Umm…Excuse Me?

I love Baseball Prospectus as much as the next guy, and since Bill James’ regrettable vanishing act it’s probably the single most reliable annual. That said, these guys do occasionally spout some real nonsense. I don’t know, for instance, who wrote this year’s entry for the Twins, but this item on Matthew LeCroy got me … Read more

The Twin Most Likely To Be Sidelined With Leprosy And Gout

Either Western Canada’s a harsh breeding ground for all manner of ailments and afflictions –a sort of jerkwater petri dish blooming with pestilence– or the Twins need to find out what the hell Justin Morneau’s putting in his body and/or what he’s done to offend Zeus. Because Morneau’s rapidly becoming the Molehill Job, a man … Read more

A Modest Proposal

I don’t know why there isn’t more talk of moving Lew Ford into the leadoff spot. At this stage of his career Shannon Stewart is no longer a prototypical leadoff guy; he’s pretty clearly lost his wheels and isn’t much of a threat to steal a base or beat out a groundball, both areas where … Read more

Ain't That A Damn Fine Idea?

A genius to me is somebody who does something wonderful I can’t begin to comprehend, and with his latest virtuous and ambitious enterprise John Bonnes (a.k.a. Twins Geek) fits the bill. If you’ve been reading John’s blog over the last few seasons you know that he’s among the more balanced and rational of the baseball … Read more

One More Reason To Be Grateful You're Living In Twins Territory, Part Two

Well, if you’re in a lucky seat, you’ll win a Hormel hot dog treat. Great for lunch, great for dinner, You could be a wiener winner, in the Hormel…Row…of…Fame! ALSO: GREAT NAMES IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY, PART ONE Astyanax Douglass Drungo Hazewood Ezra “Saltrock” Midkiff Moxie Hengle Tub Welch Rivington Bisland Ollie Welf Spurgeon Ferdinand … Read more

The Strange Case Of Luis Rivas

Everybody, from the coaching staff to the fans in the chat rooms, has been hard on Luis Rivas the last couple years. Most of the criticism directed at Rivas has been justified. The guy had obviously developed some bad work habits that were showing up on the field with a glaring regularity. At times –most … Read more

The Basic Drill

Welcome to this thing, yet another old thing reconfigured as a new thing. It’ll be mostly about baseball, but I have a wandering mind, so it’ll likely occasionally stray pretty far afield –at some point, I suppose, I’ll feel compelled to talk about other random nonsense as well. Sometimes the random nonsense and the baseball … Read more