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  • Warlocks Cover the Turf

    The music filled the room. Emanating from a trio of guitars, chords resonated with chords and dispersed throughout the Turf Club on Wednesday night, thick and palpable as the fog that periodically came out from the fog machines. Steady percussion from bass and drums crept under the noise to make it danceable (or at least head-nod-able). Though many were sitting stoic at the bar or in the venue’s booths, no one could ignore it: The Warlocks were playing.

    The band is touring this summer, often in tandem with The Black Angels, to promote their latest album, Heavy Deavy Skull Lover. The release is darker than their previous outputs, but as one astute concertgoer quipped, "You don’t have to be a depressed teenager to like it."

    A sizable group of fans, most of them tattooed and/or flannel’d and/or bandanna’d, huddled near the stage, alternately swaying, grooving, and jamming. Though the vocals were somewhat blurred (intentionally), many were able to sing along with vocalist Bobby Hecksher’s lyrics.

    Hecksher himself, more so than any of the other band members, had a commanding presence on stage. It really appeared as if the music were entering him through some aural version of osmosis. Despite the loud-but-mellow tone of the group, he rocked out as if covering only the loudest of Metallica’s canon.

    At times it seemed the group was not creating music so much as creating atmosphere, because the layering of distortion and ambient quality defined each song. Yet each song demanded attention, too. The result being that The Warlocks were at once in the foreground and the background of everyone’s ears. Which is kind of a strange sensation at a concert, one can usually either keep an interior monologue going independent of what’s on stage, or else let the music serve merely as a backdrop for conversation, as jukebox music might. But at the Turf Club, there was no escape, no reprieve. Like drinking water in a swimming pool.

    The most common description I’ve seen of their music has been, ‘neo-psychedelic.’ I’m not sure I quite know what this means, but at the same time it feels like a very apt description. The music is reminiscent of The Doors, if one were to elongate and slur every note of a given Doors song. Maybe think of a hard rock group playing as loud as they possibly can in a tunnel that produces lots of echoes, and hearing the music from outside that tunnel.

    The downside was that there was a uniform feeling to the performance. While every song was no doubt engaging, about midway through the show, it began to feel repetitive. Each piece might have started out differently now with a drumbeat, now with a solo guitar riff but once all the instruments were inevitably added into the mix, homogeneity took over. While The Warlocks have an incredibly distinct style, their sound from song to song remained somewhat the same.

    Nevertheless, it was an appealing show. The Warlocks kept dialogue to a minimum between songs (I think Hecksher said, "Thanks for coming out," once, and that’s it), letting the music stand for itself. And even if the set sometimes sounded like one long piece, their style is original enough that one can listen to it for a straight hour or so, and it still does really seem fresh most bands can’t keep that up for more than four minutes.

  • Oil Wrestling

    With consumers on the receiving end of an 87-octane enema
    for the last few months, it’s understandable that various politicians would be
    spewing forth bile-filled diatribes laying blame for the current situation
    squarely at the feet of the opposition. Democrats are accused of being so
    "unmoved by the plight of hard-working Americans, they are unwilling to do
    anything to alleviate the pain." Republicans, of course, are "in the pockets of
    oil companies" and just trying to help their cronies reap a windfall at the
    expense of honest, god-fearing, patriotic, SUV-driving Americans who want
    nothing more than to be left alone to mourn for the loss of American
    primacy in the penis wars
    .

    Yesterday our Fearless Leader called for Congress to allow drilling
    in coastal waters
    that oil companies are currently barred from exploring.
    To oil companies, America is like the girlfriend who considers the back door
    off-limits. To the callous and crass frat boys of our petroleum producers, any
    hole that may offer a payoff is one worth exploring thus setting the stage
    for the battle
    between reduced gas prices and social benefits like stable ecosystems and
    unpolluted water.

    Of course, that’s a false dichotomy.

    Given that there are 68 million acres of land that are, as
    of yet, unexplored and undeveloped by oil companies despite those lands being
    opened for drilling in within the last seven years, it’s unlikely any oil would
    be pumped in from offshore rigs within the next decade. Not to mention the
    simple fact that the 2 million barrels of oil a day potentially drawn from
    those reserves would be the proverbial drop in the bucket by the time the crude
    starts a’flowin’. Bottom line you’d be more likely to improve your economic
    position by filming your
    girlfriend playing Wii Fit in her underoos
    and parlaying that into a TRL appearance
    than by encouraging oil companies to go spelunking in coastal waters.

    So ignoring the fact that Americans would be offering up
    their most pristine and unspoiled areas of wilderness in return for Jack and
    shit, in the end it’s not a choice between reducing gas prices and preserving
    the environment. It’s a question of wasting resources while we desperately
    grasp at a dying way of life. Even though we would prefer the approach taken by
    Luke Skywalker, fervently
    denying the truth as told by Lord Vader
    , when James Earl Jones speaks the
    cold hard facts, we must listen. And the truth is, there is more economic
    benefit to be found in dedicating the money oil companies might spend to
    alternative power research, whether in cellulose biofuels, allowing food to be
    produced for eating, not fuel, renewable sources like solar or wind power, or
    cold fusion thus
    providing us with the damn flying cars
    we were promised oh so many years
    ago.

    And since Minnesota leads in cellulose ethanol
    research and has a thriving wind-power industry, this approach would allow us
    to offer a big "fuck you" to the gulf states, several of which suck down tax dollars like a
    crack-starved Tyrone
    Biggums
    . And if there’s anything a Republican respects, it’s self-sufficiency.

  • Whedon vs. Shakespeare: A Midsummer Space Odyssey

    FILM

    Serenity

    If you are a sci-fi nerd like me you’ll definitely appreciate this. If you are a Joss Whedon fan (again, like me), you’ll appreciate this even more. The 2007 cult classic based on one of my fave short-lived series, Firefly,
    comes to the big screen at the Riverview for a special three-day stint
    starting today (9:30pm), and continuing through Friday and Saturday (11:30pm both days). You needn’t
    have watched the series to get the gist of this flick; it’s a dark yet
    clear cut space adventure with old west/Mad Max flavor and lots of super-sweet special effects.
    What got me hooked on the series in the first place, though, were the
    characters. They had just the right amount of Whedon camp but were
    lovable and tough at the same time. Anyhoo, I could go on for hours
    about Whedon’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer series alone (of which I own all seven seasons, btw), so you probably don’t want to get me started.

    In related news: this is one of THE best blogs in the Twin Cities; it blends sci-fi, fashion, and occasionally, drinking.

    9:30pm, The Riverview, 3800 42nd Ave. S, Minneapolis, $7

    THEATER

    Beer, Brats, and the Bard



    The Guthrie’s modern and dazzling version of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream will
    come to a close this Sunday, so you better get in while the gettin’s
    good. This play weaves three stories of love, magic, and perception in
    a
    moonlit forest on a midsummer night; and it’s a must-see for any fan of sparkly things.
    Tonight is the perfect night to go; the Guthrie is offering a special
    ticket price of $25, which not only gets you into the show, but also
    entitles you to a pre-show party with free Brats and Beer on the patio
    at Cue, from 5:30-7:30pm.



    Call the Guthrie Box Office at 612-377-2224 and quote price code "AV" for the special deal.



    5:30 pre-show party, 7:30 show, Guthrie Theater, 818 2nd Ave. S, Minneapolis, $25

    DANCE
    TU Dance

    This local, critically acclaimed dance company
    has been around since 2004, jumping, twirling, and contorting for
    enraptured audiences far and wide. Tonight kicks off a run of eight
    physically stupendous performances at the Southern Theater. Be the
    first to see two world-premiere works by choreographer and co-founder Uri Sands
    , as well as repertory favorites by this exhilarating modern dance
    troupe. Runs Thursday-Sunday June 19th-22nd and June 26th-28th.

    8pm, Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis, $28

  • Champions with a Vengeance

    (AFP/File/Gabriel Bouys)

    NBA Finals Game #6: Los Angeles 92, Boston 131

    Series: Boston wins 4-2

    A 39-point margin in a championship-clinching game means that one team was relentlessly magnificent and the other quit early and never bothered to revive. Quite frankly, I’m shocked at how thoroughly the Celtics cut the heart out of this Lakers team, but a new champion has been crowned, so let’s stroll on the sunny side to start.

    Any coach or player will tell you that defense is a team concept and that the most important component of it is trusting all four of your teammates to make the right rotation or adjustment or decision within the prevailing scheme. The Celtics were blessed to have three perennial all-stars wholeheartedly buy into making defense the priority how often do one, or even two, actually make that commitment? and then piecing together rock-solid character guys like Posey and PJ Brown who know their roles off the bench. Add in a pair of young starters who both are far superior on defense than offense, and you have a team identity based around the most energy-intensive and yet, if you achieve that critical mass of trust and effort, energy-effective style of play. One of the hoariest cliches in all team sports is that defense wins championships. The Celtics epitomized that for the NBA this year. Of all the amazing stats in this series, the two that jump out are from last night’s first half, when the Celts so thoroughly throttled and out-hustled LA that Boston had more steals than the Lakers had field goals, and that LA missed 19 shots, going 8-27, and yet didn’t garner a single offensive rebound.

    Kevin Garnett deserves all sorts of credit for this defensive identity he was the linchpin and the physical and emotional tone-setter. But stellar defensive play from KG is not surprising, nor is it surprising from Posey, or PJ, or, except for their youthful errors, Perkins and Rondo. But Paul Pierce and Ray Allen? Has either player put together a six-game stretch of defense even remotely as effective as these Finals? (The only answer I’ll accept is Pierce on LeBron two series earlier, and that still doesn’t come *that* close to topping his D vs. LA.) The Celts built their defensive identity on trust and grit, and then dug down for another notch of intensity and telepathy in the postseason. How many people, even among those who picked Boston to win, believed that Pierce and Allen with a big dollop of Posey would be able to shut down Kobe Bryant as a passer *and* a distributor for much of this series? I will never again regard either one as mediocre, never mind soft, on defense until age inevitably takes its toll.

    As much as this was a team-wide triumph, Pierce became a superstar in this series. By that I mean that he became whatever was required, like Tim Duncan hitting that trey to beat Phoenix about 8 weeks ago to begin these playoffs. Pierce was a point guard in the best sense of the description: He recognized and reacted to the opposing defense with acute versatility, decision-making and execution. Be it distribution, penetration, long-range shooting, pick-and-roll variation, tempo shifting (calming to catalytic and back to calming), even decoy much more often than not, Pierce chose the right strategic option and then followed through brilliantly. I’d love to be inside his brain for just 24 hours, going over what I’d just done.

    Before this postseason, I always considered Allen primarily a catch-and-shoot player; against Detroit and LA, two long, quick teams, he expertly set up his jumper with dribble-drives and vice-versa. And what happened to his bad ankles 48 minutes in pivotal Game Four? Of all the Celtics, he was the most consistent.

    Posey has trailblazed one habit and reinforced another in today’s NBA. The innovation is realizing that when your opponent is striving for a continuation basket after being fouled, you can get a free lick in how does that not get adopted by practically every defensive-oriented role player? The reinforcement is being money on the trey from the baseline, Bruce Bowen style. Every contender should have a guy with ice water in his veins for that spot-up corner trey, and yet the muscle and the moxie to drive baseline into the tall timber to foster some crucial hesitation on the close-outs. If I remember, Posey was more of a elbow-beyond-the-arc three point shooter in the past; these baseline treys are perfectly suited for his temperament and skill set. FWIW, I think Ryan Gomes has great potential to be a corner-trey shooter on the Wolves, continuing the franchise’s modest but noble tradition of Sam Mitchell, Malik Sealy, and back to Mitchell (and no, Tod Murphy doesn’t count).

    Of all the Big 3, Kevin Garnett elevated his game the least in the Finals. But then KG had the smallest distance to his ceiling, having finished third in the MVP voting and having already achieved MVP status four years ago. I made my feelings known about KG my favorite current NBA player in a three-pointer after Game Four. His shout-out to ‘Sota was meant for many readers of this blog, and you know who you are. As a player with a deserved rep for being amped to the max under pedestrian circumstances, it was a kick watching him trying to channel it all with Michelle Tafoya at the end of the game last night, and funny watching Stuart Scott nervously give him the once over on the awards podium after the game, then decide he didn’t want to risk a live interview. As much as I enjoyed the ‘Sota mention, the words that brought goosebumps were, "I’m certified! I’m certified! What you gonna say now?! We made it Mom!" He took that monkey off his back and tossed it in Kevin McHale’s direction.

    I won’t waste much time talking about the Lakers because it isn’t worth much time. I will concede that I overrated them *twice* at the beginning of the series and then after Game Five, when Gasol and Odom showed a pulse in the paint and I thought they were gathering some momentum of the their own that might create some space for Kobe to operate on the perimeter for games six and (if necessary) seven. Speaking of burdens to bear, before this series there were whispers that Odom was flighty and Gasol was soft. After their shocking display of mutual enervation, people aren’t bothering to lower their voices when questioning their desire and grit now. These guys aren’t inexperienced like Perkins or Rondo; Odom is 28 and has been in the league 8 years; Gasol will turn 28 in three weeks and has 6 years in the NBA plus time in Europe. They’re not finished products, necessarily, but both fell into an ideal situation with the other plus Kobe sharing the court. They not only should be flourishing, they should be imposing their remarkable athletic skills on their opponents.

    Instead, in an elimination game last night, Odom had *zero field goals* after three quarters. Gasol had four turnovers in the *first quarter,* and, in the signature presaging moment of the night, was flattened by Garnett, who turned around and gently tossed it in the hoop with no whistle while Pau was prone. When KG is the more brutish player down low, it is time to go to your bench.

    Will Gasol and Odom recover f
    rom this stain? Too soon to tell. But their Finals will be defined by ugly memories of lackluster performances until and unless they ever get a chance to rewrite the crunchtime script.

    Let’s not sugarcoat it: The Lakers were a very unlikeable team in this series. I understand the venom emanating from Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry, because, as one who picked LA to win this series, I felt it myself. They played stupid, selfish, uncaring basketball. Vlad Rad, Vujacic and Farmar were absolutely dreadful they didn’t guard anybody worth a damn, they eschewed the extra pass (Vujacic and Farmar actually bickered over backcourt touches in the NBA Finals!) exercised terrible shot selection, and pretended passion in a manner so blatantly superficial you wanted to get right in their faces and shout WTF?!

    On that score, Phil Jackson needed to caffeinate the zen with a little fire and brimstone. Normally I’d be a little shy about dispensing advice to a guy with nine rings, but I can’t imagine anything I’d suggest working less well than whatever it was Jackson was trying to instill in his crew the past six games.

    And Kobe Bryant? Let’s brand him the Dirk Nowitzki of 2008 and call it a season.

  • It's a Mystery

    Very
    occasionally, this critic can get it all wrong. Looking at the
    bespectacled electronic trio (black rectangular frames, black
    rectangular frames, and ’80s nerd chic frames) with their unobtrusive
    fashion (jeans, jeans, and khakis), I drew a few conclusions. Later, I
    asked keyboardist Ryan Olcott whether I had Mystery Palace figured out.

    Erin Roof: Are you vegans?

    Ryan Olcott: No. We’re conscientious about what we eat, but no.

    ER: Do you drive hybrid cars?

    RO:
    I wish we did. That’s a good goal. But, unfortunately not. I’m driving
    a mini van right now, and it gets OK mileage, but its a far cry from
    anything economically and environmentally sound.

    ER: Do you appreciate Moby for his technique?

    RO:
    I hope Moby doesn’t read this. I respect him, but I’m not a fan of Moby’s
    music. We were labelmates for a little bit, but no… I have a loose
    affiliation with Moby, very loose, he wouldn’t know who I am.

    In
    other words, no. I struck out. Then again, it’s difficult to fit
    Mystery Palace into the neatly manicured categories music writers love
    to use. The laid back electronica sounds a lot like Hot Chip if they
    took a night off from the club hits. The music blurs the line between
    ambient techno and pop, yet it’s not either. With live drums, a
    keyboard, and a bass, it’s an odd conglomeration to tack any label onto.

    "We’re
    kind of in between this experimental faction and pop," Olcott explains.
    "We’re just treading this fine line of what our audience is."

    This
    is the biggest problem, he says. Music lovers tend to like one genre or
    another. For a hybrid band like Mystery Palace, it can be difficult to
    find its footing.

    "[Our
    audience are] the experimental electronic kids that appreciate a pop
    song and really like it," Olcott says. "But for the most part, those
    kids don’t. They want to hear atonalities and dissonance and what not.
    Even though that’s where we come from, we’ve kind of alienated that
    crowd almost because we’re kind of a pop band. But the pop scene is
    still warming up to us because we’re not like a guitar band."

    If
    the band had to drag around a genre, it would be that catch all phrase
    "indie" because, as Olcott happily espouses, Mystery Palace has its
    main component: a lack of technique.

    "A
    key thing in indie music is that element of innocence I think that
    really connects with the indie crowd," he says. "That charming sense of
    ‘We’re just having a good time, but don’t know what the hell we’re
    doing.’ That’s the endearing quality of indie music. Me, personally, I
    lack a lot of keyboard technique. Ask me to sit down behind a piano and
    play an A tune and I’ll be like, ‘What?’ We lack the element of
    technique, but we also have a great amount of technique. I have a
    technique as a producer to create a sound, to envision a sound. As far
    as, like, playing, performance technique, I’m about as indie as it gets."

    One
    aspect that does define Mystery Palace is its penchant for
    experimentation. Olcott employs a method called circuit bending, which
    he describes as "the art of the creative malfunction." Much like
    classical composer John Cage plucked piano strings and discovered
    methods of playing instruments outside their intended uses, Olcott uses
    a rewired keyboard to elicit the strange "clicks and bleeps" that
    anchor his music. While Mystery Palace’s songs may be bleeping, they
    are not bleating. It’s music that could accompany listeners throughout
    the day– happy to be the soundtrack to morning cups of coffee,
    commutes, and lingering moments before sleep. It’s about enhancing life
    through layers of stark emotion. It’s not flashy, but it’s not to be
    ignored.

    It’s non-confrontational, just like the band’s approach to its performance.

    "I’m
    never the guy on stage who’s hyping the crowd or getting in people’s
    face. I’m just not into that. It’s cheesy," Olcott says. "I try to be
    as mellow as I possibly can on stage. The way I write is pretty abstract
    lyrically and musically, so any emotion I would portray on stage would
    definitely have an influence on how people connect to the music. I
    don’t want to do that. I want the music to kind of like evoke a
    response on a personal level. So the way I act on stage, the way we all
    act on stage, we downplay it all because we don’t want any of that to
    misrepresent the sound."

    Whatever genre-bending style Mystery Palace plays, it’s the music that matters.

  • Flame: Not the Usual Mall Restaurant

    photo by Denis Jeong

    I stopped by for lunch at Flame at the Rosedale Mall. I
    might be biased, because the owners the same people who own Mission American
    Kitchen
    , Atlas Grill, and Via are friends of mine, but I liked it. It isn’t
    the place I would go if I were planning an intimate bistro dinner by
    candlelight, but then again, if I were in Roseville and looking for an intimate
    bistro dinner, I would be plain out of luck. There is a whole row of
    restaurants on the back end of Rosedale, and what stands out about Flame is
    that it is the only one that isn’t a chain restaurant — California Pizza
    Kitchen, Big Bowl, Romano’s Macaroni Grill, Granite City, Chipotle, Potbelly.

    (Note to readers: I just previewed the published version of this blog post, and it looks like the odds are pretty good that you will be looking at this positive write-up of Flame side-by-side with an ad for Flame, which might lead you to conclude that there was some kind of connection between the two. There isn’t.)

    Flame does follow the mall restaurant formula, right down to
    the logos and uniforms, but it actually has more personality than its
    cookie-cutter neighbors. The theme is "cooking with fire," so I expected to see
    meat on spits, but instead the fire-roasting theme is
    symbolically represented by a row of roaring gas torches, mounted above the
    open kitchen. The fire-roasted meats are a legacy of the Atlas, where chef Abbas
    Shahbazi serves delicious Persian-inspired beef and lamb kabobs, as well as fish and
    chicken, fire-roasted over a 1200 degree grill.

    The menu is basically updated meat-and-potatoes, with a
    smattering of other flavors. The starters include a ceviche made with grilled
    shrimp and smoked scallops ($8.95), and a barbecued shrimp skillet in a creamy
    barbecue sauce with grilled baguette ($8.95). There are a couple of pasta
    entrees as well: pappardelle with smoked chicken and crimini mushrooms
    ($12.95), and penne marinara with bacon and fresh tomatoes ($10.95)

    Prices are very reasonable: On the dinner menu, except for
    the $21.95 filet mignon, everything is under $20, and there are a lot of
    choices for under $15, including the half rotisserie chicken ($12.95), broiled
    Alaskan cod ($13.95), and eight-hour pot roast ($14.95). The rotisserie
    chicken, roast beef and baby-back ribs are all offered as platters for four,
    six or eight ($49.95 / $77.95/ $99.95 for dinner; less for lunch) with 2-4 side
    dishes, which works out to less than $13 per person (or less than $11 per
    person for lunch). The lunch menu is similar, with lower prices, fewer steaks
    and an expanded list of burgers and sandwiches, most under $10.

    I enjoyed my
    lunchtime plate of rotisserie beef ($11.95 lunch / $13.95 dinner) juicy
    slices of slow-roasted beef, served with a choice of two sides; I opted for
    the green beans and cheddar hashbrowns
    and took home enough for an ample lunch the next day.

    Flame is one of the few non-chain restaurants that will
    participate in the Rotary Club of Roseville’s first annual Taste of Rosefest on
    Thursday, June 26, in the Muriel Sahlin
    Arboretum. Other participants include Ol’ Mexico, Old Chicago, Axel’s
    Charhouse, Baker’s Square, Schroeder’s Bar & Grill, the Outback Steakhouse,
    and a bunch more. For a complete list and other details, visit www.taste-of-rosefest.com, or call
    651-204-9209.

  • Psychedelic Angels and Jazz Hands

    GALLERIES
    Twin Cities Jazz Festival Art Party

    Join The Rake, along with KBEM Jazz 88 and Artisan Vineyards, for a special edition of Gallery Grooves. Tonight the Twin Cities Jazz Festival kicks off with a snazzy art party featuring festival artist, Christopher E. Harrison.
    The poster design for the 10th Annual Festival will be revealed, and
    you’ll get plenty of visual stimulation via the artwork of Richard
    Simonson, Westy Copeland, and Leah Lundgaard. The actual
    festival kicks off Thursday at the Orpheum Theater and continues
    through the 29th at various locations throughout the Twin Cities. The
    perfect opportunity to rock a beret without seeming pretentious!

    7-9pm, Your Art’s Desire Gallery, 12928 Minnetonka Blvd, Minnetonka, Free

    MUSIC

    The Black Angels

    Psychedelic cool cats The Black Angels
    land at the Turf Club this evening for a fuzz-fueled trip-out. Hailing
    from Austin, Texas, these boys are no strangers to rocking out the right way; add
    two awesome full-length albums, three 7" singles, and one
    soon-to-be-collectible EP, and you’ve got a recipe for very
    well-deserved buzz. Tonight’s show at the Turf will definitely be
    packed, so travel light and expect to get shaken up — rock ‘n’ roll
    style. Want to make an evening of it? Try dinner at nearby Taste of Thailand. I am mainly recommending this because I’ve been thinking about eating Pad Thai for about three days now.

    8pm, The Turf Club, 1601 University Ave, St. Paul, $12

    THEATER
    Skewed Visions presents JASPER JOHNS

    Have you ever looked at a painting hanging in a museum and thought I
    could make that?
    Well, there’s often more than meets the eye. Renowned
    local theater company Skewed Visions presents Jasper Johns, an original study of the influential American contemporary artist by Charles Campbell, Gulgun Kayim, and Sean Kelley-Pegg. Selected Johns
    paintings will be centerpiece for this unusual performance, which uses
    the framed proscenium stage at the Ritz as its apt backdrop.

    8pm, The Ritz Theater, 345 13th Avenue NE, Northeast Minneapolis, $18

     

  • Sci Fi Nerds and Bee Gees' Love Children

    Forget what the press says. Devonte Hynes does not look like AIDS.

    "It’s
    pretty harsh," Hynes says about the cruelest comment published about
    him. "’You look like a terminal illness. You look like death. I don’t
    know what AIDS looks like."

    It
    definitely isn’t him. Decked out in cut-off short shorts, a faux fur
    hat, and white tube socks, Hynes looks more like a fashion misfit.
    Strumming a duct-tape adorned acoustic guitar with a Star Wars sticker,
    he also boldly professes his love of science fiction. But it’s OK. Some
    of the best music was written by misfits and nerds. Hynes’s new album,
    under the moniker Lightspeed Champion, is an easy favorite in the
    I’m-so-nerdy-I’m-hip category. Songs like "Galaxy of the Lost" and
    "Everyone I Know is Listening to Crunk" are as catchy as they are
    endearing. With a flutter of wind instruments, acoustic guitars, and
    effects kept to a minimum, Lightspeed Champion is a far cry from the
    out of control screamo act, Test Icicles, that brought Hynes notoriety
    among the UK’s indie elite.

    "I’ve
    kind of always been solo and occasionally I would play as a band,"
    Hynes says. "When I play with a band, it’s always one specific type of
    thing, and if [Test Icicles did] more than one record, it probably
    would have changed genre. I could have put out seven different albums
    of different genres. There was more of a dance based thing, like a Daft
    Punky thing, there was hip hop, there was stuff similar to Test
    Icicles. [Lightspeed Champion] was originally going to be more grunge
    based. As it took longer and longer to the point where I was going to
    record, I decided I wanted to challenge myself. I stripped away the
    guitars."

    Lightspeed Champion’s on-stage act draws closer its heavier origins. Some songs may stray from the acoustic versions on Falling Off the Lavender Bridge,
    yet there is also a violinist–one who performed a note-perfect
    rendition of the Star Wars theme. It strikes a balance between Hynes’s
    musical extremes. One part that doesn’t change is his charming allure.
    Hynes’s on-stage banter hops from subject to subject, including bowling,
    his preference for Michael Jackson over Prince, and a simple, "What
    have you been doing today." He has a natural comraderie with the
    audience, almost as if he could hop from the stage and sling his arms
    across the strangers amidst his artful crescendos and witticisms and
    his "too many solos."

    "I
    tend to do way too many guitar solos," Hynes says. "It’s something that
    gradually, gradually got worse throughout touring. They’re just so fun.
    They’re the best thing ever." But some may say there are never enough.

    The
    Explorers Club would probably disagree. They sunny Beach Boys-loving
    seven piece fits its multi-layered harmonies and composition so
    tightly, a solo would be nearly undiscernible in its wall of sound. The
    opening act boasts at times four guitars, two keyboards, drums, a
    mandolin, a tamborine and sleighbells. Can’t forget those sleighbells.
    With an early ’60s sound and a look like the love children of the Bee
    Gees and Lynyrd Skynyrd, the South Carolina band claims influences from
    The Beatles, The Zombies, the Beach Boys, and Chuck Berry.

    Most of them cite an early appreciation for oldies. For guitarist Jason Brewer, it was The Beatles.

    "I
    listened to The Beatles a lot as a kid, like all the time," he says. "I
    had like every Beatles album on cassette. If I was a good kid and did
    my chores, loaded the dishwasher, my mom and dad would give me a
    Beatles tape. Instead of giving me money, I said, ‘I want music.’ We
    listened to a lot of church music, too, because my parents were both
    choir directors."

    Gospel
    shows itself frequently in The Explorers Club’s music, as does the
    swinging rock of Elvis Presley. He was keyboardist Stefan Rogenmoser’s
    introduction to music.

    "When
    I was a kid, I had this Elvis tape," he says. "When we first bought it,
    my mom got it at WalMart or something, and they had these tape
    security cases, this plastic. The lady popped it open, it went flying up
    in the air, and I caught it just before it hit the ground. I played it
    so much the tape broke. All my friends were listening to Green Day’s Dookie. It was a couple years before I got into that stuff. I was just rocking out to Elvis."

    It’s
    this retro influence that sets The Explorers Club apart. In an era that
    finds bands strip mining New Wave and grunge, few go as far back as the
    early ’60s, relegating it to being their "parents’ music." The Explorers
    Club wants listeners to remember that even our parents were once hip.
    Likewise, the band rejects rock’s ultra-suave attitude.

    "We’re
    a very family friendly little band," Brewer says. "We’re not the kind
    of band where you walk in and you think, ‘Man, this makes me feel cool.’
    We just want to make you have fun."

    They’re
    the kind of band that appeals to people of all ages, or as guitarist
    Dave Ellis likes to put it, "zygotes and zombies, man." The Explorers
    Club’s first full length, Freedom Wind, dropped last month.
    It’s a sunny record best listened to in May through early September.
    Nothing says summer like cheery harmonies and jangly hand percussion.
    More sleighbells, please.

  • A Knight for a Day

    Giving a sharp sword to a hyper-ass eight-year-old boy goes against all parental logic. But
    that’s exactly what happened at the "Knight for a Day Camp," a place
    where kids are whole-heartedly encouraged to go completely medieval.

    The
    "Knight for a Day" summer camp was put on by The Oakeshott Institute, a
    Twin Cities foundation that promotes the interest of ancient arms,
    armor, and legends, through hands-on education. The Oakeshott Institute, nestled in a remodeled 1880s church, is a virtual Hogwarts Academy right in the middle of Dinkytown. Ever
    since Harry Potter rode in on his magic broomstick, whipping up a wand-waving fever, children of all ages have been looking for
    mythical activities to partake in. To accommodate all
    these eager Muggles, the Oakeshott faculty has put together a Viking
    and chivalry summer course as an alternative to the usual park-board fodder of hula hoops and endless games of tag-you’re-it.

    On
    a recent Friday morning, I watched weapons instructor Galan Poor, a
    wiry young man with a huge thicket of hair so wild it looked like it
    might come alive and talk, stand before a captivated classroom of
    children and teach them the art of war.

    "Get me a sword!" Mr. Poor told his assistant. A
    college intern then raced to a glass case housing a treasure chest
    of ancient killing devices that included a sword used in the First
    Crusade. Amongst the axes, spears, and daggers, a rusted Viking sword was chosen and handed to Mr. Poor. He
    demonstrated to the class how the Vikings used a chopping and hacking
    motion, and not the sharp-pointed fencing-style attack that has been
    made popular in movies. In long elaborate swoops, Poor gently brought the blade down on a dummy’s neck and wrists.

    "Hack here to cut off his hand!" explained Poor. "Hack it like a piece of tough meat. And swoop down to cut off his foot!"

    The blade made a slight ting as he connected with the metal rings of the chain mail draped over the dummy. The
    class sat still as crows on a wire, anxiously awaiting their turn to
    engage each other and pretend to have their own limbs hacked off. It wasn’t exactly a game of kickball.

    Mr. Poor then moved to a dry erase board, where he gave a detailed NFL style play-by-play of Friday’s lesson: The Shield Wall. The
    kids were going to reenact the legendary 1066 Battle of Hastings, where
    the Anglo-Saxons held off an entire Norman army by standing atop a hill
    and forming a tight barrier with their shields. The kids learned all about the war for England’s crown, the ancient art of defense, and the physics of the Shield Wall: If
    the shields were lined up correctly, even these little runts would be
    able to withstand the mightiest of blows (in this case, rubber dodge
    balls.) A dozen boys were so enthralled in the lesson
    about flaming arrows and knights on horseback that there was no mention
    of boobies, wieners, or farts, which is the holy trinity of discussion
    amongst pubescent boys.

    The
    campers had spent the entire week building helmets, shields, and chain
    mail and were finally ready to use their wares in action. Today was battle day.

    With
    the boom-boom base of low riders bumping down Como Avenue as a
    backdrop, Van Cleve Park near the University of Minnesota campus became
    the battleground for the thrown of England. On a small grassy knoll, the kids formed a Shield Wall using wooden replica shields that had authentic paint and art design. A tiny kid, who resembled Chicken Little in every way but the beak, pounded his shield and howled with rage. A big lunker of a ten year old stood in the middle and smirked, "This is soooooooo Brave Heart."

    Rubber balls flew through across the park and tagged the Shield Wall, filling the air with a sharp slapping sound. The
    inner city tuffs playing pick-up ball on the basketball court adjacent
    to the fields stopped their game to watch the mayhem exploding all
    around the children. A camper with shaggy, summer-streaked hair bent his knees and deflected the balls being thrown at him from the camp councilors. He yelled out in delight as the balls ricocheted off him and back down the hill. The big kid in the middle shouted out, "Hold the wall! Hold the wall!"

    After twenty minutes, the kids were spent and Battle of Hastings turned into a glorious massacre. The
    runts stationed at the corners of the Shield Wall grew tired and were
    picked off. The wall loosened and all the kids were bombarded with
    rubber balls. The history lesson was lost as one solitary Velcro shoe was shot into the summer sky as a sign for peace. The kids crumbled to the grass in theatrical mock death.

    But a lone girl kept the battle alive. She stood amongst the wiggling bodies of her fallen comrades and tried her best to soldier on. Seven balls came at her and she was comically peppered in the head, stomach, and leg. She wailed with sheer joy.

    "She
    would’ve cried for days if I had sent her to soccer camp like the rest
    of the kids," Maggie Swanson’s mom said about her courageous daughter. "But she loves this."

    The beleaguered campers took a break and sat in a shady grove of trees. Then
    a burly instructor laid out spears with tennis balls on the tips and
    boasted with a great Hail Caesar flair, "Let the Children play with
    spears!"

    The kids sprang up, grabbed spears, and bolted through the park. A gangly boy, who couldn’t throw a ball to save his life, chucked a spear and hit a target dead on. Congratulatory cheers rang out as chivalry was brought back to the Twin Cities.

     

  • Borges on Bloom

    The introduction to this week’s Poem Worth Reading is taken from Bart Schneider’s forthcoming novel, the highly Minneapolized The Man in the Blizzard:

    "Sometimes I wonder why Americans are as afraid of poetry as they are of al-Qaeda. Screw the ones who’ve decided that poetry’s an effete enterprise. Let ‘em party with the homophobes. It’s the others who concern me, the folks who claim they don’t get it, who think they’re too dumb to read poetry. Thing is, they’re not willing to be dumb enough. That’s their problem. If you want to get inside a poem, you need to dumb down your senses. That’s where the receptors are. You need to accept that you don’t know. Why should you know? What’s the matter with a little mystery? They think the poem’s a theorem. If they can’t solve it, if they can’t control it, then they’re afraid of it. It’s so American to want it all or nothing. If you can’t conquer it, what good is it? Americans have become so frozen with fear, they’ve lost their sense of play. It’s time to lighten up and lower our expectations. It’s time to rediscover our basic fluency. If a man’s not fluent, if he ain’t got flow, what chance does he have to converse with his soul?"

    Isn’t that kind of great?

    And now the actual poem. In honor of Bloomsday, which celebrates James Joyce’s Ulysses every June 16 (the date of the book’s action), I’m posting a piece by Jorge Luis Borges dedicated to Joyce. Here goes:

    Invocation to Joyce

    Scattered over scattered cities,
    alone and many
    we played at being that Adam
    who gave names to all living things.
    Down the long slopes of night
    that border on the dawn,
    we sought (I still remember) words
    for the moon, for death, for the morning,
    and for man’s other habits.
    We were imagism, cubism,
    the conventicles and sects
    respected now by credulous universities.
    We invented the omission of punctuation
    and capital letters,
    stanzas in the shape of a dove
    from the libraries of Alexandria.
    Ashes, the labor of our hands,
    and a burning fire our faith.
    You, all the while,
    in cities of exile,
    in that exile that was
    your detested and chosen instrument,
    the weapon of your craft,
    erected your pathless labyrinths,
    infinitesmal and infinite,
    wondrously paltry,
    more populous than history.
    We shall die without sighting
    the twofold beast or the rose
    that are the center of your maze,
    but memory holds the talismans,
    its echoes of Virgil,
    and so in the streets of night
    your splendid hells survive,
    so many of your cadences and metaphors,
    the treasures of your darkness.
    What does our cowardice matter if on this earth
    there is one brave man,
    what does sadness matter if in time past
    somebody thought himself happy,
    what does my lost generation matter,
    that dim mirror,
    if your books justify us?
    I am the others. I am those
    who have been rescued by your pains and care.
    I am those unknown to you and saved by you.

    Translated by Norman Thomas di Giovanni