchor John Mason, several for its breaking news coverage–on air and online–plus one for perennial winner Jason “On the Road” Davis. Twin Cities Public Television took home three Emmys, two of them to “Almanac.”

    Almost half of KARE’s awards went, as they always do, to features from super-reporter Boyd Huppert, who must have a warehouse full of hardware by now (including a national Emmy this year). KSMP investigative journalist Trish Van Pilsum was another multiple award-winner, along with ‘CCO “Good Question” asker Ben Tracy and that segment’s pro shooter, Joe Berglove. Fox Sports Net North’s Anthony LaPanta took home several awards–one for sports play-by-play–as did producers Jeff Byle, Trevor Fleck and John Stroh.

    Photojournalism Emmys went to KARE’s Jonathan Malat (sports), KMSP’s Andy Shilts (news) and Phil Thiesse at KSTP (program).

    Online — or “advanced media” as it is known to the Upper Midwest Chapter of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences — was a prominent category this year, with awards in 17 categories. Judging from the number of awards it garnered–5–KMSP has gotten the hang of online much better than its competitors. Coming in second in this category with four awards was–watch out–startribune.com, definitely a new face at this shindig.

    There were even blogging awards (do you hear that, Lambert?). WCCO’s Jason DeRusha was named best online personality affiliated with a media outlet; Sheletta Brundidge won in the independent online personality category.

    (Lambert Adds:) Awards for blogging? Does this mean I should bathe, groom and buy a tie? Maybe next year, huh?

    I called Bob McNaney about this latest shot from C.J. The man was not pleased, but knows the C.J. game — react negatively and feel the pain for additional months on end — well enough to leave his on-record response at either, “Who cares what C.J. says?”, or “I’m not giving her the time of day”, take your pick.

    I haven’t exactly made a science of this, but apparently the Strib’s most relentless local media watcher — sorry, Neal (Justin) — has been after McNaney for years. But it flared up anew this past winter when McNaney filed several tough pieces on U.S. Attorney Rachel Paulose, simultaneous with C.J. defending/lauding the curiously inexperienced and partisan-tainted replacement for Tom Heffelfinger.

    A professional assessment here; I regard McNaney as one of the half dozen best TV reporters in town. His stuff is invariably solid. But that’s just my read on the small stuff … i.e. how he does his job. I gather that unlike quite a few other TV types, skittish anchors in particular, McNaney hasn’t played the C.J. game, parceling out “scoops” like protection money to curry favor and avoid her wrath, and those railroad cars full of ink.

    Maybe next year we’ll give out awards … unless we win a blogging Emmy, of course.

  • The Rant: Cold on Colbert

    (UPDATED 10/22) I am not without a sense of humor (anybody see the Ambiguously Gay Duo/Minneapolis police spoof on SNL Saturday?) and I am a big, big fan of the Jon Stewart-Stephen Colbert week-nightly comedy hour on Comedy Central.

    So why don’t I find this recent “I’m running for president as both a Democrat/Republican in South Carolina” schtick of Colbert’s particularly funny? The rest of the media is just wetting its pants over it, as evidenced by the boatload of press the faux right-winger has generated since he hinted at his big announcement last Tuesday on his pal Stewart’s show, then made the announcement on his own show.

    Nobody’s been more anxious to be in on the joke than the New York Times , which seems particularly devoted to the satirist’s nascent campaign.

    Maureen Dowd appeared to start it all a week ago with the cute trick of turning over her column to him, where he hinted at the pending “news.” This is the same Pulitzer-Prize winning hardballer who turned into a blushing, giggling schoolgirl around Colbert and Stewart during an interview for Rolling Stone last year.

    Colbert’s announcement was followed by a second Times story that intimated that the man was really serious, having placed calls to South Carolina political apparachiks.

    Now today, following Colbert’s appearance on Meet the Press [transcript here]our adored local boy and big time columnist David Carr weighed in on l’affaire Colbert and finally, finally began to peel back the Saran Wrap on this bullshit…even if he did so with the utmost in respect and tenderness.

    Big media was taken to task during the release of “Borat” for playing along with Sacha Baron Cohen’s grotesque character rather than forcing Cohen himself to the forefront of interviews. The media hung its head in shame–kind of–and the movie went on to make gazillions at the box office. Now it appears that hangover has subsided and it’s once again time to report sham as news and vice versa, and send Colbert’s book sales and ratings soaring.

    Steve, my plea borrows some infamous words from your buddy Jon: Stop. Stop. Stop hurting America.

    Stop helping mainstream media behave like fawning wannabe-cool assholes. Stop. Go do your show. Sell your book–you’ve got a platform most authors would kill for.

    I’m seriously trying to figure out whether the stock market’s going down the tubes, if we’re about to bomb the shit out of Iran, and which actual presidential candidate is worthy of my attention. Frankly, all your dicking around is distracting formerly reputable journalists from doing their jobs. It was cute when Pat Paulson did it–everyone knew he was kidding.

    I’m not even sure half your viewers know that your show is a spoof, let alone your candidacy. That’s the scariest development of all, if you continue with this bit.

    LAMBERT:
    I have to add this, from hyper-glossy Portfolio mag. It pretty well echoes Deborah’s take on the Colbert campaign.

    LAMBERT: Oh boy. The wagon is rolling. Now there’s this from Gawker.com. And this from Huffington Post.

    RYBAK: They can eat my dust. Cool, gives Jimmy and his buddy others to yell at….

  • Should We Care What the Weather Anchors Think?

    While hunkered down at the cabin over the long MEA weekend watching a monsoon-like system refill northeast Minnesota rivers and lakes I had to laugh at a front-page (above-the-fold) story in the Duluth News Tribune. It seems Duluth NBC affiliate weatherman Karl Spring, formerly of KSTP and WFTC here in the Twin Cities thinks Al Gore is “a left wing nut” with “an agenda”. At least that’s what he said on a panel discussion on a Twin Ports public radio show.

    Tsk, tsk. Mr. Spring’s response to the kerfuffle he set off and the News Tribune’s interest has been to tuck it in, keep his head down and bury himself in five-day forecasts. No further comments have been forthcoming, no doubt on strict orders from his superiors.

    But I kind of like the fact he said what he thinks. I don’t agree with him for a second, especially if his “Al Gore is a left wing nut” rant is code — as it seems to be — for disparaging the human effects of global climate change. But at least he had the guts — OK, more likely the “imprudence” — to say what he believes about an issue of greater relevance than whether the kiddies should wear their galoshes at the bus stop in the morning.

    Not that I look to TV weather people for any great depth of science, much less a political point of view. But the perhaps sad fact is that for a lot of folks the TV weather anchor is their most frequent interface with meteorological science. With that in mind, and with climate change as profound an issue to everyone as it is (with or without Al Gore, although Gore’s knee-jerk adversaries seem incapable of separating the two), it seems valid to me that those charming, glib people clicking through the weather maps offer a clue to their, uh, educated opinion on climate change.

    I’ve mentioned this before, but here in the Twin Cities, WCCO’s Paul Douglas is, for all intents and purposes, alone in his unconditional view that climate change is upon us, it is serious and human activity is a key component. This is to Douglas’s eternal credit and, to my mind anyway, greatly enhances his credibility. His primary competitors … eh, not so much.

    It would be fascinating to hear Douglas, KSTP’s Dave Dahl (or Chikage Windler), or KARE’s Belinda Jensen or Fox’s Ian Leonard on say, Kerri Miller’s MPR show talking seriously about the yeas and nays of climate change. Conventional wisdom says that any weather anchor at KSTP knows better than to wade into any “pro-Gore”-like thinking about climate change. Stanley Hubbard the boss of KSTP, after all, has actually produced his own documentary suggesting “global warming” is rank alarmism at best, and a hoax at worse. (And good luck finding a link to that gem on the KSTP website.)

    Over at KARE, where according to the well-tuned Gannett formula, they have perfected the game of never offending anyone, the educated, professional opinions of weather department employees are blocked by well-tailored socks in their mouths.

    Oh, and do I have to even mention that Mr. Spring, up in Duluth, concedes he hasn’t even seen Gore’s movie?

    BTW: Relative to Mr. Spring, here is a fascinating column from the Baltimore Sun collecting reader response to the news story on Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

    Frankly, fear of exactly this kind of vicious, almost unhinged reaction is what prevents your average timorous weather anchor from saying anything about climate change.

  • Go Ahead And Swear Him In

    Hey, Presidential wannabes, it’s time to cry uncle. You’re all toast.

    Chuck Norris: King Maker

  • More Market!

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    This from Patty Brand, the Maven of the Friends of the St. Paul Farmers’ Market:

    Many of you may know that there was a groundbreaking ceremony for the Indoor Market Hall/Market Flats Project in mid September. Since then work has progressed on digging the hole. We have waited considerable time for this to happen and now we can watch as the building is constructed. The Market should be ready for the growers/producers of the St. Paul Farmers’ Market in time for next fall and the coming years.

    But that doesn’t mean you should forget the market until next Fall … from now through December you can find onions, potatoes, carrots, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, squash, pumpkins, apples, lettuce, cabbage, poultry, chocolates, breads, cheeses, leeks, beef, pork, lamb, wild rice, beef jerky, flowers, eggs, honey, jams, maple syrup, and more! Doesn’t that sound like a Thanksgiving round-up?

    Now through Nov 17th … Saturdays, 6am – 1pm
    Wed Nov 21 … 12 noon – 6pm Turkey delivery date (you can still order your fresh turkey, it’s not too late!)
    Dec 1 through April 19th … Saturdays, 9am – 12 noon

    As the winter descends, chillier mornings will drive some of the producers inside Jim Golden’s Deli just West of the market across Wall St.

    Shop on!

  • Fractured Jib-Jabbery Of The Usual Sort

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    Snapshots from a drive home from work while listening to the new Ween album, which is fantastic if you like Ween, and I do:

    Three shiny balloons trapped in the branches of a tree above a baseball diamond.

    A long strip of aluminum foil tumbling like an acrobatic hallucination down the middle of LaSalle Avenue.

    A shirtless man wearing a sombrero and laughing ecstatically while trotting along beside a prancing little dog outfitted (I’m guessing against its will) in a purple vest.

    An old woman, holding a little girl’s hand at a street corner, bending down to clearly hiss something in the girl’s ear, and then whacking her on the head with what appeared to be a Bible.

    A fireman dozing off in a lawn chair in front of a fire station.

    An awkward young woman alternately lurching and tip-toeing along on roller blades.

    A teenage boy sucking a hickey into his girlfriend’s neck at a bus stop bench.

    Mormons on mountain bikes, poking through things at a garage sale.

    A pitiable spectacle involving an ancient hunchbacked man and a microwave oven he was apparently trying to carry home.

    Two hearses lined up at the entrance to a senior citizen center.

    A man I recognized as my old friend Clammy Reese, wearing threadbare golf togs and toting a bag of clubs, standing at a busy intersection with a sign that read: “Indulge me, why don’t you? Winter’s coming and green fees ain’t free. God bless you, I guess.”

    A sandwich shop with this modest slogan painted on the window: “The Best Sandwiches We Know How To Make –That’s A Promise!”

    Hundreds of geese in a supermarket parking lot, from the looks of things holding some kind of meeting, probably having to do with a planned trip south. Do geese in fact fly south for the winter? I don’t know why they wouldn’t.

    An inexplicable billboard: “Music is Not a Priority in Unhappy Lives.”

    An morose-looking young mother watching her two children burying themselves in the playground sand, and thinking (or so I imagined): “Deeper.”

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  • Everything is Change

    ART
    Win, Place, Show

    0710emerging.jpgA prosthetic arm covered with gilt and pink Swarovski crystals. A photograph of a suburban treehouse whose tree is being dismantled. A line — nothing more, nothing less — that runs across the gallery floor, busts through a floor-to-ceiling window and, thus liberated, continues through the city to … well, you go follow it and find out (note – you’ll be walking for upwards of an hour). These works, by Ernest Arthur Bryant III, Brian Lesteberg, and Marcus Young, respectively, are part of the annual MCAD/Jerome Artists Exhibition, which brings together new work from five Jerome Foundation fellows. It’s always an interesting mix of up-and-coming artists; this time it’s weighted toward conceptual and/or relational art and rounded out by Cherith Lundin’s captivating but minimal paintings of interior domestic spaces, and Monica Sheets’ subversive exhibit-within-an-exhibit, bringing together some of her fellow artists who applied for but were not awarded the fellowship. –Julie Caniglia

    Through November 25, MCAD Gallery, 2501 Steven Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-874-3667.

    BOOKS & AUTHORS
    Feminist Waves, Feminist Generations

    0710feminist.jpgFinally, a book about feminism that doesn’t resort to the counter-productive tradition of pitting generations against each other, rather than exploring a cohesive development. Feminist Waves, Feminist Generations examines the life stories of contemporary feminist scholars, illustrating how feminism develops unevenly over time and across institutions. This afternoon, join contributing editors Jennifer Pierce, from the University of Minnesota, and Karla Erickson, from Grinnell College, for a discussion of their new book. They’ll be signing copies following the discussion.

    2 p.m., University of Minnesota Bookstores, 300 Washington Ave. S.E., Coffman Memorial Union, Minneapolis; 612-625-6564; free.

    LECTURE
    The Meaning of Equal Protection

    0710kgreen.jpgWhenever the question of journalistic objectivity emerges, Linda Greenhouse’s name is never far behind. While her reports, per se, have not been called into question, Greenhouse has been both scolded and lauded for her political views, her civic participation, and for simply voicing her opinion. God forbid! As a long-time U.S. Supreme Court correspondent for The New York Times, Greenhouse has taken a stand on some of the most controversial issues, including abortion. Today, the University of Minnesota is honored to have Greenhouse here for the law school’s Horatio Ellsworth Kellar Distinguished Visitors Lecture. Greenhouse’s lecture, “What Would Justice Powell Do? The ‘Alien Children’ Case and the Meaning of Equal Protection,” will explore the current debate over the rights of non-citizens in this country to receive a free public education. Basing her research on the 1982 Plyer v. Doe case, Greenhouse will examine Justice Powell’s decision and what it means for us today.

    3:30 p.m., Willey Hall, 225 19th Ave. S., University of Minnesota, Minneapolis; 612-624-6338; free.

    Glass Carpenter

    0710carpenter.jpgThe Madision Square Garden renovation in New York. The Daniel Patrick Moynihan Station in New York. The Israel Museum in Jerusalem. The Smithsonian National Portrait Museum expansion in Washington, D.C. The Gucci Ginza building in Tokyo, Japan. The Luminous Pier in Chattanooga, Tennessee. The American University of Beirut in Lebanon. The Reflective Clerestory Sculpture in our very own General Mills Atrium. These are all designs by James Carpenter. You’ll notice one consistent feature across all of his work, and that’s the overwhelming presence of glass. A glass artist at heart, Carpenter is also partly responsible for the design of the new 7 World Trade Center building, across from the ground zero site of the original World Trade Center. Come hear him speak this evening as part of the International Artist Series.

    7 p.m., Minnesota History Center Auditorium, Minnesota History Center, 345 Kellogg Blvd. W., St. Paul; free.

    FILM
    Kiss Me Deadly

    0710kissme2.jpgThe Parkway’s Monday night film noir series continues this evening with one of my all-time favorites, Kiss Me Deadly. “Blood-Red Kisses. White-Hot Thrills! Mickey Spillane’s Latest H-Bomb!” From the opening credits, which run backwards, this Robert Aldrich film continues to surprise. His is no ordinary hero, not even for film noir. No, the typical film noir hero is rough around the edges, but seldom as perverse as Aldrich’s Mike Hammer. At the core, this guy is nothing more than a thug, a dumb brute. It’s film noir sans Hollywood glam, no beautiful-timed Zippos and witty quips — just a raw film that makes for a great anti-nuclear parable.

    8 p.m., Parkway Theatre, 4814 Chicago Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-822-3030; $6.

    Nothing but the Truth

    0710niketruth.jpgWhen Nike does something, they go all out. That we know well enough. For the past six years, they’ve been actively engaged in the skateboarding scene with Nike SB. A now, of course, they’ve stepped it up with a groundbreaking film: Nothing but the Truth. See it tonight.

    8 p.m., Varsity Theater, 1308 4th St. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-604-0222; free.