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that The Rake stand had been moved from its usual location, then found
it on the first floor. After conversing with a friendly (yes, your
readers are very pleasant people) fellow reader, I found out that this
would be your LAST PUBLICATION! Ouch!! Since television is so
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not watch it; so this was the first time I heard you were going to end
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Let's Do the Time Warp Again
In Godzilla movies, fallout from a nuclear test or some
other significant disaster often awakens the monster, or one of his rivals,
wreaking untold destruction upon Japan, like so.Here in Minnesota, we’re just starting to see the true fallout from the
February 25 vote to override Gov. Pawlenty’s veto of the DFL transportation
bill. In a "Welcome to
Tokyo" moment, State Representatives Ron Erhardt, Neil Peterson, and Jim
Abeler, three of the six Republicans who voted in support of the veto, had
their asses summarily handed to them in Saturday’s Republican convention, with
Erhardt and Peterson losing the state GOP endorsement to Keith Downey and Jan Schneider, respectively. Abeler,
who represents Anoka and was running completely unopposed except for
token opposition from local puppet and drunken reprobate Sailor
Martin and previously unknown carpetbagger Boxy
Brown, also couldn’t seal the deal, failing to secure the 60 percent
majority needed to sew up the endorsement – and when Anoka Republicans would
rather go without than give you any love, you know you’ve got problems.Of course, even without the veto override, these three may
have been taken behind the woodshed. There seems to be a definite trend toward
the right in the state party as a whole, a trend that definitely does not favor
moderate Republicans. This trend seems, upon first glance, a bit bizarre.
Minnesota has a grand tradition of moderate Republicans working hand in hand
with the DFL – great men like Arne Carlson and Rudy Boschwitz. Why trade that
legacy for complete and utter raving Bachmann-esque bat-shit crazy, especially over
the objections of some of the most respected members of the caucus? Only
Ron Carey knows for sure, and he’s too busy making ad
buys on Fox to chat.Regardless, the veto override has only accelerated a process
that began around the time Jesse Ventura left office, thus depriving Democrats
and Republicans of a common enemy and causing both parties to drift away from center like drunken sorority girls too focused on texting their booty call to watch the road. The theory in vogue among Republican analysts, however, is that Republican
leaders feel moderates can’t draw the line in the sand voters need in order to
decide between GOP and DFL.In a way, this makes sense. Had GI Joe not had such
drastically
different ideology from Cobra, would we have cheered them on despite the
confusion engendered by the feelings the Baroness evoked in us? And
if our fearless Republican leadership can deal with Cobra, is there really any
question of their ability to secure our borders against the invasion forces of
the vile Canadians?
For if we do not fight them in Winnipeg, will we not have to fight them in
Hibbing? And given the platform many of these new legislators stand on, "them"
happens to include gay marriage and teachers.Make no mistake, this strategy will garner votes. The issues
many of these candidates are running on are those that have divided the state,
and the rest of the country, for the last eight years, if not longer. What
remains to be seen is whether these issues drive enough Republicans to the
polls to retake the legislature or if the sharply divisive rhetoric from both
sides delivers a veto-proof majority to the DFL.In the meantime, we can take heart that there is still
one issue that crosses party lines and serves to bring us together regardless
of political affiliation. One issue that simultaneously brings a smile to the
faces of Clinton, McCain and Bush. One issue that, if we’re all honest with
ourselves, warms our hearts and speaks to us in a universal language – skantily-clad
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Gospel, Cars, and Punk
MUSIC
The Holmes Brothers
The Holmes Brothers bring roadhouse rock to god-fearing gospel. In fact, you’ll find a mixture of gospel, soul, blues, R&B, and country — with truly unique three-part vocal harmonies. Sherman Holmes, Wendell Holmes, and Popsy Dixon have played and recorded with some of rock-and-rolls greats, including Van Morrison, Peter Gabriel, Odetta, and Willie Nelson. Head out tonight for a show that resonates with passion and conviction.7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m., Dakota Jazz Club and Restaurant, 1010 Nicollet Ave., Minneapolis; 612-332-1010; $30 & $22.
SPECIAL EVENT
2008 Auto ShowCars, cars, cars. We love our cars here in good old Minnesota — a rather amusing fact considering the weather. This is the land — or at least it used to be — of the winter beater. But what lurks in the garage? What lurks under the tarp or the canvas? I’ve seen many a classic car peeking out from under its hibernation dome. I’ve seen chrome. I’ve seen flames. I’ve seen candy apple red. And now, you can see this and more at the 7th largest auto show in the nation. Stop on by, through Sunday, and check out over $30,000,000 in new vehicles.
10 a.m. to 7 p.m., Minneapolis Convention Center, 1301 2nd Ave S, Minneapolis, 612-335-6000; $9.
MUSIC & BOWLING
Punk Rock BowlingBowl a few frames, slam a few walls, and see some cool, love music. Be My Emergency is playing at Memory Lanes with History Repeating Herself and Pretty Boy Thorson for Punk Rock Bowling!
10 p.m., Memory Lanes Bowling Alley, 2520 26th Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-721-6211; $2 per game, $2 shoe rental.
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The Three Pointer: Getting off the Mat
Copyright 2008 NBAE (Photo by Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images)
Game #61, Road Game #30: Minnesota 111, Sacramento 103
Game #62, Road Game #31: Minnesota 99, Los Angeles Clippers 96
Season Record: 14-48
1. The Exploits of Foye
The beat writers from the Strib and PiPress had the dominant story arc of last night’s Clippers game down pat, perhaps best summed up by the Strib headline: Telfair injury positions Foye to excel. The severe ankle sprain Telfair suffered in the first half of Friday night’s win over Sacramento enabled Foye to take over the spot for which he feels he is best suited. He responded with a superb game: 26 points, 6 assists, zero turnovers, and the sort of heroic 4th quarter leadership that has given him special cache–and a crucial edge in his ongoing battle with Rashad McCants for primary sidekick status alongside Al Jefferson.
While this was exactly the sort of signature Foye contribution that his boosters claim will be a fairly regular occurrence once he’s fully recovered from this season’s insidious knee injury, it was not his best performance of the year. That would be the "four score and 20" triumph in the first meeting with Utah, when Foye was being guarded by someone with enough height and athleticism to prevent him from taking total carte blanche on his menu of court moves. The Clips, alas, have had a procession of points fall by the wayside, beginning with Shaun Livingstone’s terrible knee injury, continuing with Sam Cassell’s classic 18-month warrantly expiration as a useful teammate (he’s been shipped to Boston), and concluding with solid sub Brevin Knight riding the pine with a sore neck. That left it up to undersized (6-0) journeyman Dan Dickau and the even smaller (5-10) D-Leaguer Andre Barrett to try and stop Foye.
And in the first half, it looked like that would be enough. Coach Randy Wittman paired Foye with Marko Jaric in the backcourt to start the game. But when Marko had his lumbering drive blocked by center Chris Kamen and then Kamen and Cuttino Mobley caught Foye flat-footed on an easy dish at the hoop, Witt swapped in McCants for Jaric at 6:16 of the first. In those first five and a half minutes, Foye had 2 points and one assist and the Wolves were down 4. With Shaddy on the court, the Clips no longer had the luxury of throwing Dickau on either Jaric or Foye, giving Foye an advantageous matchup with Dickau (and then Barrett) at both ends, one he converted into 7 points, a second dime, and a plus +6 stretch for the Wolves over the final 6:16 of the period.
The second quarter was an offensive disaster. Telfair’s pace was sorely missed, as Foye and Jaric split the minutes with almost equal ineptitude. Aside from their minutes played they had *no stat line*–no shot attempts or makes, no rebounds, assists, turnovers, steals, etc.–until Foye found Gomes open for a jumper with 1:09 to play in the half. Meanwhile, the kid from NC State, Josh Powell, did a nice job harrassing Jefferson (as he did the first time they played) into 3-6 FG after Big Al had gone 4-5 FG in the first period, Gomes hit 2-4 FG and the rest of the squad bricked 1-10 FG, and chipped in just 2 foul shots besides, for an ugly 14-point quarter. At the other end, Al Thornton laid waste to the Wolves’ smallish forwards for 11 points and 5 rebounds in the period, Jaric and Foye allowed Dickau and Barrett to go 4/0 assists to turnovers, and the Clips carried a 47-39 lead into the locker room.
The third quarter felt like the team stirred a synergy last demonstrated versus Utah (although I didn’t see Sacto Friday night) and the key ingredient was Foye’s penetration. One of the things that made Flip Saunders such an outstanding offensive tactician was his ability to recognize and relentlessly exploit mismatches. Foye–even the Foye still rusty from injury–versus Dickau or Barrett was just such a mismatch, and whether Wittman or one of his coaches or Foye himself figured it out in the locker room at intermission, it powered the Wolves to a 34-point quarter–20 more than the second period.
Just like some missed shots are as bad as a turnover, some are as good as an assist, and so it was when Foye took it to the hole. Because he was too strong and quick for the Clip points to deter him, he inevitably drew a crowd at the hoop. His 3-6 FG line underrates his positive aggression, with only one of those misses–a wayward trey– detrimental. On the other two, both layup attempts, Gomes followed up with his own layup and was fouled by Dickau, and Jefferson tipped in his own putback. Foye also was fouled going to the hoop–by bigs Tim Thomas and Kamen, and by Barrett at the end of the quarter–knocking down 5-6 FT for the period. And his dribble penetration freed up the double-teams on Jefferson, and enabled Gomes to play his sneaky smart game. The bottom line was 11 points apiece for Foye (who added three official assists in addition to his missed layup assists) and Gomes, and 8 for Jefferson–30 of the team’s 34 for the period, producing 52 FG%. Minnesota was down five but had momentum heading into the final period.
The 4th quarter comeback was greatly abetted by Clippers’ stupidity, especially coach Mike Dunleavy’s perculiar notion to do away with a point guard for the final 8:15 of the game. [Update: At least one commenter believes it was in response to the Wolves’ zone, which is certaintly possible.] At that point, for all their faults, Dickau was plus +9 and Barrett a mere minus -1, making the Clips up 8 at 83-75. When you put Mobley and Maggette in your backcourt without a point guard, ill-advised three-pointers reign. After shooting 49% FG, 5-13 from outside the arc, and 21-23 FT through three quarters, the Clips were a heedless 2-8 from trey territory, spurring a putrid 6-20 FG performance further undercut by just 4-4 FT for 18 points. And at the other end, the Clips big lineup compelled Wittman to go with a front line of Jefferson-Smith-Gomes, just the right combo for Smith to wheel and deal for 6 points and 4 rebounds, and for Gomes to shut down Thornton, who went 0-4 FG with just one rebound while playing the entire 12 minutes.
And that set up Foye’s heroics. Inserted back into the game (after Jaric rose to the occasion with some perimeter deflections on D in the big lineup) with 3:15 to play and the Wolves up 2, Foye scored the last 6 points for his team–the first a cold-blooded jumper off a feed from Smith that seesawed the one-point margin back to Minnesota, 95-94, with 1:15 to play; and the second his patented right-lane running banker which made it 97-94 with 10 seconds to go. Here’s where the Clips’ stupidity reached epic heights. After chucking treys all period, Maggette chose to dribble *inside the arc* and offer up a two-pointer that brought the Clips to 97-96, but with just 2 seconds to play, as Dunleavy made a face like he was shitting BBs on the sideline. To finish the drama, Foye was fouled, canned them both, and the Wolves had their first back-to-back wins on the road this season.
2. Not in the Box Score
During his rookie season two years ago. Rashad McCants was frequently lost on defense, selfish on offense, and petulant in attitude at both ends of the court. When the Wolves went into full tank mode very late in the year, McCants showed flashes of incredible offensive talent. Last year, felled by his microfracture surgery, I developed a real affection for the way McCants had seemed to make himself over. From his willingness to participate in any and every silly Wolves promotion to his constant presence around the team even when wearing street clothes, to his open adoration of Kevin Garnett, to the way he bulked himself up, obviously dying to do *something* to keep himself in shape, Shaddy seemed much less of a punk. What’s more, the nuances of his play once he did finally hit the cour
t, especially on defense, indicated that he had a clue about how to play, and made me pull for him.That’s a windy prelude to noting that McCants had probably his finest game while scoring in single digits thus far in his NBA career. After playing with enormous discipline and tact for three periods–a time in which he’d attempted only 4 shots, and made but one, in 19:14, only to have a team-best plus +6–McCants came out with that tunnel-visioned score or (more frequently) bust mentality that makes you want to strangle him. He jacked up four shots in the first 2:43 of the final quarter, missing them all, as the Clips pushed the lead from 5 to 8.
Then something clicked back on, and the "good Shaddy" reasserted himself. He collared the rebound on an Al Thornton miss and fed Craig Smith in stride with a left-handed sweep pass for a layup. He facilitated ball movement and concentrated on getting it inside to Jefferson and Smith, and guarded Maggette closely on the wing. When the Wolves had pulled within 4 at 81-85, he fed Corey Brewer for a jumper at the foul line, a perfect set-up, then ran the floor and got a pass from Brewer off a steal from Jaric to tie the game with a transition layup. He canned another jumper to put the Wolves back in front, 93-91, with 2:03 to play.
Now that Antoine Walker is more or less history for this season, no other player can effectively spread the floor like McCants operating on the wing. The biggest beneficiary of this is Jefferson, and it is no coincidence that last night against the Clips, the Jefferson-McCants tandem were the only Timberwolves around for three terrific runs, a 12-2 spurt near the end of the first quarter and a pair of 8-0 bursts late in the third and midway through the fourth quarters. For the game, Shaddy, who was 3-11 FG and had just 7 points, finished with a team-best plus +16 in 31:06, meaning the Wolves were minus -19 in the 16:54 he sat. Compare this to Randy Foye’s net zero in 39:04 worth of action. (And yes, it helped that, unlike Foye, Shaddy didn’t have to play with Kirk Snyder or Jaric very often.)
Plus/minus can undeniably be a funky stat. But here’s a pretty good sample size from 82games.com, which doesn’t count this weekend’s two victories. In the 1444 minutes that McCants was not on the court in Minnesota’s first 60 games, the Wolves scored a flat 98 points per 48 minutes while yielding 111.2, for a net minus -347. In the 1440 minutes Shaddy was playing–almost exactly the same amount of time he sat–the Wolves were a titch worse on defense, giving up a flat 112 points per 48. But on offense, they averaged 105.9 points, a whopping 7.9 points per game more than when McCants wasn’t a perimeter threat, for a net minus -122. That’s why Shaddy’s plus/minus totals, while still very much in the minus (this is a 14-48 ballclub, after all), are much better than any of the other players with significant minutes.
To put it bluntly, McCants is probably his own worst enemy, both in his bouts of ball hogging and his sporadically disagreeable personality. It is very hard to set that aside and just watch what kind of an impact he exerts on the court, but try it and discover his value. Unfortunately, it is also important to note that with his team up one in the final seconds, McCants clanked a jumper (that Craig Smith managed to wrestle away from Tim Thomas, a great play appropriately applauded by Jim Petersen), yet another time when McCants didn’t nail the J when crunch time was getting particularly crunchy. So, the debate continues.
Three other things not noted by the box score alone: As he demonstrated yet again today,Ryan Gomes is most valuable on a very good team, and thus a barometer of how well the other Wolves are performing. I didn’t get the specific stat, but I heard something from Hanny to the effect that the Wolves rarely if ever lose when Gomes scores more than 15 points. In any event, although it isn’t the sort of thing that jumps out at you, when the Wolves play intelligently, talking on defense and share the ball on offense, Gomes shines. I can’t imagine a better complementary piece for the Celtics–he’ll be a better Posey in the next few years, or a Shane Battier, simply all-purpose glue, whether it is as a starter or a superb placeholder. Can the Wolves wait to improve enough to maximize that value, that ability to round out a squad?
There is also no box score citation for Al Jefferson really rolling his ankle on a baseline jumper where he came down on Powell’s foot. But Jefferson’s ability to will himself through the pain, and not only sink the resulting free throws but move in the lane and sink a bunny hook on the very next possession, was the kind of grit that inspires a team making a 4th quarter run. And it indeed coincided with a Wolves spurt that tied the game from eight points down in the 4th.
Last there was a play Corey Brewer made in the second quarter where he blatantly pushed Al Thornton just as Thornton had established primo position in the paint and was about the receive the feed. Two things about it: One, that there is no way Brewer can contain someone like Thornton down low, pointing out how his frailty hinders even the strongest part of his game, which is defensive tenacity. Two, the rook is incredibly smart on the court and mentally does something at least once or twice a game that really benefits the team–last night, the Clips didn’t score on the ensuing in-bounds play in the half court, meaning Brewer’s foul saved them two points.
There is a lot of debate about how Minnesota should have taken Thornton instead of Brewer, and Thornton’s performance in the second period offers a pretty good testimonial for that viewpoint. It is pretty clear that Thornton is a superior athlete. But this is also a guy who has already had a 10-turnover game, and who frequently endures horrible shooting nights that are more 3-15 FG than 1-5 or 2-8. I think the current gap between what Thornton is delivering in the aggregate versus what Brewer contibutes is at its widest point right now. I expect it to diminish and perhaps swing in Brewer’s direction, within the next 3-4 years. Right now, advantage Thornton. Later: ?
3. Miscellaneous
The release of Gerald Green by the Rockets coupled with the occasional lift Kirk Snyder has provided indicates that Kevin McHale’s modest little string of positive trades continues. Still, there is a chippy side to Snyder that is worrisome. He’s already been tossed out of one game, and when he picked up a silly tech in a recent home game (either Seattle or Charlotte), Wittman screamed "No more!" at him in the huddle. More to the point, unless Brewer’s thigh bruise is particularly troublesome, having Snyder snatch minutes from the rook and/or McCants is not a trend this team should continue unless he’s really throttling the other team’s best swingman.
Telfair’s injury is actually good timing. Bassy has proven what he can (and can’t) do, to the point where management and the rest of the league front offices can set a market value and offer him work at the end of this year. Meanwhile, Foye gets to prove he really can be a point guard, Jaric won’t pout as much, and we’ll see more of the Foye/McCants tandem and its effect on how teams defend Jefferson–all good things.
For those who missed my little announcement in the comments last time, I’m back to playing god in what comments are or aren’t going to remain. Folks who arrive with an outsized chip on the shoulders or who for some other reason don’t mesh with what I regard as the high standard of civility and intelligence that the overwheming majority of commenters have established, will see their remarks disappear. Life’s too short to countenance assholes unless absolutely necessary. I understand that not everybody will agree with me–or, more specifically, most everybody will at some point not agree with me–but to the extent we keep it respectful and about the game, everybody’s life is easier and more stress-free. Especially mine. So thanks for the consideration.
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Letters from Eurydice VII
Eurydice closes tonight, so this will be my final entry as a
guest blogger for The Rake. Thanks to them for inviting me to do
this, and thanks to all of you who took the time to read of these
adventures.TTT is well into its second decade, but until now its work has never been seen outside the Twin Cities. Eurydice
is a landmark because, for the first time, the show is playing a tour
date: Bemidji! A four-hour drive up on Monday, a public performance
Monday night followed by a very early high school performance the next
morning. But in between… Michelle Hensley tells us that we’re staying
at the Palace Casino Hotel, and the senses of the company swim! Booze! Gambling! Adjoining rooms! One night only! Let the bacchanalia begin, baby—Ten Thousand Things is off the leash!All through rehearsals and the first week of performances, people start making plans: Is there a hot-tub? How much gambling money are people bringing? Who’s rooming with whom? Now there’s
a thought—some pretty dishy people in the cast, and as we’ve all been
slyly saying to each other so often it’s become our mantra of
immorality: What happens in Bemidji, stays in Bemidji. I
wind up with musical genius Peter Vitale as my roommate. Peter is the
second-oldest man in the company and a father like me and I sniff a
faint whiff of fogey-dom collecting around my ankles.Michelle
asks if anybody wants to carpool with her, and I jump at the offer.
There’s no way I can get lost if I’m riding with the artistic director,
and since there’s bound to be another person along I can probably
stretch out in back and snooze most of the way. Oh, this trip is
shaping up nicely! No driving up or back, only two performances and a
night of rich and exotic promise. I briefly ponder packing my tuxedo. I
mean, we’re gonna be right next to a casino,
dude—what red-blooded American male hasn’t wanted to sit at a chemin
de fir table in black tie, casually flipping cards and suavely purring
"Banco" and "Suivi" to the dealer while raking in piles of chips as
eye-patched Largo scowls and darkly fingers his SPECTRE octopus ring. The crowd murmurs in French and elegantly gowned/coifed women gaze with
longing. The problem is I don’t actually know how to play chemin de fir and don’t know the French phrase for "I just lost my wife’s 401K." So I decide to keep it casual.The
first bat-squeak of disillusionment arrives in an email from one of the
company. The Palace Casino Hotel is alcohol-free. It says so on the
website. In fact, it SCREAMS so on the website. I suffer a momentary
neural shutdown and stare at the screen. I see the word casino and then, very close to it, the words alcohol-free. Casino. Alcohol-free. These
words can’t be so close together. They hate each other! How do you
operate a casino without serving liquor? Isn’t that how casinos work? Yeah,
I vaguely understand enough of the math to know that the house will
always beat you in the end, but isn’t it the free vodka martinis,
shaken or stirred, that keep you at
the table in a pleasant buzz, losing track of time, tossing $100 chips
onto the baize like Famous Amos cookies until the odds catch up with
you and you stagger back to your comped hotel room with nothing but
lint and ATM slips in your pocket?The
second ominous piece of news arrives the Sunday before we leave.
There’s no second passenger in Michelle’s car! We’re riding up
together, she and I, alone.
Now, one might think it odd that the prospect of spending four hours
alone in a car with a woman who has directed me in 5 or 6 TTT
productions would unnerve me, but it really does. Michelle is, well, ultra- — ultra-talented, ultra-kind, ultra-generous, ultra-passionate, and most
important in this context, ultra, ultra-intelligent and ultra, ultra, ultra-intimidating.
She went to Princeton and has won lots of awards and is writing a book
and ran this company alone with her bare hands for five years at least.
She’s far better-read than I am, more articulate and opinionated on
current events and politics, and I have no idea what we’re going to talk
about! Not that I’m a dunce, but I am definitely a Watson to her
Holmes, as I am to many writers and directors. I’m a guy of average
intelligence who happens to be able to do this one weird thing, acting,
fairly well. And for that I get to spend many of my working days with
lots of hyper-intelligent people with whom I have learned to mostly keep my
mouth shut and listen.Have
you ever spent a night in a bar with a group of writers, dramaturgs, and
directors from the Playwright’s Center? The wit, the banter, the
telling observations zip by like Bob Feller fastballs. It’s
flipping intimidating is what it is, and once settled in the car I
figure the best remedy is to acknowledge my anxiety and confide in
Michelle straight up. "Michelle, I’m frankly very nervous about
spending four hours in this car with you and boring you silly."
Michelle’s eyes widen, "Really? Why?" and the next thing I know we’re
stopping for lunch, and then the next thing I know we’re in
Bemidji. The art of a great conversationalist is being able to
effortlessly make a lesser conversationalist feel like a great
conversationalist. Michelle is a ultra–great
conversationalist. I never felt a thing. It turns out we both travelled
this route as children en route to family lake cabins. We recall being
packed in the car the night before and waking up on the road, watching
the hypnotic linear dance of the overhead telephone wires as the car
speeds northward. It’s surprising to discover such pleasant, kindred
memories with Michelle. That and the fact that she’s addicted to The Wire, same as me.We’re
the first to arrive at the Palace Hotel, and we have about two hours
before our 5:30 call at the theatre. I’m dying for a nap and don’t even
glance at the hallway leading to the casino as I find my room and
collapse. Peter Vitale comes in at some point — I don’t even hear him. I
do hear my cell phone ringing, though, only minutes, it seems, after I
put my head to the pillow. It’s Nancy Waldoch, our SM, letting us know there’s
been a mix-up and our audience thinks our performance is starting at
6 p.m. instead of 6:30, so we need to get a move on now.Still
fuzzy with sleep, we grab our costume bags, stumble into cars, and head
to the Wild Rose Theater in Bemidji. The Wild Rose is housed in the
Bemidji Masonic Temple Meeting Hall, which happens to be the perfect
shape for your stadium-style seating arrangement. Our audience is a
melange of local arts patrons, college students, and occupants of
Bemidji Battered Women’s and Homeless Shelters.For
the most part they are quite attentive, although someone has brought
along a small boy who starts wandering in and out, and Michelle
gallantly takes it upon herself to distract him in the lobby with
cookies, cider and, for ought I know, duct tape.The
performance goes well, but I think I speak for everybody when I say
that a certain small percentage of our attention was focused on our
post-show activities: where will we eat, and more importantly, where
will we drink? During the post-show load-out of our set, Vera Mariner succinctly summarized our concerns when she said, "God, if they don’t have beer, I will tear my eyes out!" -
Sushi: The Naked Truth, part three
Before we opened in January, I had my whole core team working with me, training at the restaurant in Eau Claire. I knew with all of the bad habits and the lack of outside chefs in the twin cities area it would be best not to hire locally and have to correct bad habits. I’m not saying there are not good chefs in the area, but the top chefs are already employed at good establishments — such as Nami’s, Origami’s, and Fujiya — and out of respect of the owners I would not try to steal their chefs.
However, as business grows and you need to hire it’s tough to train a chef ground up when you are short handed. I buckled and hired a local chef that had experience and could work under me. I knew it would be tough as bad habits are hard to break, but this experience opened my eyes even more to how bad some places in the area are cutting corners. On the second day I had asked him to cut down and trim a hamachi (yellow tail) for me as I was swamped at my station. I watched his knife skills. He did well, and in no time the hamachi was broken down. All was good until he handed the hamachi to me!
Shocked, I asked him why he hadn’t trimmed the bloodline completely away? His answer was that most of the places in which he had worked in the area had instructed him not to trim it all away because it’s too expensive! Almost speechless, I trimmed away the remaining bloodline, and told him that we do trim all of it away and discard it. Later in the evening, when it slowed down, I was talking to him about the hamachi, and he told me most places cut up the bloodline and add it to the spicy tuna as a filler so they get a larger yield! NASTY!! The bloodline is a part of some fish that is very strong and fishy and should always be trimmed away and discarded.
He is a good chef, has good knife skills, makes beautiful sushi, but again it all comes down to the dedication and preparation of the establishment. I won’t go into detail on the places that cuts corners, but I assure you that we do not cut corners and some of the places in town like Nami’s, Origami’s, and Fujiya’s also carry on the strict policy of providing only the best.
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St. Paddy, Please
Pleeeease!!! It’s St. PADDY’S Day, (as in Padraig) not St. PATTY’S Day
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Attack on the Border
By the disposition of officials in the Colombian border town of Ipiales early on Saturday, March 1, one never would have guessed what happened only hours earlier, roughly 200 km south, near the Ecuadorian town of Angostura.
Few soldiers patrolled the border, and the atmosphere was completely free of tension. The immigration agent on the Colombian side took longer than usual to stamp my passport while he talked to a friend on the telephone. Groups of young adults dressed in black with Iron Maiden armbands waited to return home to Ecuador the day after the concert in Bogota. Vendors sold coffee to weary travelers waiting in line to get their passports stamped in the early morning light.
Across the bridge in Tulcán, Ecuador, the mood was similar. Money-changers crowded around to change pesos to dollars, and swarms of bus drivers fought to get me onto a bus bound for Quito. I ate a traditional Ecuadorian breakfast in a café nearby with the concert goers and a Japanese tourist they also took under their wing. The narcotics officer who boarded the bus checked identification and sent the bus on its way in less then five minutes.
There was no sign that at approximately 6:30 a.m., the Colombian army violated Ecuador’s sovereignty when they crossed 2.7 km over the border to kill Raul Reyes, the spokesman and second in command of las Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia (FARC).
Everything was tranquilo.
However, the situation in South America, only a few days after the attack, is less than calm. Ecuador has removed its ambassador from Colombia, asked Colombia’s ambassador to leave Quito, and sent 3,200 additional troops to the border. Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez declared that Colombia’s actions could be the start of a war in South America. He also implicated the United States in the attack and sent roughly 6,000 troops to the Venezuelan/Colombian border.
In a meeting of the Organization of the American States (OAS) on March 4, in Washington D.C., Colombia’s ambassador, Camilo Ospina, denied that Colombia violated Ecuadorian airspace as previously thought, but admitted that Colombian helicopters entered the camp after the attack. Though he asked for forgiveness for the violation of sovereignty, Ospina put more emphasis on documents supposedly discovered on computers recovered in the attack that show Chávez sent $300 million in aid to FARC. In a firm voice Ospina also condemned Ecuadorian president Rafael Correa for not working harder to expel "terrorists" from his country.
However, tensions are not limited to discussions between governments. At an international oil company’s office in Quito, an Ecuadorian employee commented, "The guerilla has arrived," as his Colombian co-worker arrived to the office the day after the attack. YouTube clips of Chávez’s comments are followed by Colombians, Ecuadorians, and Venezuelans calling names and fighting over which is worse: the violation of sovereignty, funding supposed terrorists, allowing FARC to operate in ones country, or following orders from the United States of America.
While some OAS countries call for diplomatic resolution, others see no alternative but war. If Ecuador does not maintain a hard line, the country leaves itself open to being taken advantage of in the future. Colombia sees the need to seek out FARC guerillas wherever they may be hiding. Venezuela is rallying support in its fight against, in the words of Chávez, the "U.S. empire" who he believes was involved in the attack.
In Quito, the weather is overcast, mimicking the state of South American politics. The continent seems to be dividing. But in Quito, the buses are still running, the people are still going to work, and me, I’m not going anywhere soon.
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Friday Fish Fries – A Guest Blog
A contribution from two of our faithful readers:
The Adventures of the Roving Fish Fry Reporters, a.k.a. Lenten Lunatic Anthony Kaczor and his non-Catholic/just-hungry wife Sid Korpi.
Our quest this year: to get to a different fish fry every Friday during Lent, using the events calendar in “The Catholic Spirit” to determine our destinations. This is the chronicle of that quest.
Week One — Friday, February 1, 2008
The leader of the pack, having one of the earliest fish fries of all locations, was St. Timothy’s Church, 707 89th Ave. NE, Blaine. Anthony and Sid were surprised by his brother Alric’ wife Melanie, from Sun Valley, Calif., and her father Ed and sister Angelique. (She’d popped into town unannounced for a long weekend.) Speaking of old home week, Sid recognized an old friend from high school — they’d graduated from Blaine Senior High in 1980 — and did some catching up over the catch of the day.Fish Fry Review
(Items are rated with "+" or "-".)
– Baked fish had a funny-tasting spice Anthony didn’t care for. –
– Breaded fish was tasty and not too greasy, the wholetable agreed. +
(Anthony liked it with balsamic vinegar.)
– Good coleslaw and baked beans. +
– Milk, water, coffee and juices available. +
– No dessert offered. –
– Bake sale on-site. +
Cost: $9 adults
Verdict: Would we go back next year? YES, if nothing else,
it’s near Sid’s sister’s place and we can use it as an excuse to visit.Week Two — Friday, February 8, 2008
Sticking to our own ‘hood, we visited the Church of St. Albert the Great, 2836 33rd Ave. S., Minnepolis. We’d heard from KARE-11 news that this was voted the best fish fry in the Twin Cities, and we knew from past experience that the lines can get extremely long, so we got their
early. Surprisingly, the place was half empty the whole time we were there. Could be because this was their first week and the pace would pick up on subsequent Fridays.Our friends Patti and Larry Rogacki of South Minneapolis, also fish fry aficionados, joined us. Sid, unfortunately, was battling a horrendous cold and because she had no sense of smell, said everything she ate tasted like warm cotton balls; she recused herself from contributing to this week’s rating for that reason. Anthony scarcely sat still, always jumping up to buy raffle tickets throughout the meal. Sid points out that, as of yet, "We’ve won absolutely nothing."
Fish Fry Review
– Baked fish came in large but bland portions. –
– Breaded fish was tasty and not too greasy. Larry had thirds. +
– Garlic mashed potatoes looked good but were too watered down. –
– Meatless spaghetti was offered. None of us got any because we were full, but it looked and smelled pretty darn good. Nice
alternative for non-seafood lovers/vegetarians. +
– GREAT DESSERTS! Myriad varieties of bars, cookies and cakes. ++
– Milk, juice, water and coffee available. +
– Large raffle selection, $500 prize and a weekly 50-cent raffle for various gift certificates. +
Cost: $10 adults, a little pricey but still near average.Verdict : Would we go back next year? YES, although we think KARE-11 overrated the quality of the overall meal. On desserts alone, however, it earns a great big plus from us.
Week Three — Friday, February 15, 2008
Anthony emailed 2 million relatives and/or friends to meet us at the North Aire Event Center (former Knights of Columbus Hall), 6831 Highway 65 NE, Fridley. A great many of them did, which contributed to it being the most insanely crowded fish fry we’d attended so far. Some pals showed up and had to mosey along because they couldn’t find any
place to park.We found it rather frustrating that our guests and we had to be scattered all around the auditorium, as there were never more than a few seats open at any one table and then only for seconds. You could feasibly have to be willing to knock old ladies out of their chairs if you wanted to secure a spot, Sid noted. Very little visiting could happen because of that. We were seated with Sid’s sister Diane Lloyd and
friend Dave Anderson, and had Larry and Patti move from their places in the next aisle of tables once a couple seats opened up and they’d finished their first helpings.Logistics aside, they know how to set up a spread here. Just check out the review below.
Fish Fry Review
– Jumbo shrimp! Worth the wait though they regularly ran out and had to fry up new batches. Only one helping allowed of these, but the fish was all you could eat. (Anthony’s Aunt Pat Hillmeyer said she thought the shrimp were greasy, but the rest of us devoured ‘em with gusto and no complaints.)+
(Editor’s Note: It isn’t clear whether shrimp are included every week, or only on special occasions.)
– Baked fish came in large portions and got a big thumbs up from Larry, who, again had three servings (and never gains weight, for which we all
deeply resent him). +
– Breaded fish was pretty average, but still tasty. +
– Salad bar was reportedly great, but many of the toppings had run out by the time we got there. We just got mixed greens and dressing.+
– Fantastic tomato-basil soup! +
– Milk, coffee and water available, as well as a cash bar nearby. +
– Dessert available, but it was a separate purchase, so we got none.
Cost: $9 adults, which is very reasonable for all you get.Verdict: Would we go back next year? YES, YES, A THOUSAND
TIMES YES!!! But we’d get there MUCH earlier and save seats.Week Four — Friday, February 22, 2008
We veered off the main path to try out the Lebanese fish fry offered at Holy Family Maronite Church, 206 E. Robie St., west side of St. Paul. Larry and Patti, our steadfast pig-out partners, joined us for a deliciously different dinner. Unbelievably friendly folks greet you and
suggestively sell all the things you sample at the dinner as take-home deli items. Anthony doubled the amount we paid by filling a bag with flat bread, hummus, garlic sauce, a meat pie and baklava after we ate. We also met and chatted with some friendly strangers at the other end of our table. They weren’t as impressed as we by this Lebanese-style meal, but we four live for garlic, so we were all in heaven. We gave the new folks our dining agenda and wound up seeing them again at Week Five’s meatless meal!Fish Fry Review
Menu item: Score +/–:
– Fish was lightly breaded and delicious. +
– Hummus so garlicky there was nary a vampire to be seen on the premises, as well as garlic sauce and fresh flat bread were
served on the side. ++– Roasted potatoes were tasty enough but unexciting. +
– Rice blend came topped with green beans in a tasty tomato sauce (the name of the dish sounds like “loobia”). +
– Milk, juice, water and coffee available. +– Fresh salad and coleslaw available. +
– Variety of cakes for dessert, albeit the chocolate was alittle dry. The apple cake was much better, everyone concurred. +
Cost $10 but worth it.Verdict : Would we go back next year? YES, absolutely! The only bummer was that in years past they’d served aneggplant dish that Larry is bonkers for. This year, justweeks before the fish fry, the fire inspector shut down thefryer they used for that recipe’s preparation. Theypromised Larry it’d be up and running by the time theyhave their fall festival.
Week Five — Friday, February 29, 2008
We gathered together with steadfast feasters Larry and Patti, of course, and were joined by good friends John and Susie Burns of Woodbury at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church, 401Concord St., St. Paul. As mentioned before, we also ran into our tablemates from last week’s event. They seemed more pleased with this meal and said they’d be at St.Matthew’s fish fry the following week.
Fish Fry Review—Actually, just a meatless Lenten meal rather than a fish fry.
– Cheese and bean enchiladas were decent, but we’d have
liked them to have some kind of chile sauce over them. +/-
– Rice and refried beans were fine, but nothing special. +
– Tortilla chips were too salty but the fresh salsa had some fire to it.+/–
– Bottled water and soda available for purchase; coffee provided. +
– Dessert cart, presented by Carmen the Dessert Lady, provided
a wide variety of very delicious choices, including a mango/raspberry
cheesecake and an unusual clove-laden Mexican bread pudding, the name of which sounds a little like “compete with your father.” Sorry, that’s as close to Spanish as we can get. +
– The servers and other volunteers, as well as Father Kevin, were all
friendly and welcoming. +
Cost $8.50 for a three-enchilada plate; also available by the dozen for $14.Verdict : Would we go back next year? Maybe, but during lunch. They serve most of the day. We live in South Minneapolis and are spoiled by having innumerable wonderful Mexican restaurants nearby. No one really raved about any of the food here, other than the desserts, so we’d rather keep the evening free to try out another dinner spot.
Next up: Week Six is Church of the Sacred Heart , 4087 W. Broadwayin Robbinsdale. We hear they have a concertina player and we want to see if we can get in any dancing on-site.
Well, there you have our reviews to date.
And last…
As told us at the Sweetheart Dance at Assumption Church in
Richfield, “You must go to St. Bonaventure (in Bloomington) next fish fry. It’s really good!” -
The Men Who Sold the World
Two men. Father and son. One dead, one living. Both entertainers, choosing different paths in show business to make their mark. The father was Mel Jass, television ad man without peer, best remembered as the host of Matinee Movie and the Wonderful World of Movies with Mel Jass on WTCN Channel 11 (later KARE-11). The son is Daniel Jass, the youngest of Mel’s six children, who has worked as a troubadour and guitarist, on his own as well as for numerous bands, for over thirty years. Like any relationship between two generations of entertainers, theirs had its highs and lows.
Make no mistake, Dan loved and admired the father who blazed a trail across local television in the fifties, sixties, and seventies, shouting out the titles of the movies he was presenting with all the subtlety of burlesque-house barker. The films would be interrupted not by standard commercials, but by pitches from the host, himself, that, in addition to being shot live with no rehearsal, often involved him banging the products with the palm of his hand. Being the most recognizable TV personality in Minnesota, and an unashamedly corny one at that, was both a blessing and a curse for his kids, especially during the times in which they lived in the state he made his empire.
“I wasn’t real happy a lot of those years,” Dan told me at Java Jack’s, where he was to play a Hootenanny with columnist Jim Walsh and several others. “My experience in grade school was kids coming up to me and saying, ‘My mom just hates your dad. He keeps interrupting the movie!’ Even as a little kid I told them, ‘Well, there’s gotta be commercials!’ Even worse, a new friend would take me over to somebody’s house and then tell all their friends who my dad was. It was as if the fact that my name was Dan wasn’t important.”
Dan responded to these slights by devoting his life to the ultimate medium of rebellion — rock-and-roll — first as an acolyte of Elvis and, later on, The Beatles. “I grabbed a guitar at seven and never stopped playing. When I was nine, The Beatles took over my mind, the first time I saw them on Ed Sullivan.” By his late teens, Dan was a professional guitarist for a revolving roster of bands, including The Rudy Lopez Quintet, which gigged every Tuesday at Uncle Sam’s, a fabulous night club that later became a dive called First Avenue. ”I was stickler for doing only originals, and, back in the seventies, it was tough to get gigs unless you played covers. It wasn’t until punk came along that the bands were supposed to play only originals.”
And punk he did with abandon, flailing his ax for crews like The Pooties, Baby-Fit, and Staggerlee. The “Jass Butcher” did mellow out occasionally to take part in Curtiss A’s annual John Lennon tribute, the Cabooze’s yearly Johnny Cash celebration, First Avenue’s Acoustic Garage Sale, Grumpy’s Northeast Folk Festival — and a cable TV show for the fearsome sounding Mr. Smiley. The punk beast could not tamed, though — not even by marriage and fatherhood — and he continued thrashing his way through the nineties as a member of Two Tears.
If the path his youngest child chose didn’t appeal to the Swing Era sensibilities of Mel Jass, Dan’s pursuit of music was not a complete left-turn from family tradition. The elder Jass, himself, performed for amateur bands that played, yes, jazz; and his own father, Fred, was a church organist. As Dan tells me, “When Mel wanted to be an announcer, Fred got really upset. He didn’t want him to be an announcer for the talent, he wanted Mel to be the talent.” The way things turned out, Mel probably became as big a star as his father wanted him to be. His ubiquity came not only from hawking soap, cars, and furniture and MC’ing movies, but also appearing at public events like the Aquatenniel and Winter Carnival. It was on such occasions that he would interview kids for the cameras, asking them what their father (never, mind you, their mother) did for a living. No matter how banal the occupation the kid related, Mel would shout with boundless joy the line for which he is most remembered, “He’s got a good job!”
Jass even added a little Hollywood glamour to his resume by acting in a smattering of network shows when he moved his family out to California in the early sixties to work as an announcer for KTTV. His most prominent role was as a court reporter on an episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. Dan recalls: “It used to freak us out in the seventies, when (I and my friends) would have hippy parties, and the old Alfred Hitchcock [dad] was on would come on TV. What was really strange was that he delivered his lines in this fake English accent.”
But Melvin Frederick Ferdinand Jass was Minnesotan, born and bred. He, in fact, started his media career in Saint Paul selling newspapers to gangsters-in-hiding, like John Dillinger and Ma Barker — soon leaving that racket behind when he came across a dead body on the street. As an adult, he cut his teeth at the Twin City Television Lab training center, and did announcing for a number of years at WCCO, before moving to his future kingdom of WTCN. It was at this network-free broadcasting center that he found his niche, earning $50-$75,000 a year as a de facto film teacher for those of us forced to grow up in the Pleistocene Epoch before home video. The photo plays our loud, boisterous and apparently broadminded professor unveiled ran the gamut from “HOUSE-OF-WAX!” to “THE-GUNS-OF-NAVARONE!” to, of all things, “LAST-YEAR-ATMARIENBAD!” A personal favorite of mine, which, in tribute to Mel’s ability to outshine his flicks, I remember not for the feature itself but for how he bellowed the title: “THE PAD …. AND-HOW-TO-USE-IT!”
An oft-cited exaggeration about his father that sticks in Dan’s craw was borne by Mel’s two most famous students, St. Louis Park natives and this year’s Oscar giants, Joel and Ethan Coen: “I hate to let the cat out of the bag, because there are so many Coen Brothers interviews where they’re talking about how Mel’s selection of movies guided them into their filmmaking habits. The truth is that WTCN just bought movies in lots of 300. They were the absolute cheapest ones you could find because WTCN was a low-budget independent channel, and Mel’d just show them in the order that they were shipped.”