Month: February 2008

  • Also Noted

    Bob Mould hits town at his old First Avenue stomping grounds (March 5) with a resplendent new disc, District Line, that mixes an occasional electronic dance tune with the molten pop-rock … Two substantial (as in deep and dense) jazz bands for the price of one are on the docket when both Ravi Coltrane and Roy Haynes front ensembles at Northrop Auditorium (March 6) … Ditto the Prezens Quartet (with Craig Taborn and Tim Berne) and Drew Gress’s 7 Black Butterflies at the Walker (March 28) … L.A. punk never topped the slattern charms of X, who will churn up the beer-drinking faithful at the Cabooze (March 22) … Finally, fans of vocals and attitude shouldn’t pass up stormy soprano Kathleen Battle at Orchestra Hall (March 30).

  • George Jones

    For those who prefer the hunks in the big hats and tight jeans, well, it’s time you learned it ain’t the meat in a man’s voice, it’s the motion. And even at age seventy-six, the pipes of The Possum will have you moving with him into chasms of loneliness and epiphanies of grace and gratitude that are emotionally closed off to most every other singer. Jones is generally regarded as the greatest country vocalist who ever drew breath. Age has undeniably shortened his phrasing and weakened the fiber in his tone, but when your signature song is a goose-bumper like “He Stopped Loving Her Today,” and you tour with some of Nashville’s finest musicians, you can play for posterity at a casino and still pack a mighty wallop. —Britt Robson

    Mystic Lake Casino, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd., Prior Lake; 651-989-5151.

  • Jonathan Richman and Vic Chesnutt

    This odd but spectacular double-header pairs two veteran singer/songwriters from opposite sides of the emotional spectrum. At one end is the naively optimistic Jonathan Richman, known for his playful and charmingly inane simplicity. Even if he doesn’t dive into his classic songbook from his days with the Modern Lovers, he can draw upon nearly thirty years of consistently wonderful solo albums. At the other pole is the noted cynic Vic Chesnutt. His albums are significantly darker and deeper, traits stemming at least in part from his perspective as a paraplegic. This date will be an intimate solo appearance, without the members of Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Fugazi, who helped transform Chesnutt’s latest record into a moving and chaotic masterpiece.

    Cedar Cultural Center, 416 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-338-2674.

  • Maceo Parker

    One of the last things you expect out of Maceo Parker is a new wrinkle, and that’s OK: As the saxophonist for the Godfather of Soul, he’s the man who blew the horn that popped the sweat out of James Brown’s pores. He went on to play with two of Brown’s most renowned heirs to the funk tradition, Parliament/Funkadelic and Prince. New tricks aren’t normally a priority for an old-timer who still slathers the fatback this well—even after turning sixty-five on Valentine’s Day. But then Parker starts to croon on his new disc, Roots and Grooves, and he turns out to be the best Ray Charles doppelganger since Brother Ray shed this mortal coil four years ago. The ballad “Georgia,” the sprightly “Hit The Road Jack,” and the funk workout “What’d I Say” are all daringly faithful tributes that don’t embarrass Parker vocally. But if you’re worried he’ll abandon that big tenor sax sound, a 17:48 version of “Pass The Peas” on Roots and Grooves will lay it to rest. Expect to hear both the voice and the horn at the Dakota.

    Dakota Jazz Club & Restaurant, 612-332-1010.

  • It's the Bomb!

    SPECIAL EVENT
    Gallery Grooves

    Join us tonight for Gallery Grooves, The Rake’s monthly art, jazz, and
    wine event. Socialize and discuss the latest jazz with Kevin Barnes
    from KBEM, peruse the art, and enjoy the wine samplings. This
    month, view a collection of artworks based on the techniques of Pablo
    Picasso — all by adolescents between ages 11 and 17. Artists Like Me was
    done in partnership between the Walker Art Center and Free Arts Minnesota,
    a nonprofit dedicated to bringing the healing arts into
    the lives of abused, neglected, and at-risk children. —Jennifer Havrish

    7-9 p.m., Whole Foods Market, 3060 Excelsior Blvd., Minneapolis; 612-927-8141; free.

    STYLE
    Hottie Patrol

    The DIVA MN
    organization, which produces the big, annual

    DIVA MN
    fashion show and fundraiser to
    benefit research on HIV/AIDS (in
    March), is hosting a well-intentioned auction and MCTC student runway show this evening. But
    the event’s real draw, no doubt, will be an appearance by Jack Mackenroth, that ridiculously beefcake-y (but
    gay – wah!) contestant from Project Runway Season
    4
    . Mackenroth is kindly lending his
    services to judge the students’ designs. And now, here’s a
    tangential time-killer: We
    just visited Mackenroth’s personal website and discovered
    the reason for his Herculean build: He’s a former All-American
    swimmer with, in fact, his own world record! —Christy DeSmith

    6-9 p.m., Epic Nightclub,
    110 N. Fifth St.,
    Minneapolis; $50.

    FILM & DISCUSSION
    Face to Face with Dr. Strangelove

    Stanley Kubrick’s satirical, sinister Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to
    Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    somehow made comedy from "accidental" nuclear attacks and all the
    apocalypses that inevitably followed. Released into the Cold War
    intrigue and Communist paranoia of 1964, it was meant to mock all
    participating, power-hungry military leadership; forty-four years
    later, it feels perhaps more eerily relevant than ever. Part of the
    Weisman Museum’s film discussion program, this free screening—broken
    down into the best clips—invites viewers to contemplate over pizza (free pizza) our
    current state of affairs and how they parallel Kubrick’s time period
    turned upside down. Led by University of Minnesota anthropology
    professor Michael Wilson, the dialog appropriately runs alongside the
    museum’s current Paul Shambroom exhibition Picturing Power, a series
    of color photographs depicting manifestations of community, industrial
    and military control. —Haily Gostas

    4-6 p.m., Frederick R. Weisman Art Museum (in the WAM/Shepherd Room), 333 East River Rd., Minneapolis; 612-625-9494.

    ART
    Robyn Horn & Ann Ginsburgh Hofkin

    Downtown Minneapolis’ Nina Bliese Gallery represents a horde of
    international artists in the fields of contemporary (painting,
    sculpture, monotype, photography) and wood arts, so it makes sense that
    each exhibition highlights the best of their, well, categorical
    best. Fascinated by wood’s initial resistance to and eventual
    materialization into stone-like shapes, Arkansas artist Robyn Horn adds
    her immaculate, highly acclaimed wood art into the mix (the gallery’s
    current collection is apparently the most prominent in the Upper
    Midwest); while the infrared photographs of Minneapolis’ own Ann
    Ginsburgh Hofkin
    have been featured in the prestigious CameraArts
    magazine and Israel-based solo shows. Both women use the aspects of
    life most out of our control as fuel for artistic fire, and tonight’s reception celebrates their contrasting-yet-harmonious
    results. —Haily Gostas

    5-8 p.m., The Nina Bliese Gallery (exhibition runs until Friday, March 28th), 225 South Sixth St., Minneapolis; 612-332-2978.

     

  • The Short Side of the Oscars

    At this year’s Academy Awards, there will be films that — believe it
    or not — are actually judged on their artistic merit. No one will
    remember them a year from now, or probably even a month from now, but
    these reels contain imaginative innovations and emotional depths that
    surpass those evoked by any nominee for Best Feature-Length Film. I’m
    speaking of course (of course!) about the nominees for short films.

    As every year, ten movies — five animated and five live-action — have been selected from around the world to vie for the golden
    trophies in a lesser-known, lesser-cared-about subset of the Oscars.
    None of these films was ever widely distributed; none took any sort of
    cut from the box office; none will fetch big DVD sales. For the most
    part they bounced around festival circuits, garnering praise and niche
    attention. Still, they range from dreamy to lifelike, uplifting to
    devastating — all of them (except one) mini-masterpieces.

    By and large, the animated shorts were more creative than the
    live action vignettes. This isn’t so strange — cartoons are inherently
    more imaginative than life; one might say a photograph is a fact, a
    painting an interpretation. And while all the animated shorts take
    pains to tell a story, some of them seem more preoccupied with their
    medium, and feel like odes to animation itself. Which is totally okay.
    One of the great joys of these films is their cinematic lawlessness. There is
    no obligation to plot, and no actors to placate. As such, the directors
    and animators enjoy a freedom to do as they please. Not incidentally,
    this is stuff that makes Persepolis and Ratatouille look like fare for Saturday morning television.

    My Love, a Russian film by Alexandre Petrov, is
    literally a breathing Impressionist painting. An October palette of
    watercolors smears the screen as we watch a sixteen-year-old boy,
    Anton, fall in love variously with his maid and his neighbor. "She
    stepped out of the novel as if from a dream," Anton says of his current
    infatuation, and indeed, the entire film seems to have sprung from
    Petrov’s subconscious (and completely in tact). The story — a
    straightforward tale of peasant courtship – runs too long, but this
    seems deliberate, as if Petrov wanted to extend the movie just so he
    could keep painting it.

    The likely winner (or at least the most buzzed-about), Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf,
    is another labor of love. A thirty-minute exhibition of stop-motion
    animation, it allegedly took 100 artists, sculptors, and animators five
    years to make. Can you imagine someone spending five years on Alien vs. Predator?
    Clearly this is not art for the sake of entertainment. It’s a realm
    where attention to detail is revered above all-every eyelash is molded
    anew for each frame of the film. Set in modern-day Russia, (and thus
    giving the story a fresh twist, as the scenery includes a heavily
    graffiti’d urban center), we watch Peter as he tries to escape from his
    grandfather’s backyard into the wilderness beyond. The interplay
    between boy/duck/cat/wolf is as tense and intricate and heartfelt as
    anything in No Country for Old Men.

    Rounding out the animated nominees, Madame Tutli-Putli and Even Pigeons Go To Heaven
    are exhibitions of computer effects. The figures look so human that at
    times it’s easy to forget one is watching something animated. Which is
    why, in the Canadian Tutli-Putli, one is so viscerally scared as we watch some beast of the night cut out a person’s kidney. I Met The Walrus,
    a recorded interview between then-fourteen-year-old Jerry Levitan and
    John Lennon finishes off the group. In it, every single word Lennon
    speaks is turned into drawing, so the dialogue becomes this sort of
    visual representation of itself.

    Between each film, much whispering ensued amongst the
    audience, as if there was a need for instant discussion and digestion.
    And there’s a lot to be talked about. When one leaves the theater, the
    emotional and intellectual impact really is the same as if having sat
    through five features. The way a good short story is said to contain
    the same elements and even the same depth as a novel, so these short
    films imprint themselves upon the faculties.

    What they lacked in visual imagination, the live action films
    made up for in storytelling. Though the narratives were fairly linear,
    they all worked to expose their characters’ emotions, stripping them
    barer and barer until, in each short (save one) there was no more
    sentiment to be squeezed. In these films, it’s as if the narrative is a
    predator, its prey being emotion, and the narrative will not stop
    hunting until it’s sure it has tracked down and strung up and tortured
    and exposed its target.

    At Night,
    a Danish film, because apparently Danes make films now, is more morally
    complex than all the feature-length nominees combined. Three young
    women are in the oncology ward of a hospital, awaiting their imminent
    deaths. There is Mette, who at this point can barely move anymore;
    Sara, who is to undergo an operation that could either cure her or kill
    her; and Stephanie, whose illness has made her suicidal. It is December
    30th,
    and together they celebrate the New Year because they are unsure
    whether Sara will survive her surgery the next day. Here in the U.S.,
    we take a sort of Mary Poppins approach to our dramas, wherein, for the
    past few decades at least, the genre of ‘tragicomedy’ has emerged and
    taken precedent. We temper our heartbreak with humor, and tell
    ourselves it’s because the absurdity of pain is funny at times. Really,
    though, it’s because we simply can’t stomach anguish without a sugar
    coating.

    Director Christian Christiansen (love that name) has done away with the patina. At Night
    is kind of like a bruise you keep poking and it just gets bigger and
    bigger and bigger, more painful, and finally you just know it’s going
    to bust. Its very lack of levity may prevent it from taking the Oscar,
    though in terms of affecting filmmaking, it certainly deserves to win.

    All the other shorts, though, are just a tad too cute. Tanghi Argentini
    is about a guy who meets a woman online and ostensibly wants to learn
    the tango to impress her, but really he’s trying to hook up his lonely,
    tango-savvy co-worker. Il Supplente presents us with a man who
    poses for a few minutes as a substitute teacher and wreaks havoc on a
    high school class, only to be belittled like a child when he goes into
    his own office. Actually, these two in particular, though clever and
    charming, feel a bit like extrapolated Super Bowl commercials.

    The Mozart of Pickpockets is similarly cute, and goes
    maybe a little deeper than the two films mentioned above. In it, a pair
    of bumbling miscreants accidentally adopt a deaf-mute boy, who turns
    out to be a master thief. He, the boy, scrambles under the seats at
    movie theaters and steals purses from women caught in a cinematic daze.
    The two men are apparently gay, which is artsy, and they really seem to
    care for each other and the boy, which is also artsy. But at the end of
    the film, I just don’t know what the message is, whereas after At Night, there is a haunting sensation that pervades for days.

    Finally there’s The Tonto Woman.
    For the life of me I can’t figure out how it picked up a nomination. It
    is the only film with breasts in it — unnecessary breasts, I would
    argue, which turns them into gimmicky breasts, which may have then been
    enough for the nod. Or maybe there were only five short films made all
    year, so they had to let it in the running.

    Here’s how it goes: A woman was enslaved by a group of Mojave
    Indians and they tattooed her chin, so that when she returned to
    ‘regular’ society she was an outcast. In comes Ruben Vega, who
    immediately falls for her. One wonders what sort of psychological
    condition Vega has that he should instantly become infatuated with the
    town’s exile. Clearly he’s a sadist, too, as he parades her around town
    to her obvious embarrassment. In the end nothing is really solved,
    except for that the credits role and the next film comes on, which is a
    good thing.

    Remarkably, The Tonto Woman
    was the only American output in the live action category. The others
    hail from Denmark, Belgium, France, and Italy. If you include the
    animated shorts, the country list includes Russia, Canada, and England,
    too. Considering the heavy bias toward American films in the ‘regular’
    categories, it’s kind of amazing how international this particular
    group is. Especially if you’re of the mindset, as I am, that these are
    the best films being judged in the entire ceremony. It shows, I think,
    that cinematic artistry, and cinematic mastery, transcends the U.S.
    border — is even rare within the U.S. border, the evidence would suggest.

    In short (no pun intended…okay, yes it was), these films
    function as the true artistic center of Academy Awards. Their very
    existence lends Oscar night the legitimacy it needs to keep from
    devolving into the mere popularity contest it so badly wants to be.

    Written for realbuzz.com, by former Rake intern Max Ross.

  • Of Pubs and Parliament

    Hello, my name is Hector E. Ramos-Ramos, and I intend here to share with you my observations, opinions, and concerns while I am abroad (primarily in Scotland), courtesy of the study abroad program at St. Paul’s own Macalester College.

    Although I am not originally from Minnesota, the home of Bunyan and Babe has grown on me in a way I could not have predicted that first winter in 2005. Back then I constantly asked myself why I had forsaken the perpetual balminess of my hometown of San Juan, Puerto Rico, for this. Eventually though, just like the videos at the Light Rail stations tell you, even the harshest winter becomes tolerable after you’ve understood how charming Minnesota really is.

    In any case, I’m in Scotland now, at the University of Edinburgh, and I’m behind blogging schedule, so now I have to make up for my laziness with some earnest storytelling.

    I left San Juan around noon, was briefly stationed in New York City, flew from there to London (our in-flight movie was Tootsie), and then, it was just a brisk hour-long hop to Edinburgh. It had taken more than a day, but when I arrived at the airport I received my hard-earned prize: torrents of hard, cold sleet. Welcome to Scotland.

    I followed a trail of visiting university students. We all piled into a bus. None of us spoke to one another, and everyone seemed exhausted and eager to get some sleep. When I was dropped off at my university flat, the absence of bedding in my room gave me a reason to go out into the Scottish capital and explore.

    Highlights from Week One:

    The next day, orientation was held at a large lecture hall. I sat next to my flatmate, Vilhelm, from Sweden. He is one of four guys who live in our apartment (from now on, "flat"). We patiently watched some very nice Scottish university employees talk to us about the beauties of their country and the ins and outs of opening a bank account. Their accents were impenetrable, and the only way I sort-of understood what they were saying was by looking at a massive PowerPoint projection.

    Pubs happened soon after and would continue throughout the otherwise commitment-free week. Discovering a new pub is like finding a new home away from home away from home. It was during one of these introductions into the world of pubs (accompanied by my new friends, all of them from continental Europe), that I got my first lesson in local drink-culture. I went to order a pint of lager (beer) at the counter, and one of the brands, Tennent’s, caught my eye. I told the man what I wanted, and some young Scotsmen behind me in the queue reacted by chortling. One of them made the reason for my risibility very clear, "Tennent’s is for poofs." Since I have seen a number of British sitcoms, I know that poofs = limp-wristed weenies. Not wanting to be the source of Scottish mirth, I turned to the man behind the counter and said, "Erm, excuse me, could I get a Caledonian instead." No laugh track accompanied my change of drink.

    Highlights from Week Two:

    Already a week into classes, things had started to get slightly less fancy-free. My friends and I did a fair amount of touristing though. The school provided us the option of paying a few pounds for a daylong trip to the much sung-about Loch Lomond. We decided to bite the bait and hopped on the bus to the Loch. After three hours of cramped travel, we were there — Loch Lomond: 80% mist and 20 % shopping mall. After the fog cleared up and I saw the ducks doing their thing in the vast expanse of grey water, I turned to look at the awful strip mall opposite the Loch and thought to myself "What kind of schmo let this happen?" The Loch is so large that I was told by a park ranger that it would take several days on foot to go around the whole thing; I only had a few hours, so I proceeded to feed most of the ducks in my immediate surroundings. At Loch Lomond, I also found out that my flatmate, Vilhelm, has a mild case of cynophobia. This emerged after I saw him get stiff as a lamppost when two beautiful German Shepherds decided to nuzzle playfully at his feet. Later, he told me with the severity
    of a character from a Bergman movie that "dogs get more attention
    than they ought to…they don’t deserve it, not one." 

    I got to know my other flatmates, Knut and Mathieu, better this week. Knut is from Norway, but he speaks in perfect British "received pronunciation," sometimes sounding like a youthful Richard Attenborough. Mathieu is from France and he is soccer-mad, seemingly planning his life around television matches and trips to see some of his favorite teams play. The first is rather fond of dry humor, and it is comforting to know that we both share a love of classic British comedies like Yes, Minister. Mathieu
    is more happy-go-lucky, but he has a marvelously good attitude to everything. 
    He makes Marcel Marceau look like an undertaker. 

    This week, my friends and I also went to Calton Hill, where many Scottish luminaries are buried. I got a special kick out of seeing the mausoleum David Hume commissioned for himself. I am a big fan of Hume, and I appreciate praise Edinburgh heaps on him, in the form of big buildings named after him and big statues portraying him. On the hill, we also saw the National Monument, a half-finished (yet, indeed, monumental) thing in the style of the Parthenon. Begun in 1822 to commemorate the Scottish soldiers who died for Britain at Waterloo, plans to finally finish construction are tentative. I like it the way it is — aren’t most of those old Greek things in ruins anyway?

  • Creep Show Couture

    “Do you ladies sew?” asked Rae Lundquist, a five-foot, fifty-something with a confident manner and long, silvering brown hair falling past her waist. Lundquist serves as costume director of MarsCon, a sci-fi convention that celebrates its tenth anniversary this month. As part of her duties, she had organized an educational field trip for her fellow costumiers. Interested parties were instructed to gather at the top deck of the Bloomington Holiday Inn Select parking ramp on the Sunday morning following last November’s MarsCon Masquerade Ball. From there, Lundquist (a.k.a. The Dreamstitcher) would lead a caravan twenty-five miles north. “I’ll show you the real place to shop in the Twin Cities,” she continued, leaning into the assembled (one man, three women) with a map. “The Guthrie shops there; Theatre in the Round shops there … A few years ago we found some brick-red wool gabardine there—perfect for Starfleet costumes!”

    A total of five cars set forth on the expedition. After navigating a maze of freeway, frontage road, and office complexes, everyone arrived safely at their destination: an ugly beige warehouse in Brooklyn Park with red block lettering that read: SR HAR IS (the sign was missing its second R). Arriving ten minutes in advance of the store’s noon opening, the costumiers joined a small crowd of mothers and young children who’d left the warmth of their minivans to wait near the front door. Lundquist, who’d shown up wearing black jeans, a floor-length denim trench coat, and a T-shirt advertising Serenity, the 2005 space-western flick, took the opportunity to socialize. Overhearing what a young mother had come in search of, she was her usual helpful self: “Corduroy—that’s aisles seventeen and eighteen.”

    Once inside, Lundquist, obviously a regular, loitered near the cash registers for about twenty minutes. A young woman with long black hair and a powdered white face approached with her copy of Hellsing, a manga series concerning zombies, werewolves, and ghouls. Opening to a bookmarked page, she revealed her costume concept—a female character in a tight black bodysuit with all manner of bandaging (think fashionable straitjacket). The young woman indicated she was leaning toward pleather. Lundquist was quick to counter: “You’re going to die in pleather!” she said, and directed the woman to the store’s twill selection, in aisles nineteen and twenty.

    Another costumier—a nice fellow with salt-and-pepper hair—said he planned to construct a Fellowship cloak, the costume popularized by Lord of the Rings. Lundquist suggested “a lightweight, almost see-through wool,” which, she said, might be found in or about aisle fifteen.

    After a while, the crew ambled to a far, back corner of the store. Once there, Lundquist seized upon a bolt of wool/alpaca. “I can see hobbit cloaks out of that,” she offered, pinching the fabric and then rubbing it with her fingers. “But it’s still a little rough.”

    As the party perused the floor-to-ceiling selection, Lundquist camped out near an end-cap and, from there, dispensed additional nuggets of wisdom: “You know what works well for armor slats?” she said, seemingly for the benefit of the male costumier. “Venetian blinds!” For the young woman, Lundquist had a suggestion for achieving that spiky, gravity-defying Pokémon-style hair: “Glue.”

    On a typical Sunday morning, SR Harris offers outsiders a microcosmic peek inside the local rag trade: The theatrical costume designers have come to look for billowing satins and acetates, fashion designers for jersey, and Hmong families for bargain remnants. Lundquist ran into three women from the Northwest Company Fur Post in Pine City (she costumes historic reenactments on the side). Joy Teiken, the woman behind the Minneapolis-based Joynoëlle line of couture, gave a wink while strutting past. Later, when the high-fashion designer of custom menswear Russell Bourrienne was introduced to Lundquist, she responded with her usual zeal: “Oh, I should send my son your way! He’s hard to fit.”

    Lundquist then proceeded to offer an impassioned discourse on the youngest generation of costumiers (usually anime enthusiasts) who have taken up sewing. Upon hearing this, Bourrienne’s eyes widened. “Yes, it’s very different,” he said nasally, in between titters.

    As the costumiers finished their shopping, Lundquist killed time by sharing a series of observations on the more technical aspects of her job; for example: “Anime people love zippers” and “That’s the one thing I can’t stand about superheroes—they have no pockets!” Soon enough, the male costumier reappeared with that perfect bolt of translucent gray linen. The Goth woman checked back shortly thereafter. Her cart was heaped with notions and black fabric but, before she was through, she had one more important question. “Is this good thread?” she asked, proffering a spool. (After all, that labyrinthine costume of hers would require serious reinforcements.) Lundquist gave it a yank and then, handing it back, pronounced, “Yeah, that’s buttonhole thread.”

  • Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

    Sally Strle was showering in her house in Virginia, Minnesota, when the vision appeared in her mind: an open Bible with the words Rest On His Word scrolled on the pages and a pillow adorned with Catholic art and scripture.

    “I could see the beautiful pictures, even the phrase ‘Rest On His Word’ there, and I knew that God was calling me to do this business,” recalls Sally, fifty-four, a full-time mother and grandmother.

    She hopped out of the shower that June day in 2005, and, at seven o’clock in the morning, called her older sister, Barb Johnston, to share the news about her God-given business plan: Catholic-themed pillowcases. Within two months, the sisters had found a place that sells Catholic artwork in California, had nailed down a digital printer and contacts with a pillowcase manufacturer, and were ironing and packaging hundreds of pillowcases in Barb’s tiny brown-sided house off Minnetonka Boulevard in St. Louis Park. “Oh, it was just absolute madness,” recalls Barb, sixty, an ESL teacher. “We had five ironing boards set up, our sister Bonnie was cutting ribbon, Peggy was messing with the packaging, and I think we went through thirty dozen pillowcases that day.”

    They set up a website and dipped their toes into a $4.63 billion-dollar Christian retail industry that traffics in books, Bibles, and sacramentals, as well as all manner of Christ-themed accessories and products for even the most secular of challenges, right down to bad breath and fitness fatigue. Christians no longer have to settle for Altoids, Aquafina, and Luna Bars; they can pop in a Testamint, chug a bottle of Formula J’, or grab a Bible Bar on the run (fortified with the seven “good” foods in Deuteronomy 8:8—wheat, barley, honey, figs, olive oil, grapes, and pomegranates.)

    And, as it turns out, God has a pretty good ear for marketing, because Rest On His Word pillowcases turned out to be a hit, and the sisters have been receiving more than a thousand orders per year from Texas and California, to Ontario and New Jersey. One enthusiastic woman in Green Bay, Wisconsin, started using the twenty-dollar pillowcases as a Catholic school fundraiser. Another group inquired about selling Rest On His Word in Hungary, and several people have asked for the Our Lady of Guadalupe pillowcases in Spanish (the sisters are on it).

    Then the stories started to come in. They heard about a young girl who didn’t feel so scared going to sleep because she knew the saint printed on her pillow was going to protect her. They heard about a Canadian homeschooler who gave a pillowcase to the “atheist” boy next door, who cried and asked his parents if he could be a Christian. Barb gets teary-eyed when she talks about the daughter and father who slept on identical “Guardian Angel” pillowcases while Dad was stationed in Kuwait.

    “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve shown a pillowcase to someone and they’ve just started crying,” says Sally. “You can see the presence of God when you see the artwork on the pillowcase.”

    But perhaps the biggest change has been felt by the sisters, who say they have been validated in their faith like never before. Sally was once a lackadaisical Catholic, and now goes to mass every day. Barb reverted to her childhood faith from Lutheranism, her late husband’s faith, and says, “Since we’ve started the business, I’ve just never been more in love with Catholicism.”

    In the few years since founding Rest On His Word, Sally’s family has traveled to the Holy Land, and Sally went to pray with a stigmatist in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Barb and Sally traveled to Medjugorje in Bosnia and Hercegovina to see the shrine where apparitions of Mary have been reported. While there they absorbed the indigenous Christian products economy, stocking up on Our Lady of Medjugorje medals and rosaries. But they imparted little blessings from America, too: The sisters left behind Rest On His Word pillowcases at a Hercegovinian addict’s shelter and an orphanage.
    —Alyssa Ford

  • “We Can’t Really Control it Yet.”

    Johnson is our name, cheering is our game!” The chants of a cheerleading squad echoed faintly inside Colin Denis’s classroom one winter afternoon at John A. Johnson High School in St. Paul’s inner-city Payne-Phalen neighborhood. Denis, looking the very epitome of a high-school science teacher with his wispy hair, thick glasses, and lab coat, collected papers from two lingering students. “OK,” Denis told them, “now I’ll take you down to see the robot.” The girls giggled with excitement.

    On that afternoon in early February, the robot was sprawled, as yet unnamed and entirely immobile, on a table in the school’s basement woodshop. The robot consisted of a square metal chassis measuring about two feet per side. Casters on each corner kept the robot stable, while four wheels near the center of the chassis were powered by a battery just a bit smaller than one you’d find under the hood of a minivan. There were plans for the robot to acquire arms and other useful accoutrements, but that day—with just two weeks remaining before the completion deadline—its creators were still grappling with more fundamental design challenges. “It’s my plan to drive it around the lunch room,” said Denis, “but we can’t really control it yet. It could hurt someone.”

    Later this month, the fully mobile—and, it’s hoped, fully controllable—robot will join more than fifty others at an Upper Midwest regional event, competing with other robots to push balls around a track. If things go well, Johnson High’s robot could move on to the national FIRST (For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology) Robotics Competition. The nonprofit FIRST, founded in 1989 by Dean Kamen, the inventor best known for his Segway Personal Transporter, aims to inspire students to enter science and technology fields.

    Corporate grants pay for each team to receive a basic kit of components for a remote-controlled robot—but it’s nothing like a Snaptite model. It took weeks of work for several Johnson students to design and cut specialized aluminum parts, wire a remote-control device with two joysticks, and program the robot’s simple brain to respond to commands by spinning its wheels in the desired direction. “It’s been exciting,” said Mano Nhul, a spiky-haired senior wearing a necktie only semi-ironically. “Well, at least since we got the robot to move.”


    The FIRST program has grown quickly in recent years, so most of the teams competing at the upcoming regional competition—to be held at the University of Minnesota the last weekend in March—are first-timers. Many, including the Johnson High team, have had to reconcile themselves to the fact that they’ll be up against experienced teams with vastly more resources. “We’re trying to do metal work in a woodshop,” observed Walter Pearson, a retired 3M engineer who serves as a volunteer advisor for the team. Bob Hart, an IBM retiree who’s another volunteer, added, “In engineering, you’re supposed to determine your need and design a part to do the job. Here, we have to do it backwards—find a part and then make it fit.”

    But the Johnson students are quick studies. On that February afternoon, Hart was teaching senior Belik Pha how to use engineering software to design a cover plate for the robot. (Pearson was also able to arrange for some custom parts to be built at the 3M machine shop.) At the next terminal, Pha’s teammate Lao Vang was writing a program in the computer language C. “He’s had to learn C from scratch,” noted Denis. “That’s like telling someone to learn Urdu in two weeks.”

    In the woodshop, senior Jeremy Gould was working with Pearson to cut a part to size. “This aluminum is like butter,” Pearson muttered approvingly as Gould sawed away. Gould, a burly young man with an unflappable, plainspoken demeanor, is all too familiar with the competition his team faces: He attended the two statewide events that inaugurated this season’s competition. There, experienced teams from places like Edina and Prior Lake showed up with dozens of members in matching shirts, reminiscing fondly about chanting their team numbers in Roman numerals and raising funds by auctioning dates with team members. At one event, veterans from the Edina team told new participants that they should plan to raise several thousand dollars (“at an absolute minimum”) to fund expenses like extra parts for their robot—each team is allowed to spend up to $3,500 on parts beyond those in the basic kit, and some teams go so far as to build two robots so they have one to practice with. The nine-member Johnson High team hadn’t had time to hold any fundraisers, write chants, or print T-shirts—let alone set up a website with a news feed on their progress, as many teams have—but Gould, who made bumpers for the robot by cutting up flotation noodles, was proud nonetheless. “We can get something together,” he said with confidence. “We’ll show them that we can compete.”

    Denis was pleased that the robotics program had engaged some of Johnson’s more academically accomplished students; he had been inspired to support the founding of the team after colleagues at other schools teased him that Johnson students had a reputation for excellence in brawn rather than brain. “Belik has already completed her graduation requirements, and she’s taking classes at the U of M. Why should she stick around here at all? This gives kids like her something to come here for.”

    Most of this year’s team members are seniors, but Denis and his colleagues are already making plans for next year, when the team will be based at St. Paul College’s fully equipped metal shop. As for what’s to come in ’08, Gould was asked for his thoughts as he stoically extracted a screw (Pearson had advised him to re-insert it from the opposite direction). “It’ll be interesting,” he said.