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  • How to be an audience

    Went to see The House of Blue Leaves at the Jungle on Saturday. It was good, reeeeeeeeally good, but I won’t spoil too much of that because, as noted on Friday, I was filling in for Mr. Dominic Papatola over at the Pioneer Press. That review should come out, oh, tomorrow.

    The strangest thing happened, though. The gentleman sitting two seats to my right, and immediately next to my best friend Andrea, openly and very loudly hated the show! After the first act, he turned to Andrea and said: “Are you getting any of this?” And she was like, “Well, yes.” (She’s great that way! She had no bones about letting him know he was loutish and dumb. If that would’ve been me, on the other hand, I would’ve tried to engage the guy: “What don’t you understand? What can I clarify for you?” Then I would’ve given him an abridged production history, since the play hasn’t always been well received on account of it making light of seemingly lofty subjects, like terrorism, mental illness, and infidelity.)

    After the second act, the guy hollered, “Is it over? I hope it’s over!” At this point, the whole bit ceased to be cute. I caught up with Andrea, and decided I hated him.

    After the third, and final: “That has got to be the stupidest play I’ve ever seen!!”

    Was he just trying to be contrarian? Because everyone in his vicinity was clearly enjoying themselves. In any case, don’t be discouraged by the fact that there are three acts and don’t be a dolt like this guy. It’s a great play! Go see it, tomorrow night maybe.

    But since most theater houses are closed on Mondays, it’s a good opportunity to turn our attention, as we so often do, to movies–and good ones at that! The future of the Oak Street Cinema is still uncertain, and its board of directors is holding another meeting tonight. Having no other place to see the cinematic equivalent to great theater–flicks like The Leopard (which sooooo doesn’t work on home theater), In Praise of Love, or (wait for it…) Playtime–I, personally, will be shattered should the Oak Street close its doors. If you want to get caught up on the drama, pay a visit to savetheoakstreet.com. Otherwise, the open meeting’s at the Varsity Theater at 7:30 p.m. tonight.

  • Help Save This Particular Temple

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    Tonight, at 7:30 in the pm at the Varsity Theater in Dinkytown, the founders of the original Oak Street are gathering, along with concerned patrons (that would be you and I), to try and save the old gal.

    I’m hoping for the best but steeling myself for the worst. No doubt this meeting is being held because the Board of the Minnesota Film Arts has not been forthcoming with their plans to save the thing. I’ve emailed a few of them myself, and their response has been that they’re busy trying to get the Mpls-St.Paul Film Festival off the ground, which might be a good excuse. I have a boatload of questions for both parties and I’m hoping to get some answers tonight. Undoubtedly, I won’t get all of them.

    One question I have is this: if the board fails to respond, would we be willing to start over, in some new location (like the Varsity or the Suburban World? Or the Hollywood Theater?). In my mind, this isn’t about the building, it’s about seeing films like Little Otik, Pickup on South Street, and The Godfather, with the latter’s maniacal fans ignoring their vacations so they could watch their favorite on the big screen. The Oak Street Cinema is one of my favorite places on earth, because of seeing movies like these with crowds of like-minded individuals. The building is only a part of the pleasure, and the smallest part to me: saving the Oak Street doesn’t mean showing Crash and Match Point just to plug some financial holes. This place means something because of what they bring, and the possibility that someday your favorite classics will land there. Like Winchester ’73 or the new films of the Brothers Quay and Jan Svankmajer. Or simply Singin’ in the Rain.

    I wrote this when I last heard the Oak Street was closing: …I’m tired of the good things coming to a close. I’m tired of seeing beautiful theaters sit empty, tired of watching DVDs by myself, tired of seeing the good and small things in life succumb to the mechanical beasts that care only for our money, and never for our souls. If you’re tired of all this, stop by and watch one or both of these wonderful movies. Then, whether or not they blossom or fade away, thank whatever it is you thank for the gift of the Oak Street Cinema.

    I’m hoping this meeting will be a new beginning and not a final farewell.

    Last time it was Citizen Kane and Casablanca. Tonight we’re being treated to some wonderful Harold Lloyd shorts tonight with live accompaniment accompanied by Prairie Home Companion pianist Rich Dworski. And because it’s the Varsity, there’ll be a full bar, so that we can enjoy, as Vincent Vega says, “a glass of beer!” with our flick.

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  • Old Business: This Is Not My Beautiful House

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    I hear my son scraping away at his electric guitar in his bedroom across the hall, writing songs about girls who will not look his way. I often lie awake long into the night, listening to my son’s sleepless labors. My wife left me some years ago, and took with her our two daughters.

    My son has a ridiculous haircut and a bad complexion that I feel certain is the result of an indifference to hygiene that he inherited from me. It seems to me that my son has talent, and I don’t wish to offer him advice that might be construed as anything but encouragement. I have had enough discouragement for both of us.

    My wife told me that I have “some work to do,” and I don’t exactly understand what she meant, even as I recognize the apparent truth of her words.

    I spend an inordinate amount of time splayed on the floor, the position in which I am most comfortable, my head rocking at the margins of sleep. I have spent years becoming this man. Slowly becoming this man splayed on the floor, peering into the dusty, dim astronomy of my skull. Weather permitting I might make my way out into my yard. I suppose I am a familiar and not entirely welcome sight to my neighbors, as I sit there at the picnic table staring into space, studying words and thoughts and memories, finding them in the dark, faraway galaxies of my head. Like my old dreams, I often do not recognize where these strange constellations come from, or even exactly what they are. I am continually puzzled when stray images and thoughts invade this private airspace.

    I think perhaps my son, through his music, will give expression to this confusion that seems to have settled over our home like a cloud. With money he made selling fried chicken my son has purchased what I gather is rudimentary recording equipment, and he makes tapes of his songs.

    “I’ve mastered nothing,” he sings on one of the songs he has written and recorded. “Is it too much to ask for a little something, a little bitty, little tiny, little bit of something?” Though he has no actual band, he calls the band that is only him, “Bottle Fly.” One of his songs is called “Taxidermy Dad.” I saw the title written on one of his cassette boxes.

    For many years I was an obsessive documenter of my experiences and the life of my family. This was in the years before videotape became so easy and affordable, thank God; I was, rather, an obsessive shutter bug and note taker. I realized in time, however, that I never seemed to have any real interest in looking over my photos and notes, and neither did anyone else. I had no memories there. It was as if in taking the step back necessary for the documentation –behind the camera, hunched above the notebook– I had divorced myself from the actual experience of the very moments I was trying to preserve. The documentation essentially subtracted me from my own life, constructed a puzzling barrier between myself and my memories. I was never present, certainly not truly present, at any of these occasions, and so had no real memories invested in them. Looking back over them now I feel as if I am looking back at my life as it went on without me, as, in fact, it more or less had.

    I believe this, though, about myself, and about the people I live surrounded by: we have the best intentions. We had big dreams, perhaps still have. We wish there was something we could do for those less fortunate. We intend to make some changes and improvements in our lives. We hope to make long-term friendships and to continue to meet new and interesting people. We would like to undertake a healthier diet and exercise regimen. We try again and again to be grateful for the blessings we have been given. We would like to continue to challenge and motivate and inspire each other. We dream ceaselessly of traveling to new places and having new and interesting experiences. And yet we also continue to find ourselves at the bottom of the day, at the bottom of another page, exhausted and out of words.

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  • It's An Old Story, And A Simple Story, Really, When You Boil It Right Down

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    Shit blew up and shit fell down. The wind raged for days and it rained for weeks on end.

    The water rose and swept stuff away. When the water finally receded, the sun broke through the clouds and the clouds dissipated and the sun blazed like an angry thing and the river evaporated and the earth turned to dust. The dust was carried on the wind that once again ceaselessly raged.

    The news was an endless recitation of calamity. Everywhere there were eruptions of senseless violence and the clash of impotent armies. The hearts and hopes of many old lovers withered.

    In the midst of all this gloom a fierce contagion broke out, and in the public spaces of the cities bodies were stacked like cordwood. Those who tried to flee sent back word that there was so safe harbor, no refuge left to escape to.

    There were also, of course, tremendous conflagrations, and much was destroyed, and there was widespread famine and many starved and perished.

    Yet throughout all this horror and heartbreak, neither heedless man nor vengeful god managed to extinguish the stars, and upon the stars wishes were still made, and from those wishes dreams were born, and in those dreams hope was sown, and out of that hope love was kindled, and through that love man once again learned to live.

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  • Right Now, I Will Say Only This: Patience, Pilgrims

    The Twins are 1-3. So are the White Sox and the Yankees. The Detroit Tigers are 4-0.

    Should we draw any conclusions from this information? We should not. Of course we should not. Surely there is not one among us who is that foolish or that rash.

    I have promised myself that I will not bitch until at least late April, and that I will not panic until June.

    Based on the very small sample size of the data at hand we can certainly say that the team’s pitching has been…well, it has been mostly shit. I have faith that it will get better, much better.

    What choice do I have? It is early April, and this is a month of faith and promise, of potential and resurrection. For a baseball fan, April is delusion’s safe harbor.

    I hope that this will not be construed as bitching, but like many other Twins fans I cannot understand the decision to send Jason Bartlett back to Rochester. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to me, but for the time being I will accept that decision, and I will accept Juan Castro at shortstop.

    I’m also going to go out on a limb and express my modest support for Tony Batista, who does not look nearly so fat as advertised. I understand the grumbling about the man, and understand that he has a career on base percentage of .298. But I also find it somewhat impressive that Batista had 32 home runs and 110 RBI for the 2004 Montreal Expos, a team that went 67-95. He has hit thirty home runs three times in his Major League career (and forty homers once, in 2000, for Toronto) and driven in 100 in four seasons. His career slugging percentage is .458. He is allegedly only thirty-two years old, and is said to be a first-rate clubhouse character.

    Yes, I suppose Batista will make a lot of outs. There are, though, plenty of other current Twins who have a history of making a lot of outs, and not many of them (none of them, in fact) have hit thirty home runs. Ever.

    One of my all-time favorite Twins was Gary Gaetti. Gaetti made a lot of outs. He had a career OBP of .308. He also hit a shitload of home runs. Granted, Batista can’t play third base the way Gaetti could, not by a long shot, and that fact probably has a good deal to do with the fact that Juan Castro is now the team’s starting shortstop rather than Jason Bartlett.

    Still, it’s early April, and I’m going to reserve judgment on Tony Batista. My earnest hope is that he will not be nearly so bad as so many people seem to hope he will be, and I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would hope such a thing.

  • Feeding a Gaggle

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    The Challenge
    There is a gaggle of women coming to my house for dinner Saturday night. Women and food. This is a complicated arena in which to perform. The last time we all got together, there was (in my opinion) too much talk about who was too fat and who was envious of whose legs. Nobody was mean, in fact it was mostly self-deprecating which is worse if you ask me. But I saw how they were looking at the food, taking only a sliver of this, pushing that around their plate, denying themselves the dessert completely. The complexity of women seems greatly evident in their differing relationships to food.

    Now that I am hosting, my challenges are:
    1. Different grades of palates, some sophisticated some not.
    2. Creating a menu so that they won’t eat self-consciously and run directly to an all-night Pilates class after dinner.
    3. Putting out something interesting, as is always expected at my house.

    The Menu
    Flat breads and cheeses for early nosh. Plus, Escargots Vol au Vent. This is the rogue dish of the evening, snails in puff pastry with herby butter. The daring and intrepid will try them, some will be surprised and like them, some will not be able to surmount the textural issues. Some won’t even hazard a try, but I don’t care because it just means more for me.

    Steak Salad. Replicating the one I ate at Pop! the other day, I’m using mixed greens dressed with a simple balsamic vinaigrette and crumbled Maytag blue cheese. Grilled and sliced flank steak will be laid over the top. This should satisfy the Gluten-Free girl and the Carb-Avoiders.

    Couscous with Grilled Chicken. Using whole wheat couscous should satisfy the South Beachers. Couscous also challenges some people to think differently about what a starch offering can be.

    Haricots Verts. With a kicky shallot dressing, these little French beans taste like Spring to me. They are good for everyone and so cute they won’t intimidate the Non-Veggers.

    Creme Fraiche Chocolate Cupcakes. They’ll never know there’s creme fraiche in there until I tell them. They come out with a slightly tangy bite that pairs well with the dark chocolate. I’m topping them with a dollop of rum-sweetened mascarpone and an edible flower. Too pretty to pass up.

    In the end, we will laugh more than we gripe and probably drink too much wine to even taste the food or remember to care about the size of our rumps.

  • Gateway Drugs on the Silver Screen

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    THE NOIR SMOOTHIE

    “Brick”, 2006. Written and directed by Rian Johnson (and with a cool website that features a glossary). Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt O’Leary, Nora Zehetner, Lukas Haas, Noah Fleiss, Noah Segan, Emilie de Ravin, Meagan Good, and Richard Roundtree.

    First of all, I have to admit that I’m a sucker for any screenplay whose characters use words like “yegg” and “shamus” in conversation. And let me also state for the record that I would have loved, adored, admired, worshipped, forced all my friends to see, and memorized every line of dialogue in Brick when I was in high school. Now older, I can still admire this film even though its lack of heart bugs me. That said, Brick is a brilliantly shot, sharply written, well acted, ultimately soulless, and thoroughly entertaining film. And if there’s not enough quotes to be had from that paragraph, you publicists aren’t doing their job.

    Brick is film noir. Noir, in case you didn’t know it, is the perfect balm for hateful teens. Brick does these poor souls a great service in taking this wonderful movie tradition and fusing it perfectly into a high school environment. In fact, this is a world so controlled by teens that they can blast gunshots in broad daylight, get knifed in school corridors, beat the tar out of one another in mall and school parking lots, and hide bodies in broad daylight without the intervention of the bulls–which means cops–or teachers or parents. In fact, such is the triumph of teenage life that whole gangs of violent, color-coded teens, in for a ‘sit-down’ can be served country-style apple juice by ignorant moms. I can already hear the squares mounting the challenge that there are virtually no adults in this world, that the folks are impotent, that these kids drink and take drugs freely, and what a lousy influence this is. Well, the squares can go fuck themselves. Back in my day we had to waste our time with John Hughes’ yearly offering (like Breakfast Club)–today’s kids are much better served with Brick’s nod to Hammett, Chandler, and all its thievery from Miller’s Crossing. They are especially well treated by a film so rich in dialogue–man, I would have memorized half this film and been muttering “he knows every two-bit reef-worm in the burg and where they eat their lunch”, and bugging the hell out of all my friends and teachers.

    The story is as convoluted as anything Raymond Chandler ever scribbled, full of twists and turns and even dead bodies and kids in comas. It opens, for Christ’s sake, with our hero, Brendan (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), staring at the body of his former girlfriend Emily (Emilie de Ravin) laying face down in a ditch, and plays in flashback for a little while. Fortunately, Brick isn’t interested in the silly games of Memento–it’s a labyrinth designed to build an atmosphere for our players to strut their stuff, not for the director to pull the rug from under you. Brendan, a thin, bespectacled loner is reminiscent of Tom Regan from the aforementioned Miller’s Crossing (a great, great movie, by the way). Like Tom, he gets by on his wits and has the living shit beat out of him every fifteen minutes or so. After the fast-forward of Emily’s death, Brendan receives a mysterious note asking him to stand at a streetcorner one afternoon. The payphone rings, he answers it. Emily is calling about the brick. It’s a problem, she fucked up, she’s got to go, hangs up. And disappears for awhile. Of course, we know she’s dead, or will die eventually, and we’ll soon learn what the brick is (though my first thought, that it’s a brick of drugs, proved correct). Throughout, not only does Brendad use these hardboiled terms–‘yegg’, ‘bull’, ‘shamus’–but he’s fed a diet of new terms that he, and the audience, have to eventually figure out, like ‘pin’ and ‘brick’ and ‘tug’. On top of that Brendan has to first find her and then, after she’s croaked, get to the bottom of her murder. In the process, he works for both a drug dealer named The Pin (Lukas Haas) and his rebellious muscle Tugger (Noah Fleiss) and plays them against one another. He also pushes around stoner Dode (Noah Segen) who will eventually throw a bong into the works and gum things up. And, again, if you’ve seen Miller’s Crossing you might notice that these three characters so resemble Caspar, the Dane and Brenie Bernbaum it’s scary. Of course, the Coen’s movie was itself a mishmash of Hammett’s Glass Key and Red Harvest. No matter. In my mind, these are the kind of influences that might just pry the kids away from “Grand Theft Auto” and eventually stick their noses into some musty Jim Thompson novels or Howard Hawks movies.

    Jesus, I wish Brick had been released twenty years ago. There’s a lot for teenagers to learn here: how could I have known that the key to fighting is an ability to get pummeled and kick people’s shins? Oh, yes, and to throw your whole flimsy body into every punch. Even more alluring, the film makes high school seem like a hotbed of sex and intrigue. Brick is peopled with the likes of elfin Lukas Haas, wearing a black cape, carrying a raven’s head cane and eating oatmeal cookies with his mom; Noah Fleiss as the muscle-bound dope who eventually warms up to our hero; sexy Megan Good as a teenage drama-queen chanteuse; and, of course, you’ve got your mysterious woman, Nora Zehetner. And the nerdy Brendan gets to flit in and out of every scene? And hit on by on the gorgeous young women? Did I mention I would have seen this thing twenty times when I was fifteen?

    Brick is not without its faults: making Brendan heartsick and possibly the father of the murdered girl’s child is a silly and emotionally hollow sidetrack. The film also takes place in what must be the only California (or U.S.) high school without a single Asian or Hispanic student.

    But Brick is an impressive first film, just the kind of movie that brings some excitement to a jaded movie critic and surly youth looking to find something to ignite their dreary evenings. With a dynamite soundtrack (with cow bells and wind chimes), gorgeous cinematography, and a Byzantine plot, Brick’s going to become the focus of some lonely teen’s healthy obsession.

    MR. WENDERS, AMERICA NEEDS YOUR CAMERA

    “Don’t Come Knocking”, 2006. Directed by Wim Wenders, Screenplay by Sam Shepard (from hundreds of late-night stories betwixt Wenders and Shepard). Starring Sam Shepard, Jessica Lange, Tim Roth, Gabriel Mann, Sarah Polley, Fairuza Balk, Eva Marie Saint, George Kennedy, James Gammon, and way down the credits list (“Garbageman”) a fellow with the fantastic name of Rockey Whipkey.

    So in the last four years, Wim Wenders and Sam Shepard would get together here in Minnesota to write Don’t Come Knocking. They’d walk across the frozen St. Croix river, snowshoeing across snow-crusted plains, to a little cabin that needed firewood to heat itself. One night, after tossing some old wood in the chimney (as Wim put it), the place suddenly filled with ladybugs, probably hiding out in the bark. Wim loves ladybugs. So he collected them, gathered some up, gingerly placed them outside. Then Sam comes in and flips out. “Those aren’t ladybugs!” he barks. “They’re Japanese beetles and they bite!” Slapping the bugs off themselves, Wim and Sam chased around clouds of Japanese beetles with an old-fashioned vacuum cleaner, sucking the bastards right up.

    “I always thought there was a place for that story in Don’t Come Knocking,” Wim said, with a laugh.

    Well, I don’t know why it failed to make the cut, because God damn if every other story’s isn’t in there.

    Don’t Come Knocking is a great big mess. It is a spew of conflicting stories with a wonderful atmosphere, shot through with amazing color and an eye for people, frustrating and unevenly acted. Perhaps if I were under the influence of some recreational drug the movie might come across as a masterpiece. Sober and alert it is disappointing but still one of my favorite movies of this young season.

    As I mentioned, Wim said it took four long years to make Don’t Come Knocking. Wim and Sam would gather together sporadically, scratching out a story and a screenplay, but mostly trying to come up with someone who would throw together enough money to make the thing. Personally, I think this is in insane. Wenders is no Orson Welles, hiding away to drink and eat up the profits (literally) and then fleeing to distant lands with cans of film under his hefty arms. No, Wenders delivers the goods, and on time, but the goods don’t make much money. True, sometimes his work is awful. But when Wim Wenders hits, his movies are sublime. For the most part, he hits in Don’t Come Knocking. And if some of the idiots in Hollywood ever got it through their thick heads to release his movies around the country, all at once like they do with shit like Failure to Launch, I think everyone would make some more money, and maybe he’d make more movies. Which is good for everyone.

    The facts, which are like summarizing a drunken evening with a friend: Sam Shepard plays Howard, a down on his luck actor, once a big star whose career has cometed into the ground. He’s constantly inebriated, screws around, and one day hops on his horse and barrels away from the set of his latest movie and through the desert. Then, in a lovely scene, he trades his movie duds and fine horse to an old fart out in the desert. The old codger insists on keeping his beat up sweaty old hat–“You can’t have my hat!” he insists, and Howard agrees, walking away in his red socks.

    Howard makes a beeline to his mother’s house, the mom played by Eva Marie Saint with her usual cool. While he’s hiding there, living in the basement and poring over his mother’s scrapbooks containing gossipy articles of his misdeeds (I don’t get that either), she informs Howard that a woman called years ago to say that he’s got a son (mom and son have been estranged for decades). So Howard borrows his mother’s old Packard automobile and drives to Butte, Montana to see Doreen (Jessica Lange) who he thinks is the mother of this child. There he meets the bipolar Earl (Gabriel Mann), his son, a young fellow who croons with a weirdo band and who hates Howard almost instantly. Also, Sky (Sarah Polley) is hiding out in the shadows, carrying her recently departed mother’s ashes around in a blue vase. She believes herself to be Howard’s daughter.

    The whole time, Tim Roth is an insurance detective hired by the movie company to track Howard down to finish filming. Along the way, Howard wanders around Butte, Montana, which is the real star of this film. Butte’s a lonely, lovely town, a place that looks as if it stepped out of an Edward Hopper painting. And Wenders does his level best to make it look like a Hopper, with a rich palette of colors and sunlight and shadow. Butte, Wenders pointed out, was ripe for filmmaking: the last movie to be filmed there was a biography of native son Evel Knievel. And, noir fans, it was also the town that Hammett’s Red Harvest was supposedly based in (Wenders said that).

    Don’t Come Knocking doesn’t seem to care about its plot, which is probably good, because it has more holes in it than my old cardigans after five years of abuse. Sam Shepard isn’t very convincing as a former movie star–the guy is, first and foremost, aging badly, looking very much like the old bastards that haunt cheap bars, clicking their dentures between sips of gin. And Jessica Lange, normally a genius, is given a role that doesn’t seem to suit the story–the rambling, enjoyable nature of the film is often undermined by her shrill explosions of emotion that come as a disconcerting shock. There are a million inconsistencies if you think too closely about the plot–why doesn’t anyone recognize this aging star with his picture hanging prominently in the saloon, Lange couldn’t think to contact Howard any other way than through his mother, and etc., etc.

    Despite this, Don’t Come Knocking is full of charm and easy on the eye. The music is wonderful, as is usual in a Wenders film (you could do no better than stock your collection with his soundtracks, whether or not you’ve seen the films). There are a number of beautiful, beautiful scenes, such as the young Earl, pissed at his father, throwing the contents of his apartment through his window, then sitting in the street, tapping his foot on a garbage can lid, playing out his blue on a guitar hooked to his Pignose amp. All the while his girlfriend, played with bravado by Fairuza Balk, dances on the couch beneath an oil well with an American flag flapping in the bright blue sky.

    Wenders is not interested in making a heavy point here; he celebrates this country and its beauty subtly and without the usual blather we’ve come to expect in this post 9/11 world. In fact, watching Don’t Come Knocking, it’s as if George W. was never elected. Which is reason enough to enjoy the film.

    But it’s also the kind of movie I’d want to have seen in my hometown, the kind of movie kids should see. Between Don’t Come Knocking and Brick, you’ve got a wonderful start to a kid’s lifelong love of movies. In fact, I remember being blown away by the videotape of Wenders’ Wings of Desire and the Coen’s Blood Simple. Those films saved me in the burg of Mt. Pleasant, helping me to realize that Tom Cruise doesn’t have to be in every movie. But now Wenders–who helped both Nicholas Ray and Antonioni get back on their feet–can barely get financing. And Brick’s going to play in the big cities and vanish. And that fear–fear of quality films from uneven, but brilliant, minds–is why Hollywood is such a wasteland.

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  • Falling on the Sword

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    This is similar to the one Mark Antony used

    Just when you think George Bush can’t get any stupider, this comes along. Oops, it seems George himself authorized the leak of classified information.

    A Strib letter writer suggested this morning (several items down) “It doesn’t matter with the Republican Party whether you are a congressman, a senator or the president — if you cross the line, you fall on your sword.”

    Is releasing classified data for political purposes crossing the line, Mr. Letter Writer? Or do you want to redefine the virture of the Republicans some other way today?

  • Setback for Michele, We Hope

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    We’re voting for Michele

    A Minnesota Senate committee yesterday voted to put a stop to Michele Bachmann’s attempt to put a gay marriage ban amendment on the ballot this fall.

    Before we get all weepy about it, let’s remember what this actually means. A key Republican strategy is to fire up their base of right wing zealots to vote in elections they don’t otherwise have much stake in. (After all, if you believe in Adam and Eve, you probably don’t have much of a head for nuanced politics.) So the GOP tries to get the Fire and Brimstone Set to vote by making it all a referendum on whether we ought to rename Minnesota Sodom and Gomorrah.

    And, who do those primates vote for? People like Michele Bachmann.

    For Michele Bachmann, for God’s sake–instead of for someone like Patty Wetterling, who has actually done more to keep families safe than Michele could possibly imagine?