Category: Blog Post

  • Last Chance

    I’ve been remiss: there are two fascinating films in town, and tonight’s your last chance to one of them. Unfortunately, I can’t speak to Death of a President, as I’m going to tonight’s 7:15 show, but I’ll weigh in on it tomorrow–it’s around for another week.

    So I’m hoping, gentle readers, that you go instead to a film that I believe will someday be a B-movie classic, in line with many of the great 50s noirs: 13 Tzameti. There is one showing, at 9:00 tonight, at the Lagoon. Tzameti is a movie of surprising power and tension, well acted (not a requirement in a B-movie), and a treatise for beginning filmmakers on exactly how to make a movie on the cheap. Focus on your characters, on your plot, keep your actors engaged, and can the fancy stuff until you get your hands on a real budget. I’m already dreaming of the day, hopefully in the not-too-distant future, when I’m walking the midnight streets of some forlorn city, Detroit or L.A. or New York, and I come across this little flick at some run down theater in a bad part of town. If all went well it would be raining afterward, and I’d spend the next few hours in an overlit coffee shop, watching the nightowls and thinking of poor Sebastien and his fate.

    Since this may never happen, you owe it to yourself to stay up late this evening with 13 Tzameti.

  • Putumayo's Acoustic Africa: The All-Stars

    Now, there’s a show I wish I had the ticket to see ‘n hear! Love the sound of an acoustic guitar… Love Habib Koite.

    But I’m actually going to see Death of a President tonight… Finally. And because I’ve already written plenty about that flick, I figured I’d just put tonight’s happening-est music event front ‘n center. I find I’m a bit behind on my moviegoing as of late, in any case. And so I’m trying to pour energy there. I just got around to seeing Marie Antoinette for heaven’s sake! And I’m afraid I had to give that my thumbs down. Way down. This was about the most amateurish piece of art I’ve ever seen–from Dunst’s premature gazing into the camera, well before we felt any sort of empathy for the character (if we ever felt it at all), to the Chuck Taylors tucked amidst the queen’s stash. Having loved Sophia Coppola’s other films, The Virgin Suicides and Lost In Translation, I’ve been taking mental inventory ever since. Was I seduced by a pretty girl who trails off her sentences? Pretty clothes? (Wouldn’t be the first time.)

  • Meat and Fish

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    Sausage

    Sausage Sisters! I know how you love them at the Mpls Farmers Market, with their cute little hats and funky sausage treats. Well, now that the market is over you can still get your sistah fix. First of all, they’re having a Sausage Garage Sale (which sounds kinda funkish, but they are professionals) on November 4th from 11am-2pm at Sister Cherie’s house in Bryn Mawr (229 Upton Ave S, 612-986-7298). Secondly, they deliver in the metro and as far a-field as Buffalo, for cryin’ in the barn! And lastly, don’t forget to check out their gift boxes…I’m thinking the Poppa Joe Breakfast Box (sausages, Sturdiwheat pancake mix, pure maple syrup for under $30) ia an appropriate delivery for Christmas morning.

    Fish

    Apparently, eating fish isn’t the only way to make you smarter. Through The Oceanaire Seafood Room’s website, you can learn about different species of fish, what their flavor profiles are like and where in the world they swim. Bigger bonus, the checkmarks on the menu page are updated to reflect the fresh fish that are actually in the restaurant. So if you are a Coho Salmon lover or, like me, often dream of Opah you can check the page and head on down. I hope they soon do the same for oysters (mmmmmm…Malpeque).

  • Twang we can all get behind

    Easy! Go check out the westerly soulful Hacienda Brothers at the Calhoun Square Famous Dave’s.

  • Vote for the Anti-Anti-Christ


    “It’s worth being the Anti-Christ if I get to wear this great hat.”

    In a hilarious bout of turn around is fair play, it seems that some Christians (if you count Roman Catholics as Christians–some don’t, you know) are upset that Michele Bachmann’s sect of the Lutheran Church regards the Pope as the Anti-Christ. Here are the exact words: “We identify the Antichrist as the Papacy. This is an historical judgment based on Scripture.” While you’re on the WELS site, be sure to read their take on Halloween, too.)

    Of course, Michele’s “people” reject that interpretation. I think their position goes something like, “Any Catholic who votes for my particular form of religious bigotry can be saved, just like me.”

    She may not phrase it exactly that way, though.

  • Where Was This Guy Two Years Ago?

    It seems as though John Kerry sure isn’t taking the high road any more when attacked by the Republicans. In a NY Times story just posted in the last half hour, Kerry has some choice words for Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh and the rest.

    If he’d talked like this two years ago, who knows what would have happened.

    This is, of course, just another instance of the Dems not allowing themselves to be “Swift Boated” any more. Patty Wetterling’s campaign of accusing Michele Bachmann of being for tax increases is my personal highlight so far, although Amy Klobuchar’s immediate response to Mark Kennedy’s clumsy assertions about her health care policy is a close second. It looks like both sides can play with Karl Rove’s playbook.

    As my father once said to me, “It doesn’t do you any good to quote the Marquis de Queensbury rules to someone who is kicking you in the groin.” Looks like the Dems are finally getting that message.

  • And the best costume goes to…

    I figured I’d toss off a few of tonight’s costume contests for those who’ve actually poured some thought and energy into their getups: For one, the Minnesota Opera’s Tales of Hoffman performance comes replete with a costume contest. (And just who got to raid that department?) The rock ‘n’ roll versions are at the T-Rock, Bryant Lake Bowl, Fine Line, and First Ave. What am I missing?

    I won’t be partaking in any of tonight’s festivities (although I do want to see the opera). I already got dolled up in the requisite sexy digs this past weekend (Austin Powers-era Beyonce), and won’t be putting my self-esteem through that ever again. Happy Halloween, in any case! And ladies, do y’selves a favor and lay off the pleather and thigh-highs!

  • Edible 80's

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    My 16-year-old daughter has a new interest in The Ramones and The Clash. She also has a huge Ferris Bueller poster in her room.

    It’s odd when the things of your past become the fascination of a new generation. I’m just glad she can’t get a hold of most of the food I ate in the 80’s.

    Magic Shell Ice Cream Coating
    Chocolate sauce that hardens into a shell on your ice cream. Tasted and looked like plastic.
    McDonals’s McDLT
    Strange attempt at a freshburger. They came in an odd styrofoam container that separated the meat from the lettuce and tomato to keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold.
    California Coolers/Bartle & Jaymes
    Wine coolers. Yes, in 2 litre bottles. Yes, with a fake id.
    Astro-Pop
    Cone shaped lollipop with three layers of flavor.
    Five-Alive Juice
    Mixed from concentrate, a five juice blend. It tasted like fruit punch.
    King Vitamin
    I was never allowed sugar cereals, even this one that was supposed to be “good for you” so I ate this at my friend Lori’s house.
    New York Seltzer
    We thought we were so healthy, so cool drinking seltzer with a hint of flavor. It was basically clear pop.
    Fruzen Gladje
    I think it was like frozen yoghurt or something. I just liked the name.
    Giggles Cookies
    Remember the Oreo-like cookies with the laughing faces? We used to pull them apart and stick them to the walls.
    Hostess Puddin’ Pies
    Where are those puddin’ pies now, I could really go for one.
    SizzleLean
    “Move over bacon, now there’s something leaner!”
    Steak-Ums
    Flat, frozen meat-sheets in a box. I never really liked these, but I think my sister did.
    Pop Shoppe, Rondo, and Shasta (I want a thrill, I want wow, I want it all, I want it now! I want a pop…I want a ….Shasta!)
    Wrapples
    I forced these on my own kids one year. It’s the sheet of caramel that you wrap over an apple, jam a popsicle stick in the top, and bake in the oven for easy caramel-apples. Chewy, eeewwy, and lame.

  • A happy monday…

    It’s Monday, so I ought to reiterate that there are TWO short-term movie runs going on this week: 13 Tzameti at the Lagoon and Death of a President at Oak Street. (I already mentioned that second thing, I know. And no, I haven’t seen it yet… I’m just really intrigued, that’s all.)

    But there are actually a bunch of other cool things going on, should you want to venture out on this nice weather day. The pretty fabulous Pretty Girls Make Graves is at the Triple Rock. There’s also an ode to Cole Porter going on at Rossi’s tonight; and it stars some excellent Twin Cities musicians like Maud Hixon and Arne Fogel. As with every Monday, Thirst Theater‘s going on at Jitter’s. And, if you count this, there’s a book signing with Senator Barack Obama at Borders Block E at noon.

  • The Sweetest Little Horror Comedy You Ever Saw

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    It’s funny, it’s sexy, it’s beautiful and filled with a deep sympathy for its characters that’s rare in comedy… it’s none other than Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein! Tonight, at the Central Library, the Friends is bestowing us with the gift of this lovely film tonight at 7:00. I loved this movie as a kid, wishing to God that I could have hair like Gene Wilder’s, glasses like Frederick Frankenstein, and a girl like Teri Garr. Easily Brooks’ best film, and a joy, no doubt, on the big screen!