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  • Movies of the Afterlife: A Worthless Review of a Film You Will Never Be Able to See

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    The Immortal Story, 1968. Written and directed by Orson Welles, from a novella by Isak Dinesen (Karen Blixen). Starring Jeanne Moreau, Roger Coggio, Norman Eshley, and Orson Welles.

    With our books and interviews, our videotapes and compact discs, we can try to reach back in time and speak with a dead man when we are confused. We can sit late at night and watch a movie so blurry and off-color we wonder if we’re not locked in some deep cave on another planet, or in another lifetime, the faint signal of some desperate soul, alive or dead, trying to communicate on some profound level. With The Immortal Story, made for French television by an old man who was once in love with Karen Blixen, Orson Welles set aside much of his tricky shots, his excessive thespianship, and gave us a story that shakes us to the core, and makes watching film almost unbearable.

    In the city of Macao, there is an old man named Mr. Clay. Once, ages ago, he gypped his partner out of his share of their fortune; the partner eventually committed suicide. Now an ancient man who sits amongst his wealth, Clay has lapsed into ruminating. Unable to sleep, he asks his bookkeeper, Mr. Levinsky, to read to him from the day’s receipts in order to eventually fall asleep. Clay wonders if there is nothing more than business to occupy one’s time, and Levinsky pulls a crumpled bible tract from his pocket and reads to him from the prophet Isaiah. But Clay is baffled: what is this prophecy? Ridiculousness, that’s what–nothing should be written that has not happened. Then he remembers an odd story:

    Once, there was a destitute sailor resting on a curb in a seaside town. A wealthy man in a cart pulls up and asks him if he would like to earn five guineas–a fortune. The sailor agrees, and the man takes the poor fellow to his home. There the sailor is fed from silver trays and crystal goblets, everything lit by candles on gold candlesticks. The old man complains that he has not long to live, that he would like to bequeath his millions to a child, but has no child, only a young wife. After dinner, the young man is led into the bedroom, where rests the wife…

    At this point the clerk interrupts to say that he has heard the story: everyone has. It’s as ubiquitous as it is apocryphal. Banging his cane on the marble floor, Clay makes his demand: I want this to happen to someone in real life.

    And so the story goes: Levinsky, armed with hundreds of guineas, convinces Virginie, the daughter of Clay’s dead partner, to pretend to be his wife. Later, a sailor is enlisted to make love to the ‘wife’, who is much older than the young man. But it matters not, for he is enthralled, having spent the better part of his teenage years (he is seventeen) stranded on a desert island, wishing for a love like hers.

    In the end, after the story is consummated, the sailor is forced to return to his ship and leave his love behind. He will never tell his story to a living soul, for who would believe it? Besides, it is his, to cherish in his heart forever.

    When it is over, Mr. Clay is dead. Levinsky is out of a job, and sits listening to a story inside a conch shell that the sailor has left behind. Virginie, standing in the distance, looks for her lover in vain.

    What are we to take from this? Supposedly, Welles fell in love with Blixen from reading her work, and once even traveled to Denmark to meet her. He would have been young; she would have been in her forties. Unable to bring himself to make her acquaintance (he knew the power of imagination versus real life), Orson spent decades writing her a love letter, which he never delivered. He repaid her with this film.

    Or so Welles tells us. For, like everything of his, it could be nothing more than beautiful embellishment. Which is often enough.

    For with every story we watch, with every movie and television show, ask yourself if we erode the importance of the life we lead to the point where real life becomes nothing more than a painful reach toward dreamland? Or does the story enrich our understanding of life, turning pain and heartbreak, the desire for that which is unattainable into a thing which can be understood and endured? Welles refused to discuss this little movie, ignoring its obvious connection to his life as a storyteller. Or a lover.

    But The Immortal Story defies this analysis, anyway. It is slow, uneven, harshly lit, and probably unavailable to any but the most passionate and dogged of Welles’ admirers (it took me forever to get my copy, which, like a dream, will leave me in a matter of days). Scary in its implication, The Immortal Story spins in the nether regions of the film world, a dark ex-planet like Pluto, ignored, but majestic in its own mysterious way. Like the young sailor, I remain baffled and afraid and, ultimately, moved.

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  • Movements of the Internal Being

    Somedays one can’t bring herself to write about the on-the-town junket she could and should be taking–in a perfect, more energized world. I am a woman, see, and so my universe is ruled by guilt. And it just feels really baaaaad sometimes, you know, to plug a show that I myself wouldn’t want to go to… A quick perusal of the events calendar is telling me tonight’s that kinda night. I am but a theater geek, a clotheshorse, a lover of poetry and fashion magazines, and, when it comes to the music I love, nuthin’ but a dilettante. The Master and Margarita. A clothing swap. That copy of News Junkie, which has been getting dusty on my bookshelf. The new Hold Steady CD, which I can vaguely hear wafting from somebody else’s cubicle. But the greatest of them all is The Master and Margarita, and I will certainly drag my ass outside for that… but not yet.

  • What's that?

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    I think the gang at Lund’s has the right idea with their Food-E program. Having knowledgable food people in the store, existing only to answer questions and help customers is a great idea. But.

    I never see them when I need them. Or they’re in the front of the store and I don’t have anything to ask about yet. And by the time I find something to ask about, I don’t really feel like tromping back to the front of the store.

    So where do I connect with the Lund’s staff? (Besides the cheese counter?) At the register.

    At the Plymouth store, my register lady grabbed one of the plastic bags and looked quizzically at me saying “What’s this again?”

    It was a quince.

    What ensued was a fun and lively discussion of quince and what the hell to do with them. We had other cashiers, other customers, even a cranky bag-man in on the chat. In the end, I think at least three people were convinced to buy and try quince.

  • In the Immortal Words Of Senor Wences…

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    Inside-the-park homerun?

    An 0-2 wild pitch with a runner on third?

    All those half-assed at-bats in the seventh and eighth innings?

    The inability, time and again, to get a big two-out hit?

    Four runs in two games?

    S’Awright.

    I don’t know what else to tell you.

    Maybe God doesn’t work day games.

  • Uplifting, Boys –Ever Heard Of It?

    Eleven groundball outs through five, including six to the shortstop.

    And just as I finish typing those words, Michael Cuddyer launches a 411-foot homer into the left-field bleachers to cut Oakland’s lead to 2-1.

    …And Justin Morneau ties the game with an upperdeck blast to right.

    Adios, Estaban Loaiza. If I were Ken Macha I think I might have considered yanking him after the Cuddyer shot. But what the hell, I’m not Ken Macha.

    It’s a new ball game. And I think it’s worth mentioning that they played the Replacements’ “I Will Dare” before the home half of the sixth.

  • It's A Damn Fine Day To Be Inside

    First off all, it’s all already a blur, but were those really the Suburbs I saw playing “Rattle My Bones” out there on the field at the Dome before the game?

    I like that idea. I like that idea a lot.

    I also very much like the idea of the Twins taking an early lead in this game.

    Back in the spring, could you –could any of us– have imagined that this team would be playing a game in October with Boof Bonser on the mound and Jason Tyner as the designated hitter? How many people in today’s sold-out Metrodome crowd do you think had even heard of either of those guys before this year?

    Among all the other good things that happened this year, it’s sometimes easy to forget that the long-running Bleak House stadium saga finally came to an end, and before long we’re not going to have to spend too many more beautiful days sitting indoors watching baseball in this teflon dump.

  • Darkness moves…

    Our humble, and often slighted, dance community is hosting its own version of an awards ceremony: tonight at its flagship, the beautiful Southern Theater. Rumor has it that this event is going to be “less pretentious” than last week’s Ivey Awards. (As in less sponsored, probably–and I’m quoting an anonymous source here.) Tickets are just five bucks, in any case… And if that doesn’t strike your fancy, well then, you just might consider some live music, because it’s going to be a fine evening: as in, The Bad Plus, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, the Charlie Parr CD release show…

  • And A Strapping Lad Shall Lead Ye Back Upon The Path Of Righteousness

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    Is it not against all natural reason that God out of his mere whim deserts men, hardens them, damns them, as if He delighted in sins and in such torments of the wretched for eternity, He who is said to be of such mercy and goodness? This appears iniquitous, cruel, and intolerable in God, by which very many have been offended in all ages. And who would not be? I was myself more than once driven to the very abyss of despair so that I wished I had never been created. Love God? I hated Him!

    –Martin Luther, in Roland Bainton’s Here I Stand

    America is always in desperate need of new heroes, and what could be lovelier for this cynical, hard-hearted nation (not to mention for a sport with a spastic, rubber-jowled, spit-spraying, pencil-necked, talking lapdog for a commissioner) than a hero named Boof?

    Honestly, I can’t think of one thing.

  • And On The First Day…

    Pop-ups, Nick Punto, Barry Zito’s curveball, the wondrous Johan Santana, and a measure of redemption for Rondell White. 55,542 screaming fans. The tying run on third base with two outs in the eighth and the AL batting champ at the plate.

    And the guy who killed the Twins was a player that pretty much everybody –including Minnesota– passed up in the off-season because he could barely pass a physical.

    Forget the bullshit noon start, that was a prime-time baseball game if ever there was one.

    And, sorry, but I have no idea why Jesse Crain was the first guy out of the bullpen.

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    some guy in the press box gloated to me that he’d picked the Twins to win it all before the season started. I felt compelled to point out that while he may have picked this team, he sure as hell never picked this team.

    Finally, I’m happy to report that Wayne Hattaway was in the house –he arrived in the second inning– and looking fantastic in full cowboy outfit. The medical news so far is nothing but good, and Wayne says he’ll be on the plane to Oakland.

  • Localvores Unite!

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    Lenny Russo was made for this.

    On October 3rd, check out a special dinner at Cue that challenges you to Eat Locally. The Bon Appetit Management Company, which runs the hospitality show at the Guthrie, has challenged Russo to come up with an entire meal made from ingredients within a 150 mile radius of the restaurant. Piece of cake for Russo who has been committed for years to the beautiful jewels that are plucked from our frosty soil.

    Amuse Bouche
    Star Prairie Trout Farm Wisconsin smoked trout mousse with heirloom tomato sour cream.

    First Course
    Pan-seared Singerhouse Farm rabbit loin with garlic-braised chard and Pepin Heights apple cider reduction.

    Second Course
    Hill and Vale Farm roasted rack of lamb with Minnesota wild mushroom-black barley risotto and Alexis Bailly Vineyard Hastings Reserve lamb stock reduction.

    Dessert
    Donnay Dairy goat cheese-pie pumpkin cheesecake with maple syrup creme anglaise and wildflower honey-roasted hazelnuts.

    Bon Appetit chefs from 29 states nationwide will be taking part in the challenge, but I’m cheering Russo on all the way.