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  • Nice. Nice. Very Nice.

    Wasn’t that swell?

    Isn’t it always a fine thing to see the local nine kick the living snot out of those shitheels from Chicago?

    And wasn’t it comforting to see Ramon Ortiz get his feet wet coming out of the bullpen, in a situation where there was absolutely no pressure? He did a nice job, too: three outs on seven pitches.

    Sixteen hits and seven walks: Swell. Ten hits from the top four guys in the batting order, and six hits from the bottom three. That was also swell.

    We’ve seen all manner of swellness over the last several games, and for perhaps the first sustained stretch all year the Twins have looked every bit like the team we all hoped they’d be coming out of spring training.

    Meanwhile, Britt Robson, David Brauer, and I kick around some thoughts on the first couple months of the season over at Britt’s blog, On the Ball. Go over there now and chime in on the conversation.

    We spent a fair amount of time talking about how difficult it’s going to be for the Twins to find the money to sign Hunter, Santana, and Morneau (the consensus being that Hunter is rapidly pricing himself out of Minnesota’s budget), but none of us mentioned Michael Cuddyer. This is a guy who’s also going to end up costing the Twins a shitload of money.

  • Even With Maximum Buy-Outs, Strib Plans Lay-Offs

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    Is this bait and switch?

    Star Tribune Guild officer Chris Serres notifying his colleagues this morning …

    >>> Christopher Serres 5/29/2007 9:44 AM >>>

    Dear Guild friends and colleagues,

    The buyout package agreed to by the Guild was intended to reduce the need for involuntary layoffs. However, there is still a possibility that layoffs will occur, even if the company meets its targeted goal of 50 job reductions in the newsroom and editorial departments.

    In a meeting with management on May 18, Guild members of the Star Tribune support staff were told that the company intended to eliminate 10 of their positions, including six news assistants. If that goal was not reached, layoffs might occur, Guild members were told.

    It is the first indication that cuts to the newsroom could exceed the 50 originally sought by the company when it unveiled its cost-cutting plan earlier this month.

    Guesstimates in recent days had at least 50 Stribbers accepting the paper’s buy-out plan. (Deadline to notify the paper is 5 p.m. June 1, this Friday.) Previously it had been assumed that 50 newsroom cuts (not all necessarily reporters) would satisfy new owners, Avista Capital Partners, at least for the time being. This latest news suggests otherwise.

    Since a lay-off under current rules would garner less medical coverage than is being offered under the buy-out, this “news” could inspire even more to take the money and run.

    UPDATE: Later Tuesday Strib Guild members received the following correction …

    Dear Guild members,

    In a note sent earlier today about possible layoffs, the following sentence was not accurate: “It is the first indication that cuts to the newsroom could exceed the 50 originally sought by the company when it unveiled its cost-cutting plan earlier this month.”

    In fact, the company has assured us that it does not intend job cuts to exceed 50 positions. However, targeted layoffs may occur in job classifications in which there are too many people for the positions available.

    But the total jobs cut, either through layoffs or buyouts, likely will not exceed 50.

    Apologies for the error.

    Your unit officers

  • Hot Damn! Prince's In-Store Performance at Macy's

    According to the press release I just received from Macy’s:

    Macy’s North and Revelations Perfume and Cosmetics, marketers of Prince’s upcoming fragrance 3121, today announced an exclusive opportunity for 1,400 fans to see Prince perform in his hometown of Minneapolis at Macy’s downtown flagship store on 07/07/07. Fans will receive a once-in-a-lifetime xclusive [sic] 3121 party with an unprecedented “Ultimate Prince Xperience.”

    The “Ultimate Prince Xperience” package is a comprehensive assortment of all things Purple and will go on sale in-store only on 06/01/07 at Macy’s Minneapolis at 10am in the cosmetics department on the first floor. The sale will continue at Macy’s at the Guest Service Center on the 5th floor on 06/02/07 if tickets remain. Total price $250 plus service fees and tax.

  • Music in Many Amalgamations

    MUSIC, POETRY, AND PROSE
    Spiked Coffee

    After a nice, long weekend of commemorating war veterans, you should really think about starting off the week by exploring you bohemian side. Join Spiked Coffee at the 331 Club for an evening of readings and music. Have a short piece you’d like to share? Sign up for the writer’s open mic. Otherwise, just sit back and enjoy the show. The evening begins with live music by Ron Hall, Sam Keenan, and Amy Ault, followed by the open mic with writers from Hamline, the U of M, Coffee House Press, and Lit 6. Then stick around and mingle to the music of Danny Sigelman. Plus, enjoy $2.50 margaritas all night and half-price bottles of wine until 9 p.m.

    7 p.m. (open mic sign-up at 9 p.m., open mic at 10:15 p.m.) 331 Club, 331 NE 13th Ave., Minneapolis; 612-331-1746.

    MUSIC AND VIDEO
    The Basement Tapes

    babes_in_toyland.jpgMaybe it’s just because I was so entrenched in it then, but I always think of the 80s as the heyday of the Minneapolis music scene. Husker Du, Morris Day & The Time, The Replacements, The Jayhawks, Soul Asylum, Babes in Toyland, Run Westy Run, The Cows — these bands were at the forefront, breaking out beyond the local scene to a national scale. But let’s face it, the 80s wasn’t just about the music, it was all about MTV. The 80s aesthetic isn’t complete without taking a look at music videos from this period. And in this heyday of Minneapolis music, our local bands were busy making music videos of their own. Revisit the 80s and 90s with a limited run, weekly series of nostalgic videos from the First Avenue video archives. The Basement Tapes series includes brief live performances by DEMO bands of the present, videos of the past, and Q & A sessions with some of the featured artists.

    8 p.m., Bryant Lake Bowl, 810 West Lake St., Minneapolis; 612-825-8949; $8-10 (pay what you can).

    MUSIC
    The Gyuto Tibetan Tantric Choir

    gyuto_monks.jpgFleeing Chinese repression in their homeland, close to 2,000 Tibetans made Minnesota their home in the early 90s, making this the second largest Tibetan community in the country. Around this same time, musicians like Phillip Glass and Grateful Dead percussionist Mickey Hart were undertaking a mission to expose the world to the unearthly multiphonic chanting of the Gyuto Monks. Years later, the Tibetan Tantric Choir tours the world to sold-out shows, with soundtracks to films such as Kundun and Seven Years in Tibet under their belt. The Gyuto Tibetan Tantric Choir, among the the world’s foremost performers of sacred Buddhist chant, have perfected a special type of chant in which each monk sings not a single note but an entire chord, generating a sound of ethereal beauty that shakes listeners to their very core. Hear them for yourself tonight, along with a film about the life and work of Jetsun Pema, sister of the Dalai Lama and an advocate for refugee children. Pema was scheduled to appear in person, but had to cancel due to a family emergency.

    7 p.m., Children’s Theatre Company, 2400 3rd Ave S., Minneapolis; 612-874-0400; $22-$28 ($15 children, seniors, and students).

    SPORTS
    Minnesota Twins vs. Chicago White Sox

    2786551441.jpegIt’s when the Twins are up against strong batting teams that we finally get to see Santana pitch. And I thought maybe tonight would be such an opportunity, but yesterday got in the way. After a 10-4 victory over the Chicago White Sox yesterday, with Santana pitching, todays game promises to be an interesting one nonetheless. It looks like Bonser will most likely be pitching. And hey, Mauer might be back during this game or the next. If that isn’t enough to entice you, then how about a Guthrie-quality performance? Cast members from the Guthrie’s patriotic summer musical 1776 will take a break from rehearsal to cheer on the Twins tonight with their rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the 7th inning stretch. Go, Twins! We won the first game against the Sox earlier this month, only to lose the next two. Will we let that happen again? I hope not.

    7:10 p.m., Metrodome, 34 Kirby Puckett Pl., Minneapolis; 612-375-1366; $7-105.

    ON THE NET
    Minnesota Horror

    La Maldicion del Vampiro Aztec
    Poison to You, Medicine to Me
    Finger Food
    Shop Chop Amateur Horror Video
    Rabidness – The Curse of the Catman
    Tales of the Dead trailor
    Dawning 2006 – trailor
    Doomed to Consumer trailor

  • Jolly Good

    Just a quick note on what felt like a very necessary win accomplished in absolutely necessary fashion, or something like that.

    After Friday night’s 13-inning affair –a game that featured another shitty performance from Ramon Ortiz and valiant comebacks that ultimately came up short– the Twins desperately needed to give their beleaguered bullpen (Pat Neshek and Matt Guerrier, in particular) a breather. To accomplish that they were going to have to get a solid start from Carlos Silva. Solid-plus, something better than merely good or decent. Seven innings, minimum.

    Given the Jackal’s recent track record, that seemed like a long shot, but Silva more than delivered, going seven-and-a-third innings and surrendering only two runs. And the offense did just enough against A.J. Burnett (three hits, four runs, three of them earned) to eke out a 4-2 victory, take their third straight series, and give themselves another shot (and their middle relievers another day of rest) tomorrow afternoon with Johan Santana taking the mound against the White Sox.

    With the Central proving to be almost exactly as tough as everybody was predicting back in April, the Twins are facing a seriously uphill battle in closing the gap. The last week, however, has demonstrated that this is another pretty resilient team. With the bullpen plagued by injury and, increasingly, overwork, and with Slowey and Garza waiting in Rochester, doesn’t it make perfect sense to call up at least one of those guys and move Ortiz into the bullpen to eat up middle innings?

    Granted, it’s improbable that either Slowey or Garza will be this year’s Francisco Liriano, but –what the hell– it still makes perfect sense to me.

    Also, what do you do with the batting order when Joe Mauer finally comes back? Since Mauer’s been on the DL, Luis Castillo has been streaking in the leadoff spot, and Morneau has been a monster batting cleanup. At this point the sad truth is that Mauer would actually be a perfect guy to bat second, given his bat control, low strikeout totals, and often ridiculous willingness to lay down a bunt. I don’t think, though, that Gardenhire is going to pencil Mauer in the two-hole, or move Morneau into the third slot. Batting the two lefties back-to-back goes against basic baseball logic, but nonetheless seems perfectly logical to me. I’d want to get Morneau to the plate in the first inning as often as possible, and with Castillo and Mauer in front of him, and Cuddyer and Hunter behind him, that’s an awful lot of RBI possibilities, and little wiggle room to pitch around the MVP.

  • Slow Dazzle: Living Outside Of Words

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    Disappointed in love and broken

    at forty she married a small town

    in Ohio

    it made no brash promises whispered nothing

    sweeter in her ear than good morning

    good afternoon good evening good night

    my dear

    good night my darling

    good night my dear

    in the morning

    I’ll still be here

  • I Take a Ripping re: Eskola

    I’ve never been able to pull off the infallibility thing. I’m genetically inclined to screwing up.

    In his comment on my non-news news post on the absence of WCCO radio reporter, Eric Eskola, Britt Robson cuts me a new one:

    “I’m late to the party here, but the big problem with this post is in the first paragraph. All the “media insiders” have pretty well been apprised of the reason(s) why Eskola is absent from the scene. Well, how were they apprised? Did Eskola tell each and every one of these “insiders”? Or did some of the media insiders decide it was okay and appropriate to gossip amongst themselves and are now trying to figure out “how do we explain it to the general public, if we do at all?”

    That double standard is patently arrogant. Whether the reason(s) behind Eskola’s hiatus are sordid or sympathetic, what purpose does it serve to essentially say, “Us media insiders have probed enough to know what’s going on but now we’ve decided that for the sake of his privacy we shouldn’t tell you.” It sets you up as clubby and elitist. Because in this case, you are.

    If you really wanted to protect Eskola’s privacy, you wouldn’t have printed a word about him. And if you REALLY wanted to protect his privacy, you would resist the temptation for behind-the-scenes sleuthing into a matter he obviously doesn’t want to publicly divulge at the current time.

    Like almost everyone in the media, I have a tremendous amount of respect for Eskola’s work. I have no idea why he left his post in the front row of Capitol press conferences, but I assume it was for a good reason. If I were a media columnist, I’d like to think I wouldn’t broach the subject until I could divulge the whole story. Of course Brian has provided me with the 20/20 hindsight on how not to proceed. Because now Eskola has less privacy than before the post, with the public rabble free to speculate and appropriately believing that the media has chosen to protect one of its own.”

    I probably should go into high defensive dudgeon, railing on with a lot of, “Who the f**k do you think you are calling me … “arrogant”, “clubby” and “elitist”? But Robson makes too many good points.

    I think I was clear enough that I was applying The Golden Rule to what I said — and the way I said what I said — about Eskola. Yes, all (okay, “many”) of us clubby media insiders had heard the story about Eric’s situation, complete with many of the details. In most circumstances I keep a distance from the strictly personal problems of local media types. Divorces, DUIs, coke habits, seen sneaking out of Sinners on Tuesday nights … I don’t care. Call me back when it effects their work.

    What got me about this story was that the clubby insider wall had been breached when I — a long ways from Eric’s inner circle — started getting asked, or rather “told” that “word was …” Eskola had screwed up professionally and was being disciplined by WCCO or someone.

    Golden Rule-wise, I wouldn’t want that happening to me. As I said, in most cases sensitive personal problems are not only forgiven by the public — if it’s an addiction or something — but most often are treated quite sympathetically, especially in the case of someone like Eskola who enjoys a solid reputation for reliability and work ethic.

    Did I think twice about saying anything at all. Yes, I did. So why did I write anything?

    Because, A. It kind of is my beat. Even in blog world. I’m a reporter. Eskola is a high-profile media person. The last days of the legislative session are like the World Series to a sports writer, with Eskola usually playing our Roger Angell. Therefore his absence is a story. B. WCCO radio wasn’t doing anything to address/suppress the “disciplinary” rumors. C. I actually believed that saying what I said — as much and as little — would stabilize the tongue-wagging a bit to Eric’s benefit.

    When he returns he may not see it that way at all. But he isn’t available for comment at the moment, and that was the call I made.

    Was there a, “have your cake and eat it too” facet to my “report”? Yeah. I can see that. I walked the line on the one hand claiming to respect his privacy while on the other getting my name in the information pipeline. It’s kind of cheesy. But that’s the game some times, and I’ll apologize for it up to a point.

    And that point is that on balance my concern for Eric’s well-being outweighed my desire/need to tell a juicy “celebrity” story. If I wanted to I could have.

    But am I clubby elitist? You’re damn right I am. And I’m paid accordingly.

  • May Sweeps TV News Ratings

    An essential part of my posts on “StribTV” is that the disintegration of the basic business model for newspapers is a harbinger of a similar breakdown of TV news. Once any source of news is available on the same screen via the same clicker as KARE and WCCO whatever “exclusiveness” those business can claim starts to melt off pretty quickly.

    And it has begun.

    Witness the ratings just released for the May sweeps — Nielsen’s “all important” ratings period — since the May numbers have an out-sized effect on setting ad rates for next fall’s Christmas buying season.

    Every station in the Twin Cities market, with the exception of Fox 9’s 10 pm news, saw erosion in audience share (the percentage of viewers out of all local TVs in use) compared with May of 2006. KARE lost 14%, WCCO lost 15%. KSTP stayed even in share, but its ratings (percentage of viewers from all possible TVs) declined 6% over the past year.

    The same trend is seen nationally, with steep dips in viewing not only of network news, but also for previously monolithic entertainment programming like “American Idol”, “CSI” and “Lost” (which, in my opinion, rallied quite nicely in dramatic terms). The Hollywood Reporter provides an analysis here.

    For those of you not quite interested enough to click through, the gist is that we have arrived at that moment in the future when time-shifting by TiVo and other digital video recorders has met the video explosion on the internet with the result being a serious erosion in the way Americans’ make “appointments” with network and cable television.

    Put another way, the great shift has already begun and TV is losing viewers at least as fast as newspapers are losing readers.

    Jeanine Socha is a reliable TV audience analyst having tracked ratings for WCCO-TV for years before shifting across town to Comcast cable.

    Her look into how what I’ll sloppily refer to as the “TiVo revolution” (the TiVo company would kill to be able to corner the market on digital recording), effects local news tells her that, “most network programming, shows like “American Idol”, “CSI”, are watched within one hour of when they were recorded, 75% within one day and 90% within two days.”

    The “within one hour” part hits late local news particularly hard, and, if I’m following her correctly, there is no indication of any significant interest in TiVo-ing the local news.

    Net effect? Significantly fewer viewers for KARE, WCCO, KSTP, etc.

    There is some migration going on, with more viewers shifting over to cable programming (“The Daily Show” increased slightly from a 1.4 to a 1.6 share), but far more significantly, viewers have begun to use technology to rearrange their TV watching schedules to their convenience and appear to be making a value judgment on creating “special time” for the local news.

    Here are the actual numbers for May ’07 vs. May ’06

    WCCO…………..11.5/22…………14.3/26
    KARE…………..9.5/18………….11.5/21
    KSTP…………..6.4/12…………..6.8/12
    KMSP…………..2.8/8……………2.8/5

    Another interesting bit, also from the Hollywood Reporter, is this list of ratings for every primetime show the networks ran during the just wrapped ’06-’07 season.

  • and then some …

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    I liked Rick Nelson’s Taste 50 in the Strib the other day…but I want to add a few more.

    The breads from Rustica Bakery in Mpls are something I think about often. Craving a crusty baguette with a fluffy, airy center or a dense pugliese with purpose right now.

    The U of M Arboretum is responsible for the Honeycrisp apple, bringing in Michael Pollan as a speaker, and pioneering hardy wine grapes. Check out their summer programs for kids which teach them about growing food, and the new Summerhouse which provides a place to buy their tasty wares.

    Town Hall Brewery are the unsung meisters of beer. They consistently put out award winning beers that challenge the average drinker. Their growler program is genius and their seasonally available Retreating Darkness (made with local Peace Coffee) is the only way to suffer being a Northerner.

    The slab of Nueske’s smoked bacon as a side dish at Manny’s Steakhouse. Yeah, it’s not really good for you, but man is it gooooood.

    Sue Zelickson. More than just chatting on the radio and writing about restuarants, Sue Selickson is a force in the food world: she has worked hard to feed hungry kids, she has inspired and supported countless women in the culinary fields, and best yet, she shows no signs of stopping.

  • The Weekend in Wax

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    This weekend there’s a fashion wax museum event at Trocaderos, and I’ve noticed that it’s getting some attention. If you’re interested in attending the affair, I direct you to the Still In Style site. You’ll be pleased to know some fine designers are involved–including a couple locals familiar to us from Voltage (Hyper Lush and Kimberly Jurek). I do admit that I have my suspicions about this event … Will the “creep factor” shoot through the roof (as in the photo above)? But I’m trying my best to suspend judgment, dear friends. My promise to you: Photos. Reportage. Coming. Sometime next week.

    Update! Promise Broken! Unfortunately, the live “wax models” were fashionably late about getting dressed that evening. And a close friend I had not seen in ages just happened to be rolling through town. But alas, I saw some lovely set designs:
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