Tonight, the Bell Museum’s Science on Screen series features State of Weightlessness, a 1994 documentary that pairs archival footage of early Soviet space travel with the reflections of various cosmonauts on being in Space. Our friend Colin Covert likes it very much.
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Verbosity with Plum Sauce

Haven’t had enough of three hour menu presentations by effete servers describing specialties that become more and more intricate as chefs plumb the dark recesses of their creativity?
Visit Chez Louise and refresh the page to get more more more.
Or if you seem to be the only one lacking a good comment at your next wine soiree, go ahead and arm yourself.
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Go Pack Go
A trip to Lambeau field to watch the Vikings play the Packers would be a highlight of the year for any real football fan. I don’t quite fit that level, but with a father that grew up in the U.P. (thus making him a Green Bay fan) I didn’t even realize until I got to college that you can’t really be a fan of both teams. So when offered the chance to go to the game while visiting my girlfriend’s family in Green Bay over Christmas, I jumped at it.
I had been an avid fan of the Vikings first and Packers second growing up. Not this avid of course, but I did my share of yelling at the T.V. Now though I cherish my free time too much to spend Sundays watching anything except and occasional matinee. So I’m left with catching news and some games while I’m out and about.
The game was about as ugly as one can imagine. And my one hope of seeing Favre throw seven touchdowns to tie the record didn’t happen. He didn’t even throw one. But Lambeau did not disappoint. Though it rained on and off throughout the game, I had a great time crammed in between some Packer fans and Vikings fans. The rhetoric was suprisingly civil with each side yelling that the other side sucks and each responding “I know”. In the end the Packers pulled out an ugly victory and I had to admit I was a little disappointed even though I had told my girlfriend I was rooting for them. I do hope Favre comes back next year. He’s so close to two records: TDs and INTs.
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Band of Brothers
From the moment I met him, which was a couple years ago now, I knew there was something familiar about my Rakish coworker Brad Zellar. He looked an awful lot like the musician Martin Zellar, the guy my high school friends used to follow around to beer bashes and the Taste of Minnesota concerts. It occurred to me sometime later: these two talented fellows even share a last name. Hmpf. In any case, Martin Zellar is gigging in beautiful Excelsior, Minnesota this evening. This strikes me as another of those mirthful most-wonderful-time-of-the-year entertainment offerings, although, as far as I know, the show’s not expressly holiday-themed.
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Soda Pop And A Piss In The Woods

There were four of them in the car. Three of them were crammed in beside each other in the front seat, drowsy and cursing intermittently and squinting into the harsh sunrise that was splattering off a windshield already made bleary with insect grease. At some point in the night they had run themselves through a hatch in some damp, low country.
Lester Chardonay, who was seldom in a mood to brook opposition, was stretched across the back seat, laboring fitfully at sleep. From time to time he would sit up and glare with the others at the new day rising towards them down the highway.
Lester Chardonay was full of words.
“Smite and quench, boys,” he said. “Smite and quench.”
“When you put the instruments of might in the hands of them that’s right,” he said, “no injustice shall go unpunished.”
“And you shall bring his gray head down with blood to Sheol,” he said.
Lester Chardonay’s enthusiasm for some vague revenge, coupled with a long night of drinking, had resulted in the present excursion, an adventure which sunlight and uneasy sobriety were making less and less explicable to the men in the automobile’s front seat.
“I’ve never known you to leave town, Lester,” the driver said, craning his head around to address Lester in the back seat. “How come is it that you’ve come to grief with this fella clear out here?”
“Shut that thick head of yours and drive, you pea-brained son-of-a-bitch,” Lester said.
“Lester,” one of the other men said. “We was drunk. This here has become a labor, and a good piece of travel as well. Speaking for myself, I was expected this morning at the mill.”
“Gob Pritchett will kiss my ass if he has a word to say about it,” Lester said. “That mill ain’t a damn thing but gerbils on wheels.”
They drove then in silence until the sun was up out of their eyes.
“Pull over there alongside of them woods,” Lester said. “I intend to go back in there to do what a man does standing up that requires of a woman a crouch. I suspect the rest of you may need relieving as well.”
The other three men followed Lester Chardonay across the road, down into a ditch, and back into a wooded lot.
“Whether or not this is something that will enrich the soil is not a thing I am likely to know,” Lester said.
“This here is an awful nice place,” one of the other men said, smiling for Lester’s approval, which was not forthcoming. “I imagine there’s a creature or two living out here.”
One of the party went off in another direction, kicking around in the leaves. He let out a whoop. “Well I’ll be damned if there ain’t a bathtub right out here in the woods,” he said.
Lester Chardonay nodded his head and pawed at the steaming leaves with his boot. “Some was sure enough living here when this world was a better place and a man was free to shoot whatever moved through his land that didn’t belong.”
“That so, Lester?” one of the men asked.
Lester stared the man down, his jaw popping beneath his ears. “Get your sorry asses back in that car,” he said. “Before every last one of you follows my piss into this very ground.”
The three men hustled ahead of Lester Chardonay and piled back into the front seat of the car.
Later in the morning one of the men in the front seat spoke up. “Lester, I’d sure like to stop for a can of soda pop.”
“That’s a reasonable request,” Lester said, and issued an order: “Stop this here car at the first place you see along the road that has bottles of soda pop. I am thirsty as the devil himself for a can of Coca Cola.”
When they had stopped a short time later, and were standing around the car stretching and drinking their soda, Lester Chardonay made this announcement: “Many times in my long life the devil has appeared to me as a horseman, taunting me with this errand undone. Up the road a piece, near the next town over, is a snake of a fella who once upon a time gave my mama a bastard child, and put my old man in such a state that life was no use without too much liquor. That good man drunk himself into the earth howling, and my mama, as you may know, went off all those many years ago to live with that child I never did see. This here man is the man that done that awful thing to my life, and I intend to boil the meat from his skull and use it for a piss cup.”
“Aw, Lester!” one of the men said, screwing up his face.
“Mister!” Lester Chardonay shouted, turning on the man with a trembling index finger. “If you ain’t got the stomach for justice, you best stay on right here, because we sure as shit didn’t come this long way for a soda pop and a piss in the woods.”
“I can’t kill a man, Lester,” the driver of the car said.
“Then you are going to watch a man who can,” Lester Chardonay said.
They took a gravel road off the highway and drove a mile or so to a place all alone at the end of a lane, a dirt yard with a chained dog, and an old camper covered from top to bottom with bumper stickers.
“Holy smokes,” one of the men in the front seat said. “It looks like this fella’s been everywhere.”
“Not yet, he ain’t,” Lester said. “You all just watch.” He leaned up over the front seat and glared in the direction of the camper. “Ain’t there one of you sorry bastards gonna help old Lester Chardonay send this fella on his way?”
The men in the front seat stared straight ahead. An old man appeared at the front door of the camper and stepped out onto the porch. He squinted out at the car parked there in his yard.
“He’s an old fella,” one of the men said. “And awful damn skinny. I don’t think you ought to do it, Lester. It don’t seem right. That there’s an old man.”
Lester Chardonay sputtered and turned red. “You cowardly sons of bitches,” he said, and sprung from the backseat.
The old man took a step forward from the porch and leaned a bit toward the visitor in his yard. “Yes?” he said.
The men in the car heard two shots, and saw the old man pitch forward from the top step of the porch. The dog let out a howl and scrambled to the end of its chain, where it jerked mightily and collapsed in the dirt. It regained its feet and crawled away beneath the camper. Lester Chardonay shouted something the other men in the car could not hear.
One of the other men reluctantly helped Lester Chardonay dispose of the old man’s body in a cistern out behind the camper.
Back in the car Lester Chardonay said, “You can’t tell me this world knows the difference one way or the other.”
The three men in the front seat were hunched towards home, squinting into the sun that was now burning down on them from directly above.
“Let’s just see what the devil has to say now,” Lester Chardonay said.
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Notes on soul
A moment of silence in honor of the Godfather of Soul … … … By chance, I was listening to this fine James Brown-inspired band at about the moment lightning struck.
Also, go see Dream Girls. I got very excited about it after reading David Denby’s hyperbolic review in the Dec. 25/Jan. 1 issue of the New Yorker–“The sigh you will hear across the country in the next few weeks is the sound of a gratified audience: a great movie musical has been made at last.” Now, I wouldn’t pile on the praise quite that generously, if only because the cinematography during Effie’s showpiece, “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going,” was shameful. I found that the music, however, was perfect holiday fare.
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For Your Christmas Consideration: The Shop Around the Corner

The Shop Around the Corner, 1940. Directed by Ernst Lubitsch; written by Miklos Laszlo, Samson Raphaelson, and Ben Hecht. Starring James Stewart, Margaret Sullavan, Frank Morgan, Felix Bressart, Joseph Schildkraut, and William Tracy.
Available at DVD stores, your public library, and hopefully in whatever paradise we’ll find in the afterlife…Did Margaret Sullavan finally kill herself in 1960 because life would never match The Shop Around the Corner? Did Frank Morgan, Felix Bressart, Joe Schildkraut and William Tracy all succumb to the melancholy of life, unable to touch the magic of this sweet little film? Did they watch the movie in darkened rooms, alone, wondering to themselves about missed opportunities? Or did they sit with another, their faces silvered, holding hands and inching closer as the film rises to its inevitable, heartbreaking (and heartwarming) climax? Did Margaret wonder which of the many people who breezed through her life could have been the one to give her what we all seek? When we finish with this movie, when the videotape is rewinding or the DVD has ceased to spin, we have to ask ourselves: can life ever match The Shop Around the Corner? Keep looking for answers… and watch the movie.
For those of you who are sick and tired of the great It’s A Wonderful Life–which is an amazing film, in spite of its being bear-hugged by corporate bastards–you could do no better than finding a copy of The Shop Around the Corner, which, in my mind, is the greatest Christmas gift a filmmaker ever left the world. It is about what Christmas really means, and that doesn’t mean gifts or gatherings or even the reason for the season, H.R.H. Jesus Christ. It’s about love: which is really what the whole religion’s about anyway, isn’t it?
Director Ernst Lubitsch’s little world spins in Budapest during the depression, in a gift shop called Matuschek & Co., run by the grumpy Hugo Matuschek, played by the Wizard of Oz himself, Frank Morgan. The film begins as the employees gather on the sidewalk, waiting for the store to open. The setup is deceptively simple: there’s seething Alfred Krelik, captured by a young Jimmy Stewart, himself the greatest of the long-suffering men, already in a slow-boil, suffering from indigestion. There’s his cheapskate pal Hugo Pirovich (Felix Bressart, just fabulous), the irritable delivery-boy Pepe (William Tracy), and the louse Vadas (Joseph Schildkraut)–all actors who bring real moxie to their small roles, and make this little comedy run like a well-oiled music box.
Alfred Krelik’s got a sweet secret that he confides in his good friend Hugo: he’s engaged in writing and receiving beautiful love letters from an anonymous woman who makes his heart flutter and his soul snap in the wind like a kite up high. She is amazing, and she makes his humdrum world seem so worth living.
Now enter Klara Novak. Margaret Sullavan fills this role the way a gust of wind fills a tree and makes its leaves shudder, a girl with the wide eyes, quick to scowl and argue, a woman who can look so young when she’s happy, drained and aged when misery falls upon her. She speaks, as one critic says, “like singing in the snow”, and it’s intoxicating to soak in all the conflicting energy that flows from her, all these years later. Klara desperately needs a job. Alfred claims that Mr. Matuschek can’t afford her. Old man Matuschek disagrees (or rather, is tricked by the wily Klara into disagreeing and hiring her), and from then on Sullavan and Stewart are at odds, loathing one another, sniping, grousing, and unbeknownst to them, falling in love.
For Sullavan’s Klara also has a secret: she’s engaged in writing and receiving letters from an anonymous man whose words make her feel alive and her heart beat faster with every envelope, her soul flitting about like a light and living thing and not some rock upon which the world’s troubles can rest.
Of course, Stewart and Sullavan are the letter writers. Of course, nothing in the world could ever get these two cranks together. Of course, their mutual hatred is part of what will make them such a lovely couple at film’s end. In the meantime, Mr. Matuschek believes, correctly, that he is being cuckolded, and he believes, incorrectly, that it is his most trusting and loyal employee, Alfred Kralik. So Kralik loses his job on the same day that he discovers Klara is the one writing him the letters. That same night Mr. Matuschek tries to kill himself when he discovers his error, but is saved. Kralik and Klara meet in a hilarious scene in which he knows the truth but doesn’t let on. In the end, all is well: Alfred and Klara are together and deeply in love, Pepe the delivery-boy is finally a clerk, and Pirovich is together his wife, son and little baby. And Mr. Matuschek–lonely, wifeless, rejected three times for dinner from different employees–finally encourages the new boy, a young dope who doesn’t seem to have a lick of sense about him, to join him for a dinner of goose and cucumber salad on Christmas Eve. “Oh boy, Mr. Matuschek!” the kid says. Oh, boy, indeed.
And yet, The Shop Around the Corner is terrifying and fraught with anxiety. There is scene after scene of some of the most touching moments in film history: Klara reaching into her mailbox to look for a letter that is not there; Alfred happily looking to get the raise he deserves from Mr. Matuschek, the man he looks upon as his father, only to be fired (in a scene so damn real it makes your throat ache); Mr. Matuschek, realizing his error, walking amongst the sheet covered store, floating in sadness and looking like a ghost; the way that everyone goes from appearing alive to dead in a heartbeat–all because of love. Love between husband and wife, between fathers and sons, between friends. Love is the reason for the season to Ernst Lubitsch and the folks of The Shop Around the Corner. These people who argue and bicker and laugh behind each other’s backs, well, they love one another. And yet they are all so close to never seeing one another again: leaving the job, a letter lost, almost dying by your own hand… I cannot think of a film that so acutely observes, as David Thomson writes, “the fear of good people missing their chances”.
The laughter is intense in The Shop Around the Corner because the pain is equally so: you would be hard-pressed to find a movie that jumps so nimbly between both. The film contains, like all great stories, a lesson: Matuschek & Co. is your own home, it is the place you work, the bars you frequent, your community. Ignore these lessons at your peril.
As you watch this movie, think of those moments in your life when you might have missed your chance, or cling tightly to the one that you truly love. When Jimmy Stewart pins the red carnation to his lapel to show tragic Margaret Sullavan that it is he who is her true love, inch closer to that person, touch them, let those feelings overwhelm you in the silvery light of the screen, the multicolored hue of your Christmas lights. This is Christmas. And laugh, a bit nervously perhaps, just to release the tension. Each one of us can look back at moments when a different drive, a different movie, a different step would have altered the happiness in our lives… or just the opposite, given us what we so desperately long for. If you’re lucky, you have found the red carnation on each other’s lapel, and Christmas has meaning. I wonder: had Ms. Sullavan?

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Mayhem, Murder, Love and Forgiveness From the Man of La Mancha

Volver, 2006. Written and directed by Pedro Almodovar. Starring Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Duenas, Blanca Portillo, Yohana Cobo, Chus Lampreave, Antonio de la Torre, and Carlos Blanco.Now showing at the Edina Cinema.
As a strong, hot wind rages in a La Mancha graveyard, as groups of determined women scrub and brush down the marble headstones of the men who have proceeded them in death. The women have their hair pulled back, their skirts rustle in the harsh, hot winds of La Mancha and they work, work, work, struggling to keep the dust off the headstones, which is a task of almost hilarious futility for all the wind that rages through the countryside. The men are at rest, enjoying what Borges described as sleep and indifference. Alive, the women carry on, laughing, crying, haunting, farting… and carrying the weight of this miraculous world on their shoulders. This is Almodovar’s world.
Volver is the latest film by perhaps our greatest living filmmaker, and though it’s a slight movie by his lofty standards, lacking perhaps the intensity and surprise of classics like Talk to Her, it is nonetheless a supreme entertainment. Ostensibly a murder mystery, an homage to Hitchcock (with a score that reminds us of Bernard Herriman) and Mildred Pierce had it been really a picture about women (and not eventually dismissive of strong women), Volver is like many of Almodovar’s films–informed by movies, by art design, by color, by theater, but most of all, and most importantly, by the torrent of emotion that grips each and every character and undoubtedly the director himself. Volver is melodrama, but it is never turgid. Volver flatters its female characters (some of whom are murderers), relies on some bathroom humor, gives us great bursts of bright color, and suggests, most prominently, that murder and incest take a backseat to the vicissitudes of friendship and family. It is one of the best films of the year, and a movie whose technical accomplishments, sharp writing, and spot-on acting would have made a lesser director shoot to the front of film magazines and art-house accolades in an instant. As it is, since we’ve become accustomed to Pedro’s work, Volver is likely to vanish from theaters in a few weeks, forgotten for the doggrel that takes up space and counts as decent filmmaking.
The plot is as typically bizarre as anything that springs from the mind of Almodovar: three years prior, a house fire killed the mother and father of Raimunda (Penelope Cruz) and Soledad (Lola Duenas). Their parents were a supposedly happy couple who were locked in a loving embrace as the flames devoured them. After polishing their folks’ headstone, the girls, with Raimunda’s daughter Paula (Yohana Cobo) in tow, go to visit their addled aunt, sister of the deceased woman. They discover that this poor lady believes that she is being visited on occasion by the ghost of their dead mother. A childhood friend, Augustina (Blanca Portillo) whose mother disappeared on the same day, lives across the street and attests to the hauntings. Returning to Madrid, Raimunda and Paula run afoul of the husband, a drunken, masturbating soul who tries to screw his daughter one night in the kitchen. The girl responds by driving a knife into chest, killing him. Like Mildred Pierce before her, Raimunda will not allow her daughter to hang for this crime–instead, she cleans up, hides the body in a freezer (later to be buried on the riverside with the help of a local whore), and opens her own restaurant.
Ignoring its deeper meanings, Volver is, above all, a blast. Its plot twists are pure Almodovar, nearly ridiculous events that are at once shocking and hilarious, like the murder punctuated by Cruz having to tuck her husband’s cock back into his pants, or explaining away a smudge of blood on her neck to a male neighbor as ‘female troubles’. Indeed. Kisses are amplified into loud smooches, tears flow like the mojitos Raimunda serves at the restaurant, memories are shared with wide-eyed glee, and in no time we find ourselves caught in the friendships of these women, hoping for their emotional success–even if it means getting away with murder. Almodovar is on record that he consider’s Cruz’ bustline to be the greatest in the world and films this treasure with as if it were the most beautiful sculpture in Europe–a wonderful concession for a gay man to give to his heterosexual audience members. Little scenes stand out–the sisters sitting opposite their cancer-stricken friend, offering them pot while the daughter lounges on a chair, and the mise-en-scene is startling for its beauty. At their Aunt’s funeral, Soledad and Augustina are the ‘primary mourners’ and walk into a room and are converged upon by fan-fluttering ladies dressed in black, shot from above, like moths attracted to a loving flame.
There are murders and incest here, but unlike, say, Hitchcock and Pierce, Almodovar is intrigued only by the way these women survive such turmoils. And in how they learn to forgive and move on. Ultimately, Volver–Spanish for ‘The Return’–is a film of forgiveness. Pedro has returned to the La Mancha that rejected him, his actress Carmen Maura has returned to his loving fold after a notable split many years ago, and the characters have returned to caring for the people who have hurt them, from the mother to even the man who is murdered, carefully buried in a spot that he once loved.
There has been a number of critical backlash against Almodovar’s seeming disregard for men in his films, especially here, and yet I can’t help but wonder what the fuss is all about. This is a film about women, just as Apocalypto or Flags of Our Fathers are about men. Penelope Cruz’ tough stance against the murder of her husband is little different than Apocalypto’s Jaguar Paw’s fighting to return to his wife, who isn’t anything more than a womb trapped in a hole in the ground.
But Almodovar’s intense respect for his characters makes this film shine brighter and with more joy than anything I’ve seen this year. From the senile, beautiful old Aunt that he lovingly frames behind shiny glasses, to the dignity of her friends, including a whore, not with a heart of gold but who is interested in her neighbor’s life and seeks to get ahead herself, honestly and with dignity. This, in spite of a plot whose inner workings hinge on incest, murder, lying, and all the other bittersweet confections in Almodovar’s chocolate box. In the end, however, mothers and daughters fight and forgive, and the ghost is a creature of nearly unbearable kindness. Volver is a beauty, a film that wears its kindness proudly on its sleeve.
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The Dinner's Eve
Know what sucks? Pink-Eye before Christmas.
Know what rules? A husband who can cook. In my low and itchy state, I couldn’t possibly think about cooking for the fam. In a move that always puts me to shame, he pulls whatever he can find from the fridge and makes a meal. He took a Niman Ranch pork roast, unwrapped it and pounded it flat. Then he layered it with sage, chopped green apples and brie cheese, then rolled it back up. He and the daughter threw down some risotto and we had something much better than my suggestion of rice and beans.
But we have 20 coming for Christmas Eve.
Truth be told, I’m not contagious and I’m feeling better, so it shouldn’t be too hard. As long as there is Bourbon present, I’ll be fine.
The group is interesting, family and friends, a mixed bag of palates, one who has a distinct aversion to cheese. All cheese, sigh. We pondered pork, ham, for a moment there was talk of roast goose and figgie pudding, but nay.
We’re going for rich and luxe but comfortable and accessible. Simple elegance, perhaps? It’s a surf n’ turf story we’re telling.
Cocktail Hour
Assorted cheeses, like Sottocenere and Ossau-Iraty
(most likely from Premier Cheese)
Prosciutto cups with arugula and herbed goat cheese
(I just made this up last week)
Escargot and puff pastry
(we’ll see who braves these morsels)Dinner
Prime Rib Roast
(possibly done encrusted in rock salt)
Halibut
(most likely wrapped in parchment and cooked cartoccio style)
Zucchini with leeks
Mashed potatoes with olive oil and Manchego cheese (shhhh)
Creamy baked polenta
Creamed corn (a special request)
Oven roasted tomaotes with Cabrales cheese
Home baked bread
(ciabatta without fail, maybe we’ll attempt some whole grain rolls)Post Feast
White and dark chocolate bread pudding with bourbon cream (duh)
Grand Marnier and cranberry torte (this one looks yummy to me) -
Road tunes. How to avoid the rage.
I ocassionaly excerpt work from my bulletin board of blogs called groovyman.com. If you are traveling over the holiday, allow “The Road Rake” to offer his comments on how to end arguments between “family DJs” during long drives.
Because most people lack the time, talent or inclination to actually master a musical instrument, their “music” is actually a vicarious form of self-expression. Express yourself the wrong way (i.e. advocate some totally ungroovy music) and you open yourself to ridicule. The opposite happens when you name a groovy tune.
But what makes a tune groovy?
Like a groovy book, it should be a shining example of its genre. It will be a pure breed. That is why Reggae will always be groovy, and the latest “world beat” house music will not. The same can be said of be-bop versus fusion (although jazz purists would argue this). Even the hip hop of The Roots versus the skitterish grunts of Kanye West.
While the lastest “genre-maker” is always upon us, it’s better to build a music collection with works that have received the baptism of time. The grooviest music is also very frequently an acquired taste, and it certainly has soul (not be confused with Soul music–although that is usually pretty groovy). If it’s exclusivity you are after, this is the fast track to the arcane (provided you develop a taste for the groovy stuff).
And money has little to do with taste in music (just ask John Lyndon). It even has a tendency to squeeze the life out of better artists over time. A musician simply needs to “put knowledge to imaginative use” to make a groovy tune. And DJs should “spin” by the same principle.