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  • What would Vince drive?

    As a literate bunch, I believe there are few Rake readers that appreciate the fine fiction of Mr. Vince Flynn. He is THE new Tom Clancy and lives in the Twin Cities.

    This statement raises some issues (the literature part, that is). Obviously the key question is whether Tom Clancy writes for the big screen and is hence a screenwriter instead of a novelist. As for Mr. Flynn there seems something, I dunno, less exploitative about his work. If Joyce Carol Oates could pen a paen to boxing, there is no telling what this fine writer might do.

    Its well-known, for example, that the best writers of the spy novel all pretty much worked for the British Foreign Service, including Ian Flemming and Graham Greene, possibly Le Carre’. While Mr Flemming (the least luminary, but a fine, fine writer/misogynist) certainly wrote for the screen and Graham Greene’s works made fine movies (but books first), I am not at all certain about Le Carre’.

    The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, was not exactly a star vehicle for Richard Burton but it does remain the finest spy novel every written.

    If Mr. Flynn penned a torutured work about Catholic guilt (as Mr. Greene did with The Heart Of The Matter) in-between his techno-slick entertainments, he could easily join the Angry Men of British spy thrillers. These days you don’t even need to be Catholic to do so.

    Or, for that matter, British.

    Whatever.

    The more pressing question I have about Mr. Flynn is whether he will use his new found and much deserved wealth to purchase an aimless sports franchise like the Timberwolves.

    And I have another key question.

    You see I spotted him driving away from a recent book signing in a vehicle of sufficient thrust to escape the papparazzi that are beginning to trace his trajectory to stardom. It was a black Suburban with a 38% window tint (illegal except on Government issue vehicles) and non-descript plates.

    At least I think I saw him.

    Why this all matters I am not really sure. I think it has something to do with the fact that I heard that Vince often lunches with President Bush aboard Air Force One. In fact, the President is such a large fan of his fiction I wonder if if the Prez loans out a few hot “rides” on the public dime for his supporters.

    Sadly, if there is any truth to this “cover up,” it won’t get press. Too pedestrian, I fear, in the age of pederasty.

    Would like to slip a few more books the President’s way, however.

  • Club Underground. Eek!

    Addendum to the October music issue, page 52: It seems we forgot to mention Club Underground, a venue up in Northeast. The club’s booker, Marc Bowen, wrote to say he’s “a little pissed off” about the omission, understandably; and he has since incited a letter-writing campaign… So far, we’ve received no fewer than eight letters from folks who like hanging out at this joint, with one describing it as “the best place in town to catch truly new bands who aren’t caught up in the local hipster clique bullshit.” So, for heaven’s sake, go check out Club Underground, will ye?

  • Oh…

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    Here, it seems, is where we are. Right here.

    And for what purpose are we here? Do we have anything resembling a mission statement?

    No, no, it appears that we do not have anything resembling a mission statement. Nor, apparently, do we have even a general idea regarding what it is we are up to.

    We do have shovels, that much is certain. Or at least a good deal of the time we seem to find ourselves with shovels in our hands. From this we might infer that we are here to dig. From the dirt on our clothing and hands and under our fingernails we also might conclude that we have, in fact, already been digging.

    We are so exhausted, so conditioned by numb habit, that we sometimes have occasion to recognize that we may very well have been toiling for an indeterminate period of time in a sort of empirical blackout.

    Our surroundings, which so far as we know have always been our surroundings, strike us as almost wholly unfamiliar.

    It seems, though, that we are experiencing something of a lull in our digging, a lull in which we notice that it is suddenly very cold and getting colder. The sky has been overrun by low gray clouds. We notice as well the strange silence of our companions.

    We are in an immense field that stretches to the horizon in every direction, and all around us are heaped the bodies of uncommonly large men.

    Given a bit more time to take stock of our situation, we might ultimately be forced to arrive at the realization that what we are doing in this field is burying giants.

  • For Your Lunch Break: A Cavalcade of Trailers!

    The art of creating fascinating trailers has certainly improved since I was a kid. Back in the day, previews were nothing more than solemn voice-overs summarizing the coming attraction. Today, many of these pre-feature shorts are more intriguing than the movies themselves, and I don’t know how many times I’ve watched a preview only to sink into a funk and wish I were seeing one over the other. I probably spend way too much time checking out any preview that comes through the Apple Movie Trailers site, but what can you do?

    In the interest of keeping you entertained within, say, your lunchbreak, here’s some of the more fascinating previews (or fascinating coming attractions) on the net. No, you won’t find the new Bond here, nor will you find David Lynch’s Inland Empire, either (unfortunately).

    Little Children Whoa, sexy times: Kate Winslet and Jennifer Connelly duking it out in a searing drama? Be still my beating heart. I have to admit that I’m hoping the ‘R’ rating means some tasteful, though titillating, nudity. The trailer is awesome. Good use of the sound of speeding trains.

    13 Tzameti. Quite possibly the most intense trailer I’ve seen in years (though beware the awful voice-over at the end).

    Fast Food Nation. Look at this trailer: a perfect example of making an exciting short with difficult material. FFN looks good, sure, but its material is not typically the stuff of an exciting preview–talking, talking, talking. But the music here is awesome, and the editing is as sharp as a razor. Only two short moments of dialogue in a film without special effects and little violence (to humans, anyway).

    The Hoax. I have a soft spot in my heart for this story, having thought it would make a great movie for years (in fact, I first mistook Catch Me If You Can as being the film). This trailer is a great example of how to convey great comic performances in a short few minutes. And I’m really hoping that Richard Gere, who I believe has some great comic timing, finally gets his due in this flick.

    Marie Antoinette. Do I know why I have this here? No, I really don’t. Antoinette seems like a spoiled brat, but then again, Sofia Coppola seems like a spoiled brat. But the preview is mesmerizing: perhaps, like Lost in Translation, Coppola has managed to put the heart into brats and create a little bit of poetry. By the way, the teaser is much better, and more mysterious, than the trailer–essentially a music video of New Order’s “Age of Consent”.

    And two mediocre previews of films that look so bat-shit crazy I can’t help but plug them… and hope against hope they’ll find their way to the Twin Cities.

    Lunacy
    . Check out the dancing meat!

    and

    The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes
    . New, romantic, mysterious feature by The Brothers Quay.

  • Sub-five…

    A quick break from production week to advise those with the time, inclination to leave their offices, homes, to actually go outside to find something to do. Lucia Newell. The Stills. Russian Realism. The Science of Sleep, per the advice of Peter Schilling

    Late Breaking: Let us not forget Raking Through Books (with Brad Zellar there tonight).

  • Mercedes Manure

    Alfred Krupp, the scion of the Krupp Arms Empire in the late 1800s (and Germany’s richest man) liked to sleep in the barn near a pile of fresh manure. He believed it was good for his health. Typical German eccentric.

    His story reminds me of the late 1980s Mercedes Benz. I recently drove a pristine 560 SEL example out to Denver to leave at the airport. What was once a charmingly eccentric car has left me cold. I now wish to sell this heap of dung at the earliest opportunity. Allow me to explain.

    Two months ago the car was given a clean bill of health by my then mechanic. Now it could have been the mechanic (who was recently arrested in a illegal web scam involving illegally manufactured hair pieces…I kid you not), or it could have been the altitude in Colorado, but for whatever reason, the car began to emit a wispy white smoke from its tailpipe after fifteen minutes on the road.

    Truthfully speaking I would not have minded being branded a polluter except for the fact that Boulder, Colorado is exactly fifteen minutes from the Denver Autopark. That means my car began emitting a smell similar to Alfred Krupp’s health tonic right about the time I began driving down Pearl Street in Boulder.

    The timing was inconvenient.

    If I had been in a VW bus or perhaps a charming little French Simca I could have pulled over and gotten directions to the nearest garage. Alas, I was piloting the 80s version of a Hummer without an overt capitalist in site. To make matters worse the car began to fart and belch very close to a gaggle of trust fund kids trying out panhandling on Pearl while protesting the lack of Chomsky titles at the local Barnes and Noble.

    The last time I felt this uncomfortable is when my Dad drove our family through the South Side of Chicago and I realized that the billboards looked mighty different than they did in Edina (I was too scared to look at anyone eye-level).

    Eventually I made it out of the Republic of Boulder. I only hope my estwhile German Manure Wagon makes it out of my sight the next time I touch down in Colorado.

    Any takers? (Its currently parked at the DIA PARK in Denver, call Manny and he’ll unload it for $500.00 and change.)

  • The lyrical period

    Three goings on for tonight: 1) Books: Edina Library hosts a panel discussion on the subject of what makes good literature; 2) Theater: a special Monday evening performance of The Master and Margarita; 3) Music: Ode to Cole Porter with Arne Fogle and Maud Hixon at Rossi’s Blue Star.

  • Dishin'

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    a plate from the Titanic?

    So….

    I just hooked up with an old friend who happens to be engaged to a guy named Matt who happens to own the kick-ass Bulldog restaurant/bar in Uptown. They are scrub-scrub-scrubbing the place formerly known as Boom/Oddfellows in Nordeast to make room for the next Bulldog. This might irk the boys from Whitey’s, but it shouldn’t. More cool kids on the block just means more cool cash coming to the block.

    And what happened to Louie’s Habit in Wayzata? Where are the pastrami addicts supposed to go now?

    And what’s going on with the old CoCo-ChaCha spot next to the tony Metropolitan? A sign that said Good Day Cafe has been up, then down. The rumor mill says this is the breakfast joint that Rick Webb has been planning for years. Can it survive in the hellish 394 corridor?

    We shall see…

  • Monday

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    We have all been expelled from the garden, but the ones who suffer most in exile are those who are still permitted to dream of perfection.


    –Stanley Kunitz, “Reflections”

    As God was his witness, the guy said, he was not shitting me. What he was telling me was exactly the fucking truth. Look at him. He was as bad off as those poor motherfuckers in New Orleans.

    That fucking hurricane, that fucking flood, that was just the way it was, that was his sorry excuse for a life every fucking day for more years than he could remember. He didn’t have shit to his name. He’d lost everything. But, no, fuck that, he hadn’t lost everything. It was worse than that; he’d had it taken away.

    Look at me, he kept insisting, you can see what I am. This is it, brother. The teeth is gone. I don’t know if my mama is dead or alive, but even if she’s alive somewhere she long ago forgot about me.

    All sorts of shit was ailing him. His knee was fucked from getting run over on his bicycle. It could rain on his sorry ass every day until Jesus came back and nobody’d look at him twice.

    Throw you a rock in this world and you’d hit someone just like him. Wasn’t nobody holding no telethon to give him back his fucking life.

    Look around, he said. You see any fucking television people down here interested in my sorrow? Maybe I’m not even real, he said, maybe I’m already dead and scrappin’ metal in hell.

  • When Worlds Collide

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    Brief Encounter, 1945. Directed by David Lean and written by Noel Coward. Starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard.

    Available at your public library.

    Sometimes it helps to escape a blue weekend with a mindless comedy, some blood and gore, or a spectacular adventure full of explosions. To wander into the local Cineplex with twenty bucks, grab your ticket, and check out from life for two hours. Look around you: every theater has its share of time-wasters, a brief moment in the darkness to distract you from the weight of the world. Sometimes, that is what movies are for.

    Then again, sometimes it is good to give in, to allow some subtle little movie, a forgotten gem that you’ll have to rent and drink cheap wine with, a piece of brutal honesty from a group of caring people, to worm its way into your heart and shake you to your core. Despite the pain, and perhaps the sleeplessness (definitely the sleeplessness), this is often a good thing. A perfect example: Brief Encounter.

    This is a simple film, about nothing more that two very good, very married people falling in love, deeply and passionately. It is from the hand of David Lean, notable for such Technicolor classics as Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence of Arabia, films that don’t have as much human emotion in their seven hours as this one does in one frame. Most likely it couldn’t have been made at any time other than 1945, and it couldn’t have been set anywhere but London. Part of its considerable tension lies in an old, British, don’t-rock-the-boat morality that was commonplace back then, when it was enough to make certain that your husband was well fed or your wife could get her cooking done in new pots and pans. Admire it for its deep respect of every character and the way it treats their feelings with utmost care. And then lay on your couch afterwards, close your eyes, and just stare out into dark space and feel for a moment. You’re alive.

    Brief Encounter is the story of a nice woman, Laura Jesson, who gets an ash caught in her eye one afternoon while waiting for a train. Laura is played by Celia Johnson, and she is an absolute beauty: an actress of great emotional range who was willing to look ugly, willing to be silly and laugh like a donkey, but a woman who transforms herself into a swan at a simple glance–utterly magnificent. Every Thursday Laura retreats to town from the suburbs to buy groceries, check out a book, eat lunch, and watch a movie before returning home to pleasant domesticity. When she is stricken by the ash, the plain Dr. Alec Harvey (Trevor Howard), a family practitioner, politely offers his assistance, and plucks the mote from her eye. With that, they bid one another adieu. But the next Thursday he runs into her outside the chemist’s shop. Later that same day, in a crowded restaurant, she sees the poor doctor looking for an empty seat: she offers him the last seat at her table. Easily, they drift into laughter, noticing a woman who abuses her cello, later chuckling over Donald Duck in a smoky theater. “Let’s do this again!” the doctor pleads, having had more fun than he’s enjoyed in God knows how long. The following week, they eat lunch again, and then, suddenly, without their knowing it (or even wanting it), they find that the hours of walking, of sharing observations of their staid world, after leaning forward hungrily during tea and discussing ideas they could never quite articulate in the past, they are in love. At one point, as Alec is talking, Laura is startled: he looks, to her, as energetic and beautiful as a small boy. It delights her. She doesn’t know why, only that it does, and with this enchantment, she is also quite terrified.

    She tries the usual tactic, talking about the doctor to her husband, hoping that this collision between the two worlds will jar her into a sense of duty, will kill this growing and uncontrollable feeling. And where it might have in the past, perhaps, this tactic utterly fails: she sees Alec again, and they have no choice but to be lovers.

    The film ends badly, cruelly. Brief Encounter seems, at times, to almost revel in the brutal emotional destruction of two kind and polite people. Their final meeting is thwarted by a local busybody, and as Alec leaves, forever from her life, all he can do is place a hand gently on her shoulder, unable even to kiss her good-bye, a kiss that every moviegoer longs for as much as Laura. Unable to stand the pain, she thinks to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train, but cannot. She has children, after all. Thank God for the children. What do we do if there are no children?

    That this minor masterpiece is narrated by Laura, trying to explain her actions (in her head–not out loud) to her crossword-loving husband, makes it all the more difficult to watch. Both people are surrounded by the innocent, and Lean and screenwriter Coward have no intention of marginalizing the families of the lovers. This is a film about a force of nature, as every bit dangerous as a hurricane, nearly as deadly. This couple knows better, but they also know that the moments together were some of the best they have ever known. This affair has honed their souls and made them diamond-bright. They cannot, under any circumstances, give that up. It will define their lives.

    As the train carries Laura away from Alec forever, she thinks–

    This misery cannot last.
    Nothing lasts really,
    Neither happiness or despair.
    Not even life lasts very long…

    Do not forget: It is because of that last line that her love for this man is so important, no matter the cost.

    Watch this film if you can, when your heart is sore and you feel silly and stupid and frustrated all the time for the things you want but worry you cannot have. The film is cathartic, to a degree: of course, nothing ever really works to salve melancholy and shame. Think then, as you witness the torment that confronts Alec and Laura, that these clandestine meetings actually push them towards a spectacular grace. Be grateful, to whatever god you worship, for the blessed relentlessness of emotions. For even guilt, as James Dickey once wrote, is magical.

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