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  • Conversations Real and Imagined: Brushes With Fame (Minnesota Stargazing Edition)!

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    Detail from “Brushes With Fame!” by Steve Willis (scroll down link for bio).

    So I saw Donald Sutherland wandering down Lake Street one night, and I’m thinkin’, what the hell’s this guy doin’ wandering down whore alley? Get this, so I yell out “Hey Donald, lookin’ for Klute?” What? I thought the whore was the Klute? He’s Klute? Son of a bitch, man I sounded like an idiot…

    We bought this kitten, you see, this little thing, cute as a button, and my wife, she goes “Let’s name it Tippi!” And I said, “No way am I gonna name a kitten after a girl I dated.” And my wife goes, “What do you mean?” And I said, and not without some pride, “Well, you know I dated Tippi Hedren back when I was in Junior High.” And she goes, “No!” And I said, “You bet.”

    So the cat’s name is Boots.

    So I guess Meryl didn’t like our f—kin’ pizza. Sat right there and gave her and her whole f—king family a large pie for free. F—king ingrate.

    I was telling Matt, that’s Matt Damon you understand, that the only way to drink a boilermaker is to drop the shot glass into the beer. And I told him that Old Grand-Dad used to be the best, in part because it had that somewhat… astringent aftertaste that one associates with the art of making boilers. I’ve drunk my share of Old Grand-Dad, but never with someone like Damon, of course. You can tell celebrity, even in a darkened tavern, my boy. It’s the teeth. They glow. Like white inside a room lit by a black-light bulb. Their celebrity radiates off their teeth, no matter how awful they’re supposed to appear.

    Now, per our agreement: buy me a double of Maker’s Mark. It was worth it, no?

    Ned Beatty came in here to get a tuna sandwich. I was, like, my God, it’s Ned Beatty. And he was pretty cool. He was impressed that I liked him in Nashville. But then I lean forward and go, “So Ned, tell me–” And he cuts me off. “Don’t!” is all he said. “But I’m just curious,” I said.

    “Forget it,” he tells me. The guy’s old, but he’s lookin’ mean.

    But it’s the only time in my life when I’m going to talk with Ned Beatty, right, so I’m like, “Ned, just tell me about Deliverance, man. I mean–” And he walks right out, leaves his tuna sandwich behind, which he’s paid for. Crazy.

    I enjoyed that sandwich, let me tell you.

    I saw Amy Adams in “Brigadoon”, which I hate, and all I remember is that this guy said afterward, “Amy, you’re going to get an Oscar someday.” And I thought, oh, yeah, for what, “Brigadoon?” Well, technically, she still hasn’t won a damn Oscar.

    I knew a guy who was a sign-painter for North Country. Does that count?

  • Ford Fairlane Rides again

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    Yo, the namesake of this cinematic masterpiece has been resurrected. The “Fairlane” nameplate will return as a 2007 Ford SUV with sheet metal slicker than fistful of Alberto VO5. A word of caution to Ford, however, if the interior receives the typical tupperware treatment it will bomb like the Dice Man.

    (I’ll be sending you pictures that I can confirm are production-ready.)

  • Sick weather fare

    Today, the Friends of the Minneapolis Public Library embark on a film series to explore the life and influence of Frankenstein director James Whale. Use it to tide you over since you missed last week’s screenings of Infamous… Me, I’ll be at home, still trying to nurse this crud-of-a-cold.

  • Ouch…

    Good film criticism is hard to find in this world, but if you want to read a really great review of a really great film check out Anthony Lane’s awesome take on Infamous. My only complaint is that it–the review–is too short. Scroll down past his wacky look at Marie Antoinette, which I’ll be seeing this afternoon, no doubt with Lane’s marzipan prose weighing heavily on my mind…

  • The whole trush

    What I’m really doing this weekend: Tonight I’m going to the opening night party for Minneapolis in 19 Minutes Flat, a short, cinematic historic of Minneapolis starring Kevin Kling.

    On Saturday, I’m headed over to the Twin Cities Book Festival so that I can geek out over comic books, essay and poetry anthologies, and zines. Last year’s book festival was especially fruitful in this way.

    On Sunday morning, I’m having a couple of my closest peeps over to drink mimosas while watching Amy Klobuchar and Mark Kennedy on Meet The Press. I very much stumbled upon this network hapening, friends… Don’t normally watch much TV. And, realizing how this makes me “culturally unaware” in certain ways (I don’t necessarily understand what Nancy Franklin has to say, for example), I’ve made a point of flipping on the tele as of late. I had it on last weekend while reading the morning Times; turned my chin up just in time to hear old Russert say Klob and Kenn were up next.

  • Deep Calling To Deep

    Infamous and The Queen.

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    Infamous, 2006. Written and directed by Douglas McGrath. Starring Toby Jones, Daniel Craig, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Daniels, Sigourney Weaver, John Benjamin Hickey, Lee Pace, Peter Bogdanovich, Hope Davis, Isabella Rossellini, and, in a small but powerful role, Gwyneth Paltrow.

    Now playing at the Edina Cinema.

    If you were to look at some of the yellowing old Truman Capote paperbacks from the 50s & 60s, those slim volumes with the red stained pages and turgid covers, you’d discover two Capotes. In Other Voices, Other Rooms, his debut novel, there’s Truman in his notorious pose, lounging seductively on a couch, precocious as all hell. Turn, then, to In Cold Blood, and on the back you’ll find a photo of a man considerably sobered by his experiences, and looking very much like some sort of flatfoot with the Kansas Bureau of Investigation. One of the Trumans is vivacious and keen to take on anything and anyone; the other, suddenly not as outgoing (though certainly not introverted), colder, now, perhaps a bit afraid of the world he once commanded. He is a shell of himself.

    The magnificent and thoroughly entertaining Infamous is about the transformation of the one man to the other. The film opens with Truman Capote (Toby Jones), sitting in the front row of a swanky bar with his pal Babe Paley (Sigourney Weaver). They’re gossiping, smoking and drinking, soaking in the high life that insulates them. The singer Kitty Dean (Gwyneth Paltrow, in a short, sharp performance) comes up to warble “What is This Thing Called Love?” and then, halfway through, is struck down with melancholy, and barely able to continue for her pain. Clearly, a man has left her, hurt her, and the audience, especially Truman, is caught in the rapture of her emotions. After a long pause, she gathers herself with a few snaps of her fingers, the band starts up anew, and she finishes the song with a flourish.

    Truman will not be so lucky.

    There is, of course, an elephant in this review, as no doubt you might be wondering how Infamous compares to Capote, which covers essentially the same story. They were filmed simultaneously, and, fortunately for Philip Seymour Hoffman and the makers of Capote, Infamous was shelved for a year. For Infamous is a vastly superior film. Where Capote gave us a Truman that was all actor’s tricks (Hoffman’s eponymous character was easily last year’s most overrated performance), a calculating man, cruel, impassionate, contrasted sharply against a small town that doesn’t seem to have a breath of life in it at all, Infamous is warts and all… and the ‘all’ includes Capote’s sunny personality and tremendous charm. Infamous, though obviously stretching the truth, nonetheless taps into Capote the artist, the man who may have used his subjects, but produced a volume of such emotional intensity that you cannot help but wonder what it did to the man. Where Capote was shallow waters, Infamous’ depths are nearly fathomless.

    Infamous throws us headlong into the cosmopolitan life of Truman Capote, and Toby Jones’ performance as the writer is as startling as Roman candle in a crowded subway. With a tart Django Reinhart-style soundtrack, we hop from table to table as Truman gossips with his high-society friends, all the while keeping his introverted boyfriend at bay. One morning, while perusing the New York Times, he comes upon an item about the brutal murder of the Clutter family in Holcomb, Kansas. “This story has stuck in my teeth like a piece of pull candy,” he admits, and solicits the aid of his friend Harper Lee (Sandra Bullock) to accompany him there. Truman and Harper are close friends, and their chemistry is a joy to watch. She is, at first, reluctant, but later admits–in a series of onscreen interviews that add surprising poignancy to an already moving film–that she is interested in crime, and when Truman asked, it was “deep calling to deep”. With that, they’re off to Holcomb, Kansas. It is the beginning of a long and torturous end to Truman Capote.

    Truman charms the socks off everyone: his pals in New York, publishers, detractors, the people of Holcomb, Kansas, their police, the killers, and, best of all, the audience. For anyone who has ever read In Cold Blood, Capote must have seemed odd: that book is difficult to endure, a wrenching experience and a piece of writing that seems to have tapped into the pulses and fluttering emotional stability of everyone Capote encountered. How could the monster of Capote have written such a moving work? The short answer is that he couldn’t have–but Toby Jones’ Truman could. He alone could weave his manic tales of arm-wrestling Bogart and drinking with Sinatra to the point where staid KBI Agent Alvin Dewey becomes a friend. This Capote is a good listener, he is a gossip, can be cruel and manipulative, but you can’t take your eyes off him, and wish you could spend an evening drinking and laughing right along with him. Not actually sexy, Toby Jones’ Truman is a creature of startling attractiveness.

    All of which makes his inevitable downfall all the more profound. Infamous is almost two films, one of great humor and one of uncomfortable tragedy. When they mingle, and Truman returns to New York for his dinner parties, like Kitty Dean in the opening he has to pause to allow pain and grief to wash over him. He dances the twist with his high-society friends, but the shadow of his experiences in Kansas clouds his psyche. As time goes on and on, the executions are delayed, humor slowly drains from the film. At last, when Truman, later lying about the final words of Perry Smith (Daniel Craig), tries to return to his old life, he is wrecked. The wind-up toy has wound down.

    Infamous has a bundle of energy, an intelligent script, and some of the most winning performances you’ll see this year. Its director, Douglas McGrath, does not have an especially cunning camera style, but he wants us to understand this man, as best he is able, to try to get in touch with the sacrifice it took to create a work like In Cold Blood. No one–the people of Holcomb, the two men who killed the family, the New York intellectuals, and especially Truman–emerge unscathed… nor, though, do they emerge without anything but their dignity. Unwilling to demonize Truman, McGrath and Co. offer us a treatise on the joy of being an artist, and the often times treacherous path it takes us down. “You die a little,” Lee says about writing in one of the interviews, “getting it right.” Sometimes you die a lot.


    The Queen, 2006. Directed by Stephen Frears, written by Peter Morgan. Starring Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Sylvia Syms, Helen McCrory, Alex Jennings, Roger Allam, and Mark Bazeley.

    Now showing at the Uptown Theater.

    One day shortly after the death of Princess Diana, I was buying groceries at the Rainbow foods in Uptown. A young punk girl in front of me was being rung up, and when the cashier heard the young woman’s obviously British accent, asked where she hailed from. “London”, the punk said, very friendly. The cashier’s face fell. “I’m sorry for your loss,” she said with all earnestness. “Loss?” the girl answered, now irritated. “That fecking bitch can rot for all I care. You know what my country could do with the Royals money? It’s robbery, and she deserves a thieves burial.”

    Can you recall where you were when Diana died? I don’t, though it was probably on the street, overheard in a coffee shop or at work. Other than the punk’s exchange a few days later, what I do recall is that, for the next few weeks, I couldn’t help but think that Britain was one bat-shit crazy nation. The Queen does nothing to lessen this belief.

    The Queen is a very well made film, another feather in the cap of underrated (here) director Stephen Frears. It is funny, brilliantly acted by the lovely Helen Mirren, and a cast of top-notch actors. Taking place in the year 1997–which still seems too recent for one of the most powerful nations on earth to be wrestling with questions of monarchy–The Queen opens with the triumphant election of Labour Party leader Tony Blair. Blair–young, handsome, a savior–comes swooping in on the promise to modernize Britain and take her into the 21st Century. He is a man of the people, surely, and this is emphasized in a ridiculous scene in which his wife still bakes fish sticks for the family at 10 Downing Street.

    Blair and the Queen have an icy relationship. She is obviously conservative, very old school, and there’s a cheeky moment where Blair goes uncomfortably through the ceremony of the Queen asking him to run Parliament. At the end, Blair and his wife must walk out backwards–the Queen must not see their backs. Though funny, this is one of a few scenes that are meant to sum up the film’s themes, somewhat hamhandedly: we are to see the collision of this ‘modern new Britain’ and ‘traditionalist’ England.

    Things progress relatively smoothly until the night of Di’s death. Shock waves crash through Britain, but of course the crown is unmoved. The Queen does not believe that they should mourn in public, nor leave their summer home in Scotland. Blair scores major points especially as he dubs Diana “The People’s Princess”. The PR machine is now rolling. Blair will triumph. The crown will suffer.

    Certainly, the Diana situation was a tough one for millions of star-crossed Brits. But let’s call it like it was: the love of Princess Diana was certainly nothing more than celebrity worship. She was cute and liked to hold starving African children in an attempt to add some gravity to her shallow life. She was no different than, say, Bono, who at least has given us a catalogue of music that moves millions, and it is from that that he’s acquired his millions. Di got hers, like her ex-in-laws, from the public coffers.

    The Queen is an odd film, one that relishes making fun of these royals (the scene in which the Blairs walk out backwards) and acknowledging the above feeling (Blair’s wife is of the same mind-set as the punk in the grocery store), but one that feels as if Frears wants to have his cake and eat it too–he admires the monarchy as much as he thinks it’s outdated. As well made as The Queen is, as well acted and written, it could have used a Monty Python treatment. In his New Yorker review, Anthony Lane noted that when he went down to visit the giant crowds of mourners, there was definitely a sense that many people would have been glad to have done some bodily harm to the royals had they arrived. What a great sub-plot that would have been! Instead, the dull history of the 90s gets top-treatment here, and Diana’s death appears, to the filmmakers (and no doubt the people of Britain), to be one of the defining moments of the late 20th Century. Perhaps we need a few more years, and a new Python, to make the comedy this subject deserves.

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  • A Personal Inventory

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    Here I am, full of days. Maybe you know what I mean. You let enough time pass through you and pretty soon you start to feel the world within you winding down. There’s this greater, increasingly unfamiliar friction to your days, and the appetite packs up its bags and goes looking elsewhere for its beefsteaks and fine times. One day soon I’ll go gladly, and with any kind of luck it’ll be some sort of Egyptian scenario, with a decent moon and a jackal-headed character leading me along a dry, familiar road toward a light in the distance.

    I could really care less, but feel entitled to bray some all the same. I for damn sure didn’t need this many days to come to a few conclusions, and I am one man who didn’t need his instructions printed on the heel to tell him how to piss in a boot. So listen up, you snug pups and whine-baggers, and let an old man set his story straight.

    I have been many men, and there were at least a few little things about each of them that I liked just fine. I have been disheveled, certainly. I went away to prison on two occasions, and on two different continents, and once spent a stretch of nice, quiet time in a state hospital. I fought a war or two, without question. I lived in Europe, and sold combs in the Metro and hustled and scrapped and worked my way up until I was –I think it’s fair to say– something of a subway produce mogul. Plenty of confused men worked for me. Plenty of others dreamed of working for me and never passed muster.

    I flat out never believed that romanticism was the ‘malignant fairy.’ Not on your life.

    I owned for a time a peculiar bar in the Wild West. Here is what would happen to my customers, more or less: they would gain weight. That much was certain. No woman would love them long. They’d live long enough to wear out a pair of boots. And they’d for damn sure turn up dead in either a ditch or a motel room.

    I played piano for a spell in the bar of the Winnett Hotel, this when it was still a swell place crawling with oil money.

    I once drove two hours behind a truck huddled with bodies. There was barely a road. Twice the ruts sprung bodies from the truck, and the truck would lurch to a stop and two young boys would lug the bodies through the dust and fling them back aboard. I’d honk my horn, never quite certain in my mind whether I was conveying good work or hurry along.

    I have been the archetypal Greyhound poster boy, precociously gaunt and tattooed, temporary sweetheart of more loose women than I care to remember. I’m telling it to you straight, because I flat-out don’t have the time to pull your leg. Surely there have been fits of liquored spasticity, but other times I had no truck with the bottle. I’ve trafficked with demons and had aspirations of sainthood; show me a man who can’t say the same and I’ll show you a damned fool or a liar. I drank with my old mother until she didn’t have a penny left to squeeze out of her life. There was never a doubt in my mind that she died thirsty and died unhappy.

    I’ve seen things in a demolition derby where other men have seen nothing but car crashes and dust.

    I have been called breathless. I’ve known dust devils and waterless wastes, worked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken and spent one hundred dollars on a Vega that lasted me seven years and took me into Mexico and madness.

    I traveled for more years than was proper with a haggard, Rasputin-looking fellow who called himself Reverend Hungwell, this a man who walked with a limp and carried with him at all times a stuccoed briefcase decorated with shards of colored glass. I once saw the Reverend shoot an old woman in the back of the head over a parakeet.

    I have snared more women than I can remember with the line, ‘You know, honey, a man loses an awful lot of heat in this world to atmospheric friction.’ I have three tattoos: Born Once is Once Enough; Convicted by Whom? And: Fearlessness is next to Godlessness. You know damn well the truth about tattoos, and I’ll tell you up front that those tattoos might as well be in a lost language for all the sense they make to me now.

    No doubt about it, I’ve had what people today like to call issues, but let’s all just face this fact: this world would have been a whole hell of a lot better off if they’d killed Socrates before he ever had a chance to open his fat yap.

    Marital status? I entered into the holy state of matrimony on one and only one occasion. This was in some Florida swamp town. I stood in the murky basement of a county courthouse and exchanged vows with my beloved Taberah, who is my wife to this day, thirty-five years after she cursed me in Latin, stabbed me in the cheek with a kitchen knife, and disappeared from my life forever.

    As far back as my memory will go I have scrawled the same message on restroom walls all over the world: Blame Zeus!

    I played the trombone for a time and learned to play only one song well, ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight.’

    In the right moonlight, as God is my witness, the right cow will burn the eyes clean out of your head.

    For a number of years my parole officer was a Yale man.

    I have always tried to walk exactly as if I had a dog, or even a beautiful, inebriated woman, right by my side.

    All of my life I have carried around with me a smell from somewhere down at shit’s sweetest end.

    The only men I have ever killed have been slanderers and false accusers.

    Lest you think it has been all brass bands and roses, I will admit that there have been down times, exhausted lulls, and it has been a comfort to me that I have always been able to locate something dull, confusing, and sufficiently diverting behind my eyes that enables the wait.

    I like music heard from far away, preferably through the trees.

    Favorite lines overheard in a bar (tie): ‘Bring me the fat of a dead redhead.’ And: ‘You have to love erosion when it’s done right.’

    The saddest thing I’ve ever seen was miles of white crosses along a dark highway.

    This much, at least, I know is true: Gravity acts, mister, and that’s all there is to it.

    And if you’re looking for some last words, these here will certainly do: Good Boy, Orestes!

  • Care Packages

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    think outside of the fruit basket…

    I have not been a great friend of late. A couple of The Girls could use a little propping up, a little snarky laughter over lunch, maybe a day of beauty laced with The Macallan 12. But I don’t have time and we can’t seem to synch our schedules, and one lives in Portland anyway.

    But I’m not a card girl. You read them once then they linger about until you feel that you’ve surpassed any guilt of throwing them away. And I deeply believe that flowers never live up to what you want them to be. So of course, I send food.

    Whose day wouldn’t be lifted by the arrival of a pound of exotic coffee beans? Or a snacky tin of dark chocolate covered candied orange peels? Or the better-than-you-could-ever-hope-to-make caramel apples dipped in Belgian chocolate?

    There are two sources I trust for such important deliveries. Dean & Deluca is the best for high quality, high end food that serves as an luxurious treat. I try to send something that the recipient would want, but would pass over as being too frivolous for themselves, like a box of chocolate covered cherries steeped in Armagnac.

    I use Zingerman’s to help heal, when the situation calls for food that comforts or provides relief. If I know that someone is hardly holding it together, I might try to make dinner easier. If they are simply sour on life, it might take a variety of cheeses or chocolate to remind them that there is beauty in the world.

  • Smackdown: Tippi v. Birds

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    Ladeez and Gennulmen:

    Tonight, at the Bell Auditorium, as part of the distinguished Science on the Screen program, we have Hitchcock’s The Birds. Bring some popcorn of your own making, get a few glasses of cheap wine or fancy beer down your gullet, and a cardigan (the place is cold) and settle in for one of Hitch’s most acclaimed thrillers.

    I might be there, if only to try, again, to figure out what all the fuss is about. Many of my favorite critics think The Birds is up there with Vertigo and Rear Window, which seems like unbelievable bullshit to me. Maybe the big screen will open my eyes to something I’ve missed before.

    Anyway, since rep cinema in this town has gone the way of the Stanley Steamer, this is a good opportunity to check out a classic–by someone’s definition–on the big screen.

    The Birds shows tonight at 7:00pm, admission $7 for adults, $5 for members and students who ought to really graduate and get on with life. Directions here.

  • Decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse…

    Wrestling with indecision… How often, lately, have I taken to the laundry list?

    First, readings, since books (and breath) are warm, it’s cold outside, and I’ve caught a case of the sniffles… Dear Ghosts, with Tess Gallagher, or Evil by Design: The Creation and Marketing of the Femme Fatale, with Elizabeth Menon.

    Perhaps a stop by the Goldstein is just what the doctor ordered, in case you care to ogle all the clothes that were once owned by Minnesota’s wealthiest, but have since been donated to the museum’s giant archive/closet of designer confections…

    And then there’s this whole other thing: opening night for Minnesota Sur Seine. If only felt up to it…